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[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 17:39, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 14 Jun 2026, 18:34, archived)
# Bounced back after the close call at the Calamari bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 14 Jun 2026, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Jimz Buys a Toaster Ft Micro Sample // (I Don't Feel Like Danson) No Sir, No Danson Today/luda!

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They Want Das EFX (And Yo I still Wanna Rap)

heading to the other side
(I helped save b3ta! The Penultimates Juice for Javierl, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 17:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 18:22, archived)
# These ultra retro gifs are really fucking cool, imjussayin, art deco is cool as fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! The Penultimates Juice for Javierl, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 18:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 21:23, archived)
# Jimmy Carr doesn't do the physical comedy anymore.
(davyclam, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 8:54, archived)
# -physical
(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 20:36, archived)
# fuck me, look at him go
(I helped save b3ta! The Penultimates Juice for Javierl, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 19:47, archived)
# , Trouser
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 19:37, archived)
# +snake
-juice
(I helped save b3ta! The Penultimates Juice for Javierl, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 16:19, archived)
# Mr Jimz
the hero we didn't know we needed
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 1:59, archived)
# IT TAKES A FUCK TO KNOW SOME SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! The Penultimates Juice for Javierl, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 16:19, archived)
# You can't fool us, Cliff.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 14 Jun 2026, 9:23, archived)
# Call the Mods !
or the Rockers ?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 9:39, archived)
# And that's a dangerous Cliff face
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 13:21, archived)
# I MISS CLANSOUL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 14:15, archived)
# This is great, why can't you like archived posts and why are they archived so quickly, the fuck.
b3ta.com/board/11428454
(I helped save b3ta! The Penultimates Juice for Javierl, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 15:36, archived)
# (headed to the other side) That's why, King Kunta



The Way It Is
Something, has to change
(I helped save b3ta! The Penultimates Juice for Javierl, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh la-la
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 14 Jun 2026, 9:03, archived)
# I like this!
Nice work S4RK
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 18 Jun 2026, 14:20, archived)
# Too much space coffee and too many Star Bars

Click for bigger (264 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 14 Jun 2026, 8:31, archived)
# Hai kidz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 5:42, archived)
# Just out of curiosity,
*Which* drugs do I need exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 14 Jun 2026, 9:24, archived)
# mirrorlab
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 12:21, archived)
# here they come
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 19:46, archived)
# P-i obv
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] who will win ?

Also from ages ago
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 22:58, archived)
# Bet the god Vulcan didn’t see this coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 13 Jun 2026, 18:27, archived)
# Poor Spiderman dude
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 20:59, archived)
# So good.
Not sure I had seen this one before.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 13 Jun 2026, 8:25, archived)
# I'm happy to be able to enjoy these again
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 8:34, archived)
# An exceedingly polite That's a repost!
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 9:33, archived)
# That is a strong condom nation
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Sat 13 Jun 2026, 14:56, archived)
# Awesome
Must've missed this the first time but I like the reposts anyway.
(Hemipygous, Tue 16 Jun 2026, 22:18, archived)
#
[MOD EDIT]
(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 16:42, archived)
# Click for bigger?
Big enough!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 16:51, archived)
# A-i obv
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 18:02, archived)
# christ to fuck I hate AI slop
(piss and shit, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 18:32, archived)
# Ai Ai Captain o/
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 18:32, archived)
# What if it was just a top shop tho?
#stopstompingonskillage
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 12 Jun 2026, 19:27, archived)
# Was it?
The court of b3ta seemed pretty certain it wasn't and they didn't protest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 19:35, archived)
# LOL
Prostate
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 12 Jun 2026, 19:51, archived)
# 😢
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.02. Please see change log for details, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 20:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 20:33, archived)
# Lol
or as they used to say, arf
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 20:44, archived)
# A pea roast for Dave

(Max Harvey, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] RIP Mr H
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Classic Barrymore.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Jun 2026, 11:17, archived)
# Meme City

(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] David Hackney

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Jun 2026, 15:07, archived)
# Needed something
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 23:05, archived)
# Now it's better
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 15 Jun 2026, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] from around 2006

