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# The Axa of Evil
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:03, archived)
# evenhang all!
realised Ive spent almost all my salary on ebay this afternoon. yippee!

(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Don't leave us hanging
What did you buy?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:03, archived)
# I bought...
an mp3 player, a skateboard bag, some motorcycle muffs for my gfriend, a playstation 1 as I need gaming sometimes, um, out of print zenith graphic novels, and a bill sienkewikz signed electra assasin.

by by cash!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:10, archived)
# All good stuff
I'm trying to get my second Domokun tonight...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:12, archived)
# hmmmmn......
......... I NEED a domokun!!
so shall we enter a bidding war? ;)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:13, archived)
# Don't be silly...
there's plenty to go around!

*hides all evidence of the links to "his" domokun*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:23, archived)
# is it me
or does motorcycle muff sound rude?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:25, archived)
# Electra Assasin is
Frank Miller's finest work imho
and Sienkewikz was great before he went insane
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:35, archived)
# I know that feeling
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:07, archived)
# I'm glad
I'm not the only one that is addicted to B3ta and Ebay
(although haven't looked at Ebay much lately - too busy jacking up with B3ta)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:07, archived)
# I completely
misread the small print there...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Honestly
There's not that many pics of you in the spazz just yet, dear...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:11, archived)
# there
better not be any more - ever!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:14, archived)
# Imagine if they could combine the two!
3bay! Coo.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:09, archived)
# haha!
we could buy plush furtives and fluffy penguins. woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:12, archived)
# i just
spend all my money on Amazon. :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:13, archived)
# I bought
a copy of the new gibson novel there today, pattern recognition. I borrowed my sisters copy and it is verily woo.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:17, archived)
# So what
did you buy then?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:17, archived)
# meh
books about yoga and bridesmaids. Don't shame me by making me admit it.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:37, archived)
# excellent
I know what it's like matey
When I still had a job with hefty amounts of disposeable income, I spent a fortune on Kenner Star Wars figures.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:09, archived)
# I searched
high and low for jhonen vasquez plush toys but to no avail. ho hum. ebay is dum bestest.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:11, archived)
# innit just
now if only I had cashflow.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:12, archived)
# my pants are going to be to small...
www.cnn.com/2002/US/South/10/15/offbeat.fried.twinkies.ap/index.html

Deep fried twinkies, why? because it's america and twinkies themselves were just not unhealthy enough.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:02, archived)
# What is a twinkie?
You always hear about them in American stuff, buy I have no idea.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:05, archived)
# It's like a Yum-Yum made out of cake
I think
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:06, archived)
# I've tried asking that too
but had no satisfactory answer.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:07, archived)
# a;
this article is from 2002, and i have never even heard of them... so i really don't think they are/will be catching on. ugh, did you know the south deep fries WHOLE turkies and chickens for thanksgiving and stuff? apparently it's "good," i dont' know about that.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:09, archived)
# first time i went to america
i had a deep fried steak. i won't be doing that again.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:10, archived)
# I thought
they were doughnuts with sweetened cream in instead of jam?

Someone told me that once, anyway.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:14, archived)
# Very light
yellow sponge finger, filled with whipped cream which, being american, is sweetened to hell.

(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:19, archived)
# It's this snack cake thing
with a creme filling that's horribly bad for you. They're very very good though. I think its origins come from back during the Great Depression in America, but even after the Depression, it stuck around!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:09, archived)
# a;
yeah, they are really old. They cahnged the creme filling form bananna to vanilla over WWII because they needed bananna flavoring for there tanks.. i dont' know, they chnaged it for some reason. I guess theya re back to bananna recently, or they have two kinds, I don't eat them so i relaly don't know.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:12, archived)
# banana
flavoured tanks?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:17, archived)
# yeah...
they were used in the German western front to kill the onslaught of evil nazi monkeys and lemurs
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:24, archived)
# There was a Hostess factory near where I grew up
where large amount of Twinkies were produced. I've never liked them, though - the sponge cake is somewhat rubbery and the filling is to sweet. Ho Hos are a different story.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:36, archived)
# It is often the fat kid in a film has lots,
or the slacking worker type i.e policeman or security guard.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:09, archived)
# see die hard..
policemen buying loads before going to nokatomi plaza
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:12, archived)
# And?
sounds like the whole deep-fried mars bar thing, all over again... but with cakes instead of chocciebars.

