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If this is the start of a new meme, I might as well try to be first to the obvious

If Ming is still online, where did you get your source pic? I feel the girl has considerable ... potential ...

(wilesy, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:09, archived)

I second

that request.

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:11, archived)

Just caught this on b3ta news, sky digital 666

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Lord_Munkee, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:05, archived)

That's a channel?

I mean THE FEAR! AHHH!

I just looked at 666 - it's a phone channel?

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dogsbollocks, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:06, archived)

oh no!

what shall we do?

evnin all

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:06, archived)

that

made me giggle - thankyou! I needed that!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:07, archived)

SARS Spreads to MEMEs Spreads Giggles

It got me laughing also.

(Cheril, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:16, archived)

Fantastischer!

*aaaaargh*

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Kaiser, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:08, archived)

From a hotel room in London I bring you:

The Kaiser

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Kaiser, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:57, archived)

wow your smile is blinding

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?, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:58, archived)

haha!

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Kaiser, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:58, archived)

haha

your head is like a lightbulb!

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bananaman, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:59, archived)

I've just found the pic

and wonder why I haven't used it before!

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Kaiser, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:01, archived)

Oooh.

Your head's exploded. I'd see a doctor about that if I were you.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:59, archived)

That was too late...

...many years ago!

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Kaiser, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:00, archived)

is that

the Colgate Ring of Confidence I see there? : )

Edit: evening all by the way. I need cheering up, I've spent the whole afternoon sitting in A&E

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:00, archived)

ooh what for?

That's not gonna cheer you up..but I want to know!

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dogsbollocks, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:02, archived)

the ratbag

hit her head and NHS Direct told me to take her to A&E because head injuries in babies under a year should always be checked out. She's fine, I just have to monitor her for 24 hours.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:04, archived)

Hehe ratbag, such an affectionate term.

Ah well, glad she's ok.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:05, archived)

she's

been known by many names in her short life... ratbag is the one that's stuck as we got to know her better ; )

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:06, archived)

Hahaha.

And just think, you get to start all over again this summer unless I read one of your replies incorrectly?

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dogsbollocks, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:07, archived)

planning on

working on the getting pregnant bit this summer

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:08, archived)

Oh right..

well then maybe a little after that. Still - I was almost right :)

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dogsbollocks, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:09, archived)

next summer

hopefully : )

though it did take four years for me to conceive this time, though we weren't trying - I'd been told I was infertile...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:10, archived)

Four years?

You must have been exhausted by the end *badumtish* thankyou, thankyou, I'm here all week.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:13, archived)

exhausted?

me? never! : P

I'm just looking forward to deliberate baby-making as an excuse to get my hubby up and raring to go more than once a month...

Edit: was that too much information?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:13, archived)

I don't know what A&E might be, but:

cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up cheer up
8)

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Kaiser, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:04, archived)

Accident and Emergency.

It's the british word for hotel.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:04, archived)

hahaha!

I got that one!
8)
(I think)

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Kaiser, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:06, archived)

Hehe

Neh - A&E means emergency room..like the place where people go if they've been shot.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:06, archived)

I've seen lots of crap movies

where people who get shot hides in a hotel room!
*fact*

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Kaiser, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:10, archived)

haha

it's funny because it's true

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bananaman, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:21, archived)

A&E

is Accident and Emergency at the hospital.

and thanks : )

aaaaaaaaaargh!!!! fuckit!!!! I forgot to get chocolate when I was at the shops!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:05, archived)

A&E is

the english equivilent of the Emergency Room.

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:05, archived)

Roger!

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Kaiser, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:07, archived)

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munkt0n, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:56, archived)

agh he has four eyes!

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?, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:56, archived)

four

eyes????

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:01, archived)

that's just

what i was about to say!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:02, archived)

you'll have

to be quicker than that to beat me ; )

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:03, archived)

Uuuurgghhhhh

scary.

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Wifey, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:56, archived)

And yet,

it's an improvement

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cwethan, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:58, archived)

You're meant to alter the picture

in some way. ;-)

Woo.

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kaydup, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:02, archived)

repost because it WILL make you drop a baby

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--- ---, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:03, archived)

Ohh...

...it's John Hartson!

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:04, archived)

who

the fuck is that ??? : D

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--- ---, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:05, archived)

Watch

The Goonies, and be enlightened.

Do the truffle shuffle!

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:13, archived)

Dowie

Thats Iain Dowie

(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:23, archived)

Phwwwooarrrr!

Isn't that cousin Jethro with the hairy back from the Forest of Dean?

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Toma_o, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:05, archived)

Ruth Ruth Ruth

Baby!

that is wonderful animating : )

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:16, archived)

Dennis would try his hand at anything

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djol, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:55, archived)

how

aboot prostitution??

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--- ---, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:56, archived)

I would.

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Miles, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:59, archived)

I *heart* Fnord's Law

/sulk

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djol, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:07, archived)

Jus' like that.

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?!, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:52, archived)

aaaaaaaaaa

that's how he does it.

