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# Did anyone see that program last night about the tube workers...
...very good it was...I now wish to kill them all
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:19, archived)
# British labourers are lazy bastards scandal
not really news is it...

that Kenyon gets right on my nerves - self important, little *&*^%$£%$

He's no Roger Cook.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)
# and he's ginger !
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:23, archived)
# ahh
leave 'em alone! everyone loves to skive. you're skiving now..
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:23, archived)
# no
it's my job to post on b3ta.....so Ner
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)
# No!
I get paid to do no work on Thursdays and spend 7 1/2 hours checking out websites, don't I?
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:26, archived)
# Usual BBC crap
Personally i think someone should go undercover at the beeb and see how they waste licence payers money
(Delerious, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:32, archived)
# After a tedious bus journey to the arse end of Bristol
*ahem*

Gold Hoop Earings
Gold Hoop Earings
Cheap & Nasty,
They Leave me fearing.
That Teenage girl t' Length & Breadth of the land.
With little style can't hope to understand.
The ugliness and arse of
gold hoop earings...



Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:17, archived)
# ha!
it's not just in Southampton then? did you see any of them wearing hyooj gold clown necklaces?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Heh
The working classes are funny. But I wouldn't want to live there.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Yes well...
Come the revolution mate...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Dartford, Chatham...
Merton, Micham, Morden......

to name a few other places
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Burgess Hill,
famous throughout Sussex for the gold clowns.
(Amerella, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)
# Essex
says it all really

though my home town's just as bad...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:23, archived)
# drove through there this morning
could bearly move for gold hoopiness
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:26, archived)
# Where were you driving to?
And bad luck. At least you didn't have to stop.
(Amerella, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Not so lucky...
East Grinstead. Ah, Sussex... filled with cosmopolitan charms.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)
# I'm buying me a new car from East Grinstead on Saturday
(me ma and pa live in Ardingly).
(Amerella, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:31, archived)
# it's a lovely place
the only one I know where the opening of a Wetherspoons is actually thought to be a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:35, archived)
# *Thinks about pubs in East Grinstead*
Yes, actually it might be a good thing.
(Amerella, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:36, archived)
# heh
chatham! I used to live in Ashford. it was pikie central
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)
# hehehe
I used to live in Swanley

now that is Pikie central FACT :o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Swanley
in Kent? The Garden of England?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:37, archived)
# Garden ?
lived in kent for the past 33 years, never once seen it as a garden, compost heap possibly
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:43, archived)
# I live in the Medway Towns
and Gold Hoop Earings are a de-facto standard for teenage girls.
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:23, archived)
# I read once that
cha'ahm gurlz are the new essex girls
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)
# You even got the spelling right ... well done
Yes indeed, a girl in Chatham wearing knickers is obviously a Tourist.

Class Ladies !
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:27, archived)
# me sistah lives in
Woooooooooooooooldahslade boi

hence my perfected accent
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Ooopps !
Obviously the comment above does not relate to your sister.

Crawls away to hide back in the corner
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:30, archived)
# worringly accurate actually
you can crawl back out now
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:43, archived)
# You're not wrong there...
I live in Maidstone and that is getting fairly bad...
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:57, archived)
# I spent some time living in Eccles
What with Chatham and Maidstone so close it felt just like back home in Basildon!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)
# oh dear god....
take a trip to kingston mate.

Ban gold I say!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:20, archived)
# *applause*

very good
but you forgot the kappa tops and taut pony-tail faces
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:20, archived)
# I'm working on a follow up
To include Kappa, those lovely signet/sovereign rings and other beautifully crafted exclusive jewellery from Argos
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)
# *ahem*
Gold onion rings
Gold onion rings
Never make me want to dance or sing
Around around a circus ring
That's because they look so ming.

(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Wasn't sure one time but..
I recon these hoopy earrings i saw could have doubled as a necklace or something like that, at least 6 inches diameter.

They didnt actually hang off this scallie birds ears rather than rest on her shoulders.

