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[challenge entry] YERP!
(, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS ON TV


There's a lot of crap superhero TV shows around already, but what if comic book characters appeared on all the other telly shows? Dig out your copy of Marvel Super Heroes Creativity Center and show us. Suggested by Andrew Heenan.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, it was on TV…

(, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Albert Blenkinsopp takes the lead for the Macclesfield Works team....
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 19:14, archived)
# The speed at which he's shoveling coal is
a testamant to the amount of physical training these racers spend preparing for track day
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 20:31, archived)
# can my team join?
(, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 4:04, archived)
[challenge entry] .

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(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 18:48, archived)
# I like this
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 22:20, archived)
# I see you Compo'd it........
(, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:17, archived)
# Happy gayshift, you miserable cunts :D
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 3:38, archived)
# Faster!!!
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 13:44, archived)
#

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# yay!
Dance magic, DANCE!
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 18:33, archived)
#

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#

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#
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(, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] pea of yore

(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 2:11, archived)
# Amtoic's new home(?)
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 20:08, archived)
# Is it possible to be right-wing and black? Discuss.
Your beef with atomic is tedious, you're both very talented. Fuck and make-up and tape it. please send mp4 to: [email protected]

(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 20:26, archived)
# Silly question, she's literally the leader of the Conservative party.
Your relaxed attitude to Nazism is incredibly suspicious.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 20:50, archived)
# Read the news and get back to me, okay?
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:02, archived)
# Which bit?
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:04, archived)
# You decide to be a prissy pretentious cunt, crucial, I think I want ya
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:29, archived)
# You don a Jetsuit courtesy of Gravity Industries.
The internal UI states the following:

Approaching Moon
Fuel low
Go North
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:40, archived)
# You approach the Moon, in the distance you notice an unusally large crater.
What do you do?
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 22:17, archived)
# You Go North.
You find yourslef in a presipice filled with mutant lobster men engaged in perpetual buggery and self-explosion.

What do you do?

Engage in the self-explosion buggery.
Try to talk them down.
Go East.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 22:23, archived)
# You engage in self-explosive buggery. (California's alright)
You fuck your own anus whilst simultaneously exploding inwards.

Your guts are a computation.

What do you do?

Analyse the exported .ans spreadsheet.
Go for coffee.
Transport your conciousness to a previous instance.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 22:40, archived)
# Holy Fuck! XD
Great read.
Would read again.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 5:04, archived)
# You double-down, no one has their finger on the pulse more than you.
Why is everybody else so stupid?
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:52, archived)
# You make a gorn animation.
It's very good.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:58, archived)
# Too bad his brain is Gorn.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 13:47, archived)
# You chose Suspicion
You find yourself in a white room, there is no exit, what do you do?

Dwell
That's why.
Consider the lily
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:04, archived)
# You consider the lily.
Become introspective.
Very methodical when I slaughtered them
Analyse the complexities of a petal.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 23:20, archived)
# Murder requires preperation. (same colour tshirt)
I'm not proud of this, but I killed this woman, she was in her forties I think, she had just finished work from ALDI and when i approached her she was ready to fuck, I could tell because she was exhausted and black or possibly ethnic, when i was I was strangling her she kept saying 'Read the news and get back to me, okay?', but I kept squeezing and I found myself increasingly erect, once she had passed I pushed her in some kind of hole.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 23:26, archived)
# You questioned the leader of the Consertavite party, why are you so jaded?
I have a slight feeling they're all cunts.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:07, archived)
# You might be racist and a misogynist, what do you do?
Watch Bad Boys and jackoff.mp4
One time I found Halle Berry attractive when she was bouncing on Billy Bob Thorton's balls.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:09, archived)
# It transpires that you're a paranoid schizophrenic, you're substack is receiving minimal views, what do you do?
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:11, archived)
# You seem upset.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:31, archived)
# Please gauge my upset.
Fuming
Slightly miffed
Perplexed
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:33, archived)
# You chose Fuming (Big, Big, Love)
Please Read the news and get back to me, okay?
Looking out for Love
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 22:59, archived)
# It's sad that there's nobody who can give you all the attention you need.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 18:47, archived)
# I can.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 2:34, archived)
# She has common sense, so she’s a Nazi to brb.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 13:46, archived)
# Whoooooosh
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 18:45, archived)
# yes, it is
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 1:00, archived)
# XDTHANXSXD
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 13:43, archived)
# Awww…you miss my abuse…. God Bless ^___^
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 13:42, archived)
# Is Atomic...
Tory scum these days?
(not the evolution I expected)

