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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:08, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:20, archived)
# Happy Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:23, archived)
# thanks all xx
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 22:26, archived)
# Whoa! F-F-F-FIIIIIIRE, many candle happies.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:12, archived)
# super happy waxy burny things
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:18, archived)
# Happy Candles iiiiiiii !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........πŸ«₯, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:06, archived)
# Happy Candle Day!
I was just looking back at this... b3ta.com/board/2004748 and watching Reverend Dan's song that I Flashed up, and saw them all lighting up your name :)


(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 21:04, archived)
# Who are all those people and why are there so many posts?
I'm scared.. !
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 22:09, archived)
# ha that was a fun evening
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 22:26, archived)
# age appropriate happy b3taday message
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 22:12, archived)
# Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:34, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:26, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:59, archived)
#

slow and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 16:58, archived)
# WELL HEELED!
also THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 17:01, archived)
# donny never saw him coming
(ozof, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 1:13, archived)
# Breaking news -
Trump says when he posted this he didn't think he was being jesus, he thought it was him as a red cross worker doing a red cross to someone.
You know, the red cross with their magic hands and eagles.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:06, archived)
# Lol, I saw that.
He thought he was a doctor, healing the sick!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:27, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........πŸ«₯, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] The Penultimate Ventures of Juice McGregor aka //rightofway.mp4

NO JUICE FOR JAVIERL (Qwelcome to New Balm)

And where, is the BATMAN? Ft ChessCheat, that's why.


Music for Chess
(I helped save b3ta! Juice McGregor NO JUICE FOR JAVIERL, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 16:42, archived)
# I just want to say
Your posts are the highlight of this board
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 17:20, archived)
# Ooh la la, danke for the saucy kudos
(I helped save b3ta! Juice McGregor NO JUICE FOR JAVIERL, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 17:25, archived)
# I know there's a story thread in there somewhere
but it's been twsietd out of all recognition
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:51, archived)
# It's a Bez Luhrmann film
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] air conditioning?

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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 13 Apr 2026, 15:50, archived)
# The orange juice won't last long
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 17:18, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 14 Apr 2026, 9:16, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry]  
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is puzzled as the oyster, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 14:39, archived)
# :)
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 13 Apr 2026, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a repost mate!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 9:19, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 14 Apr 2026, 10:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] All work and no visor make Jack a cold boy

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(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry]

(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 11:11, archived)
# The lack of scientific accuracy here upsets me greatly.
He'd actually be an uncomfortably warm boy.
(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 13:19, archived)
# start a group
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 14:16, archived)
# I'm already the moderator of many groups.
(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 16:45, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuMxfTjLa-I
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 16:58, archived)
# Ever dance with the Dibble in the pale moonlight?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Apr 2026, 17:25, archived)
# Biggerer
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(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Apr 2026, 17:53, archived)
# No dog of mine is going to grow up a pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Apr 2026, 8:18, archived)
# this is not just a lazy headswap. I also smudged out some letter bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Apr 2026, 7:05, archived)
# Spoiler: Voldemort makes him into a tarka dhal
(rogerzilla, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 0:07, archived)
# great film
Dark Star
(davyclam, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 8:53, archived)
# It's not exactly 2001
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 15:36, archived)
#
but it's witty and unpretentious.
(davyclam, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 18:29, archived)
# but is it art?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] We must defeat the forces of Evil, Master Meeker.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Apr 2026, 22:56, archived)
# Sausage thief caught on CCTV, identity still unknown.


Mildly modded from source so I’m not going to sign it as β€œmy creation”
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 11 Apr 2026, 20:32, archived)
# They've arrested Sooty
but he's not talking
(Astatine, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 11:56, archived)
# typical Plod
they got the wrong puppet.
(davyclam, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 18:30, archived)
# OH right he's carrying a plastic bag
and not puking up, like I initially thought.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 15:37, archived)
# Me too...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 19:08, archived)
# Soz. Had to shittify the source pic up to look like CCTV
But as a Rorschach style test, your first thought went to puking. Is everything OK at home princess?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Apr 2026, 19:52, archived)
# You made a picture of streaks of semi-transparent matter emanating from the mouth of a sock puppet but somehow I'm the one with the problem.
Future context-free autocomplete right here.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 21:36, archived)
# Oh I'm just spouting silly as per usual, please don't think I take me seriously.
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 12 Apr 2026, 22:52, archived)
# How fucking dare you
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Whoa! Zero-G.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 17:16, archived)
# Your mother sucks, Kochs inhale
(I helped save b3ta! David Sylvanian, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Maybe they bury gold

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(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] RIGHT...that's it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 16:28, archived)
# Ha, perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 19:58, archived)
# that is outstanding
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:19, archived)
# Don't talk about the Death Star
(gijoel, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry]

de-ris: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martian_canals
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 16:20, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE MARS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 17:03, archived)
# -c
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 7:19, archived)
# Fake!
There are no Mars landings! This was filmed under a multi-storey carpark in Manchester!
(davyclam, Sun 12 Apr 2026, 8:58, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 12:00, archived)
# Oi, Chewie, your hand's on my right bollock
(rogerzilla, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 8:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Not really in keeping with the challenge but Chris Barker gave me the idea

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(I helped save b3ta! hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 11:33, archived)
# i like this a lot
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 13:34, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 9:37, archived)
# Alien Porridge, the Brian Glover Cinematic Universe
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 11:02, archived)
# The curl of the top lip
and shape of the jaw suggests "Fletchahhhh!"
(I helped save b3ta! David Sylvanian, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 15:50, archived)
# It's actually rather chilly up there.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Chill out.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 11 Apr 2026, 9:10, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Silly moo...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 11 Apr 2026, 15:54, archived)

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