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# It's Friday night........


........gotta look me best for the lads
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:53, archived)
# ....eeeek
*flashback to last month's drinking binge*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:54, archived)
# yay for Daphne!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:55, archived)
# I just noticed the
'panowie cocktail'.. good attention to detail :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:57, archived)
# why thank you!
/blushes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
I imagine my big fat aunt in her bathroom!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:57, archived)
# Oooh!
I bet she's a feisty one!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:02, archived)
# hahaha...
fabulous :-)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:09, archived)
# she is
a tart
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:31, archived)
# check out all the bush pics!
photoshopomaticmus..
bush pics
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Did you know
that we look a tad bit alike?
(Kimbo, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:42, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:43, archived)
# I think you posted
a pic of your head melting a while back. I thought you looked a little like me is all
(Kimbo, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:44, archived)
# i look like
austin powers with me new glasses.
I hate myself now
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Look on the brightside
at least it's not your teeth that make you look like Austin...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:50, archived)
# As much as Austin Powers three sucked...
...the guy who played young Austin Powers was completely fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Aww I liked it!
I thought the beginning sequence was absolutely brill
(Kimbo, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:55, archived)
# The urinating in the fountain...
...and the behind the screen scenes made me weep with laughter.

...but you have to admit, a lot of it was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:58, archived)
# My favorite was the subtitle scene
but yeah, there were some bad qualities to it
(Kimbo, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:04, archived)
# lol if you think you like a 14 year old then thats your decision not mine..
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:47, archived)
# comparison pics!
line em up! let's decide!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:49, archived)
# It WAS
a pic of your head melting, though, right? My appearance hasn't changed much in the past couple of years since I was 14, although I DO now have a more manly charm *ahem*

(Kimbo, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:50, archived)
# you mean you have
a big beard and grey hair?
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:57, archived)
# Nope
that there is my manly charm. That pic is fairly recent, actually
(Kimbo, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:03, archived)
# pecker
it is a nainemappe
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Christ al-
fucking-
mighty.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:44, archived)
# quick and poor...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:50, archived)
# I thought that...
...but couldn't be arsed to shop it
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Damn you!
I'm now an iSketch-addict!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:55, archived)
# mwa ha ha ha ha!
...and my evil plan gets closer to it's goal!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:57, archived)
# You wanna play????????
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:58, archived)
# hmmmmm....
...I'll be logging out soon.

Fnord was looking for a game earlier though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Roger!
I'll ask him instead!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Me too!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Yay!
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 22:15, archived)
# Noooooo!!!
Ratemykitten is down!!! Where will all the kittens like this one go?

Reposted to avoid threadwastage
(Kimbo, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:36, archived)
# thats a tad random
quite scary

but sooo cute
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:42, archived)
# As random as it was several days ago.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Cute?
Cute???

You really do need some "stress relief"...
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:46, archived)
# well you also
need to decide if you wanna post glasses, or stress relief in that post
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:48, archived)
# there's something fishhy going on 'ere...
(Sister Paul has something in his pants on, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:33, archived)
# Well...
...take the steel bars out of your cock and come on over :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:34, archived)
# i think that and the post below
are an example of perfect synchronicity
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:35, archived)
# the bars arn't an issue
they're too far back to cause any problem
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Yeah...
...but I don't want to accidentally hurt my tongue.

*gags*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:39, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:40, archived)
# If they did hurt your tongue
and you managed not to gag... that would be impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
but what about your piercing?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:35, archived)
# you'll want an "s"
on there :p
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:35, archived)
# I'm thinking
of that scrotum-thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:36, archived)
# still, you want an S
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:38, archived)
# they call him
terminator todger
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Have you ever
had some painful situation in some airport?
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:44, archived)
# nah
never been in one
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Get on a flight!!!
It could be cool showing them your cock when the metaldetector alarm starts, huh?
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:48, archived)
# lol
indeed it could
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:50, archived)
# From the pics i've seen from you
don't tell them till it's too late!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:35, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:36, archived)
# When you're successful
will you post another doodle with
I just had a shag...
Berk is now 100% of
FUCKED
on it?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:37, archived)
# quite possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:39, archived)
# happy
to oblige

(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:40, archived)
# I used to have several shags like that
when I worked as a zoo keeper
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:43, archived)
# and hooray for
boobies
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:44, archived)
# pffffft!
you said boobies!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:47, archived)
# pfffft!
YOU said 'boobies'!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:51, archived)
# I like
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:54, archived)
# There you go
have two
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:41, archived)
# hmmm
mindpisstake?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:41, archived)
# mine are really Cormorants
but a shag is a shag if you're that desperate
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:44, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Here's one
(Kimbo, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:45, archived)
# thats shaggy
you fool
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:48, archived)
# This week's challenge...
clicky peter pan pic

