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# can someone please find me a picture
of Shakespeare's Sister, squally grap ex-bananarama band type thingie? I can find pictures of French & Saunders taking the piss out of them, but not the girls themselves. Please help...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:23, archived)
# i think they spelt it
without the E. shakespear's sister.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:25, archived)
# ah!
well, that helped. Can't find any good pictures of their eyemakeup though - my friend is going to a party "as them" (both? I don't understand) but sadly doesn't know what they look like.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:37, archived)
# is
this any better?
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:39, archived)
# yes.
i think that's as good as it's going to get.
Cheers all!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:44, archived)
# Loads here
clicky


I'm bored but I'm not bored enough to look for any more
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)
# im a bit bored too
so i found this:-
www.angelfire.com/nv/shuvcat/ssstaypix.html

god, i must be bored, not long now....
(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:50, archived)
# thank you all!
...you can stop now, if you like...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:11, archived)
# Here ya go
It's pointing to someone else's site so if anyone asks, it wasn't me.
[edit]
Actually, best be safe
clicky better really
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:31, archived)
# The Cats
are attacking.

A rehash but thematically correct..
(bluemerle, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:14, archived)
# .
(qwerty, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)
# I am stoopid.
I really thought they were missing images for (slightly more than) a few seconds there.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:44, archived)
# heh!
Forgive my tardiness though - I've just noticed that the a isn't centred properly. I'm goint to Fireworks hell for that!
(qwerty, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:46, archived)
# it's okay SadMike
I did too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:46, archived)
# Arg...
Why didn't anyone tell me there was an online version of the Hitchhiker's Guide game?

I've only got one week left of wasting time in an office.

(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:09, archived)
# because i love you...
... I won't tell you whre the cheat sheet for this is.
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:13, archived)
# Thanx a fecking bunch
I've got as far as being hit on the head by a brick and dying and then being repeatedly told to shut up .

Why did couldn't I have thrown in my job 2 weeks later?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:18, archived)
# my god
people are still playing that? I completed it when I was 12
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:30, archived)
# Well, aren't you the best person ever?
:P
(qwerty, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:32, archived)
# ooh! ooh!
finally a chance to post a handbag pic and I'm not prepared!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:35, archived)
# you can borrow this one if y'like...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:38, archived)
# That's just horrible!
Right, that's it. It's cruel and unusual punishment - kitten style. When I can be bothered pasting pictures of a load of kittens in a car crusher. >:)
(qwerty, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:40, archived)
# oi!
I was just helping zog out, all right - breathe deeply...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:10, archived)
# hey you, how'd your gig go on
Sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:39, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:36, archived)
# To stop Toilet Dandruff
You need a crack squad of toilet chinchillas

Always vigilant - always ready to strike
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:06, archived)
# is that hedley?
poor lamb - he's such a nice chap too. woo.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:07, archived)
# it is Hedley
He's such a nice chap, but the dandruff...welll
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:23, archived)
# Dandruff?!?!?!?!
I'll have you know that, if anything, must have been a small layer of frost.
(spiffchapstick, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:27, archived)
# Thats very funny!
Hedley's a nice chap though, especially with his new covered-in-chips bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:10, archived)
# I couldn't use them
I can never go if someone's watching.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:16, archived)
# isn't it called
Muff-druff? for girls anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! currymonster, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:20, archived)
# Where the
hell is that one at the bottom of the pic off to, anyway ?
(Diamond Hell, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:29, archived)
# He needs to
have a poo
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] shakatak
when shakatak.........
(franko, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:55, archived)
# no picture required...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:59, archived)
# She's gonna do
her neck in like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:00, archived)
# Whoaaa
she's making me feel seasick
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:00, archived)
# Dizzy now........
...feeling faint....
(The Bronze Monkey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:03, archived)
# !
i love the way she's so self-obsessed
will add to the 'homage' section
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:13, archived)
# er,
can you send it to me?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:19, archived)
# sent
ta da!
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:27, archived)
# done
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:32, archived)
# I want to know what shes dancing to?
its a very strange dance
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:18, archived)
# she's dancing to mike and lumpbucket
playing air triangle.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:21, archived)
# hooray
i amjust spreading happiness today.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:23, archived)
# or the sound of their air-biscuits.
.
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:31, archived)
# Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:53, archived)
# Oh yes.
Fan-fucksocksing-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:54, archived)
# nooo
it took lumpbucket to reply to that before I even realised what it was... i'm tho thoopid...

