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Fighting Against The Terror

I've Just Started Using Animated Gizmos Woo For Me :)

My Apologies For Crapness :)
But It Seemed Good... In My Head

(Visker, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:53, archived)

i like it

but you could have used an uglier dog.
That ones so sweet and innocent

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:54, archived)

Aww

bless.

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EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:07, archived)

Almost at the top

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Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:50, archived)

Holy crap!

You get that far and suddenly there's a huge yellow eye staring at you! It's make me fall off!

WOO

(Janie, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:51, archived)

Can I repost my tramp climbing championships, please?

I will anyway.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:59, archived)

help

how do i put pic on this, it only givin link, i think im doin something wrong

(cardiosurgeon ...not a real surgeon since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:54, archived)

check out www.b3ta.com/features/faq/ for help

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:55, archived)

thanx

so in the main message box i paste the link, thats wot i did, but there aint no picture, think sum1 will hav 2 take me step by step,
ps did u c pic in link?
quite poor attempt i think

(cardiosurgeon ...not a real surgeon since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:58, archived)

theres a bit about using

image tags called how do I post an image on the baord. part V is the most important part

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:00, archived)

you have to put <img src="link">

your must have changed it because before I could see the pic from the link but now i'm not authourised to see it

(Janie, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:01, archived)

*teacher mode*

We don't do AOL speak here. Strange I know, but in this world of ubb and phpbb message boards, mIRC and other shite it's nice to have an oasis of calm where people talk to each other using proper words.

Back to the main show! What problems have you got with posting?

*/teacher mode*

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:02, archived)

righty-ho, I'll try this from the top

You put a picture you have made onto some serverspace, if you have none use those recommended.
Then view the picture in whatever form you can and copy the url.
then post a new message and in the message box enter:
<img src="yoururl">

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Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:04, archived)

thanks everyone

it works, i can see it!! THANX everyone that helped me out!!!

(cardiosurgeon ...not a real surgeon since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:06, archived)

gulf friction, its my first post, be gentle

my first post, do hope u like it

(cardiosurgeon ...not a real surgeon since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:42, archived)

Oh Saddam

you saucy minx you!

WOO!

EDIT:Aparently I'm now not authorised to view the page

(Janie, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:43, archived)

***THREAD JACK***

Can someone tell me how you get the little logo type thing in the address bar. Ive been looking at style scripts and stuff and to no avail. any help would be brilliant!

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eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:46, archived)

create an icon

called favicon.ico in the root of your website....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:48, archived)

Here...

This site has some decent enough instructions...

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dogsbollocks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:51, archived)

Thanks to both of you

virtual beer is on the way

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eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:11, archived)

Woo!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:13, archived)

Jack and the Beanstalk

(Janie, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:35, archived)

hehe

It's the truth though :)

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:36, archived)

Since

the giant is dead he should just go back up the beanstalk and live like a king. That's what I'd do, instead of being stuck working the farm for the rest of my life... sure, golden egged geese work for a WHILE but they eventually die. And that giant's corpse will rot. And I'd be stuck miserable again with no food.

Edit: I must be kinda dismal today... didn't think I had it in me.

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LittleDinosaur, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:38, archived)

the thing is

he cut down the beanstalk to kill the giant

(Janie, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:39, archived)

damn. He's fucked.

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LittleDinosaur, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:39, archived)

I'd have shot him

if i was jack

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:41, archived)

I'd have shot Jack

If I was the giant

(Janie, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:44, archived)

touche

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:50, archived)

I wouldn't it would be hell!

You would be too small to open up the bottles of booze!

(W3stwing, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:39, archived)

har har

true that. I think you'd find a way though.... :-D

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LittleDinosaur, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:40, archived)

erm,

How ?

(Big Dunc's Hair, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:58, archived)

push the bottle over

and lick the beer off the floor?

(Janie, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:02, archived)

and

genetically modifying beans

leave beans alone

and give peas a cha--

no, I can't say it

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littlebean, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:38, archived)

Well well well

Well Don'ed

woo

~Me

(Ekolb Modnar, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:43, archived)

bush thought there was something funny about saddams double

(leaky, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:31, archived)

it's the chair

far too tacky for saddam

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:33, archived)

those boobs actually might look better swapped

with the eyes on kolobos's pic below ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:34, archived)

Woo

Lost a bit of weight hasn't he.

(Ekolb Modnar, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:35, archived)

COMBOY

(kolobos, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:26, archived)

hey

pushing the envelope a little there, ain't you?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:27, archived)

hello

dr kitten

(kolobos, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)

hello kolobos.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:32, archived)

Hey good Dr!

We have a plan, first make him think, second - make him use his hummus, third - make him fluffy.

