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Whilst Bob recruits Sauron, Professor Henle makes a terrible discovery...

HENLE: Oh no! One of the evil Borts has broken loose and escaped! I've got the munchies too! Noooo, this day just gets worse and worse! I'll get you, Bowmannnnn! I needed that capsule for me!

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:25, archived)

nurse

reduce this man's ibogaine intravenious drip to 500 ccs an hour.
and give him 200 of sodium pentathol to calm his babbling.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:29, archived)

it's all a finely calculated story

you'll see
you'll all see!

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:32, archived)

ahhh

bless

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:36, archived)

is it a coincidence

that the robots look vaguely like The Brown Bottle?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:42, archived)

I think looking for patterns is a bit of a Zen pursuit

it's like the sound of one hand clapping.
spam

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:48, archived)

I can do that.

make a clapping sound with one hand. I mean like, really loud clapping. if you hold the fingers really loose and wave your hand back and forth really fast...
my left hand is louder though. I think I broke the right one whilst abusing myself.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:53, archived)

I think its the noise of a spam!

Spamming is the practice of british school children of wacking the forehead of their fellow pupils.
'spam' is the forehead,as in "He has a big spam!"
'spam' is the verb,as in "So I spammed him"
allowing the sentance "I spammed his spam"
sorry to UK educated b3tans who knew all this through the joys of brain damage

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 21:01, archived)

There really aren't enough pangolins on the board.

Pangolin go big.

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helmetcream, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:25, archived)

and

what part of that was shopped?

(3mo Kid, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:29, archived)

Shopped?

It was free.

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helmetcream, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:34, archived)

clicky

it goes big, then look at the legs.
the high quality shopping makes it hard to see

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:35, archived)

By 'high'

you must mean 'piss-poor'
:)

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helmetcream, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:37, archived)

i reconise those rear legs!

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?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:40, archived)

I liked it once I'd clickied

also I was trying to stress a point ;)

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:40, archived)

I nearly called my band

Pangolin. At one point we thought it was a plectrum tree.

(Smudger, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)

WOW!

NEW HOWARD AD FOR HALIFAX!

anyone else seen it?

(3mo Kid, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:23, archived)

nope

can´t remember that...

(Pjotr, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:24, archived)

Is that

the real Howard or the cyber version?

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:24, archived)

the real one

its all indian style

with the song "hit me just a little bit more"

(3mo Kid, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:26, archived)

Oh joy

another crap IRRITATING halifax advert. Great.

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Darkedge, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)

I mute adverts and read something instead.

It's surprising how many cultural references I miss. Who the hell is Howard?

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?!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:33, archived)

The real Howard.

Used to work in the Halifax in Newcastle apparently.
That brightened up my life no end knowing that.

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Tart Monkey, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:34, archived)

eep!

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munkt0n, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:16, archived)

eeeeeeeep indeed!

/has nightmares

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stevierar, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:17, archived)

Hmmm...

U make me url.

(DesecrationForsaken, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:17, archived)

ooooh

that's very cool

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cwethan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:17, archived)

Class shopping

and there is currently a b3ta room at isketch!

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Artamnesia, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)

quite horrific!

strange conidering your news.. congrats

or are you trying to get all the horriblness out of your head before the big day?

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Darkedge, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:17, archived)

eep indeed

...if "eep" is taken from the lack of slEEP I will be having from now on.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:18, archived)

nitemare

status has been reached and breached
woo

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:22, archived)

Niiiice

makes me think of the word "skullfuck", which makes me think I must be a very very bad person.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:22, archived)

Mind

piss!

See below..

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EvS, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:24, archived)

aaargh

victim of mindpiss.
I did beat you by a minute though.
and at least I showed some remorse.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:26, archived)

I just got here.

And I'm not showing any remorse, what so ever.

I honestly would.

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EvS, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:27, archived)

I'd

skullfuck it.

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EvS, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:23, archived)

HEY MUNKTON!

DOWN HERE!!!
why is that not a challenge entry?

edit: there's a lad.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:27, archived)

Nuns are great.

Artistic.

Congrats by the way

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Tart Monkey, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:28, archived)

woo and yuk

nightmares tonight

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)

Fucking hell

is this what marriage does to ya?!