Ahh the Paulsgrove, (portsmouth) massive (earrings!)
(I helped save b3ta! Radebe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:33, archived)
# After watching tv last night
I came to the conclusion that bushbabies are way better than lorises. But I needed proof.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:15, archived)
# wheres the
"piss on feet" quota ?

and what was that thing that looked like a tree living fox, my missus wants one of them
might be down to the enormous love bag he had hanging from behind
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:17, archived)
# the fox like thing
might be a Red Panda. Morning all by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:20, archived)
# don't think it was
it was related to a possum or summat
was long and skinny
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)
# Amount of piss on feet
is the only value that lorises win on.
I quite liked them jumping things, but I can't find any pictures of them on google to play with.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:20, archived)
# It's conclusive
:)
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:19, archived)
# indeed
less scary too.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)
# brilliant
where can I get a set?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)
# I'll swap 2 marmoset cards for a bush-baby card
but I'm keeping my foil covered loris (not a card)
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Today's word is xanthelasmoidea.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:04, archived)
# can't we have
Hydroxypropylmethylcellulose ?
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Arse biscuits. That's tomorrow's word.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:06, archived)
# that's 2 words
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Ok then, arsebiscuits.
Or to give it its scientific name, protothalmicbenzothriethylkeramephetamine
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:08, archived)
# someone give you a medical dictionary for christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:09, archived)
# or another sad git
that likes to read pharmacopia's
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:13, archived)
# No I invented protothalmicbenzothriethylkeramephetamine
for a story i wrote some years ago...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:15, archived)
# must
have been a long story
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:16, archived)
# B'dum tsssch
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:17, archived)
# is that like
conkersausage ?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Kind of, only without the conker. Or the sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Nice flange
Phospor bronze ?
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:10, archived)
# naturally!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:11, archived)
# less chance of static
discharge then

snigger
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:12, archived)
# You said 'discharge"
snort
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:13, archived)
# gusseted polythene bags
for some reason I had all sorts of trouble ordering those a few years back, used to have to take several deep breaths before asking for them
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:15, archived)
# so michael jackson
wasn't lying after all!
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Fred dibner
Anyone else played the ducks game from here?
It's sneakily hard.
www.2-4-7-music.com/newsitems/jan03/lemonjellyducksvideo.asp
had to do a download to play it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Morning from the old skool
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:53, archived)
# morning!
leg it fluffy!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Woo
for the old skool!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Morning
codgers!
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:54, archived)
# morning old chap
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:55, archived)
# I see you have an extra 'e'
Well, 'e's are good.

edit - oh, you also have an extra 'g' about which I can make no witty remark.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:08, archived)
# Yay!
That's a nice post to wake up to
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:55, archived)
# morning all
brrrrrr, a bit chilly
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:56, archived)
# put some clothes on then
It's like one of those nightmares when you go to school and realise you're naked.

And they take you away and lock you up.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:59, archived)
# that wasn't a nightmare
that was last thursday...

morning btw
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:59, archived)
# Choose Fluffy
Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:56, archived)
# Choose life?

I chose something else, I chose B3ta.

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:58, archived)
# "I found music
it all makes sense"

/coldcut
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:00, archived)
# Now that I like!
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:58, archived)
# Morning!
Run fluffy, run like the wind!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:58, archived)
# *PARP*
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:59, archived)
# can he outrun this
(Symball, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Of course he would be called Sik B0i or something
nowadays!

Class pic Boab!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:01, archived)
# that's Renton
you silly chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Rent B0i
then :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:08, archived)
# Furtive looks a little effeminate

Great pic though!

Morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:16, archived)
# for essentially reading b3ta
and doing the bare minimum of work so I didn't get noticed, I got a glowing appraisal from my boss.

This job doesn't seem so bad after all.

have a poorly constructed pun for your trouble:


(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:51, archived)
# On ill Kitty Moor
B'art hat?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:57, archived)
# evidently
not that poorly constructed

/looks blaknly at screen
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:58, archived)
# come on
COME ON

/paxman
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:00, archived)
# ¦-/
thinks harder
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:01, archived)
# queasy kitten
on a Laura Ashley print?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:01, archived)
# closer
closer
it's supposed to be glowing
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:02, archived)
# radioactive kitten?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:03, archived)
# atomic kitten
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:03, archived)
# D'oh
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:04, archived)
# can you pass my coat
please?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:05, archived)
# I don't know if Ged's going for the record
for staying at the top for the longest, but here's a repost from last night. My mate Kev made this...
www.webdesignlab.co.uk/niksthings/masking.html
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:51, archived)
# Boo
Hiss!
:-)
(Ged-The-Viking, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:53, archived)
# Actually...
Well done kev, Nice work...
(Ged-The-Viking, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:55, archived)
# I'd also like to thank him for hosting my shite.
Thanks Kev!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:57, archived)
# and the academy
and my parents
and my family for being there
and Professor Fnord for guidance
and Rogan for serenity lessons
and k3rry for keeping the nightshift in line
and um...
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:05, archived)
# You all know the words.... so ...