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:32, archived)

you

know you like you

(kolobos, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:33, archived)

Sometimes, Dave wondered why he even bothered.

clicky for widescreen view

[edit]And now I have to dash out for dinner - gah! See you all later.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:24, archived)

Woo!

again - you're on a roll tonight!

Enjoy the meal - but please don't eat all the hummus...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:27, archived)

ooh,

apparently I'm running early.

So instead I'll sit here for 1/4 hour. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:28, archived)

¡vive

la KLF!

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bananaman, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:28, archived)

yay!

I think we're losing support in the suburbs these days though - poor Dave.

[edit]Ooooh, frontpage! Lovely!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:28, archived)

I reckon they will hear Daves rallying cry

sooner than he thinks

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Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:34, archived)

hehe!

Power to the ~~people~~kittens!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:28, archived)

fair play to him though

he still delivered his lecture!
I saw Blue States play one morning at Glastonbury in the Dance Tent, they were the first act on and it was empty pretty much apart from me and few sleepy people.
They still put in a great performance though which made me like them even more.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:28, archived)

Aw...

But he looks so... dejected.

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LittleDinosaur, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)

oh joyous joy

that made me laugh so much

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)

woo!

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rogan, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:42, archived)

Genius

A gold plated spangley woo yay to you!

lol @ widescreen

(Caerdydd, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 23:17, archived)

Look at my lovely big thick:

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:17, archived)

well it's certainly a coversation piece

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)

haw haw

that's a goodun'

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Koogas, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)

I'm sure those trophy designers knew what they were doing

designing a Women's golfing trophy to look like that.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:21, archived)

you get a large glass cock

if you get in the holes fast... nothing sexual about that

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Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:24, archived)

Your donation icon

adds a whole extra level to that.

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Jimmeh, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:27, archived)

what on earth is

a coverstation?

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:21, archived)

the coverstation

is where spys meet to exchange inmorfation

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:23, archived)

do they all look like

massive schlongs?

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:24, archived)

well would you ever think to look

in a giant glass phallus for spies?

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Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:27, archived)

probably not

but mainly cos I'd be in fits of laughter outside

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:31, archived)

I've seen that before.

sorry

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:20, archived)

Bugger...

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)

i've written a resignation letter

and i'm going to hand it in tomorrow. i'm only going to have to work this saturday and next.

this am a good thing, especially given that my job is shit.

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bananaman, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:20, archived)

and now the weathers nice it's no good being in a shop all Saturday

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:22, archived)

i'm sixteen fucking years old

i don't want to get up at half four on a saturday morning.

and it's a shit job.

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bananaman, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:23, archived)

You're doing the right thing.

I bet.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:25, archived)

it's a bet

i'm willing to take

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bananaman, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:29, archived)

if you really want to feel bad,

my friend was just offered a $60,000 a year job by IBM and he's only a freshman in college.
i'm lucky if i make $1000 this summer. work sucks.

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Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:26, archived)

Find a job you really love and you'll never work a day in your life...

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:29, archived)

Do something you really love as a job

and you'll soon learn to resent it.

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Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:35, archived)

i'm sixteen

i don't actually need money.

i think i may end up as a shelfstacker at the waitrose down the road. again, a shit job, but still much better.

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bananaman, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)

and maybe

you'll make $59001 in the rest of the year, and you can beat him.

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bananaman, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:31, archived)

bah

I'm at work for 4 hours tomorrow.
4 hours too long IMO especially seeing as I could be playing with my new orange Aerobie Flying Disc (better than a frisbee)

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:23, archived)

i'm at work

for nine.

nine hours too long, especially when i could be asleep.

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bananaman, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:24, archived)

I should have been doing

8 but i lied and said I had 'a family engagement which was unavoidable'.

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:26, archived)

I might catch the start of Home Truths

before deciding I'm turning into my parents and going back to sleep.
</smug>

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Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:39, archived)

yeah

but i'm sixteen.

actually, my tastes in classical music are probably worrying, given my age.

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bananaman, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:48, archived)

Nowt wrong with classical

a helluva lot less advertising on Classic FM too!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:54, archived)

there isn't, but the fact i agree, and am sixteen is strange

actually, i prefer radio3 in the daytime, but classic fm at night.

except the people's voices (and ads) on classical do my head in (they're too deep and booming, and not at all what i want to hear.

if i'm in the darkroom at school, i'll put one or the other since red light makes me very angry. lovely bit of bellini on wednesday morning.

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bananaman, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:01, archived)

Burn the building

spike the loss adjuster, sleep easy if you get the paper work, form a top band, tour the world.

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:25, archived)

i think they'd stop me with fire almost immediately

it's in a sodding international airport.

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bananaman, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:29, archived)

Plan B, go straight to duty free and light a small fire uner the blue lable.

DO IT NOW!!!!!

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:38, archived)

WOW

Sign me up!
No really, what did you use to make that? Moonlight?