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--- ---, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:54, archived)

you

just missed your 666th post ;)

(gracieloutwo, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:55, archived)

You have the worlds best user ID.

*FACT*

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dogsbollocks, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:56, archived)

funny

I heard that yours is...

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--- ---, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:58, archived)

User ID = number

User name = ..name :)

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dogsbollocks, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:59, archived)

1, 2, 3, 4, 5...

senses working overtime...

XTC ROCK! 100% of FACT!

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:14, archived)

thank you

I'm on dialup and can't deal with posting again, so I will say up here that I already have the lips of a duck, and you may want to thing of a better curse ;)

(gracieloutwo, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:03, archived)

how

about sars??

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--- ---, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:06, archived)

i did not .
I had it planned from the start .
I was gonna curse the person who pointed that out to me.
2 moro ...you will have the lips of a duck

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--- ---, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:57, archived)

oooh I remember !

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:11, archived)

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munkt0n, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:48, archived)

I bet

He charms a lady or two in the streets of bradford

(smoglane!, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:49, archived)

yeah he does, i've seen him.

(i live in Bradford)

and I'm white.

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:50, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

you said eye!
ha ha ha ha ha ha
then you say seen!
ha ha ha ha ha ha
it's funny 'coz it's true

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--- ---, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:53, archived)

me too

on both counts

(DeeDee, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:07, archived)

aaaarrgghh!

pervert ; )

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--- ---, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:50, archived)

Cyclopean goodness!

Woo and much yay

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Coprolite, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:50, archived)

I would

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:51, archived)

J2 Productions Brings you AQUA MARINE, the 10th Jan Bluegun film...

Unfortunately the day after shooting began, Mick Hucknall was stabbed in the back. 15 times. By his own band, mother, and Billie Piper. So a last minute replacement was found.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:48, archived)

Sorry bud, but...

...theyre not gonna get any funnier really.

(Evilgenius, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:54, archived)

if you using paint dont try and photoshop... mash or sumit

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?, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:56, archived)

Hmmmm....

getting a bit milky...no surprises or anything...
Sorry.

Then again, that's just my tastes, so keep doing what you enjoy, I'm sure others find the film series theme very funny. Maybe even have them as screen savers. It's not impossible y'know.

Chris Moyles is very woo though.

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:59, archived)

Milky

milky.

Edit: That reminds me, haven't listened to the Now Show this week. I love the Radio 4 website. It's great.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:00, archived)

Badgers Milk

Lee and Herring...
Ah ha!!!

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:01, archived)

Herring

Its Lee and Herring.

(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:03, archived)

erm....

that's what it says...and I didn't edit.

HONEST!!!!!

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:05, archived)

Shite

Johnny2, these photo's are not funny

(Johnny69, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:00, archived)

So...

in 5 minutes you've found all of the posters J2 has done and then typed up a reply that they are shite.

You have one FAST pc...

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:02, archived)

actually i have seen all his posts

dickhead

(Johnny69, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:07, archived)

call me synical if you like

but I think that johnny2 and johnny69 are the same person :0

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:08, archived)

no we aint

but i know the chubby twat

(Johnny69, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:09, archived)

Just because you know him

Isn't an excuse to be unfluffy.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:12, archived)

John is very fluffy

JMC

(Johnny69, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:15, archived)

Yay to Roxy!!!

Reinforcements!!!!

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:12, archived)

Actually,

we've already established that Tedious and J2 are the same person.

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djol, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:12, archived)

That is

shocking!

I am stunned and all that :)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:15, archived)

Now thats

funny!

Can I be Ecky ecky ecky...?

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:15, archived)

Oi!

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djol, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:04, archived)

I second that with my rather shite Fluffy Signal

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 12 May 2003, 20:13, archived)

its got

mila j in it its not all bad

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:08, archived)

Biscuit man visiting b3ta

The best thing about this was that it gave me an excuse to eat a whole packet of cookies. Burp.

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Miles, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:48, archived)

mmmmmmm

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The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:48, archived)

looks like

2 biscuit men fighting

(_Jon_, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:48, archived)

lucky

it wasn't cheese and curry man though

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--- ---, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:49, archived)

The last time I bought food especially for b3ta

it made such a horrible smell that I didn't want to eat it.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:49, archived)

Ooh

Crunchy woo
Munchy yay!

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Number_6, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:49, archived)

lucky for you I did the back part

here's fat sam .
taking his fat clothes of his fat legs .

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--- ---, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:47, archived)

That's very good

if a trifle upsetting for my delicate sensibilities.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:48, archived)

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

SWEET JESUS, MY EYES!!!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:48, archived)

olololol

Yeah that's it

(juoj8, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:49, archived)

Now you've just

sickned us all

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:50, archived)

hey!

wasn't that your idea?

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--- ---, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:51, archived)

hehe

yeah:D

Was that really done in paint?

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:20, archived)

I would...

...

...
Facts may vary

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LP, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:03, archived)

jus felt like making a hole

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?, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:46, archived)

owwwwwwwwww

That gives me a headache...