... try saying it without the funny voice!
(Ged-The-Viking, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 7:54, archived)
# Brian
cant did`nt have a silly voice ....PLAY-A-WAYYYYY !
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:01, archived)
# oi, theres no need for name calling.......Cant!
mornin'
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:12, archived)
# You're right
it is:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:14, archived)
# I saw Brian Cant a few weeks ago in Croydon
and he looked exactly the same as always. I had to be physically restrained by my mate from going up to him and telling how great he was. Nice piccy BTW
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:25, archived)
# I embaressed my ex in Croydon
when I saw the disney shop. I literaly ran across to it and in...didn't leave for ages.

We don't have cool shops like that up here:(

THEY HAD A TALKING SULLEY FFS!!! He talked and went RAAAWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:27, archived)
# I thought the whole of the bloody UK
had become franchise-homogenised. Where do you live? Can i buy your house?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:28, archived)
# I'm a 'Facking norvan mankey'
I live in Cumbria...

I'm on here
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:37, archived)
# Is it all English men then?
my bf stayed in the one in LA for ages and then bought a mad hatter hat.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:29, archived)
# Can i just 'jack this thread to say champion drinker
Bill Werbeniuk has snuffed it. Lager manufacturers are quaking...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:32, archived)
# well, if you will go out with a 12 year old...


;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:32, archived)
# that's the worst part
he's 31!
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:36, archived)
# physically, yes
mentally....

you must have realised by now that men never really stop being boys?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:39, archived)
# EDIT
I'm editing this cuz it's a bit bad...I feel guilty for it now...lol

And with that, I'm off college
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:42, archived)
# it's
becoming clear.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:48, archived)
# tell me about it.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:53, archived)
# morning
well, its true & I should know - I am one.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:05, archived)
# It's only bad if you're
RELLY young (I wont ask your age, I'm a genitalman [yes I know it's spelt wrong, I mad it that way])
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:39, archived)
# it's legal
age of consent here is 18.
and I'm...
well, 18.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:47, archived)
# Yeah BUT
It's still kinda bad...But I have no room to talk...I've just finihsed with a 14yo (But never had sex I would like to add)

anyway...I really must get going now...I'm late for my bus.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Fair enough
I know quite few girls of 18-20 who prefer older men - they do say girls mature faster than boys...

kinda like cheese

;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:54, archived)
# HE DOES SMELL OF CHEESE
how did you know? ; )

edit: Now I go to bed. Without smelly boyfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:56, archived)
# He's english
& he's a man...

its genetic.

edit - good night
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:59, archived)
# RELEASE THE CHEESE!
.
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:59, archived)
# less of that mate
I know your game.....I saw your name on the news this mornin'
Thirdman Held!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:39, archived)
# That's discusting
You dirty little man:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:41, archived)
# They'll never take me alive.

/reaches for .38
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:42, archived)
# i think you've allready been "Taken"
if you catch my drift......you sick puppy!
( ^.^)
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:44, archived)
# I like the
"arrested after voluntarily going to a police station" bit.

If the rozzers are after you, the last place to visit is a police station... The muppet!
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:56, archived)
# Unless
he's sure he's innocent.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:27, archived)
# *breaths in*
PughPughBarneyMcGrew,CuthbertDibbleAndGrubb.
phew!
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:31, archived)
# indeedily
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:40, archived)
# Gerald had hoped to outrun the pursuit zebra

but it was just too fast
(TheTruffleShuffle, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 7:49, archived)
# haha!
nobody escapes from the pursuit zebra!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 7:56, archived)
# hehehe That's awesome
It's brigthed up my morning

