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This must have been done before, and better...

Senor Winces.

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(13, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:01, archived)

graffiti from my city

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?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:59, archived)

banksi

strikes back ?

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--- ---, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:05, archived)

that banksy?

(st3v3-o, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:07, archived)

doubt it .
my spelling rocks!!

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--- ---, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:09, archived)

As with any golden opportunity

competition eventually sets in

My first and last stab at the shark-helicopter meme

(Kimbo, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:57, archived)

yay!

my money's on the squid!

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rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:08, archived)

my squids on the

shark

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--- ---, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:10, archived)

my shark's...

...on the helecopter.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:21, archived)

Woo!

A party, and everyone's invited :)

(Mr Flibble, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:11, archived)

what a cutie...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:57, archived)

she was meant to be animated...

but optimisation is shagged and can't be bothered to sort it out at the moment...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:58, archived)

Love it!!

even turns into shrek at one point

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Coprolite, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:02, archived)

I'm scared

woo to you

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sosumi, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:02, archived)

it's official

you're a loon

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zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:09, archived)

do i get

a certificate?

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:13, archived)

you just get certified ;)

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zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:32, archived)

hahaha...

damn...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:43, archived)

argh!

woo!
argh!

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rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:11, archived)

You all must love me and bow down at my feet and worship me

I have what you all desire.
It is the Holy Grail.

I know where you can download the first ever episode of dangermouse.
Dangermouse I tell's ya! This is classic stuff. Some people would ASK for such knowledge. ASK I tell you!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:54, archived)

Thank you very much

But I've already got one

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xian, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:55, archived)

Do you miss things quintessentially British?

Do you want to reconnect with Pre-War britain (talking pre Gulf War Britain)?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:56, archived)

I do rather, yes

reconnect?

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xian, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:59, archived)

Ah, by the means of Dangermouse

Episodes you mean, I presume

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xian, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:00, archived)

cerainly

remember how good things were.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:02, archived)

I am, it seems, inadaquately codeced for this video

However self-evidently classy it is

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xian, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:04, archived)

try divx 3.1 from here

www.divx-digest.com/software/divxcodec.html

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:09, archived)

Thanks Prof

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xian, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:16, archived)

Yes, already got one

and it's really keen.

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Artamnesia, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:02, archived)

worship

MOOOOOOO
/worship

(_, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:58, archived)

Okay here's the link

www.aowz68.dsl.pipex.com/cartoons/dangermouse/dangermouse.shtml

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:59, archived)

wuv u

(_, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:04, archived)

Is it the 'holy grail of go home now'

as i'm still at work *sigh*

(Altrezia, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:59, archived)

your mind can go home now

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:09, archived)

Ohhhh

Trapdoor too....

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swimmy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:08, archived)

Noooooooooo

don't do it!

I watched a trapdoor video the other week!

It's not as good as you remember it! Nothing is! Cherish your childhood memories, don't ruin them by watching them in the harsh light of modern films/tv!

I implore you, wax lyrical about their splendour, but never watch them. ever. You'll thank me one day.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:19, archived)

Dangermouse is still pure class

I've seen it on TV recently and trust me it is still brilliant.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:21, archived)

Some things are better second time around....

Just look at Doctor Who (and golden showers - but that's a different story...:-)

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swimmy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:30, archived)

Ulysses!

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rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:16, archived)

bloody hell

MASK, i had forgotten all about that

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Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:23, archived)

I've no idea

who these two are - just thought they needed a faceswap!

another in a series of 'well, I'll just post it anyway' images...

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barnesy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:48, archived)

Good Morning B3ta

May I return to point out that
a) Yes I did
b) 36
c) Thanks Fat Boab, good one

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K3rry, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:47, archived)

Now lets get on with Ovide Video

Vi-De-O

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:49, archived)

What video?

Fitting that Pep got 999999 eh?

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K3rry, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:50, archived)

you know...