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bob dinosaur, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:40, archived)

are they married already?

it all went so quickly.
are you looking forward to the german couple I'm sending?
please steal the girl away from the guy and sleep with her and then take pictures of her naked while she's asleep and then send them to me. I mean, don't go to too much trouble or anything, but if you find yourself in the situation, think of your old buddy zog...

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zog why change it now?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:56, archived)

Top work once again

you're doing great stuff of late.

Woo

oh and congrats on your news. Twins isn't it ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:41, archived)

Hmmm...

(DesecrationForsaken, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:14, archived)

i think

that's the least of your worries right now...

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cwethan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:17, archived)

Bloody Kebab Shops...

You never quite know what's in them...
(Edited for size)

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:13, archived)

Why did you get a burgar

from a kebab shop

(Sk8erRose, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)

Becuase...

have you ever SEEN a kebab? Once was enough for me...

EDIT: and for the punnage factor of course!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:22, archived)

I got him!

Click for bigness!

Nobody believed me. Maybe now they'll let me out.

(janey1979, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:13, archived)

woo!

love it!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:15, archived)

Incredible!

It is him, isn't it?

That's Harold Bishop getting off the bus!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:27, archived)

Oooo.

Likes that.
"Help, I'm a Celebrity, get me out of here......return please"

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Tart Monkey, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:29, archived)

oh! how rare!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:11, archived)

That is enchanting!

Very woo! Extremely Yay!

And Houpla to you and Munkt0n. CONGRATS! :D

(allergic to curry, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:16, archived)

aww...

soooooo cute... and congratulations :-)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)

precious :-)

and more :-) for you

(norumbegan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:24, archived)

woo!

a miniature flying hatstand

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munkt0n, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:25, archived)

He'll get tangled up

in the peanut bag.

Just imagine, left dangling there... the neighbourhood cat pounces... feathers..... a little corpse.....
Lovely.

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Tart Monkey, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:33, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha !

That cracked me up! Evil. I approve :D

(allergic to curry, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:40, archived)

The Wall of Jeff

Proved an instant success at the dentists annual fair...

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:10, archived)

...Ooooo....

Eeeek. Spooky.
Made by Tart Monkey™ some little while ago. He has to stop for his lunch you know.

h'evenin'. h'evenin'

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Tart Monkey, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:15, archived)

Hmmm...

Bahahahahahaha!

(DesecrationForsaken, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:16, archived)

Yeah...and...

This guy is actually called Jeff...so I'll fight you after school right!!!!

Christ are there no original ideas left!!!

Woo Yay to you anyway....Gad what a bad set of teefs!!!

What Paintmasher do you use?
I can't get good quality with small file size....CORAL8

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:18, archived)

There are only 7 original ideas in the universe.

All the others are just variations.
I am working on an eighth, but it may be some time yet.

Potatoshop and Ovenready...

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Tart Monkey, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:26, archived)

Oven ready....

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:33, archived)

Photoshop.

....and Imageready that comes with it...

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Tart Monkey, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:38, archived)

mwah

that rocks :D

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stevierar, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:15, archived)

It made perfect sense

...at the time.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:08, archived)

looks

fine to me.

(zoren, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:10, archived)

Awwww

cheer up!

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Artamnesia, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:12, archived)

I love that. Have my first animated Woo yay, EVER!

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Herr Tezcat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:12, archived)

Hahahaha

that's fab that is.

*FACT*

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:12, archived)

nice tie

he's wearing
woo

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:12, archived)

It's looks strange

ly like that's how it's meant to be to me.
w/y for that one.

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Penile, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:15, archived)

haha!

thats good!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:15, archived)

Mmmm.

That's a big 'un. Wobbly, yet also special.

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Tart Monkey, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:17, archived)

absolutely inspired

my good fellow!

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mozza, Wed 30 Apr 2003, 11:19, archived)

Picture day!

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Artamnesia, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:04, archived)

(My usual comment to such pics...)

Mum?!

(Tiamus, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:07, archived)

Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeep

whimper

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:07, archived)

ugh!

its hideous

(3mo Kid, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:08, archived)

I love you

Chunk!!!

(Tiamus, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:10, archived)

Because she's worth it

(screeech, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:17, archived)

The minx.

Are they real eyes?

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Tart Monkey, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:17, archived)

They are real

puppy eyes.