Does anyone remember what my full name was last night? I can't be arsed spazzing back just yet
(Az The Spaz, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:03, archived)
# haha!
no idea! it was about 40 characters long though!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:04, archived)
# never mind
I changed that one and made it to this. I just remembered my number was 5115 so I found out that way:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:06, archived)
# that's like Chase HQ
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:45, archived)
# hahaha
mad but funny!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Hot Sketch Comedy Online
Hey all y'all go check out this here site if ya boreds or even if you're not boreds. It's oldeenglish.org and if ya likes it you can mozzy on back here and tells me abouts its. Ands ifs yas don'ts than ya can tell me thats too. Peace
(OldeEnglish, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 7:26, archived)
# I not boreds
I guesses.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 7:27, archived)
# giiivesss
meeee ring back...itsss myy preciooousssssssss.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 7:29, archived)
# what'ssss it got in itsssss
credit cardssssesss?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 7:30, archived)
# I would also like to point out
that it is one degree here. For European types, that means -17. ewww.
Edit: If you add the windchill -27. ewww.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:17, archived)
# Ouchouchouch
poor you!

To make you feel better: in about 3 weeks it's going to start raining and being windy, and it won't stop for a couple of months...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:41, archived)
# ree-speck
mut-har farquar
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 7:31, archived)
# Word.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:36, archived)
# About 10% more

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:43, archived)
# I
was looking at the fire pics from K3rry when I noticed something in the clouds...I joined up all the lines and look what it revealed....is this a b3ta exclusive...is this the face of god? or just a fat bloke in a weird crown ?



(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 7:25, archived)
# May I just point out
that his facial hair...disturbs me.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 7:26, archived)
# yeah
they did come out as looking like pubes but I was trying for that olde worlde look on statues where they all seem to have beards of pubes with that swirly look to them .....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 7:28, archived)
# That's why beards are so shit
they're juts face pubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 7:52, archived)
# hmm
never thought of it like that.....maybe I should shave more often....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 7:59, archived)
# When my ex husband had a moustache
and we would kiss, sometimes I used to think...oh never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:09, archived)
# How would
you know?
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:15, archived)
# Oh
I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:20, archived)
# Nice to know
b3tan girls are open-minded as well as gorgeous ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:38, archived)
# Are you sure
Monkey isn't helping fight the Canberran fires?
(Yarbo, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 7:27, archived)
# Apparently
it's on tonight C4 (12:35) "run of 12 episodes never shown on BBC2"

Monkey that is
(Reply, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:26, archived)
# that's
Tom Middleton
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:44, archived)
# Morning all
I did an anim I was very happy with but by the time I'd made a small version for dial uppers it'd fallen off the bottom of the page. So... here it is again.


Clickit for Biggit!
(Akhaal, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 6:06, archived)
# aaaaahh
is it hungry?
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 6:57, archived)
# What will they think of next?
Vegetarian T-bones no doubt

Quiet this morning innit?
(Akhaal, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 7:09, archived)
# silent.
anyone around?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 7:15, archived)
# Yup
But I'm leaving now, gotta go to work
mutter
(Akhaal, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 7:17, archived)
# I'm
in work :-(
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:05, archived)
# far
to early for that
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:13, archived)
# Mittens was so proud...

her hard work paid off.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 5:56, archived)
# That's
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:07, archived)
# mrrow!

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:45, archived)
# Rex's first regatta

He's doing quite well, all things considered.
(I helped save b3ta! flying squirrel, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 5:25, archived)
# I am muchly with the liking of this
Cool, Kitten looks so at home on the open sea
(Akhaal, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 6:36, archived)
# I don't think
your picture got enough woos.
So wooooo!
and yaaaaay!
Cool kitten pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 21:58, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 5:21, archived)
# heheheehe
you shilly arshe
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 5:34, archived)
# thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 5:51, archived)
# This is odd
I'm usually going to bed at this time of the morning
But I have just got up

I think my body clock is a wee bit screwed
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 4:45, archived)
# Odd
I just deleted a post and tried to reinstate it and now nothing happens..
so if it's duplicated and I can't see it yet, that's why. I'm not just being a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 4:58, archived)
# I said, Good Morning!