3 years I spent out there, no more, all told - and I never once ate a twinky... and I feel absolutely no regrets. :-)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:05, archived)
# maybe you would feel regret if..
you had eaten one in a previous life. But what do I know, I have never had one. But Yum-Yums..
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:08, archived)
#
"Lets assume that this Twinkie represents the normal amount of supernatural activity in the city..."
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:14, archived)
# SWEET JESUS!
Dog collar translates dogs "feelings" to japanese

www.takaratoys.co.jp/bowlingual/index.html

I think some photoshoping of this could get interesting...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Red X does David Brent...
(extremely badly)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:53, archived)
# hehe
very good!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:56, archived)
# Indeed trez good...
But its a shame gifs dont have sound, eh?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:06, archived)
# Try again
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:48, archived)
# i like that
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:49, archived)
# hows ur cock-a-doodledo fella?
did it all go ok? painful? swollen? pleeeease tell me u didnt slip and cut it off
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:54, archived)
# he's ok
its just got a little hole atm, will be going super-size later :-)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:56, archived)
# hahahah
cool - watch out for magnets ;)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:58, archived)
# lol
i will
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Yuck
read that as 'watch out for maggots'
Phew, thankfully I read it wrong
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:00, archived)
# i'll
be doing that too
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:01, archived)
# maggots = good though
clean stuff up and eat up infections and stuff. Mind you, might be a put off for someone if they opened ur trousers and a load of maggots fell out.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:03, archived)
# yuk yuk YUK!
mental image!!!! not nice!!!! take it away!!!!

Edit: though I suppose it's not as bad as a bloke pulling down his trousers and there only being one maggot there ;)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:04, archived)
# or there being nothing at all...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:06, archived)
# well
depends if that's cos they're a girl or not...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Does that mean you need to sit down to piss from now on?
As they said in Ghostbusters, "Never cross the streams."
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:01, archived)
# nope
was just skin
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Oh. That makes it OK then
*runs and vomits*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:04, archived)
# bloody
wimp
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:11, archived)
# OK. It's just that I'm not ready for tying my wang to my leg yet.
Not a Jew, but not a million miles away IYSWIM
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:21, archived)
# That reminds me of Zola Budd
That's the wrong way to trip a Mary!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:54, archived)
# excuse moi, un petit jack-de-thread
mais pour quoi some personnes ici have le nom en francais?

il est some sort of francophile day aujourd-hui?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:54, archived)
# oui
but I've just changed back.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:55, archived)
# dunno
i just got back from work & thought i'd join in. i'm half french anyway, so i can get away with it :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:59, archived)
# Which half?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:01, archived)
# bottom
.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:04, archived)
# you're half French?
isn't that a bad thing? :)

Evening moderately tall one (just in case Mystery Bob's about)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:03, archived)
# ello you
whatever do you mean?
*sharpens baguette*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:04, archived)
# baguettes
can be bloody sharp if they're stale. but if I get down off this step-ladder, you'll not be able to reach me without getting down on your knees, then I'll have the advantage... yay!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:06, archived)
# bejasus shure there isnt a wrong way
to tipperary for tis a marvelous place
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Woo
and yay! I like that a lot!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Fed up with making
nice animations.

sorry.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:46, archived)
# I like it
kind of reminds me of Cobal. Think that was what it was called - marvellous little war game on the speccy.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Cabal
yeah two guys running around the front killing people in the distance....
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:02, archived)
# That's it
yay

great game it was, that grenade scenario just clicked the memory switch.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:03, archived)
# thought noone
was gonna reply to my pic I was nearly in tears.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Well I loves it
always good to mix up the evil with the fluffy.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry] TERMINATOR 4
its got no hands
and this time its after fluffy
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:38, archived)
# that's not Fluffy...
that's Nohands. sheesh ;)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:41, archived)
# no its after fluffy
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:42, archived)
# yeah yeah
edit your post and make me look sillier than usual ;)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:45, archived)
# did you get the awful wallpaper
posted it earlier but it turned out shite
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:53, archived)
# I didn't
actually look at it... sorry sorry sorry
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:58, archived)
# oh eck
b3ta.com/board/874268
anyway thats it like I say turned out shite, bad day
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Can I repost my Bobminator?
It's quite old.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:44, archived)
# He may be long gone (one day)
but his jokes will be back.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Pfffffffffft!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:35, archived)
# thats my old
PE teacher
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:36, archived)
# well
This is my old headmaster!

btw : this is not shopped
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:37, archived)
# be afraid
i am
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:38, archived)
# Blimey.
I would.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:38, archived)
# HAhahahhaaaa
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:39, archived)
# is it just me
or does he look more feminine in the pic on the left?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:44, archived)
# actually
when you point that out he does doesn't he.........


oh the fun as a kid shouting tranny in the middle of assembly :D

no...erm...no... actually it wasn't me it was the kid behind me, honest!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:46, archived)
# It's not just you
and I can't help gawping.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Penny a week.
That's great.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:38, archived)
# It's going to take
him a long time to pay it off.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Hmm.
About 4 trillion years.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:43, archived)
# please tell me you didn't get a calculater out
...BTW after 40 years he would have paid off £20.80
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Did you just fart ?
.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:38, archived)
# No.
It was... the dog.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:39, archived)
# here they come
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:30, archived)
# And still, they come
ba da da, ba da da
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:34, archived)
# oooh don't!
War of the Worlds scares me...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:35, archived)
# ooooooo
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