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LittleDinosaur, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:21, archived)

Moray and POV Ray.

Fantastic free software. www.google.com

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:26, archived)

I think I've heard of those... Moonlight is free too, but I use it under Linux... I don't know if they have it for windoze.

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LittleDinosaur, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:34, archived)

Hmmmm....

Can't handle thet no wall stuff!

Wooooooo

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:22, archived)

Freaky, isn't it...

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:27, archived)

it's

loverly - as a picture like!

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:48, archived)

Three Bling Mice

See how they swagger,
come after you with a carving knife,
three bling mice.
I leave it up to you to repeat eat line twice in tune with the nursery rhyme

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Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:15, archived)

try it with this musical accompaniment

www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/music/Organ0002ThreeBlindCats.mp3

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:20, archived)

I can't while I'm at home

I pay by the Mb, so it's silly pricey.

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Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:21, archived)

ne'ermind then

it's three blind mice but with 'cats' making the noise as sampled on my organ.
Think Jungle Bells with dogs barking kind of think, only it's a lot lot more Fnordic than just that.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:25, archived)

Oh Vey!

I'm using a GPRS Mobile Dial up, it's why my pictures at night are much smaller, and more optimised.

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Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)

ooh, I meant Jingle Bells btw

Jungle Bells is something entirely stranger i haven't thought about yet.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:32, archived)

erm

thats scary that is

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:25, archived)

this one is less scary then :)

www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/music/Organ0006LoveMeSnacks.mp3

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:31, archived)

I'm begining to think

B3taian.

Can someone explain this to me please?

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:14, archived)

It looks to me

like a really bad case of gas.

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?!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:18, archived)

I have

a pet mouse... she does that too!
I bought her another mouse once to keep her company but she killed the poor thing. She's a real bitch... maybe because of the rocket gas problem....

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LittleDinosaur, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:20, archived)

This one is for

kolobos!

Don't worry b3tans, i've tuned him in - he will behave! But he promises to stretch the 'Envelope'

It's a 'Comboy'

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:11, archived)

He's not stretching MY envelope!

Not with a face like that!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:13, archived)

it's not pretty, but it's a start. Ecouragement is the name of the game! you've got what your gibbon - eh?

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:15, archived)

for Just Here

I, too, am a beardy wierdy. Long live laziness (or fashion).

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:10, archived)

It's a proven fact...

...that bearded men are much more attractive to women and virile.

hopefully

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:14, archived)

and they are more likely to

suffer from a stroke.
according to scientists

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Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:16, archived)

I had a stroke twenty minutes ago

and apart from the wooziness I have suffered no ill effects.
Other than typing this with my left hand as my right arm is as much use as Pamela Anderson on a Boggle team.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)

can I

have a stroke?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:21, archived)

Wait ten minutes

please.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:23, archived)

ten minutes?

I'll be breastfeeding then...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:24, archived)

I believe it was the Onion that pointed out that

a fifth of jack daniels and a couple of aspirin greatly reduces awareness of heart attacks.

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zog why change it now?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:02, archived)

I'm with you on that

and am fully willing to undergo field testing if needs be.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:20, archived)

of the edinb3tans out last week

the bearded ones were among the most attractive...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:20, archived)

I would normally take that as a compliment....

...but when you see the bunch of ugly bastards we were out with, it doesn't mean that much :)

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:27, archived)

besides...

...the Discokingpin brings the attractiveness average up for the beardy side.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)

that's what you get

for sitting next to transhcanglam : )

did you see my pics? I posted the link this morning, before ntl went tits up and cut off my interweb access and tv for four fucking hours SEETHE

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)

Oh... I didn't see them...

*delves back into spazz*

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:33, archived)

here

www.jadeviper.org/290303a.htm

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:37, archived)

Ha ha...

I had found them anyway! I'm always wary when someone else has a camera with them - I like to be the one holding the incriminating evidence, but I seem to have gotten away with it.

I love the making of photos btw - the cake decorations were awesome :)

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:41, archived)

I loved making them

the only tool I had was a butterknife, and there were only three colours of food colouring too. Well chuffed with myself I was : )

the only real pic I had of you was when you were trying to take a pic of me...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:03, archived)

friday...

time for a shave.. AGAIN! :(

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:16, archived)

Huh?

No no, it's "Ah, first day of the new season... time to evict last season's wildlife." :-{D>

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:21, archived)

hunting season again?

then i definitely need to shave this weekend! ;)

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:25, archived)

I usually zizz my face when the

itching becomes unbearable.
It disguises my lack of chin.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:25, archived)

I misread that

as "jizz"....

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:32, archived)

høhøhøhø

/dirty laugh :)

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:35, archived)

Well, the ankle manacles you sent me have had

some use.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:35, archived)

Mine...

...covers the fact I have two chins.