This is the most obvious entry, and you don't even have to photoshop it. Terrifying.

www.pixyland.org/peterpan

Everyone's seen the site, I know, but somehow it's always, always funny to me.

edit: someone with Supreme Access appears to have edited my post...strange, but very forgivable. If the picture's not going to be visible in the post, though, the clicky's gonna be to the freaky's site... :)
(13, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:31, archived)
# aaaaaaarghh
the scary peter pan man the scary peter pan man the scary peter pan man the scary peter pan man
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the scary peter pan man the scary peter pan man the scary peter pan man the scary peter pan man
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the scary peter pan man the scary peter pan man the scary peter pan man the scary peter pan man
the scary peter pan man the scary peter pan man the scary peter pan man the scary peter pan man
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[edit: sorry... overkill a minute ago, there.]
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:33, archived)
# youve been eating to many biscuits again havnt you..
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:33, archived)
# his haircut alone
scares me far more than mimes, clowns, the fear AND wasps all put together.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:46, archived)
# That's
Annoying me
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:34, archived)
# Ok by me
Do it again
Do it again
Do it again
Do it again
Do it again
Do it again
Do it again
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:35, archived)
# That's just mean
Why would you say such a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:51, archived)
# genius!
hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:33, archived)
# how the hell
have you been here nearly a year and only posted 18 messages?
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:34, archived)
# Well...
I got snagged putting something up at work in the past, so I had to stop. The things that I was hosting I had to take down...it was a whole sordid affair, but thankfully it's passed (knock on wood...)
(13, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:37, archived)
# time for a repost...
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:44, archived)
# computing history

we found an apple newton at work today.

was I in awe of this retro technology?

was I amazed at the quality of the handwriting recognition on such an old machine?

nah... I drew a cock...

(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:27, archived)
# Newton?
Damn, I remember them - ages ahead of their time, really.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:29, archived)
# i'm just really impressed
with the name.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:30, archived)
# I think
I've used one once. Or it could of been an ericsson parmtop.
(Ekolb Modnar, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:32, archived)
# yeah
it is actually pretty friggin' excellent to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:31, archived)
# my old flatmate
still uses his, and he swear by it


(fucking work you piece of outdated crap!)

only joking, he loves it really
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:31, archived)
# My mate won one on
Bob Monkhouses Memory Masters. Fact.
It was consolation prize.. He spent one entire
round just using the answer "Pirate" to every
question.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:44, archived)
# just testing
clicky to see pic

(kolobos, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:27, archived)
# If it's not a picture
you can't link to it using img tags - that's HTML's limitation, not the board.

use preview for such tests, or jack a thread if you must make an actual posting...

you'll get the hang of it eventually, and hopefully the process will make you a fluffier person.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:28, archived)
# good show
gives justhere, a little encouraging slap on the back
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:32, archived)
#
Starts rubbing back, realises and stops
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:36, archived)
# You'll have to edit your post
so the img src tag points directly to the file name of the pic you're trying to post. ALso, if you're just testing, it might be a bit more convenient to post your tests as a reply to something from a week ago in the archives

[edit] Applets and the like can't be posted on the board. Try saving it as a gif, if that's possible
(Kimbo, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:31, archived)
# many
thanks
(kolobos, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Sh*t, a cat.......go-go gaget legs
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:27, archived)
# Is that
Danger Gadget Mouse?

Still woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:33, archived)
# WOO....
my first frontpage!!!
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:41, archived)
# I mean, you don't really get a feel for the size until you see it up close...