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Artamnesia, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:57, archived)

MuMs the Word

(DesecrationForsaken, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:18, archived)

that is verging on

the tummy turning

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Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:32, archived)

The "Ruff" Hour.

Clickliatios For Dogness On Buses In The Form Of Widescreen Wallparper

Edit: I know... i know...

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:01, archived)

oi, gibbon

your big linky's bussed... er, I mean bust. (bah, b3tan)

Woo, though!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:04, archived)

try it again...

i am fizzing with spasticola tonight.

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:06, archived)

E...v....e....r....y.....b....o.....d.....y........

.....i...n.........d...a...........h.....o....u.....s......e......

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:00, archived)

That's

cool!

(Tiamus, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:01, archived)

HA!

(norumbegan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:02, archived)

skill!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:05, archived)

i say

anyone for isketch?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:08, archived)

woka woka

animate the head, you want too, i can tell

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:20, archived)

It already is animated.

You were making a joke wern't you...

Sorry.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 22:14, archived)

Arf.

Snortage.

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Tart Monkey, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:31, archived)

is he playing something by

Dave Lee Sloth?

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:52, archived)

Gaaaaaaah

Damn you and your evil puns...

*while I'm here - WOOOO for FP! Ta Mr. Donkey. I love the ones you don't notice until later*

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 22:19, archived)

ooooh

that's 10 frontpages now.
the next one knocks yer 1st off your user profile :o0

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 30 Apr 2003, 21:53, archived)

3 guesses where i'm gonna end up...

apologies if its been done before

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eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 19:56, archived)

ummm

hell?

woo. can i come too?

(zoren, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 19:57, archived)

Hop on

More than enough space here

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eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 19:58, archived)

that's good.

save me a seat too.

(norumbegan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:03, archived)

Err, the dentist?

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:05, archived)

Boring Meeting + Laptop + MS Paint

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Lum, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 19:56, archived)

yes!

Now that's a cause I can get behind!
Talking bollocks aren't only scary but they're a menace to society

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 19:59, archived)

The sheep screamed

at the concept of a triangle

(Quizbo, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 19:55, archived)

Errr?

I don't get it.

(Tiamus, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 19:56, archived)

yeah

that triangle fucked me up too.. wyh at the insanity pic

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:00, archived)

ha ha

FISHEEP!

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:07, archived)

Brian was enjoying his curry...

But he was sure they'd ordered 3 nans.
yes quick and nasty, yes probly been done and done again.

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legohead, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 19:53, archived)

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R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Tue 29 Apr 2003, 19:41, archived)

i went to that site...

BIG dissapointment!

(Pjotr, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 19:42, archived)

Ha ha ha!

The dirty ol wotsit.

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helmetcream, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 19:43, archived)

That there nun

is getting about a bit ain't she?

fleeting visit, got 2 chapters to write for tomorrow...can't waste time talking to you people...busy busy busy

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 19:45, archived)

Dissertation

by any chance? In fact what I'm doing on here? :D

(Tiamus, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 19:46, archived)

yep

it was supposed to be in before easter but I got extra time what having to push a person into this world and all

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 19:49, archived)

I could try that excuse

but I don't think they'd believe me, being male and all!

(Tiamus, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 19:51, archived)

you never know

you might get even more time what with being a medical miracle and all :)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 19:52, archived)

I just read your profile

Did you know that the most common illness in giraffes is throat infection cos they can't cough? True.

(Tiamus, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 19:53, archived)

I didn't know that!

I will add it and quote you

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 19:54, archived)

Thanks. I really should be doing the other 6000 words I've got to write but I reeeeaaally can't be bothered. Anyone got any spare kids?

(Tiamus, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 19:56, archived)

Cool.

My profile is a bit pathetic!

(Tiamus, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 19:59, archived)

but

your username is not without it's charm :)

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Tedmus, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:01, archived)

Thanks

Its from Tom and Jerry in case you hadn't already noticed. It's the name I use on stuff when Tomarse has been taken. :D

Love the frog pic BTW!

(Tiamus, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:06, archived)

Cheers !

It's something I was talking to Zerolicious about , confusing names , there's now Tedmus , Tiamus , Tedious and Cadmus !

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Tedmus, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:10, archived)

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