Hey Manic, man, I really love your stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:57, archived)
# aw, shucks
(blush)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:18, archived)
# (oh heck)
actually that was me quoting you meeting tomsk at the 'do...

now I sound really mean and sarky. I'm not, you know, and I do love your stuff - don't hit me, you're a lot bigger than I am... argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:09, archived)
# oh?
actually that was me quoting you meeting tomsk at the 'do...


Hey man, that's about as sincere as I get. Don't knock it.
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:14, archived)
# With authentic flesh toned rubber...
Uni T1 lines - they're GGGREAT!

clicky
(The Bronze Monkey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:49, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhh
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# scared are you?
Skinny boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:52, archived)
# yeah well
you probably smell of wee, um, or something like that
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# I'm sorry, do excuse me.
It's Monday and i'm in an odd mood. Have one of these:

...they seem to make people happier.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:02, archived)
# Awww
big red kisses, how lovely
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:04, archived)
# well
maybe i'll forgive you
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# i think
you should.

*blows kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:42, archived)
# ha ha
trust me, you don't want to be blowing kisses to me at the moment. my brain has gone lady-mad. i think i now know what it's like to be mike
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# Is it wrong
To get a buzz from smelling your watch strap?
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:47, archived)
# that is
the funniest mental picture i have ever had. thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:48, archived)
# depends -
are you naked? And in public? Perhaps then, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:59, archived)
# Just naked
No, wait, that means you wear clothes? Oh me so confused

*sniffs the strap*

Mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:06, archived)
# naah, you were right
I am indeed naked.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:12, archived)
# Im thinking this might be
A great online experience, not you naked, well....

Anyway, if it wasnt for my strong nasal powers, peopel could be stunned by this smell
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:17, archived)
# PEP IS NAKED!!!
YAAAAAAAAY!
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:19, archived)
# Why are you cheering
if you can't see her?

If I told you there are millions of naked people around the world that you can't see, would you just explode with excitement? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:23, archived)
# .
bang
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:24, archived)
# I just have...
...what a happy thought that is. And true, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:25, archived)
# Reminds me
of Sam the american eagle...

Did you know that underneath their clothing the entire world is walking around naked?
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:25, archived)
# i'm
not
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# you of all people shouldn't be excited -
I look like you, remember..?


(not naked really, said for oh so hilarious comic effect.God I;m bored).
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:23, archived)
# a female version of me?
you mustbe the most beautiful woman in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:27, archived)
# pretty much
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:29, archived)
# pep
for heaven's sake, we all now know what a vision of flame-haired loveliness you are. AND you are. So stop this, okay?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:29, archived)
# Mike
that's quite an impressive scar collection you have. :) I have a cool scar on my eyelid, the rest are rather boring.

Oh, and your list of achievements are quiet something, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)
# cheers
none of mine are very big, they just seem to have been acquired strangely. how did you get one on your eyelid?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:51, archived)
# Lovely story...
About age 7 I think: I fell and hit my face on the bathtub, splitting the upper part of my eyelid.