If you look closely you can see your own face in the head.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Shame.
Wouldn't fit in my home.
(Ekolb Modnar, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:22, archived)
# That's the beauty of having no walls.
You can afford more tiled floor.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:23, archived)
# oooh
shiny :)
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:24, archived)
# Threadjack!
The new Animatrix just came out! It's definitely worth seeing. The entire series is!
(Kimbo, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:25, archived)
# Just think
of the mess everytime you dusted it.
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:25, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Spend hours polishing it
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Just think all the trouble you'd get into
if your kids started climbing all over it
(Kimbo, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:27, archived)
# If it were hollow
you could put water in it and then put fishies in it for a nice aquarium.
(Ekolb Modnar, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:30, archived)
# Or maybe even
sea monkeys! They would certainly be more appropriate
(Kimbo, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:32, archived)
# You'd have to make sure there was a
"conger eel" in there
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:32, archived)
# or maybe a
bearded clam?
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Coo...
...You've just given me an idea.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:33, archived)
# Sheep rustler
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:19, archived)
# wow!
that looks like a comic book drawing, or something. neato!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:21, archived)
# yes, neato
As ever coprolite, you stun us with your tattyslop prowess
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:26, archived)
# That is the business
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:22, archived)
# I like most of these
but I really love this one...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:22, archived)
# Just
love your disclaimer!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:29, archived)
# as ever...
class, absolute class!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:24, archived)
# oooh...
very nice...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:34, archived)
# fucking
aceness on a stick mate !
top shop :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:48, archived)
# For some reason
that picture scares me!

Woo and yay
(Spill, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] now on video
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:10, archived)
# it's the
"hans christian andersons'" bit that tops it for me

houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:11, archived)
# Go on!
Invent the gun you murderous, although amusing, fuckpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:16, archived)
# sorry to threadwaste
but I found a great way to find all your own old image posts:
Search the board, and put a unique part of your server address in the field.
*presto* All your old posts!

(i spent ages trying to make a pic, but hummus deficiency struck, sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:05, archived)
# yep
that works wonders :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:06, archived)
# whenever I know part of a URL
I search for that in preference to plain text... much better hitrate.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:10, archived)
# while we're all here using google to search b3ta is very good too
simply include the word b3ta with your search term and you'll get loads of results, you'll have to go to the last page and click show all similar pages to get them all displayed.

Narrowing searches is perhaps my forte.

search 'b3ta your username' and you'll probably see a post you made a couple of days ago on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:19, archived)
# Munkton + b3ta
comes back with nothing.
Bingowings + b3ta returns my meisterwork, wanking students.

That's not right, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:24, archived)
# that's right
because it's munkt0n - number, not letter
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Fucknuggets
Still, the point remains the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:32, archived)
# have you tried
using site:b3ta.com?

4th listing when searching for "site:b3ta.com fnord": www.b3ta.com/board/1/3/4/0/8/1/
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:25, archived)
# the first b3ta fnord one is
yesterday - 28hrs ago ish www.b3ta.com/board/1001496

That idea did get made too www.atimealone.com/FlashMovies/Hiding.html
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:28, archived)
# Yeah
but I liked the lightswitch stuff in the other one :)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:30, archived)
# i really like the way all the google results say
'this is a normal post'
any poor unsuspecting webbo that clicks it is in for a suprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:33, archived)
# Note the high quality blog
on that site!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:45, archived)
# you knew that already tho' huh?
I'd hate to think the Fnord was fallible
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:10, archived)
# I know 'everything about nothing' .
Just like Henry's Cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:12, archived)
# i love that show
but i preferred Roobarb n' custard
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:14, archived)
# God Bobfrey...
...was a Bob.

Wait... I think I got that a bit wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:18, archived)
# i saw a great documentary
about him once.

um, nothing more to add. Oops
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:19, archived)
# me too
with all the IKB stuff and hos other animations.
Very good it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:21, archived)
# the thing that stuck in my mind
was the nefarious shenanigans with their office chair
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:29, archived)
# Ahh Roobard

Them was the days!
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:30, archived)
# Sadly the days are like this now
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:34, archived)
# he he he
that made i larf
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Ha
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:39, archived)
# YAY!
(*_*)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:34, archived)
# and not so much about that
if you know someone
who knows what he knows
you must know Professor Fnord
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:16, archived)
# I've been telling people that for months...
...but no one ever listens.

*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:06, archived)
# hey,
fancy a quick isketch?

(so much of an oxymoron! i really am only kidding though)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:10, archived)
# *shakes*
...sure thing - I'll just have one more game... ...just one more, then I'll give up...I promise...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:12, archived)
# What room are you in?
MORNING ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:18, archived)
# noooooooooo
it was a joke!!
Don't go there!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Ok
Just read the newsletter, twas a good one this week
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:22, archived)
# yep, next week there'll be tales of people spending days at a time trapped in an isketch room
by Russian Mafioso. being forced to play the 'Danish Music' category.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:26, archived)
# You'd probably be good at that as well!
you, you, you "word repository!!"

