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# sorry
for wasting valuable posting space...but i am drunk, trying to get a music publishing deal with a guy in new york, trying to shoe horn my way into helping with the eden festival website, suffering from arthritis in my back, and i find myself strangely drawn to a bunch of photoshoping loons....and i stll haven't managed to sit thru enuff born sloppy to see any joel or osymosis (or whatever) stuff.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:17, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta
You'll never leave. Kiss goodbye to your former life - you're one of us now.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:19, archived)
# he's right
Pull up a kitten and join the throng.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:20, archived)
# yeah...
you can forget all your plans except for the arthritis.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:20, archived)
# which loons?
they sound interesting
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:19, archived)
# loons?
or should i say incredibly talented, under-rated photo-manipulaters?

no....loons.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:21, archived)
# hahaha
that is allll
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:21, archived)
# You're
our wife now, Dave...
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:20, archived)
# I'm
married?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:24, archived)
# i
never know whether to reply to my own message..or the last post?

damn you.....never heard of yabb?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:25, archived)
# no
i havnt
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:27, archived)
# oh i have seen that yes
bit dull
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:30, archived)
# yabb would be far too conventional
plus it doesn't have as many kittens. or polar bears...
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:27, archived)
# kittens
are not so great, they split too easily
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:29, archived)
# b3ta just wouldn't be b3ta with a YABB style board.
It just has to be a big rambling conversartion like this, I'm afraid.

edit - on which note... I'm off to bed. Bye all!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:28, archived)
# You can reply to
any post.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:36, archived)
# even
this one?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:38, archived)
# yes!
or this one
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:39, archived)
# no?
really?

this is just,like, amazing you know?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:40, archived)
# no
thats not allowed under the 'last pocket' rule
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:41, archived)
# i will delete the offending
post
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:43, archived)
# mornington crescent!
(via Bank)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:44, archived)
# Bank
is in Nib
as you perfectly well know
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:48, archived)
# yes
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:44, archived)
# If anyone gets this...


I'll be pleased.

edit: Haven't seen the remake myself
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:17, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Aaaahhh
I fucking hate that film!!!!!!
That scares me even more.
It's a reference to The RIng...but to be a little uber-film-buff-esque it's a reference to the remake.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:19, archived)
# i
always suspected mick hucknall was the harb-ginger of death.

thanks for clearing it up.

(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:20, archived)
# am
i right?

was that the joke?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:29, archived)
# You are indeed
I'm actually pleased that people recognise the original more than the remake, even though that was the best pic I could find without ripping my DVD...
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:33, archived)
# i
am the best thing in this thread an it is being ignored!!

harb-ginger!!

what's wrong with you people??
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:34, archived)
# groan
Sorry - need coffee.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:36, archived)
# anyway
if the ring isn't a 70's scat film...i ain't interested.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:39, archived)
# i've been training him for months...

clicky 800KB monster

and he knows he'll get a biscuit if he keeps still long enough
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Freakily hypnotic
nicely done!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:17, archived)
# woo yay
and houpla!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:17, archived)
# arg that's facktastic!
that must have taken ages! Did you cut each frame of the rotatey globe out one at a time and paste them in??
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:18, archived)
# it took yonks!
had the spinning globe gif and used flash to do the orbit, back to tattyshop to weave the dog layers around it

with that - thank you and good night.
my brain hurts and my eyes are sore
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:24, archived)
# lovely waggage, i must say
 
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:26, archived)
# fantastic
if you contribute the layered psd of the spinning globe somewhere, a lot of people would be grateful to you. (except bandwagon-haters)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:22, archived)
# I need to know how long that took you.
Quite amazing! Woo!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Bloody hell
That really is extraordinary. The wagging, the spinning, the truly demented idea...
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:23, archived)
# I like ....
how come so smooth??
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:23, archived)
# That's simply great
nice
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Can some one briefly explain...
How to make transparent gifs?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Please, Please, Please, Please, Please!
Um...please!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:18, archived)
# ever tried
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:22, archived)
# Take a pic ,
cut and copy want you want , paste it into a new file and choose transparent background (if it isn't chosen as default) , then fiddle to your hearts content !!

I use Photoshop 7
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:22, archived)
# Create your gif on a background close to
what you think will be the background image or your page.
Before exporting choose "index transparency" in your transparency settings and use the eyedropper to select the background. If you preview, you should see that one color is now "cut out" of the image. Export. It may be somewhat different in different image editors, but that's the basics.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:25, archived)
# you bastards!
You've made my reply look sarcastic when I was just trying to help!

