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# Look out B3TAAAaaaaaaansssssss
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:51, archived)
# he broke my monitor...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:53, archived)
# That/He
could have had my eye out there!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:54, archived)
# oh`
my god its the rozzers
(doktored, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Colin was begining to wish he'd chosen something a little more discreet
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)
# have a panda woo!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:51, archived)
# stop
pandering to popular tastes:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Bear with me mate
they get better :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:56, archived)
# no they dont
:)

eats, shoots, and leaves!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:57, archived)
# You have left me a
tad bamboo-zled with your last comment :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:01, archived)
# can
some bear with this, and give some life to it
(doktored, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:18, archived)
# red x
sorry:(

Evening BTW:)

[edit]obviously someone can see it!

[edit] yay! very nice:)
how you doing, btw?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:51, archived)
# Well,
a red X is indiscrete.

*Edit* I see it now, and frankly I think it suits him. Surely got to improve his chances of pulling a sexy lady panda.
(Dr Wadd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:53, archived)
# t'aint
me !

*Edit: kin see it now... Pandas DO rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Yay glad its up
Im ok thanks monkeyboy - had some redundencies at work but luckily i survived *breathes sigh of relief*. M'off on holiday a week tomorrow so that'll be cool too.

Howzit going with you mate?
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:56, archived)
# you always seem to be on
holiday!!

Im OK cheers, im a bit pissed, because i've given up drinking during the week (and it the weekend now - yay)

i think we'll have to have a northern b3ta meet again soon:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:01, archived)
# woo yay
to another meetup - evil pixie was saying just the same last week. Congrats on being a little pissed - its champion innit
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:05, archived)
# claudia's career had gone downhill recently
would you?
(cybo, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Argh
Scary.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:52, archived)
# I
still would!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:53, archived)
# ...
mantlepiece/fire.

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:56, archived)
# Mystery Bob
..you always make oi laarf!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Fair point
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:59, archived)
# I like mantelpieces
sometimes you can find some lovely ornaments there...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:06, archived)
# And sometimes
it's tasteless and dusty.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:10, archived)
# That's
the way I like it!!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:14, archived)
# What,
with cobwebs?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Unfortunately for the American Dachshund...

...they simply tasted too good with mustard and ketchup...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# I just came on... saw this...
and thought 'Wow... good'
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Absolutely superb.
What more can I say...

Will Woo, Yay and houpla suffice
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)
# That is great.
I`ll have onions with mine.
(Dr Wadd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)
# You are wicked!
You will go to Hell!
Do not collect £200......
xcellent pic tho!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)
# thats very well done indeed

(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:52, archived)
# really rather
posh! well done
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Woo! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] He
knew they like golf, but this was work!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:45, archived)
# re
pllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] no-one really knows...
...what happened to the Wooly Marmoth.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Oh very woo!
and Yay also.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# W/Y/H
I am somewhat disturbed by the fact that it looks strangely familar.

*Edit* Got it, it reminds me of Watto from Episode I
(Dr Wadd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# hehe
I'm sure they have those in the Australian outback somewhere.
(Maels, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:46, archived)
# superb
works to perfection! :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:46, archived)
# hee hee hee
it doesn't look real, but it doesn't really look photoshopped either.
it looks like he's actually wearing a little mammoth mask and saying
"yes, I'm a marmoth. you don't believe I'm a marmoth? don't you see my trunk?"
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Damn... you caught me out.
I just shopped the strings off the original...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:51, archived)
# haha
both class :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:51, archived)
# hahahaha!
wooo!

edit: uh, when I said it doesn't really look real, I wasn't talking about your superb photoshopping skills, I was just talking about how preposterous he was. k?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:53, archived)
# your comment made me laugh
more than the picture

which is not to say the picture is not great - it is
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:01, archived)
# My Nan
Would believe that is real... W Y !
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# He's cool

So many cute animals have dissapeared
from the planet!
(I helped save b3ta! cow23, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:51, archived)
# I just love this
and I wish they had survived.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Top Quality Creaturage
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Exquisite
Very very rad.
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 4:39, archived)
# degu?
is that a degu?
(fruity pebbles, Tue 28 Jan 2003, 7:59, archived)
# He had to be in one
thats all
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# No car's gonna run him over
it'd either bounce off or get lost in the rolls of flab!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:41, archived)
# thats a
good idea
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# I see what's going on
in the background there. Super subtle...
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:46, archived)
# oh yes!
My brain is on a go-slow tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Oh and now it animates!
And look Bats, he's used your car! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:54, archived)
# Wooo!!
I didn't notice the background initially!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:51, archived)
# Richards career in advertising was somewhat limited....
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# beautiful!
That's superbly brill.

He looks so happy that his embarrassing itching problem has finally been soothed.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:34, archived)
# It is brill
because that's the kind
of stuff they advertise
during Countdown's Ad breaks...
no that i ever watch......
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Dont forget eardrops.
They always seem to have eardrops!
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# I watch
it's great fun, considering there's not much else to do in the gap between school/college/work and dinner...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# piss
i'm back. tried other keyboard, and i got a serial mouse working but my mouse ps2 port wont seem to accept any drivers for a keyboard, it does make the green lights come on though.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# *sympathy*

but no nerdly knowledge to help, sorry.
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Probably
the mouse port isn't wired to take a keyboard - for some reason a lot of manufacturers think it cute to make them device-specific by leaving a wire off here and there, despite the fact they should work the same was as USBs.

Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)
# yes
when ours buggered up that wouldn't work for us, our techy friend laughed at us for trying to plug a keyboard into it, but we thought it made sense. Because this pc is ancient we had to get an adaptor thing.
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:53, archived)
# i've been thinking
and i am happier it's the kb rather than the mouse. i can still make the m3tatween this weekend :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Yup
keyboard can be emulated with a mouse, and so long as you don't have a thesis to write or a Doom tournament to win you can get by easily enough.

But mouse emulation ALWAYS sucks, always.

Have you considered obtaining a USB peripheral or 2?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:59, archived)
# nope, i have 2 sockets free
i have got an old comp with ps2 ports that work, i might see if i can fiddle that one and see, it'll mean installing stuff so i can see this weekend being a big techy one.
thanks for the idea though, a usb keyboard would be a workaround.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Genius!
You should be in marketing, Pob.
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# hehe it would be nice..
but look what it did to currymonster! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# eh eh? what?
I am a well rounded and intelligent piece of marketing scum I'll have you know! :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:53, archived)
# *ahem*
I shall maintain my silence for the sake of keeping the peace




currymonster's scum
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:55, archived)
# As of next Friday
unemployed scum :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:57, archived)
# oh dear?
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:04, archived)
# This is why he's *really* smiling
(Dr Wadd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)
# ooh soothing
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# i cant help thinking
you've got yr quiz shows mixed a bit
(cheebatv, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Gods!
I cannot believe I didn't notice that!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:45, archived)
# never mind m8
its only a joke...
dont take it too seriously ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)
# God I`m slow tonite.
Even with you pointing it out I`ve only just realised. Doesn`t ruin the joke tho.
(Dr Wadd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:52, archived)
# keep piling the pics on pob!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] He's The Best, He's The Greatest,
He's The Greatest Secret Agent In The World!
He's The Ace - He's Amazing...
He's the Strongest... He's The Quickest.... He's The Best!
(oh that's Nice, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# hahaha
excellent, needs an eye patch though! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:31, archived)
# ah yes
I forgot the eyepatch, erm no I didnt, its on the other eye, honest :s
(oh that's Nice, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:35, archived)
# nice!
That was my mate's CounterStrike moniker for quite some time.

Now he's bananaman. But not the b3ta bananaman.

It's a small online world.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:31, archived)
# great that is
.
(Maels, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:31, archived)
# OH MY!
I literally LOL'd, something I haven't done for a LONG time... drew funny looks and everything!

WOOYAY!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# It's worse
when they look at the post and still give you a funny look.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Very true...
luckily I have someone here who found it as woosome as I, so I'm safe - for now...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:35, archived)
# woooo!
and hello!
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:35, archived)
# woooo!
for finding your old profile
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# yes
that amazing profile finder worked the wonders google could not! we knew it was out there!
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Egg and Spoon race!
Yey! First post! With a ickle bit of help from jboom! :D



(Pink Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:25, archived)
# welcome aboard!
have your very first woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:27, archived)
# beautifully done!
welcome
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Come on in..
..& keep on tattyshoppin'

Nice pic too!
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:31, archived)
# A second to that welcome.
(Dr Wadd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] It became extinct...

...because it couldn't find a mate - poor thing.

I got the job BTW... I mean THE JOB!
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:25, archived)
# What job
would that be?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:26, archived)
# At the publishers...
Top shelf stuff...
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:27, archived)
# You've got
my attention!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# and subscription details
I shouldn't wonder...

;p
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:33, archived)
# monkey dork
I love b3ta for reasons as exhibited above.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Thanks...
Monkeys head on a 3 legged ant eater? The teeth was an after thought...
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:41, archived)
# superb!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Staying Alive?

(Malou, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:24, archived)
#


I know I touched on the theme last night but it's still worrying me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:19, archived)
# he has no willy!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:22, archived)
# nor does she!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:27, archived)
# it's just tucked between his legs

/voice of much experience
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:28, archived)
# "I call it the Bangkok Ladyboy"
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:35, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:18, archived)
# woooooo
sh! fantastic :)
(JBoom, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:21, archived)
# That is inspired
(Dr Wadd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:21, archived)
# tha tlook slik es omuc hfu n!
i fee llik espeakin gfunn ytoda y
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:21, archived)
# hbt retteb raf si sdrawkcab
OMI

p:
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:27, archived)
# .
heh...

(ZZZzzz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:23, archived)
# No,
poooooooooooooooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:25, archived)
# hahaha
superb!
you need help mate.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Much more horroshow, then,


clicky for bolshy
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Say what you see...

Lame I know!!!
(I helped save b3ta! eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:14, archived)
# is that beverly knight
in shining armour?
(Maels, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:15, archived)
# Correct!
You win, er, erm...
(I helped save b3ta! eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:16, archived)
# a monkey bird!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Everyone knew
after the kellogs takeover, that when the chicken started pecking at the leprachauns arm - it was curtains for lucky charms

(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Now I have
Austin Powers running in my head.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Frrooooooooosties lucky charms
they're magically delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Wanna register a .gov?
go to http://www.nic.gov

Edit: Update
How about .mil
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:10, archived)
# No.
.
(Dr Wadd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Hm.
"To maintain domain name integrity, eligibility is limited to qualified government organizations and programs. Having a managed domain name such as .GOV assures your customers that they are accessing an official government site."

Damn, I left my Nation State ID in my other jacket...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Threadjack jack
I must away for a while - connection playing up and some maintenance needed.

Thanks to 'vry1 for the nice comments.

Hobgoblin - thanks for the abbeyroad kit.

ttfn
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Fascist Vandals

members.xoom.virgilio.it/icanthearyou/index.html
(lalaicanthearyou, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:07, archived)

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