Ovide Video

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:52, archived)

the little blue duck(type thing)

that flicks the O from the end of video to the begining to make the word Ovide! I thought that was geeeenius

EDIT: Denver the last dinosaur! Bucky o'Hare! Victor and Hugo! God they don't make them like that any more!

(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:53, archived)

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:50, archived)

that isn't something

one should have to read studying in a library.

ARF!

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kitty meow meow, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:40, archived)

Fuhren sie das Dutchie auf der linken seite!

(Goth Moggy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:35, archived)

top

made me laff quite loudly

(Harry Monk, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:19, archived)

Been done?

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Coprolite, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:27, archived)

And it's so beautiful too

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xian, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:29, archived)

tis ace man

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Scottyk1, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:29, archived)

oooh

there seems to be a bit of a comotion going on down there, I wonder what's happening.

W/Y/Houpla

(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:29, archived)

I don't get it...

But I did manage to scrounge this up... random porn (story) generator... should be sfw unless your boss reads over your shoulder.

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LittleDinosaur, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)

Or the people

Read the url?

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dogsbollocks, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:34, archived)

Very nice...

*Threadjack* this is probably GC for b3tans, but does anyone know if that cat vs the ceiling fan video was faked or not?

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custard, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:35, archived)

see for yourself

Click Me

(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:39, archived)

I know about the nokia connection (or lack of)

I was just wondering if any video/cgi folk has looked at the actual vid.

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custard, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:41, archived)

I only know what those folk tell me

(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:42, archived)

Ah - I only saw the phone clip

I didn't see the nokia bits of the vid - clever stuff.

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custard, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:43, archived)

was an advert for nokia so yes!

(maddave, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:41, archived)

No it wasn't a REAL advert for nokia

is was a parody or unfinished comleted version so the footage could be real or maybe not it's not certain either way.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:45, archived)

Blatent repost

along a similar vein here!

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:35, archived)

I hadn't seen that before

and it's fantastic.

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Artamnesia, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:40, archived)

Yay

nice angle

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Coprolite, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:41, archived)

you

should win an award for that

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sosumi, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:36, archived)

Is it....

woo yay? Yes, it is

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Gotham9k, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:37, archived)

Umm

I STILL don't get it... would someone explain this picture to me? I see that it's a bridge....... It's a beautiful picture... but is there something I am missing?

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LittleDinosaur, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:38, archived)

erm..

It's a new view on this picture

(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:41, archived)

Ok, so that's what that was... if the img were a little bigger... ^^;;

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LittleDinosaur, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:45, archived)

this closer?

another blatent repost clicky

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Coprolite, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:48, archived)

oooh yay

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sosumi, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:53, archived)

yay!

that's very nice! I do like different takes on the shark helicopter thing. Here's one of mine...

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barnesy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:50, archived)

Hooray for recycled Viz jokes (part 2)

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we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:22, archived)

*groan*

groan

(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:23, archived)

*very*

poor

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we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:28, archived)

wheeee!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:12, archived)

woo

bit of a death trap I feel

(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:14, archived)

you're right

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spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)

that's better

gotta be safety concious in this day and age

(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:20, archived)

ha ha ha!

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freshlegs, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:14, archived)

wooooooo

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zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:14, archived)

it's the

ultimate battle

(_, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:20, archived)

brrrrrmmmmmmm

splosh

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bleepbloop, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:14, archived)

yay!

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rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:39, archived)

the smiths all suffered from an unfortunate facial twitch...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:10, archived)

That ain`t Morrissey

... and Johnny Marr is looking a bit peaky.

Bugger... match is starting in a min I think.

"l8rz"

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:12, archived)

are they all

distant relatives of the Goonies Sloth?

(kebab, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:13, archived)

if ever a reason for sterilization...

woo

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sosumi, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:16, archived)

uuuuummmm tasty!