I dunno...
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:34, archived)
# .
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:10, archived)
# he hehehehehe
very nice indeedy. And yes, I am going, right now.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:12, archived)
# sleep well...
(god, this whisky is smooth...)

Must catch up for a drink next time I'm in town.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Haha
That made me laugh
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:12, archived)
# brilliant
woo yay
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:13, archived)
# oh that's ace
woo
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:14, archived)
# class in a tumbler


G'night vry1
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:16, archived)
# hehehehehehe
yes
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:15, archived)
# i like that one
very much!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:15, archived)
# nice timing
I was just thinking that when the punchline appeared.

Bit like "Only Forward" by Michael Marshall Smith too (a damn good read)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:16, archived)
# woo
yay!
very funny, well done that man :)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:25, archived)
# that made
chuckalorum!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:38, archived)
# "Pass me up a beer will you Grampa... Grampa?...... Grampa!!!"
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:10, archived)
# brilliantly done
i love the fact his shoes are left behind
and on that splendid note, g'night
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Waheeeeeeey !!
love it !!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:12, archived)
# Another excellent
FB anim. Nice work.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:14, archived)
# superb!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:16, archived)
# woo
thats damn good
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:29, archived)
# Good one sir!
Nice pic
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:39, archived)
# woo that man!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 8:56, archived)
# I have taken suggestions from my previous post
and set a quiz at the same time.

Who is old enough to know the supergroup ?

(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:06, archived)
# partridge family?
...
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:06, archived)
# the partridge family
I know that, and I'm only 19!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:07, archived)
# before my time....
I wish
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:07, archived)
# 33333ddddddddd
pppppppqqqqqqqqppppppppqqqqqqqqppppp - a centipede
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:07, archived)
# couldn't it have waited
till it got to the urinal?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:10, archived)
# mmmmm...
Susan Dey............
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:13, archived)
# quick and dirty
as they say..
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:13, archived)
# They should use the crosswalk
It's safer, that way.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:26, archived)
# against my better judgement, really..


EDIT - I've just realised that there's some sort of a strange irony to this pic...
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Wooyayhoupla.
Hmm. Glasscock?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:08, archived)
# um..
probably :)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:17, archived)
# there's not much you can't photoshop...
...given time and hummus.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:19, archived)
# I seem to have more hummus than usual today
given my second ever frontpage - yay!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:22, archived)
# an imaginative usage of the glasscock
well done to you sir
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:09, archived)
# marvellous
to get away with that is a tribute to you
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:12, archived)
# ok
I got sid james in there anyone up to getting hancock in there?

I tried and failed
www.b3ta.com/board/717996
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Nick Hancock?
*joke*
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Owzat?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:15, archived)
# it
is hard to find a picture that fits isnt it
lol
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:18, archived)
# Well, OK

But I'm not sure I understand why.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:34, archived)
# I'd add this bloke
www.mech.gla.ac.uk/Dept/staff/vcard.html?PersonID=8

but nobody except me would find it vaugely amusing. (on another note, he's paintmashed himself. classy.)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Saddam... the sand monkey
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:00, archived)
# More Pringles anyone?
There's loads of Cheese and Onion left.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:03, archived)
# I told him to see the doctor...

I don't want to say 'I told you so', but...
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:57, archived)
# Spike Milligan:
"I told you I was ill"
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:58, archived)
# is that on his grave stone
comic genius even in death
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:59, archived)
# It is.
I'm having something along the lines of: "If you can read this you're standing on my grave - Fuck off!"
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:01, archived)
# in really small writing i hope
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:03, archived)
# .
of course
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:07, archived)
# Good old spike...
I wrote to him about 10 years ago - and he replied... Bless the loon...
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:00, archived)
# wow - what did you/he
say?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:01, archived)
# I just asked how he was...
He lived in Orm St - I was working for his publisher so I jotted down his address and wrote... I was surprised at getting a reply it was a dodgy typed letter... He sent me a signed photo too...
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:13, archived)
# You're kidding!
Correspondence from Spike? What he say?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:02, archived)
# spike miligna,
the well known typing error...loved him to bits....he's the reason I'm here now I think......'we are non SPON people' ©Minnie Bannister
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:03, archived)
# my god
i was pleased when fred harris replied...
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:04, archived)
# OK...
OK OK ...