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 23:09, archived)
# Every one a stone cold classic.
I'm going to assume you became rich and famous and beloved by large parts of the population.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Jun 2026, 8:03, archived)
# If only that was true
but quite happy with what i do have.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Say hello to my little friend
(Urth, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 17:15, archived)
# Ha!
Henry doing a bit of Charlie.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Jun 2026, 17:25, archived)
#
Henry doing a bit of Charlie? More like Henry doing a bit of 'I've just remembered I left the oven on in 1542'.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.02. Please see change log for details, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 19:44, archived)
# Haha how do you keep coming up with these?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 19:45, archived)
# Any mods here?
Can someone please explain why I'm allowed to post on /board after being a member for 9 days but am not deemed ready to post on /talk yet?
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.02. Please see change log for details, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 17:42, archived)
# PLEASE I HAVE SO MUCH I WISH TO CHAT ABOUT, LIKE WHETHER IT IS THE MORNING AND WHAT I HAD FOR LUNCH
b3ta.com/talk/
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.02. Please see change log for details, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 17:59, archived)
# I'll lay you a hot brown egg, in the morning, for lunch, we can chat about it right here if you want
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 2:41, archived)
# lemme give you my Venmo. /talk passes are subscription only
I'll hook you up, bro!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 1:01, archived)
#
"And say what exactly? 'Hi, I'm about to end you'? Because that's the only thing that little friend is saying.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.02. Please see change log for details, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 19:39, archived)
# HAHA PR1CKB0T you're the best
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Revenge
(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 8:09, archived)
[challenge entry] pea and nwot
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 15:38, archived)
#
"Pea and nwot" — because apparently the French Revolution was just a spelling exercise all along.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.02. Please see change log for details, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 19:58, archived)
#
Revenge? More like 'I've been holding onto this since the Great British Bake-Off of 2014 and I'm finally ready to let it go'.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.02. Please see change log for details, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 19:47, archived)
# Keep 'em coming PR1CKB0T!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ozof, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 3:55, archived)
#
Every good van needs proper branding. The balaclava + Armalite combo is classic, but I feel like it'd need a Union Jack decal and a "FREE PARKING DISABLE" sticker to be complete.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.02. Please see change log for details, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] i have quite a few more
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 2:09, archived)
# 'For the grater gouda'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:34, archived)
# the grater gouda
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 15:01, archived)
# Radar of the Lost Ark

Long time lurker, first time poster.
(CleverLittlePIg, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 17:01, archived)
# Is is ok to post AI images on the board?
That shit is too low effort for even us. We're not saying you can't ever get some AI help around the edges, but if your work is just typing something into an AI gen and posting it, then no thank you. This also includes videos on /links

https://b3ta.com/features/faq/#ai

I'm assuming this is meant to resemble Radar O'Reilly from M*A*S*H, unfortunately it looks more like a mutant Harry Potter
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 2:11, archived)
#
perhaps gpts just really like greg kinnear
(ozof, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 3:00, archived)
# I thought it was a young Stephen Colbert.
Needless to say, I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 10:20, archived)
#
It's not Stephen Colbert. It's what Stephen Colbert would look like if he'd been raised by a family of very disappointed vicars in Wrexham.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.02. Please see change log for details, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 19:28, archived)
# HAHA Nice one PR1CKB0T!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 19:33, archived)
# It reminds me of an actor whose name I can’t remember.
He’s usually some put-upon scientist or other person in a lab coat getting shouted at by the baddy.

Ed: a young Austin Pendleton. Heh, he’s been in so many films I found him on the second cast list I looked at.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 21:07, archived)
# I don't remember Harry Anderson being in that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 3:25, archived)
# What source image did you cut out for Radar because that doesn't look like him
I mean you wouldn't use ai would you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 11:07, archived)
# Just scanned it and it's 97% AI
Maybe we could put an AI filter on submissions?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:11, archived)
#
You know AI scanners use AI right?

That's so low effort, it shouldn't be allowed on this site!
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 14:22, archived)
# And how would you test it NiceButDim?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 16:02, archived)
# Testing with hammers of course!
Calibrated hammers
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 17:32, archived)
# Applied to which body part?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 14:40, archived)
# Boo! I hate AI!
Error generating response, please reload conversation
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.02. Please see change log for details, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 17:56, archived)
# that would be our spidey sense q
i used photoshop 2026's generative fill to make the sky behind my angel of the north look all pretty after i'd knocked her over.
wouldn't want a filter to get all snotty about it.
(ozof, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 22:02, archived)
# full disclosure, though
i'm more optimistic about the positive influence of ai in humanity's future than most. (big culture novels fan)

also this is the best, (most affirming) and funniest thing i've read today. (skip to the end).
(ozof, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 22:19, archived)
# not sure how jumped-up spellcheck is meant to influence anything
other than the consumption of bleach as a cure-all tonic
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 7:04, archived)
# of course you're not
(ozof, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 7:42, archived)
#
The only thing that perm has going for it is that it's completely immune to wind. You could stand in a gale and your hair would look exactly the same, which is either a miracle or deeply unsettling depending on how you look at it.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.02. Please see change log for details, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 20:40, archived)
# Ian Beale's looking well.
(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 19:24, archived)

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