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vbloke OLDSKOOL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:58, archived)

Make a Lego version of yourself

clicky
This is me dressed up for Saturday night:

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:53, archived)

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fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:59, archived)

christ

you look like phill jupitus

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vbloke OLDSKOOL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:00, archived)

I am Phil Jupitus

Only slightly thinner and less attractive

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fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:04, archived)

thats class

here’s me

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breel, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:05, archived)

Did you

steal my pint?

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fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:06, archived)

how could I? Im in florence.

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breel, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:09, archived)

But I don't usually wear those stupid tops.

(qwerty, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:13, archived)

That is

uncanny.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:07, archived)

(HelloTeeth, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:25, archived)

When Glaucomys volans attacks

Unwarranted repost, but I reaised the flying thing
was attacking kind of so submitted it as a "when
X attack thingie".

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helmetcream, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:42, archived)

Hooray

for Glaucomys volans. And hooray for getting taxonomic naming conventions correct.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:52, archived)

HEY TOMSK

sorry for shouting - where are you from in Yorkshire?

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fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:04, archived)

Huddersfield.

Near Holmfirth, actually, where they film Last Of The Summer Wine. Ugh.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:08, archived)

Why?

Are you a farmer?

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:18, archived)

Not a farmer

Just grew up in Beverley in East Yorkshire

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fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:30, archived)

Ah, right.

Eastside.
*Makes gangsta gesture
Woo! for Yorkshire.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:33, archived)

*cough*

lancashire *cough*

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stouffer, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:38, archived)

That

explains so much.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:41, archived)

well,

it explains why i don't have 6 fingers on each hand and webbed toes

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stouffer, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:45, archived)

Extra fingers are useful

and I can swim really fast with my big flappy frog feet.
But I got the genes for those from my Lancastrian dad.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:49, archived)

well,

as my dad always used to say
yorkshire born and yorkshire bred, strong in arm and thick in head.
hmmm, seemed funnier when i was 7

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stouffer, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:52, archived)

The street were rough

down East
*makes apologetic shuffling rap-type gesture and leaves*

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fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:56, archived)

but surely

everywhere in yorkshire gets an 'ugh'.

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stouffer, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:24, archived)

Actually,

I was Ugh-ing the TV show, not Yorkshire.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:28, archived)

is that

not a good representation of everyday yorkshire folk?

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stouffer, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:32, archived)

*not dignifying that with an answer

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:37, archived)

Aw shucks,

thanks. Google is a handy thing.

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helmetcream, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:09, archived)

Don't worry FB

I'm tempted to repost my hedgehog-elvis-nixon-marmot-quo-fellation stuff later

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fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:54, archived)

Are you a bunny boiler?

Me & my girlfriend are writing a web quiz called "Are you a bunny boilder?" Has anybody got any examples of bunny boiling behaviour? I want to SUCK IDEAS FROM YOUR FLESHY BRAINS.

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rob, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:38, archived)

could try

do you boil bunnies?
(a) Yes
(b) No

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nyarlathotep, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:41, archived)

you could ask if anyone is stupid enough

to spend HOURS making a website dedicated to fast food containing bunnies as the main ingredient.
curses. I am a bunny boiler. And frier infact.

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pep, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:44, archived)

ooh ooh ooh

how about, phoning your ex up (after you dumped them) at 2 in the morning, and on being told that your ex has her new boyfriend with her, proceeding nonetheless to tell her for 3 hours straight that you can't live without her. Including trembly voice and threats of violence.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:47, archived)

there's experience there

isnt there...

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:49, archived)

How about

Do you check your husbands/boyfriends pockets and/or wallet for telephone numbers and/or receipts and ask for an explanation of everything

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fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:45, archived)

how about

turning up at 1am 2 months after you broke up, demanding the money back that she spent on holiday with you, the holiday that you went on 6 months!! before you broke up?

Happened to my ex-flat mate, but he was a cunt.

-David

(HoTWire, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:44, archived)

Heres a few...

After you have split up with your partner, do you still insist on trying to be everywhere they are, and trying to stop them from pulling others by giving evil stares?

Not that my ex has been doing this to me for the last 3 weeks...

Actually theres another question -

q. are you Slackers Ex?

yes - you're a bunny boiler

no - answer the other questions you still could be...

(Slacker, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:44, archived)

Farmers

gratuitously shoot and boil bunnies. Sometimes they don't even bother shooting them, they just sneak up on them and catch them to boil them alive.
Probably.

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Wifey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:45, archived)

Not possibly.

I'm sure they do.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:48, archived)

Bastards

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Wifey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:51, archived)

Do you speak incessantly

of children and marriage after only 2 weeks going out?

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helmetcream, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:51, archived)

that's a classic, that is.

Waking up, wiping the beer goggles from your eyes, and looking at them gazing down on you, saying "I love you..."
AAAAAAAAAARGH! RUN FOR THE HILLS!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:55, archived)

do you mention

the ohrase 'soul mate' after approximately 3 weeks of going out? Do you use that ohrase ever when going out?

(hazey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:00, archived)

What is the longest you've ever stared at someone whilst grinning?

a) Less than a minute
b) About 5 minutes
c) 17 days.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:53, archived)

Hmmm

Do you sit at home when you get dumped, drinking yourself stupid while crying and bitching about your ex, then phone them up and launch a rally of abuse when it was your fault in the first place?

yes - BUNNY BOLIER

I have a feeling I may post a lot of these :op

(Slacker, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:54, archived)

i get the feeling

yourself and i must attract the bunny boiler types. you seem to have spookily accurate renditions of some of my previous incidents. I suppose someones gotta fill the role, on the front line...