The cool part was freaking everyone out at A&E 'cos you could still see my eyeball through the cut when my eyes were closed.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:15, archived)
# that
is genuinely revolting. And it sounds like it hurt. ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:18, archived)
# that is
fucking minging.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:18, archived)
# AHA! I can beat that...
About same age, I blacked out at school, front tooth went through bottom lip into wooden shoe locker, I was still picking splinters out age 15!
(Frustrated IT Support Person - now with added network support., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:19, archived)
# thats
revolting.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:26, archived)
# Yay!
Go you! Who can top that one?
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:35, archived)
# omg
(Zpeef, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:44, archived)
# Was just thinking
Cheese is made from milk, you can get milk from dogs and cats. So, it must be possible to make dog cheese and cat cheese....

It probably tastes very nice, it will just be that cats and dogs have been passed over in favour of cows because of their size....

Just a though
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)
# But would you want to win
the dog cheese lottery?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:43, archived)
# human cheese
I have 2 friends who are obsessed with the idea of making human cheese. They keep asking us girls if we want to contribute. I tell them where to go...
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:29, archived)
# Two words:
Ewwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:38, archived)
# Human Cheese: It's the future!
Oh, come on! Don't tell me you aren't interested in taking a natural healthier option.

It's the future of dairy products. If you're a woman and you have some to spare, then give us a shout...
(Brodie, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:24, archived)
# What, you mean most people
dont eat dog cheese?

You people dont know what you're missing

(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:44, archived)
# look,
an easy recipe for hot dog cheese.
(james, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:19, archived)
# Of course, the highlight of friday for me
was PickledPizza winning the "who can swallow a whole cat without using your hands" competition...


(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:38, archived)
# fantastic
absolutely stunning.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:41, archived)
# he doesnt look like he's enjoying it
"come on pickled... just 2 more and you've won"
"ughhhhhh"
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)
# Well it is quite hard
to swallow a whole cat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:47, archived)
# mike
you sound like a punky chap. you ever heard 'white light, white heat, white trash' by social distortion?
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# never listened to social distortion
what kind are they? i'll head to audiogalaxy and give that one a listen.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:33, archived)
# kind of
slower and rockier than a lot of your cali punk, but absolute genius. i reckon anyway. best listened to when your in a bad mood. just listening to them now and needed to share the goodness
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# theres a coule of tracks downloading now
as soon as audiogalaxy quits being a dick. best punk song ever has to be NOFX's 'My Vagina' just cos every time I hear it I nearly wet myself.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:37, archived)
# NOFX
best.live.band.ever. no debate.
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# Who are
the best dead band ever? :)

I can't imagine seeing any dead band being all that great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:40, archived)
# alice
in chains?
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# best dead band ever
lynyrd skynyrd, no doubt about it. or 50% of the beatles.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)
# no
i meant... oh never mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:44, archived)
# i understood
it's okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:45, archived)
# Yay!
for my arch nemesis :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:52, archived)
# yay you too, crazy man!
...there's so much love on this board...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:53, archived)
# Oh no
you're not going to sing britney are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)
# i once played triangle
for a mates live acustic performance of hit me baby one more time. classic intro: "this is dedicated to the guy who broke my nose this afternon"
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:04, archived)
# Marvelous
Triangles: one of the most metal instruments in the world, after bells and big fuckin' gongs. :)