Click here for amusing Catnip Pizza site

(kebab, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:55, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

I only just bothered myself to click the link, and it's not just a larger image it's a website! Worth clicking.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:00, archived)

teehee

'It looks like a pizza, even comes in a pizza box, but it doesn't smell like a pizza... unless you are a cat!'

That has to be the daftest slogan ever

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Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:04, archived)

Its a poo slogan, but it must work!

/edit untouched

(kebab, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:10, archived)

that cat is fucked!

look at it's eyes

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Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:15, archived)

it was just the flash

and it was drunk is all.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:17, archived)

arf

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Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:29, archived)

Where's its other leg?

It looks like a three-legged cat.

(King of Teh Internets wants to give you babies, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:29, archived)

oooh

I never saw him lick his lips before! That's nice

crap uninteresting fact - my cat hated catnip

(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:01, archived)

Have you tried it on kittysmacks?

or crackdrops?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:03, archived)

they weren't

Readily avaliable when my cat was allive, he was a bit of a bastard anyway so i think drugs of any kind would have just exacerbated his attitude

EDIT:I hate it when they boo the national anthems! That's not the sunderland people, that's the folks up from leeds (i know because I nearly knocked 4 down today, they were just walking really slow across the road, got pissed off when I beeped them!)

(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:05, archived)

Drunk people are so stupid

I was in a road in a car one afternoon, about 5pm and there was a guy walking along in the road (a one way street) so I just slowed down to a virtual full stop and edged along a few metres behind him, he turned around agog that I was behind him gave me an evil grin and started shouting, I can imagine he'd have been much happer had I beeped my horn at him, he'd have probably skipped out of the way but respected me as an agressive driver. Clearly he thought i was some kind of wuss or nonce stalking him and so as he started walking towards me it seemed the act of turning 180 degrees was all too much for him and he staggered off onto the pavement away from the road so I just drove on and gave him a little wave as I went by.
He seethed.
I laughed.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:14, archived)

hahahah

these blokes weren't pissed (well they might have been, it was 2pm!) I only beeped them to let them know I was there, It was a bloody dual carridgeway as well, it was for their own good, they looked like they wanted to kill me!

(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:17, archived)

With road rage too,

a polite wave is usually good for all occasions.

hahahaha John Motson "and it got a bit TASTY there" I wonder if we'll here that same lovelt chant as on Saturday ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)

I missed that

what chant is this then?

I went for a wander round the town to find out where John Motson was drinking, couldn't find him though

(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:22, archived)

this one

www.b3ta.com/board/985103

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:37, archived)

*ahem*

rate my kitten
please vote and leave comments!

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munkt0n, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:05, archived)

oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh

how wonderful. I wasn't expecting that.
hehehehehehe blankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:07, archived)

blankeeeeeeeeeeet!

(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:13, archived)

rate feature

disabled :(

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sosumi, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:18, archived)

nooooo!

I managed to rate him

(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)

my mistake

meant comment feature - oops

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sosumi, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:22, archived)

oh yeah

I can't comment on him, there'll probably be loads of blankeeeeet comments!

(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:23, archived)

rate my kitten

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sosumi, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:31, archived)

done

(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:33, archived)

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sosumi, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:38, archived)

10 without a doubt

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Penile, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:25, archived)

Minor threadjack

Finally got around to putting up one of those "you`re nicking my bandwidth" pics.

Now all I need are some people to nick pics off my crappy site. There`s always a flaw in every plan :-(

Oh, and I had to rename it "leech" cos it started going nuts with the .gif extension. I`m sure someone will have problems now... Sigh.

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:11, archived)

That site was so scary to me...

...that I had to send it to all of my friends haha.

(King of Teh Internets wants to give you babies, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:23, archived)

"Meowsa!"

You gotta love a site like that!