Take that!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:31, archived)
# He is surely...
...a lexicon of bibliographical data.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Actually i'd get Junior Senior
and maybe 1 or two others (Lars Ulrich from Metallica for example)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:38, archived)
# i'd hardly call that threadwaste
that is of much usefullnessness
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:06, archived)
# the thing is
I don't look for my old posts, i'm usually looking for other peoples
(Janie, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:08, archived)
# well in that case
use their server...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:10, archived)
# but
you might not know their server address
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:12, archived)
# So
you search for their name to find a post involving them, or use the user list to find their profile and check to see if they link to it...

Honestly, do I have to think of everything?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:14, archived)
# wait wait wait
you're going too fast, say that again? slower.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:18, archived)
# Actually searching for my server is useless for me
coz I host 4 other users images.....

and they post more than me
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:24, archived)
# the last two images I've hosted for other people
have both promptly front paged.
Hopefully my host will remain good humoured about my disregard for monthly bandwidth limits
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:29, archived)
# I'll send you an image then!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:33, archived)
# now let's see if we bork the server
as everyone tries to do an ego search all at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:09, archived)
# /closes search window
i wasn't looking for mine, i swear
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:09, archived)
# I only mentioned it
so I could get my results back quicker
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:12, archived)
# I have to admit...
...I occasionaly search for my user name, to see if people have been talking about me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:10, archived)
# ego spazzing!
Who was it that came up with that term? Menub? Fnord? My money's on fnord.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:12, archived)
# menub
about fnord
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:13, archived)
# bugger.
nearly right. I can smell pizza, so I'll foxtrot oscar for some nosebag
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:14, archived)
# well i can't say for sure
it probably wan't the first time it was used.
But it's the first time I saw it.

www.b3ta.com/board/551189
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:22, archived)
# Eeek
that's scary - not the ego spazz thing, but the fact it's only taken about 4 months to make the board's second half-million posts...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:33, archived)
# have you not seen the graph?
www.fnord.myby.co.uk/images/b3tagrowingVsFact.gif
I superimposed Rogans fact graph he made last week over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Hehehe
yeah, I saw that the first time it came up, but I hadn't really digested the info... It's a shocker, innit?

So, who's up for a 2 millionth post party next month?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Unfortunately...
...rather a lot of posts contain the words Mystery and Bob, without referring to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:13, archived)
# Another Threadjack
Can someone explain why when I'm doing a refresh of the board at the moment, I'm getting a window offering me to put a password on my .NET account for XP?
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:11, archived)
# someones got an MSN groups picture up
with their security set funny at a guess.
Edit: And you haven't got a password on .NET account, set one, it'll all go away.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:14, archived)
# These people
should be psycic and know that they should read this post in order to be notified that they should be sorting this out.

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:18, archived)
# This just turned up
in my inbox. I can't understand the song, of course, but it's still hilarious!
http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf

Kikkoman fighter!
and hi all! :)
(sparkles, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Oh dear
that makes 5 times in 3 days, at least... :)

Old, but good - but old.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:01, archived)
# eek!
Sorry! I thought about it after I posted, and did a search. So sorry; if necessary, I can delete!
(sparkles, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:02, archived)
# GRASS
CORK
(_, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:02, archived)
# In total opposition to my previous stance:
I call the big one "Bitey"
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:03, archived)
# Donuts
is there anything they can't do?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:05, archived)
# that was a first for me
i am a kikkoman virgin
im sure there was the lyric "kick your pants" in there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! abaddon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:06, archived)
# Threadjack
In loloshop, does anyone know how to make changes to a layer, like filters or whatever, and not have them affect all the other frames?
Or is it even possible?
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:06, archived)
# Ctrl-click
on the layer to select only the layer contents, then make sure whatever you do is on the layer above, like colour changes etc.

*edit* on Macs I guess it'll be option-click.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:07, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Wait!
wait wait wait...

See, you ask about photoswap, but then you mention frames which implies you're actually using Ovenready.

No, you can't change a layer and have it not affect all the frames - you'll have to duplicate the layer and make the changes on the duplicate.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:12, archived)
# That indeed
Is what I have been doing, sorry for the confusion.

I had been doing that, but it's a bit of royal rectum pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:15, archived)
# You could try
Animation Shop, from the Paint Shop Pro suite... it does the "edit the frame not the layer" thing, but then it doesn't do the "make one layer and move it all over the place" thing AFAIK which is what makes IR more useful IMO.

/acronymsanonymous
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:21, archived)
# I wondered about that
when I reread the original! If I need to change a layer in ovenready I reset the frame box to frame 1, jump back to tattyshop, change the layer then jump back to ovenready. Saves muchos pissing about.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:16, archived)
# Whenever possible
I like to make all my frames in Photoslop before jumping... although I'm not above jumping back either - I don't think there's a need to reset which frame you're viewing though.