I have been known to play air-triangle at metal nights before. But thats because i'm very silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:07, archived)
# air triangle?
i have a new hobby. i am listening to social distortion, playing air triangle and saying 'ting'.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:09, archived)
# air triangle
rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:11, archived)
# HEY STOUFFER
you gotta try this, dude, you'll love it, it'll ting those blues away. ting. ting.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:15, archived)
# TING TING TING
TING TING TING TING TING TING TING. man, i love air triangle
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# hooray
mission accomplished. and i'm off the edge.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)
# Not on my lovely
1280x960 screen you arent ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:24, archived)
# im on an 800 x 600 laptop
so shittibums to you. this is a very long thread isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:29, archived)
# not
long enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:39, archived)
# Try for a
record?
(Frustrated IT Support Person - now with added network support., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)
# nooo
people start doing this "make it to the edge! Break the record!" stuff at 2 in the morning on weekends when they are V.v.v.v.v. drunken... and now we're doing it on a schoolday...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:49, archived)
# falling off the edge
if we try really hard do we fall off the edge? Are there elephants holding the b3ta world up?
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:57, archived)
# what's got three legs and lives off dead beetles?
paul mcartney and his girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)
# Buddy Holly
maybe
(HoTWire, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:45, archived)
# of course the Beatles have changed musical direction now
they're just playing drum n' bass apparently
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)
# that is brilliant
i like that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:52, archived)
# best dead band?
not so much a band, more of an artist....
frank zappa frank zappa frank zappa frank zappa frank zappa frank zappa frank zappa frank zappa
(i quite like frank zappa)
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:55, archived)
# and so does my
dad
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:14, archived)
# live version of 'together on the sand'
"we walked down to the water,
as i fucked yur grandma's daughter.."
just listening to SD's 'i was wrong' its well headnoddy.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:40, archived)
# aaah
me too. yeah it's not like throw yourself around music, but best being dumped album ever(note pathetic plea for more sympathy)
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# sympathy sympathy
what was her reason?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:44, archived)
# pffft
god knows. i can only assume that she's homosexual.
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# obviously.
best song to plunge you even further into depression: "Even Hitler had a girlfriend" by the Mr T Experience or "Feeling Bad" by nerfherder
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:48, archived)
# so have you only just been dumped then?
you need Leonard Cohen in that case.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)
# leonard cohen...
now theres morbidness on a stick. but great at times of self-absorbed-self-pitying-ness. Like when youve been dumped....
(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:21, archived)
# if you wanna laugh
find something by The Frogs.

Anything.

Do that now and tell me what you think.
(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:47, archived)
# "grandma in the corner
witha penis in her hand"???
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:50, archived)
# upon listening
everyone should download that. grandma in the corner with a penis in her hand saying no no no no no
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:55, archived)
# absolutely
and that's the whole song.

How about the one about Jerry Lewis touching up cripples?
(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:58, archived)
# i gotta
find me that...
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:01, archived)
# I assumed you had heard of them,
clearly I was wrong.

I've never met anyone who's heard of them. They're cracking.

Also see, I'm Evil, Jack, and Who's Sucking on Grandpa's Balls if Grandma Ain't Home Tonight. Or something.
(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:03, archived)
# i have a new favourite band.
theyre lovely
- and crippled
and crippled
- yes crippled
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:06, archived)
# Yay!
If I had one convert, I knew it would be you.

Fookin' hilarious. Maybe one to play at top volume to annoy the neighbours.
(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:11, archived)
# thank you for this epiphany
thy are amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:13, archived)
# We should make Stouffer play air triangle
to that stuff, that'd cheer him up.

