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[challenge entry] The Orango-Dickinson

needed large areas of mahogany to survive
(jason rainbows, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:32, archived)
# For some reason
I sniggered into my tea!!!

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:34, archived)
# hahah
hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Name the sportsman....


btw. I didn't spong him. It's all real
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)
# captain crunch?
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Nasser
Hussein?
(jason rainbows, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Was it that easy???
Well done.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Is it a
soon to be extinct compo entry?
(jason rainbows, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)
# shall I ????
I'd need to think about a humourous caption
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:39, archived)
# good morning
just gotten home?
have a good days sleep then :)

[edit] my previous post made me dizzy.. even though i didn't go out yesterday..
so here's a slight remix of an earlier post i did. this one's got a confused Sun in it.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:14, archived)
# yes
I am going to sleep too. good night!
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:27, archived)
# am i the only one
that can't connect to m3ss3nger?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)
# nope
just tried - no luck.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)
# It seems
flibz.com is gone and done a runner.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)
# me too
it is most frustrating. though the above picture has gone some way towards alleviating my pain :)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:33, archived)
# that's true- it's a very good picture
and here's me ignoring it selfishly in order to ascertain the status of m3ss3nger (which incidentally has a very pretty palindrome ip). how wrong, i shall make amends presently:

woo! to the picture! woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:44, archived)
# flibz's nameservers
are not responding either. that might be the problem?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:09, archived)
# hello people
i think i know why m3ss3ng3r is down.
my friend runs an isp and apparantly at half 5 this morning a worm was sent out which exploits a hole in sql severs which haven't been patched. about 30mb of transfers are being generated per second, i'm told. which is why half the internet has fallen over.

great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)
# thank you!
that is both interesting and informative! (i know that could possibly sound a bit sarcastic, but trust me it wasn't.) i hope your friend doesn't get too much stick from her customers!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:14, archived)
# glad to be of help
luckily my friend's paying customers were all patched, some freebie stuff wasn't though. (and he's a he.)
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:17, archived)
# d'oh! sorry! =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Messenger is working for me!
Although it did take no less than 12 attempts to log in. I think perhaps this happens when too many people try to connect at once.
(Nothing, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:32, archived)
# ah, thanks for the information
i am currently basking in the knowledge that all servers i am responsible for are completely up-to-date with patches. i am that good!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:29, archived)
# ahhh
that explains why I couldn't get on to a whole series of sites this morning...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:31, archived)
# puppy death bargaining site
worked
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)
# I'm confused already
....
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:30, archived)
# haha
excellent steam action !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] giant kitzillas didn't last long
when their main source of natural food, the giant fishthra, died out
they were forced to seek further and further afield for food.

here we see a half-starved kitzilla, a weak and stunted specmin,
marauding through a human habitat. it's wild, hunger-maddened
eyes seek out any possible places where the now-extict fishra
might be lurking.

the last known kitzilla was found dead earlier this year in down-town
basingstoke, and david attenborough is tipped to be doing
a tribute peice on the bbc later this year.



clickzora for static, biggerer...
(nevermind, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Kitten Kong
You don't need to be Bill Oddie to identify that one...
(Bob McCow, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)
# I think Bill Oddie
is a genius

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)
# what about
Graeme Garden and TBT?
(Jackie Treehorn, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:32, archived)
# They are too
but Bill Oddie is a famous bird spotter, hence the identifying things joke (^^)//
(Bob McCow, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)
# have you slowed down its eyes?
2 posts with rapid eye movement at the same time was too much anyway..
here, have a woo yay from me.

woo! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:38, archived)
# i think
i prefer it completely static as on the clicky... but certainly better without the crazy rem!
(nevermind, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:39, archived)
# nice
/me likes
(lostpixel, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)
# mew yay!
 
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Japanese, a strange people...
funny eyes...


/Prince Philip
/coat
/hell

(ed_case, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Is it true
about their 'bits' being horizontal as well?
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)
# only if you look at a funny angle.
I don't know who the fuck thought that rumour up, but they sure as hell have never had the pleasure of the company of a japanese lady (I'm married to such a fine specimen, and I can assure you everything is in order).