I just made a little kitten blissfully, blissfully happy, which has cheered me up no end.
Sorry for being such a miserable bastard today.
And on that note - adieu!
(or rather, ka kite ano!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 4:59, archived)
# Hey Nice!
And why ain't I in the shower? COZ I just HAD to check....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 5:13, archived)
# That's very happy
he really is my favorite kitten - Why hasn't he ever gotten a name?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 5:24, archived)
# Errr... wasn't that mine?


Doh.
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)
# I did the gif
but the laughing kitten picture is a glass cock.
We have it on our office wall with the caption, "See my mate over there? well don't say anything, but I've just shat in his bowl of Whiskas! muwahahahahah!"

edit: and I made him sit up straight and put him on a different background

I think I'll call him Boris
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:01, archived)
# you just deleted my post too
ya twat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 4:59, archived)
# That's precisely
why I did.
ha.

Jack this one instead.

Right off.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 4:59, archived)
# when will my aussie mates on MSN
realize that they can take the piss out of english cricket as much as they like
i cant fucking stand it
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 5:02, archived)
# You guys
can't fucking play it either!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 5:46, archived)
# I declare this board
DEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 5:56, archived)
# I'm still on Australian time
and I got back to NZ 2 weeks ago!

it's cos i still go to bed at midnight, and get up at 10am. what a slack bastard.

holidays end in a week though :(

i don't expect to be seeing too much of you fine folks after that :S
(TopGun6061, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 6:22, archived)
# Shame
Good stuff pours from ye like milk from a burst cow
(Akhaal, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 7:16, archived)
# Have you done that thing where
you stay up so late you start to get back to normal time?

I can't quite tell if that means you've lost a day or just had some realllly long ones.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:47, archived)
# To post or not to post
that be the question, arrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 4:18, archived)
# To ply or not two ply
that is the question, arrr...rrrsepaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 4:23, archived)
# hahaha
that's hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 4:36, archived)
# No question at all
..this time of day, go for it!
I kind of like how the board stays relatively still so I don't have to keep flipping back in the spazz to keep track of threads.

Oh, and don't pull ya thang out unless ya plan to bang.. don't plan to bang unless ya plan to hit something..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 4:24, archived)
# huh?
ok, well it's being worked on at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 4:37, archived)
# spazz moves pretty fast...
if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

/ferris bueller
(Jackie Treehorn, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 5:00, archived)
# Although
I believe you just answered it...
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 5:31, archived)
# Hey Rapitinui!
Sat 15th Feb I will be free in the evening for our bash! Can you arrange a meeting point somewhere I can find? I am staying at the Sheraton in Symonds St so if there's anything close..... Does the Sheraton have a bar?? Then we can get Rob to put it on the front and in the newsletter. Depending on my flight time I want to go to the Zoo on Sunday to see a seal I used to train as well....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:52, archived)
# Yeeee-ha
the Sheraton has a bar or two.. there's a piano bar which is rather classy, but I've only been in there once some (4) years ago. It is pretty central and could be a good place to meet up. Otherwise, it's right near the corner with Karangahape Rd which has many eating & drinking-type places.
15th should be a good day (since I expect to be all tied up on the 14th)..
When weevilgirl comes back to work on Monday I'll see if she's got any good ideas for venues since I don't go out in town enough to know much beyond my few favoured haunts.
How long since you been to the AK zoo? I haven't for a few years so I've yet to see all the flash new enclosures (monkeys, lions etc.). Apparently it's getting nice these days.

Oh, and WOOOOO-HAH!
/busta (got OutKast playing on my PC right now)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 4:02, archived)
# YAY indeed!
The closer to the Sheraton the better as
1) I don't have to remember way back
2) Less spent on taxi = more on drinks

I went to Zoo last Jan 2002 to see my baby (Cody the Cal Sea Lion)

/edit: Home for a shower now - I stink like I've smoked a whole forest
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 4:06, archived)
# In my short life time
I believe I have smoked a whole forest.

..just got to the hoe-down part of "Rosa Parks", always sets my toes a-tapping, ironic or not!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 4:12, archived)
# wee
You can tell the underage drinkers by the dwarfs on their shoulders

(repost)


umm no real reason.... now that i think about it, i'm quite disturbed that i said anything at all. guess just trying make presense known, i'm here now anyway, and lurking
(TopGun6061, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 6:25, archived)

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