You listenin' Stouffer?
(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:18, archived)
# he seems to like
air trianlge.
(see above)
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:20, archived)
# i'm just
firing up kazaa, and i shall be joining in the frogs fest imminently
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# nah
'and you will know us by the trail of dead' take that acclaim. Im just interupting your conversation but i dont care.
(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:41, archived)
# nofx kick them dead.
"i had my finger up her..
country music playing on the radio...."
download any track off nofx's "i heard they suck live", its the most inaccurate title ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:44, archived)
# laughing
is a different matter altogether. they aint that funny, but live, they are undoubtably the best. gonna see them again in london on may 1st, theyd better be as good as last time otherwise i'll be well miffed...
(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:47, archived)
# Therapy?
used to put on a good live show - The Dickies weren't bad. Lagwagon were ok. Urm - I saw Iron Maiden a few years ago - that sucked.
But the best live band I've seen? That would have to be Propagandhi.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)
# i like propagandhi sometimes
but a lot of the time they are too damn political. i am off to see lagwagon at the deconstruction tour in a few weeks, which should be cool.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:00, archived)
# I stagedived
for the first (and only) time in my life at a Therapy gig.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:02, archived)
# blimey - last time I saw threapy?
was in the Barfly -if you werethere, you sure there was room to stagedive?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:07, archived)
# i saw [spunge] in the barfly
and there was sweat dripping off the ceiling, it was that packed and airless. good gig though.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:17, archived)
# it's always like that in there -
old peole ever go to any gigs at the White Horse i think it was, on Hampstead hill. Really really small with a low ceiling... Saw Farside there (no, not that one) and they were amazing. V annoying bloke in the crowd - so everyone picked him up and held him flat against the ceiling. Guess you had to be there tho...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:21, archived)
# no
it was at ULU (ahem) a while back. My band was supporting them and I managed to run from backstage and jump off the front of the stage. And the White Horse in Hampstead brings back lots of memories...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:37, archived)
# Yay! In that case you are the only person
I know aside from the people i went with who's ever been to the White Horse. Your bands called...?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:46, archived)
# my band WAS called
*hangs head in shame* Loveblobs
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:52, archived)
# QOTSA
was a good gig in Camden, which is a very small place for me to not notice that Nick Oliveri did the last track naked... and quicksand always kicked ass too...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:03, archived)
# My,
you really weren't paying attention were you?!
(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:04, archived)
# well allow me to retort
The Ramones were the best band live ever if you don't mind. All You Young Punks - pah! Why, in my day......
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)
# valid
point. well made. hey ho, let's go
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# woo!
the ramones!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:49, archived)
# fair comment
i suppose. not that i can comment on their abilities performing live cos i was too young but a very good band. you must be well old :)
(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:55, archived)
# look
we've got our own little ramones fan club tucked away at the bottom of the thread
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# Yay!
Can I join? Anyone heard the Sh-sh...s..shirehorses version of hey ho?
(Frustrated IT Support Person - now with added network support., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:04, archived)
# yeah
its brilliant. "hes not in the garden..... or in the bedroom with a hard-on..."
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:08, archived)
# Damn right!
...Joe's fucked off! *der ner, der nernernerner*

I thought I was taking over the thread-killer mantle there...

Hang-on, there's still time!

(Frustrated IT Support Person - now with added network support., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:17, archived)
# i'll save
you the chore and kill it for you....
(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)
# Thanks!
Damn!
(Frustrated IT Support Person - now with added network support., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:30, archived)
# i was gonna make a good joke
but it relied on my surname which i hate so will not reveal. so no joke.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:57, archived)
# is it
ramone?
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# nope
thats an okay surname.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:02, archived)
# Is it
Huntymints?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:09, archived)
# it is now.
Mike Huntymints. brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:11, archived)
# is it
HUNT?

Bollocks too late

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] piss poor but,..


Hope no one did it before,..

-David
(HoTWire, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:29, archived)
# it would never have worked...
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:25, archived)
# Class
:)
(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:26, archived)
# that has to go
on the front page, its stunning.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:26, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:31, archived)
# jazzy bear is inspired by that anim to produce a new jazzy number called "my brides a howlin' dawg"
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] sacrés singes nazis qui attaquent Paris!
(mr_tricolore, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:23, archived)
# most funny
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:27, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:30, archived)
# "that pic of pickled pizza"
... is not only hard to say, it reminds me of something...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:23, archived)
# if pickledpizza picked a peck of pickled peppers
then how many.... oh pissflaps i can't remember how the rest of it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:25, archived)
# How many pickled pizzas could a
pickled pizza pick, if a pickled pizza could pick pickled pizzas?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:51, archived)
# I think the one you were referring to would start
"Pickled Pizza picked a peck of pickled pizzas" but i can't remember the rest either.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:54, archived)
# i don't think there is any "rest"
i think you just repeat that bit.

I could be wrong tho, it's not unheard of.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)
# I especially
like the way you can see the vomit shooting out of the nostrils there. That photograph is immense.
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:26, archived)
# Now thats
class :)

(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:41, archived)

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