It's just a shame I have a horizontal willie.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:30, archived)
# I too
am lucky enough to be married to a chinese girl. Her 'bits' are quite normal too....

Just thought I'd check
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)
# japanese are strange
hence why they are so brilliant
WYH
And a bigger WYH for the japanese
(Alpen, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Bird watching made easy....



The easiest way to tell the German and British
Lapwing apart, is the black tail plumage.
Also, the German Lapwing carries an MP40, where
as its British counterpart usually wields a
M1A1 Thompson.

Ever so slightly larger.
(Wrighty, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)
# woo
very nice m8. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
# That's just lovely
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Fascinating!
Do you think they call German ornithologists "Twitzschers"?

I somehow doubt it.

Woo - the Mrs is ready to go! That's got to be a record!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)
# OOOOOOOPS
fairly new to this site , now i havnt slept for 5 whole days , ive lost my job and the girlfriend has left me ...... I blame the massively addictive posts . WYH
(fenton-claypole, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)
# that's what
we like to hear ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)
# You're welcome
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:08, archived)
# ooops
and i still cant master shopping :-(
(fenton-claypole, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Admit it,
you dumped her to spend more time online...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)
# ooops
b3ta is far more fun than she ever was ....
(fenton-claypole, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)
# Well pull up a kitten
and join in the incantations!

Welcome aboard. Here, everyone is your lover.

Or something.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:32, archived)
# new
im also new. but im also confused. probably more confused than new. what does WYH stand for?
(bombjack, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:08, archived)
# The camel knows ...

(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Woo
Yay
Hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:26, archived)
# morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Oh hello Happymike
that is most woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Mr. Koit
where is your girlfriend Workboresme? I haven't seen her in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)
# WBM is only a friend
she is not my gf.

Think she's off somewhere enjoying life with her bloke and good luck to her !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)
# oh
so she has a boyfriend now. I see, she was a good b3tan and shall be missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)
# Likey likey likey
alot
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)
# NOT shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# dude!
You need to go to a clinic and get that cleaned up ;op

Have you been awake all night?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:14, archived)
# haha!
Nope, I'm just browsing some old pics from National Geographic!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)
# that is top stuff
truth weirder than fiction etc.
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Nationl Geographic you say?
I frigging love that journal!
Right - time to get ready to brave the shops.

See y'all round!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)
# haha!
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Spong?
or would that just ruin the image?
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# very spong!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:40, archived)
# can I repost this?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:38, archived)
# LOL!
it's funny cuz it's so true.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)
# haha! brill!
(still not ready to go out...)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:23, archived)
# of coure,
there are some things in life you can't photoshop...

bit of a shameless repost from a mere two pages back in the time/spazz continuum. where is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Class
in a glass!

You're all Class in a Glass!
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 9:52, archived)
# yep!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 9:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 9:43, archived)
# i don't get it
but it's rather nice. good job!
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:01, archived)
# I get it, and it's rather nice. Kind of peaceful and harmonious. In fact


'Jack here. Anyone got any ideas about how to defeat insomnia. Went to bed at midnight last night. Slept about 2 hours. Woke up. Been awake ever since. This has been going on for weeks now. Driving me fucking mad.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Nytol
wonderful stuff, ive been having the same prob until i started using them
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Tried them. Made me sleep a littl more, but dozy and dopey for hours after waking up.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:11, archived)
# ok then...
how about hammers?

if only so when you need to sleep you can declare the never aging words: 'STOP! HAMMERTIME!'
[edit] beware how you utilise them though as people may think youve bin got by a peter-file
/brass eye
sorry, just got up, not in a v helpful frame of mind due to Stella
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)
# I know the feeling. The only times I've slept well lately
has been getting totally twatted on whiskey, which means next day I can barely move due to drink flu.