Who said the internet killed conversation at home!?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:59, archived)
# shut up,
I'm on b3ta!

oh....
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:04, archived)
# nice gag
by the way, are you married to Noggin the Nog?

edit: I guess not, seeing the post just above.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:59, archived)
# The Slender Loris will die out soon.....


unless they seek help for their eating disorders.

(click for slightly bigger)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:53, archived)
# my god those things were thin
theyre arms (life of mammals i assume)
woo yay for the pic
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:58, archived)
# couldn't resist

after a day spent twat shopping!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:52, archived)
# hurrah
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] your days are numbered
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Caleb's training for the

Owlympic Gymnastic team was going well.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:49, archived)
# what
have you done with his wings!!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:52, archived)
# he didn't have any
honest!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:53, archived)
# The original is here...
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:00, archived)
# I like him
I like what you did with him too - well done, the training must've taken ages.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:03, archived)
# that's
so cute! Woo to the Caleb - where's he from? I like him alot.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:53, archived)
# He came from rogan's
"Palace of the owls."
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:54, archived)
# he has the fire of determination
burning in his eyes! He will go far!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:53, archived)
# what you mean is
he's a fucking psycholoon fired up on crack cocaine.

what you can see in little caleb's eyes, unfortunately, is the looming failure of his next urine test.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:55, archived)
# yes
I see that now!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:59, archived)
# i have to ask a geeky question everyone look away
what r u using to get the motion blur?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:54, archived)
# the "motion blur" filter ;)
I use photoshop 6.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:55, archived)
# cheers
big ears ;)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:56, archived)
# thanks
you slut!
:p
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:01, archived)
# ask
a straight question....

Woo menub :)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Those damn Americans
just wanted to claim the credit for everything.

(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Freaky
that's
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:51, archived)
# oo! Er.....woo...
I think.....does it animate?

Ah - jpg...no....twin yellow lines eh.....

double woo....or summat :)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:51, archived)
# alternate reality alert!
cool...all you need to do now is have the Monkees crossing the street...(or the Beach Boys)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:55, archived)
# *Google search*
"Really long surfboard"
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:57, archived)
# wow
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:55, archived)
# wheel clamps
too, please

oh, and parking meters. americans invented parking meters.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Ahhh!
And you made it left hand drive too... Brilliant.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:56, archived)
# ooh that's smooth
they're even parked on the wrong side of the road!

woo to your attention to detail!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Sorry

Not my job.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:06, archived)
# i'd just like to say...
i'm very drunk.

dread zeppelin rock

you've been a great audiance. ;-)

g'night all..
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:48, archived)
# you silly chicken
goodnight!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:49, archived)
# PARP!
I fell asleep on the train.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:50, archived)
# *HONK*
I didn't. Been here all along....hah! That'll show you, Poirot.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:53, archived)
# a pwaroh
for mister poyrot
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:00, archived)
# im of to bobos too!
night all:)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Just had
a very surreal 10 minutes, using cut and paste to make Sick Boy's bot Munt talk to mine, K9P. The log is here.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:57, archived)
# I am enjoying that greatly
It's the sort of thing Spielberg or Kubrik might try making into a film...

oh wait a minute... :)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:07, archived)
# K9P
seems to have a habit of calling everyone "Dave". Perhaps I shouldn't have told it about Papa Lazarou during it's first conversation.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:38, archived)
# rush job
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:47, archived)
# G'wan,
have a waffer theen meent....
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:53, archived)
# grf*snk*
Oh, how I love the sound of stifled laughter.

:o)

is self-threadjacking a sin?

and is this the oldest glass cock in the world?
www.ebaumsworld.com/family.html
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:57, archived)
# If you mean
'recycled pix from mingers dot com' then yes :)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:05, archived)
[challenge entry] The Original Tree Kangaroo
Was alive and prospering throughout the world, and then the beaver's came. Giant, carnivorous wood/meat eating beavers.



Click
here
for biggie guvna.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:45, archived)
# what an idea
that is an odd odd mind there
woo yay
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:47, archived)
# .
they got made into famous crooners too...

(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Plank
Sinatra?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:50, archived)
# hehehe :)
Hadn't seen that before !
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:51, archived)
# the reflection
is soooo badly wrong.

ah well, we live and we learn.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:52, archived)
# small detail...
...fucking good pic :)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:02, archived)
# jesus wank a pony
that's a very old meme is it not?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:52, archived)
# do you have
any footage of that?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:52, archived)
# footage
being the operative word
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:01, archived)

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