PS just does a couple of things differently, like brush size selection and text entry - small stuff, but it makes you wonder why they couldn't put the same coding in both programs (or even all the coding into one...)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:20, archived)
# as long as you set the new layer to transparent
before going back to IR, it's not too much pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:25, archived)
# I'm having a very bad day.

one computer is being held ransom in the shop, and even if I comply to their demands I probably won't get it in time to take to the UK, the other has an unlocatable secret virus that's slowly eating itself from the inside out, the interweb was down all day, and is still acting really funny.
I hardly ever repost, I'm sorry. I needed disco kitty to cheer me up.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Thread jack
anyone want to see me juggling? I'm just trying to get the hand of 3 in each hand...

lukeburrages.thingonthe.net/juggling/videos/6balls30seconds.mpg
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:00, archived)
# That's
AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:03, archived)
# wo*w
*ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:08, archived)
# If you like that you should see the video of
the world record I broke on monday.

lukeburrages.thingonthe.net/juggling/videos/12ballflash.mpg

This one is a repost but it is better for ths board as it involves a certain amount of image and video manipulation. All part of an April Fools day joke. A fake video, if you see what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:11, archived)
# I can
do that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:29, archived)
# yay for you
i can juggle 4 which is enough for me!
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:09, archived)
# threadjack!
just jacking the thread back to me thank you
you juggling, threadjacking twerp.

edit: that is impressive though.
and your hallway fascinates me as well...
so much space!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:13, archived)
# But it has that 99,999999999999%-frontpage-vibe!
8]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:01, archived)
# hvis du kommer forbi kbh
så tror jeg bankeråt er stedet..
her er en af deres 'statuer' som de har mange af på stedet. :)
fårehoved
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:07, archived)
# de har osse
hunde
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:08, archived)
# OG
en isbjørn i jakkesæt (har dog ikke noget billede af den)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:10, archived)
# Du godeste gud!
Hvad er dog det?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:11, archived)
# bankeråt - lige ved nørreport.
et rigtigt b3ta sted ;)
(var der i onsdags og fik gratis øl)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:13, archived)
# Det lyder som en fremragende idé!
Men jeg bliver sikkert nødt til at blive hjemme i påsken!
Min gamle mor skal ha' tømt sin gamle lejlighed og jeg føler mig forpligtet til at hjælpe hende!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:17, archived)
# I find this thread
doesn't make any sense to me at all.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:18, archived)
# Of course!
It's written in secret hummus-spy-code!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:21, archived)
# fino!
føler om ikke andet at jeg har fundet et godt sted at holde et b3taparty til en anden gang ;)
blir' nød til at smutte nu - skal i byen med familien :D
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:20, archived)
# Er taget til efterretning!
Det lyder som et fremragende sted!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:22, archived)
# I agree.
but what can you do?
there's probably too much whining on it now!
haha
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:11, archived)
# Become a moderator?
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:12, archived)
# sure.
where do I apply?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:13, archived)
# Don't know!
I'm not self-important enough to know that!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:15, archived)
# think I should remove all the complaining
and see what happens?
maybe it'll make the frontpage then after all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:17, archived)
# Just be yourself!
That can be beautiful or ugly, but first of all: be yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:19, archived)
# words of wisdom
from the danish kaiser :)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:22, archived)
# Do mac's even get
virii?
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:03, archived)
# They're so fantastic
that you can't fix them yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:05, archived)
# mmmm... dancing cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:05, archived)
# yay for dancing animals!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:09, archived)
# danceing bears rule!

yours is better
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:12, archived)
# A short message...


Quietly uploaded onto my friend's FTP (Keep it quiet)
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:56, archived)
# I don't wish to be unkind,
but that's been done to death here :) Same image too....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:59, archived)
# he's
right you know
(davros, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:00, archived)
# I apologise.
And I shall now dig myself into a hole, and take paracetamol until I die.
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:01, archived)
# digging holes?
you army-boy you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:04, archived)
# the upside is
you wont get any more headaches
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:05, archived)
# Don't do that,
come up with some more pix instead! We're only here for the beer. and pizza...mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:06, archived)
# ssssssssh!
dissing the unamerican americans might confuse people..
'go back to Iraq!'
been to Tunesia.. does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] he traded his redundency payoff for some magic beans and became...
Jack and the Ganja stalk!

Let's see how high he gets until he sees Giants with a golden KFC mega-bucket and a very attractive inamnimate object!
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:56, archived)

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