Hm, I wonder if that's where Oolong's name came from?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:36, archived)
# That's not War of the Worlds.
It's Worms Armageddon!
Philistine!:)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:40, archived)
# spaznut
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Choadmonkey!
:)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:55, archived)
# nice one


anyone know where the hell tedmus is hiding btw?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:35, archived)
# I wondered that
I've not seen him on here for a few weeks I think. But then I've not been on here quite so much lately.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:36, archived)
# likewise
but you could always count on a few top class posts from him every night. haven't seen him for aaaages now :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:37, archived)
# right you bunch of
badgers purple bell ends
me is off to put the dinner on before Mrs Flan gets home

/lifts himself out of bathchair, puts comfy slippers and shuffles off
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:27, archived)
# i read your username
as flangefinger

/childish girly giggle
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:30, archived)
# eh ?
daft bint ;o)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:30, archived)
# lovely
paints a reall nice picture....

same as troutflaps
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:32, archived)
# ur
completely hatstand my dear girl ;o)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:33, archived)
# you are the one
flippin your flippin username mi'laddy
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:35, archived)
# better ?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:36, archived)
# I was very confused then
and now I realise why

thank you for confusidness
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:40, archived)
# we used to call a lass at school that
;0)

my posts look suitably stupid now
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:34, archived)
# If you're going to insult us may I suggest you use this.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:30, archived)
# US version of the same
George Bush pushed the Irish conection a bit far

(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:24, archived)
# .
nice :)

(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:31, archived)
# Monsieur!
Your 11x4 Wooyay must shirley be the smallest in the world!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Nope
someone's got a 1x1 flashing morse-code woo...

I'll wager it's the smallest one in english, though!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:37, archived)
# WIth nothing on TV
the bears only sat about, got pissed and smoked fags.



Clickageforbiggage
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:22, archived)
# very nicely done
.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:33, archived)
# UN start advertising
This little idea came to me whilst I should have been working
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:21, archived)
# Rude Town
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:21, archived)
# argh the great white cat
lured to the cage with some tasty nosh.

clicker for more biggerer
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:18, archived)
# its gonna have his arm away!
silly bugger!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:19, archived)
# yay
for the giant fluffy sea monsters
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Yay
CM - Class as usual
Hope your back is ok
love
Koit
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:20, archived)
# not bad mate!
medicinal alcohol is the answer to everything! :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:21, archived)
# True, but you're supposed to rub it in :)
.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:22, archived)
# I do
but you have to guess where! :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:23, archived)
# On your neck ?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:25, archived)
# If I rule out places where it would sting that leaves me...
Oh dear god, no!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:25, archived)
# cats hate water
no wonder it looks so angry.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:20, archived)
# .
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:20, archived)
# The great white sea hog
lies in wait of the unwary diver pretending to be a harmless urchin.


clicker for more biggerer
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:16, archived)
# woo
that's class that is!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:17, archived)
# yay
CM - class as usual
Hope your back is ok.
love
Koit
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:17, archived)
# woo...
...to you.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:18, archived)
# hope there's no catfish-food
in the cage
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Nice teeth!
That's never going to fit in his tiny bag, though.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:19, archived)
# the bag has lovely
hodgepig food in to tempt him to the cage
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:20, archived)
# There (al)-be-no argument
that pic is class ;)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:32, archived)
# On gourd monsieur...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:15, archived)
# groan
that hurt!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Am I right in guessing there is a gourd theme occuring?
Whatever this pic is most punworthy! wooo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:24, archived)
# Yay
for fencing!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:32, archived)
# ASSSS HAAAAAT!!!
I honestly do not have a clue
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:11, archived)
# stoopid
but funny!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Unbeknownst to many of his followers,
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed had many ways of "organizing money".


(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:09, archived)
# That IS Ron Jeremy.
Yazoo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:13, archived)
# nah.
it's andi koit thor, innit?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:14, archived)
# It's my body
but someone has pasted a strange face on it.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Sorry about that, koit.
I really am -- it was just too tempting.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:27, archived)
# s'ok
looks like it's Thor actually, on closer inspection.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:31, archived)
# So you only know his naked body
on close inspection, do you? ;)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:44, archived)
# After I wrote it I knew that it was a cue
didn't think it would be you though DM !
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:01, archived)
# You mean I'm normally far too nice.
How very true :D
bwahahahaha!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:04, archived)
# That's not Ron
this guy's far too bald, and well-defined...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Just the image (but not the picture)
Did you know he can't suck his own cock anymore because his belly's too fat? Tragedy.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:19, archived)
#


/hell
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:15, archived)
# Where is that dudes pic ?
I'd quite like one
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:49, archived)
# Nope, it's
the WWF's 'Ravishing' Rick Rude
(, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 18:57, archived)

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