Although, Lord Floaty does have some beardless shots of me in his photo galleries.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:43, archived)

Why is it I don't like men saying "beardless shots"?

Am I frightening myself needlessly?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:45, archived)

maybe

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:55, archived)

Wooooooooo!

I've been 'shopped before, but never parodied in cartoon form - I love it!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)

Does

b3ta have a XML/RSS feed?

(BuckHole, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:08, archived)

Corn

feed, I believe.

(Mr Flibble, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:09, archived)

it does have a threadwasting feed

looks like you've tapped into it :)
don't take that too seriously. i know very little about the interweb, so the fact that you can use those terms and know what they mean is impressive to me

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Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:12, archived)

No.

(tomsk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:16, archived)

I work in IT and I have no idea what you mean

you could try asking the magic donkey, and see which way he nods.

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Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:20, archived)

I went for a walk today and saw this sign...

...saved my life it did.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:01, archived)

Yes, stick to

speedcore, the nearly way of life. Much safer :)

(Mr Flibble, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:08, archived)

yes stick to

---------------
end repost

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Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:14, archived)

cool!

it's the nearly way of life!
i would..

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:50, archived)

woo rathergood

just incase you haven't seen it:
Rather Good's Angel of Death!

Woo to Rathergood.com

(Nade, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:51, archived)

cough

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue83/ :)

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Spoon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:52, archived)

It's a testament to Joel though

His stuff is utterly b3tan and so no matter how far it gets flung out, it always gets drawn inexorably back here :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:54, archived)

like a black hole

from which no kittens can escape

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Spoon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:57, archived)

Hello Welcome to b3ta

we have a newsletter on the front page, It has that in it ;)
*attempts to brush over slight faux pas*

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:53, archived)

and besides the above comments about the newsletter,

you know that the owner/genius behing rathergood is a founding member here?
/looks to fnord for link to profile?

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Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:54, archived)

And

that he posted it himself, to boot...

Bugger, my FP's just got pushed off the page! Lynch the threadwaster!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:56, archived)

yeah!

now nobody will see it!!

..um..

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:00, archived)

His profile number is

earlier than Rob's. Nuff said :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:03, archived)

is is just a coincidence

that fnord rhymes with board?
you could easlily be called Professor Board, due to your great knowlege of all things board related

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Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:10, archived)

You could probably make a little ditty

Professor Fnord,
He knows the board.
la la la
Professor Fnord.

Though that's probably bordering on Professor Frink territory tunewise.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:15, archived)

i read that as

"you could make a little dirty professor fnord"

but anyway...
GLAVIN!

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Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:20, archived)

I'm telling you

fnord is the board.
Well he's not a real person I'm sure of that much.

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:16, archived)

A.I. ?

when robots gain consciousness.. they start b3ta'ing..
'that sounds logical Jim.'

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:22, archived)

there is a part of him that

extends into our dimension.
But I don't think your ready for that knowledge yet.

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Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:44, archived)

hehe

www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=3
'been a member for ages'

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:18, archived)

who is that?

one of the frontpage pictures is my first ever post, oddly.

before I had logged in properly.

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littlebean, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:34, archived)

you do know those numbers don't mean anything?

we had another board before cal wrote the code for this one.

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rob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:33, archived)

yeah,

I was just giving or is it? the link though and fluffed out the message with that.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:41, archived)

but its still on the front page,

and thats the one that matters.
which reminds me to re-install the b3ta screensaver

edit - on a related note, You pushed mine off the front page, you bastard! ;)

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Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:00, archived)

Oh the

irony!

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EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:05, archived)

BLLLLLLLLLARRGGGGGHHH

i'm drubk

*FACT*

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:55, archived)

bastard

i'm still at work. i want gin gin gin gin gin gin

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Spoon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:57, archived)

I'm sitting here waiting

for Donald Cox the sweaty fox to lower itself from the ceiling!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:59, archived)

right

that's in the advanced version of the karma sutra isn't it?

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Spoon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:01, archived)

Volume 3

I think. You obviously don't watch Shooting Stars then eh?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:04, archived)

I'm drinking diet coke...

...but I am seriously considering puting some spiced rum in it.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:03, archived)

i'd start

by putting 500 grams of sugar in it

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:13, archived)

someone gave me a free bottle of schnaps..

this wednesday..
relativily sober now - and i'm looking at the label..
it looks very 'home-made'

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:05, archived)

By the time he had graduated from Uni,

Tim wanted to get as far away as possible from pot noodles.

(186 posts and no eye for a good front page, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:48, archived)

In my first year at Uni

I went to JobLot and bought a crate of pot noodles that had a week left on their best before date.
It took me a long time to recover from that.

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)

Look what I found in George Dubya's Favorites...

(sanchosser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:43, archived)

have you ever considered a nice PNG

it would be good for your future reproductions of web pages :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:47, archived)

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