Hi B3ta, it's been a decade
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 20:32, archived)
# Much worse, he's a MAGA fashcunt.
He always employed Nazi imagery, now he worships the orange paedophile.
There's no punchline, sadly. I wish it was a joke.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 20:52, archived)
# Haa Haaa Haaaaa…. U so fun-E
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 23:16, archived)
# This gets my vote for thread of the year.
XD XD XD
(, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 4:33, archived)
[challenge entry] "And now, Mr. Bond, I'm going to shove this ferret down your trousers. And I haven't trimmed its claws lately."
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Hand Granade!
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 17:16, archived)
# Ha!
Blofield
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 18:35, archived)
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(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 18:56, archived)
# The last one's just Geordie Blofeld
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 19:48, archived)
# You can fuck a weasel but cant weasel a fuck.
- Oprah Winfrey
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 20:31, archived)
# with news that star wars is set to be translated into welsh, can we add wales to things for a comp?

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(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 16:31, archived)
# Vader's looking rather kawaii there,
with his big eyes and kitty ears...
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 19:41, archived)
# That Death Star, its got a roundabout you know.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 22:59, archived)
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(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Life is like a box o' maggots.'
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 12:52, archived)
# There's a man who could get excited about a Spear & Jackson no. 3
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 14:08, archived)
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(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] KTF at the Wigan Casino

Keep on keeping on Binface
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Piece o' piss...'
(, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 18:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
Perfect
(, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 22:45, archived)
# I love it.
Should have put a sidecar on it.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 6:05, archived)
# Lolz
Second image in challenge that's relocated Shaftesbury "up North".
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 7:24, archived)
# Well it IS 2 million light years North of Endor
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 9:27, archived)
# fucking brilliant
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Head North by North North
(, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 13:25, archived)
# WAHEY!!
(, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 2:27, archived)
# damn you Spiderman!
(, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 6:24, archived)
# possibly more anthropologically correct that spidey's web would come from the arse region?
(, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 12:48, archived)
# Not sure why Desmond Morris would have a professional opinion on this subject tbh
(, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 21:33, archived)
# This new remake of Day of the Triffids is surprisingly erotic
(, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 13:32, archived)
# *THONG!*
(, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 13:45, archived)
# Worst. Tapeworm. Ever.
(, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 18:55, archived)
# you sick fuck
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 20:21, archived)
# indeed
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Northern Pop Pun #1
(, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Northern Pop Pun #2
(, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 22:11, archived)
# :-)
(, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 10:08, archived)
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(, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 20:42, archived)
# Newcastle a.k.a. Gotham
always made me wonder if it should be Bruce Hawayne
(, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 23:49, archived)
# There is actually a pub called Gotham Town in the toon.
At least there was the last time I was there.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Ey up.

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(, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 20:20, archived)
# Qwelcome to the Atrocity Exhibition // deeper and deeper // that's why // crucial // I stand corrected // Please subscribe to my substack // you got the look /substsk


Atrocity Soundtrack Disc 1
Phaedra
(, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 20:38, archived)
#

(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 12:17, archived)
# now you're thinking with rabbits
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 16:05, archived)
# It was inspired by the work of HERMAN:D
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 18:37, archived)
# fucking sick
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 20:00, archived)
# magic!
And for my next trick...
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 18:38, archived)
# Long time no see...
(, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 19:21, archived)
# Spends too long trying to remove spot from screen
(, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 20:04, archived)
# Speech bubble placement is making me itch..
Do you know how shitty magnets work?
(, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 21:19, archived)
# Y'know it ain't fiction, just a natural fact.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 22:09, archived)
# is the answer "love?
(, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 23:32, archived)
# The speech bubble placement is the joke, isn't it?
The south pole of the first magnet is attracted to the north pole of the second magnet, but the second magnet is repelled because the north pole of the first magnet is closer.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 9:33, archived)
# oh those crazy magnets

(, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 22:42, archived)
#
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# Lol
(, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 18:32, archived)
# The second one is clearly bipolar
(, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 9:26, archived)
# Just pour water in them
a they'll stop working altogether
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 19:00, archived)

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