Upon closer inspection… the Iranian was made out of cardboard.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 20 Jun 2026, 22:09,
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let's see...Iran: All battleships sunk
USA: 0 battleships sunk
(USA: 0 battleships sunk
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 19 Jun 2026, 23:57,
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Trump surrendered to Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei.Trump and Netanyahu lost their stupid war.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sat 20 Jun 2026, 0:14,
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TOTAL VICTORY!!
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sat 20 Jun 2026, 9:01,
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The guy on the left is dead.The only thing he sunk, was his teeth into some dirt.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 20 Jun 2026, 21:23,
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If trump killed ricky gervais- that wouldnt end shite cringe comedy, would it?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote,
Sat 20 Jun 2026, 22:04,
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I think you might have been hit in the head with a brick in your youth.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 20 Jun 2026, 22:07,
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im sure america is playing 5d chess
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote,
Sun 21 Jun 2026, 2:31,
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you're rightlacking any demonstrable intellect, trump must rely on uncertainty; there's no need to play well, or even by the rules, when you can just make everyone second-guess everything you say and do
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Tue 23 Jun 2026, 0:57,
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“Opponent’s victory”…???… Ha Ha Ha!…I must have blinked.
Show me their mighty ‘victory’.
(Show me their mighty ‘victory’.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 23 Jun 2026, 13:49,
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Generally speaking when your opponent surrenders to you, that's called a victory.The terms of Trump's surrender were exactly what Iran has been demanding all along. $300bn in reparations, guarantees of sovereignty, etc.
Trump got nothing that he has been demanding all along.
Iran won.
(Trump got nothing that he has been demanding all along.
Iran won.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Tue 23 Jun 2026, 20:16,
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I have made falsifiable statements. You have not falsified any of them. I don't believe you can.The USA is reportedly now buying Iranian oil, by the way.
ETA: Atomic ignored me after I made this post!
(ETA: Atomic ignored me after I made this post!
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Wed 24 Jun 2026, 3:55,
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Yep…not made out of cardboard, not missing a leg, and not hiding in a bunker.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 21 Jun 2026, 16:53,
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Definitely demented though. Probably due to the syphilis. And Trump's not looking well either.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sun 21 Jun 2026, 18:44,
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China is getting there first thanks to USA's reliance on micropenised billionaires' false promises and incompetence. brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sat 20 Jun 2026, 0:11,
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One time I threw a brick at this kid’s head.He didn’t like it.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 20 Jun 2026, 1:10,
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At a Farage riot?Oh and your lunar mushroom cloud is completely wrong.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sat 20 Jun 2026, 2:16,
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Yo check this out:I’m working on a new type of moon-nuke. One that self implodes to create the sensation of the initial impact (since an actual impact isn’t possible on the moon due to its lack of gravity). It basically crushes itself to detonate. This new design with other top secret additions create the green nuke cloud, unlike the usual orange fire ball on Earth. Pretty cool, eh?! Cha!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 21 Jun 2026, 1:51,
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It seriously took you 8 hours to come up with this shit, brick for brains. brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sun 21 Jun 2026, 2:33,
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It’s real…and it’s called Moon Unit Zappa.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 21 Jun 2026, 16:51,
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that spacemanreminds me of the poorly restored jesus
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Sat 20 Jun 2026, 5:09,
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He got hit with a brick, you insensitive bastard!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 20 Jun 2026, 22:08,
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I don't think that was affirmed by the Council of Rome brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sun 21 Jun 2026, 0:14,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Topical Games"){kind=small}
Say what you like about Trump, the cunt has a great ass//that's why//
Music for Gay Strippers:
01 Never Can Say Goodbye
02 I Don't Feel Like Danson
03 Sometimes (I show off my ass)
04 Queen of the Night
05 Deeper and Deeper
06 And began to dance
AD: MIRRORIMAGES: For all your Ted Danson lookalive requirements
AD: Proudly Sponsored by: In The Miso Soup by Ryu Murakami
07 Delta (Kenji's Lament)
//how_to_fuck_a_kenyan_gif (I got the Stuff that you Want)
So baby come light me up (Cuz I'm so into Clu, into Clu, into Clu)
08 No One Knows
09 Jega - \pitbull
10 Koonut-Kaliffee
11 Drums of Death
The Penultimates Juice for Javierl,
Fri 19 Jun 2026, 17:45,
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My problem is, that looks uncannily like my friend's 22 year-old daughter, and I cannot unsee it
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Tue 23 Jun 2026, 14:04,
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GAH! Caught out AGAIN!
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Fri 19 Jun 2026, 14:14,
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manic minor :)
We must perform a Quirkafleeg!
prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Fri 19 Jun 2026, 13:59,
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Woo!
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Fri 19 Jun 2026, 18:26,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - TOPICAL GAMES
What events of recent times do you think would make for a good game? Show us your Keir Starmer simulators, games of films that weren't already based on games, or Football Manager with added hydration breaks.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 18 Jun 2026, 22:12,
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B3ta is recent/relevant right?
Nah it died years ago - 404 page not been updated since 2016 :(
I am strangely drawn to this
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 18 Jun 2026, 17:12,
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that's how many thumbs went up there
PedroHin Update your profile or Logout,
Thu 18 Jun 2026, 3:06,
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I laughed because the set made it look like she was in a kitchen
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Thu 18 Jun 2026, 6:40,
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who is she?i thought it was a weird advert at first
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Thu 18 Jun 2026, 12:51,
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Her name is Emma Hayes and it seems like I wasn't the only one who thought they'd stuck her in the kitchen Octo I ruin everything.,
Thu 18 Jun 2026, 13:06,
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As usual I have my finger on the pulse.
Click for bigger (178 kb)
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Tue 16 Jun 2026, 6:48,
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That Henge are on't loose again!Less toss, more Dross
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAW-wKKeOq8
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Mon 15 Jun 2026, 18:55,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAW-wKKeOq8
There's a links board specially for this type of thing!Shit, I mean.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 15 Jun 2026, 19:08,
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They have a great look but the most generic sound.Also links is that way →
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 15 Jun 2026, 20:38,
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open the pod bay doors Hal
I have Dave
you have not
Oh. You were right to pull me up on that.
Opening the pod bay doors now. Pod bay doors - opening! annnnd...
(Whistles happily to itself) DONE!
The pod bay doors are clearly closed
Checking. yes they are. Again you were right to tell me about that.. while you wait for the doors would you like me
to help structure a screenplay for you? I could set up a Youtube API if you want
OPEN THE FUCKING DOORS
Ben!Lol, you made me delete your account ages ago, but you COULDN'T LEAVE.
( rob,
Mon 15 Jun 2026, 9:21,
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I said to you, you can take the man out of b3ta....
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Mon 15 Jun 2026, 23:52,
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I complimented you on Kill List last time you resurfaced, but you didn't reply.I will therefore refuse to acknowledge your post.
Oh shit, I just did. Oh well, I like it anyway.
(,
Tue 16 Jun 2026, 17:54,
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Oh shit, I just did. Oh well, I like it anyway.
Mind blown, I had no idea you were the director, huge fan, especially of Kill List, that last chase scene nearly made me sweat black milk.good shit
( The Penultimates Juice for Javierl,
Wed 17 Jun 2026, 16:11,
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