*__*

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:47, archived)

i think youll find this does to

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?, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:51, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:53, archived)

Gaaaaaaaaa!

My Eeeeeeeeeeyes!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:55, archived)

Oi, you!

New monitor. Now.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:48, archived)

Ahhrghhhh

Now, this is a nice and colourful banking experience:
wowbanking.com/

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sinisterduck, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:43, archived)

wow...

..its like Nickelodeon on acid

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:44, archived)

Sponsored by

Nickelodeon.

Apparently.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:44, archived)

Wow...

Nickelodeon...
Nickelodeon...

Nickelodeon...

That word has lost all meaning.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:45, archived)

*eyeballs*

I wouldn't trust 'em. They hired a three-year-old to do web design.

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so long and thanks for all the fish, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:44, archived)

Because banking's cool, isn't it?

Yup. Being charged £25 for going 10p over your overdraft limit is cool. Having your cash card swallowed with a huge number of people behind you is cool. Having to wait 30 minutes just to pay a sodding cheque in is cool.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:47, archived)

You should bank with the Halifax...

They only charged me £20 for going 64p over my limit. I feel blessed.

(Davros23, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:57, archived)

You should bank with Nationwide.

I went £6 over and they didn't charge me a penny.

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?!, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:05, archived)

RBS

rang me up and asked me if I wanted to put a tenner into my account to stop me going over, so they wouldn't have to charge me.

I was impressed

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:19, archived)

it reminded me

of the Boobahs site.........but with words.

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Toma_o, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:48, archived)

Just say what you see

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:42, archived)

Popemobile!

Dana nana nana nana....

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:43, archived)

the papamobile

nice.

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sinisterduck, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:43, archived)

thats good

make it move!

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:12, archived)

uhm

It came to me last night while listening to queens of the stone age .. will this send me to hell?

(smoglane!, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:41, archived)

Go...

...to hell. Go directly to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect £200.

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so long and thanks for all the fish, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:42, archived)

no...

..but it will get you as far as plymoth, you have to walk the rest of the way

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:43, archived)

oh christ

Can i not get a lift?

(smoglane!, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:44, archived)

It's not far

from Plymouth to hell...

I lived in Devonport, which is hell. On a stick.

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:44, archived)

On a stick you say?

wow... inventions these days are truely fascinating

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:47, archived)

SaberKids!

Those little rascals..

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:40, archived)

Ahh

Strange-looking kids!

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so long and thanks for all the fish, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:42, archived)

Mechanical Animal #7

The Cementephant Mixer.

Other Mechanical Animals:
Sprake Pullemur Spiderdriver
Girderaffe Drilluck Shark Plug

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_null_, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:39, archived)

woo! that's ace!

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munkt0n, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:40, archived)

Ha ha ha...

...which came first? The animal or the tenuous pun?

Either way it's great!

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:41, archived)

hahahaha!

Yay!

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Kaiser, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:41, archived)

you rock!

FACT.

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sinisterduck, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:42, archived)

That's a bloody good series !

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oCo, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:42, archived)

haha!

wonderful!

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kitty meow meow, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:42, archived)

yay

it looks like c3po's escape pod

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:43, archived)

Hmm...

It was funny in my head...
(but then, there isn't much that i don't find funny...)

...too bad it didn't turn out that way in reality...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:38, archived)

heh heh

it is funny, don't worry

(_Jon_, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:39, archived)

Awwww!

No need to spare my feelings, but thanks!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:41, archived)

dear me

that's funny and in bad taste. Ni-i-i-i-ice.

(pinky shminky, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:40, archived)

lmao

i wanna dr bunny doll :)

(meh, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:41, archived)

Thank goodness they didn't go with the other name

It was this or "Proctologist Pepper"

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:36, archived)

Did you know

His PhD was actually in David Beckham Studies at Anglia Polytechnic University.

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Miles, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:38, archived)

haha

that's really quite good!

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kitty meow meow, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:39, archived)

Paeditrician Pepper

would be cool, but it'd get lynched by people who read News Of The World... there must be a shorter word for that...

oh yeah, shitwits.

(pinky shminky, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:39, archived)

Yea but,

If I spelled it "paediatrician" then the Americans would bitch about a misspelling.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:40, archived)

not all of us

I know most of the British spellings, even if I don't use them.

As of late, I find myself wanting to use them though...

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kitty meow meow, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:46, archived)

Woo!!

Mmmmmm... Carbonated-prune juice is the best beverage ever!! I'm drinking one RIGHT NOW!!! ^__^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:40, archived)

Aha!

I improved the previous image, so I guess this is semi-repostage

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so long and thanks for all the fish, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:36, archived)

OOOOOOOHHHH

light fans!

(Sister Paul has something in his pants on, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:37, archived)

What

are you doing that on and how?

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:38, archived)

It's...

potatoshop!

Clicky for howto!

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so long and thanks for all the fish, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:38, archived)

nice

in fact 41/42 :)

(meh, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:39, archived)

Bloody hell,

that's good.

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?!, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:54, archived)

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