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:25, archived)

/serious lack of hummus

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sosumi, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:54, archived)

is that a Giant Eland?

they're the most endangered of all the antelopes, you know

/endangered species geek

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isthisyou?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:56, archived)

in reference

to your username, i wouldn't be here either for similar reasons

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Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:59, archived)

i can safely say

neither would i

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zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:15, archived)

not that

i would have entered the competition anway, but at least this time i have an excuse :)

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Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:17, archived)

Common Waterbuck

or so the site says

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sosumi, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:59, archived)

moo

That looks painful.

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LittleDinosaur, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:58, archived)

wyh

hypnotising

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:59, archived)

hypnotic dog in fez

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sosumi, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:03, archived)

dog in a fez you say? ;)

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rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:07, archived)

why, he is

very cultured, while mine is your seedy casbah type :)

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sosumi, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:09, archived)

they

take after their illustrators ;)

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rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)

erm, yes, I may well be something of a seedy character

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sosumi, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:34, archived)

aren't we all

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rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:38, archived)

woof

or is it arf?

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sosumi, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:42, archived)

woo!

twirly :)

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rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:05, archived)

thought

I might make it a chronolope, but I couldn't be arsed [insert groan here]

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sosumi, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:07, archived)

I found a Magic Mushroom on the way home..........

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:53, archived)

Badum

tishhhhh

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:54, archived)

awww!

luvverly!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:54, archived)

he looks like a

(nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! I Caaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn''tttttttt mmmmaaaaaakkkkkkeeeeeeeee tttthhhhhaaaaaaaattttttt pppppuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:54, archived)

Indeed...

In fact, he looks a bit cramped... doesn't look like he's got... (Chokes)

(Seaneeboy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:59, archived)

yeah, he seems to be a leading member of the greek orthodox church,

I hope he doesn't travel backwards on a pedalo really fast while reading The Sunday Sport or he'll be <GNNNNNAGHAGHAGH>

(_, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:34, archived)

That's actually a very nice

Fly Agaric mushroom. So there. :p

(allergic to curry, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:55, archived)

what a happy chappy

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sosumi, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:55, archived)

That is a nasty

fungal infection

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:55, archived)

haha !

noice !

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Tedmus, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:59, archived)

better than a spazzy mooshroom

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parsley, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:33, archived)

After the Success

of box-office smash 'Bob Hoskins' Ballistic Barn Dance', Samuel L Jackson contemplated an offer to become the regular face of BT's ad campaign.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:51, archived)

phew

at least there's no sign of ~~that little bald prick~~ bob hoskins

(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:55, archived)

Trust Davina to make money out of anything going

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:48, archived)

2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222

22222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222

Is it just me or does anyone imagine Osama Bin Laden with his feet up on a beach somewhere right now.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:52, archived)

I thought that said

his feet up some bitch

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:53, archived)

has anyone

got the glasscock gallery link?

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:53, archived)

Here..

this one's free. The next one'll cost ya.

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dogsbollocks, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:55, archived)

in mnb098mnb's profile

www.milkthebridge.co.uk/b3ta/glasscock

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:56, archived)

It's

Here

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Penile, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:56, archived)

Thanks

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:57, archived)

You're welcome

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Penile, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:58, archived)

hmmmmmmm

bit expensive isn't it?

(Ekolb Modnar, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:53, archived)

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH BOMBS COST THESE DAYS !

Sheesh !

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:54, archived)

but landmines usually cost an arm and a leg at least.
(little bit of politics)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:57, archived)

Very

good answer

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Penile, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:59, archived)

yes,

i trust her to do just that

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isthisyou?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:55, archived)

A crappily done picture, but you get the point.

(lucky_13, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:47, archived)

I take it

you work for McDonalds? ;)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:49, archived)

Heh heh. No

I just felt it had to be done. Maybe someone else will Photoshop it better?

(lucky_13, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:49, archived)

LOL

CRAPPY!!!

crap banner, crap food, crap toy. Tripple whammey!

~Me.

(Ekolb Modnar, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:50, archived)

BLA HA HA!

So true.

(Angelblood, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:42, archived)

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