For the record, have tried:
Dope, drink, Nytol, herbal sleepers, sex, masturbation, staying up watching shite on tv till exhausted, jogging, cycling, b3ta (which was very unsuccessful), work, shiatsu, Alexander technique, Reiki and more masturbation...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)
# sounds like a fun-filled
week, really.

morning all. builders scared the l;iving fucking bejeezus out of me this morining. and i'm still trembling as i type!
(nevermind, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Cut out alcohol, caffeine and fags
Stop playing computer games before bed, or watching tv. Read a book instead. You'll be so bored you'll sleep like a log.
Edit - and give your room a good airing, get rid of all the dust and stuff. Hang your duvet and pillows outside for a while. Getting rid of dustmites works wonders for sleep.
sorry - do I sound like your mother? Please say no..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Trouble is I love reading. Keeps me up half the
feckin' night...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Yep, word for word! Have taken me Mam's advice and dusted the room
and change bed linene every few days anyway. Sorry to sounds like a whiny git, but I am so totally fucked off with it. Sometimes I get so tired I hallucinate
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Not sleeping is horrible
You could try asking your doctor. If you snore that doesn't help. Some people use those nose thingies that swimmers wear - gets more oxygen to you while you sleep so you sleep better. Never tried them though. My sleeping problems are all caused by having small children..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# it sounds odd
but someone told me this and it worked for me.. when you go to bed lie in it in the OPPOSITE direction you normally do. makes it seem like a different bed due to the way you lie when you sleep and the mattress etc taking body shape.

i also now only ever sleep on a matress on the floor which seems to help me a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Valerina from
Holland and Barret does the trick for me. £6 for 80 tabs, take 2-4 a night
(jason rainbows, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Hmmm
Start a fight club ?

Ooops. I wasn't supposed to talk about that
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# I think they're the dead ones
meeting their maker.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)
# oooooooooo
nicsh
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 10:06, archived)
# No one ever
suspects the pig
(Rxstatus, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 6:28, archived)
# Which pig would that be?
Have you really been waiting for a reply since 6.30?
Morning folks!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 9:40, archived)
# someone died in counterstrike
pissed off gamer
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 6:22, archived)
# Alot of people die in counterstrike,
but I might be the reason he's so mad



(not photochopped)
(handen, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 8:54, archived)
# it isn't loading
but I'm just glad someone else is here
: )

jebus, a member for 220 days and has posted 3 messages!
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 8:57, archived)
# wow
lurkers are amazing people.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 9:52, archived)
# that
has made coming into work on a Saturday worth the effort :)
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 9:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay for Vikings!

Rahr!!!
I think that I did a pretty damn good job for working in grey-scale and eyeballing it... But if anyone can make a better Viking, go for it! Does he even look like a viking to you guys?
I think the icon should be a viking...
Viking, viking, viking....

I made it transparent! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 6:03, archived)
# I
think you just like typing viking
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 8:39, archived)
# yay for vikings
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)
# he heh
how about

(fid, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 5:37, archived)
# MUMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
WAHHHH!
(Pete_uk, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Crap, but I'm half asleep anyway.
Gnight!
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 5:15, archived)
# HAha um.
I am, like, back. Sort of.
(UPSwillgetme, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 5:15, archived)
# enjoy
"The sleeping beauty:zzzzzzzzz TV"
(fnurkusartvark, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 5:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost for compo
The non-invertebrate jellyfish never had much of a chance...
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 4:31, archived)
# woo
yay

simply because u are awake too
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 4:46, archived)
# poor Frank
yay, someone else is awake!
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 4:48, archived)
# Some of us...
Dont Sleep
(DJTheBaron, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 4:49, archived)
# .
*parp*

damned nightgas
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 4:50, archived)
# is it because
some of us are vampires? because that would be exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 4:50, archived)
# I
guess I'm easily excited.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 4:53, archived)
# Some People
Will do anything for attention.
Dedicated to the Almighty LAWN WIZARD!! He'll either cut your lawns or cut your throat©
But he never did get the grass done.
(DJTheBaron, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 4:06, archived)

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