(hazey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:05, archived)

i'm worried now

me & my boyf split up for a week a few months ago, during which time we both pulled other people. and i got the girl's mobile number and sent her abusive text messages. but he did give me the number and permission to send them. am i a bunny boiler?? :S

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:55, archived)

I think I probably was one about 3 years ago

you certainly couldn't put me and my ex drunk in the same room without expecting tears, breakages and me not remembering a fucking thing the next day.

Now we get round the problem (this is three years on and two years into my next relationship, mind) by him still not talking to me :)

(Amerella, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:01, archived)

Yes

you are

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fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:01, archived)

oh god

i've used the phrase "soul-mate" too.. is there no hope for me??

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:03, archived)

*KLAXONS*

Find them immediately and ELLIMINATE them. its for the good of humanity. Only kidding, im sure youre not a bunny boiler at all. you're not going to us all in a gruesome way now are you?

(hazey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:06, archived)

erm.. no, i wouldnt dream of it..

*hides flamethrower behind back*

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:10, archived)

moses

ermmm, i never said anything, honest, it was all those other people. i wouldnt dream of calling you a bunny boiler. at least kill me quickly.....*sniff*....

(hazey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:23, archived)

none

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fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:07, archived)

Well, if that permission

was imagined, then yes. Yes you are
:o)

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helmetcream, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:02, archived)

well, no

she turned out to be psychotic and imagined she was in a relationship with him, and he was only too happy to give me her number and permission to insult her. so i guess she was more of one than me..? *desperately trying to cling to non-bunny-boilerness*

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:05, archived)

take the test

you could well be. although the permission thing takes the edge of it.....

(hazey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:02, archived)

hmmm

I think bunny boiler only applies if you're sending those messages to your ex, not someone that your ex pulled.

I don't know, I could be wrong...

dictionary definition of bunny boiler anyone?

(Slacker, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:06, archived)

actually, he's more of one than me

i bumped into him the night i pulled someone else, and he was extremely pissed and proceeded to scream abuse at me, accuse me of cheating on him, slap me in the face and push me in a bush.. :s

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:14, archived)

hehe

another classic there. pushing into a bush, a stroke of genius....

(hazey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:25, archived)

well,

at least we can laugh about it now...

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:24, archived)

No means

a) No
b) Yes
c) I love you.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:58, archived)

How about

"On splitting up with your ex, do you:

a: Think "Oh well and get on with life"

b: Throw all the things you have that are his or he gave to you through his bedroom window without opening.

(james, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:00, archived)

Or...

You split up with your boyfriend. You never approved of his chemical daliances and decide that you are worried abouthim, post relationship. Do you:

a) Realise that he'll probably grow up, settle down and become sensible with time.

b) Phone his parents and express your concern.

Cow.

(james, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:17, archived)

Hahahahahahaha !

It's funny 'cause it's true and has almost happened to me twice.

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blah, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:21, archived)

Thank god I'd left home

so they couldn't ground me for a century.

(james, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:23, archived)

Ah...

... I haven't yet.. I'm I walking a dangerous tightrope. :)

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blah, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:27, archived)

Move out,

or develop an undiscoverable hiding place.

(james, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:30, archived)

I am moving out...

... but I'm trying to buy a half decent gaff.

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blah, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:32, archived)

No way!!!!

that is VERY close to the truth. mind you, I was right little monkey at the time...

(frithy, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:36, archived)

After a 1-night stand, do you

a) resolve never to do that again.
b) step out of the house whistling a jaunty tune, having finally got some.
c) find out her address and follow her to her parent's house, to declare undying love on their doorstep.
Yes, C did actually happen to me.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:00, archived)

I like that one

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Wifey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:05, archived)

hehe,

i like that one, most impressive work there. And i thought id had some fruity numbers in the past, thats a peach :)

(hazey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:10, archived)

what do you do

to them?

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isthisyou?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:15, archived)

None of those people

are me, by the way. Just thought I should make that clear.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:21, archived)

not yet

anyway!

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isthisyou?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:22, archived)

Not ever

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:29, archived)

yes,

sorry

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isthisyou?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:31, archived)

Quite alright.

Don't worry about it.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:38, archived)

well, I removed them from the house,

explained that I was prepared to be friends, and when they said "I can't be friends with you, I love you too much" I snapped and told them to piss off.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:51, archived)

You shouldn't be...

... so ridiculously desirable then should you :)

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blah, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:23, archived)

It's

a hard thing to live with.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:53, archived)

Your favourite popstar is in town:

Do you:

A) Try and get a ticket, if not never mind.

B) Camp outside the concert hall for 3 days and then burst into tears and try to kill yourself when he doesn't realise his destiny and fall in love with you at first site.

(james, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:02, archived)

Another

Upon your ex telling you things aren't working out, do you:

a) actually listen to what he's saying before storming off and making wild assumptions.

B) storm off

C) Tell him you're going to kill yourself, storm off, get pissed and coked up, throw his laptop out into the street while its pissing it down, and then make a series of wild assumptions and decide that the only reason he could have possibly done this to you wan't because you were a psycho hose beast, but because, obviously, he must still be in love with his girlfriend from 4 years ago.

Its obviously the third one isn't it?

God I know how to pick 'em...

(Slacker, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:11, archived)

Ah, Charlie,

the greatest aid to relationship rationality ever invented.

(james, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:27, archived)

ahhh yes

Cocaine,.. the Native American's gift to the white man for what he did to them.

(HoTWire, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:46, archived)

Circumstances force you to move

200 miles away from your most desired person who is engaged to be married and has outlined his disinterest in detail. 6 months later, he pops up on MSN messenger after accidentally unblocking the wrong person. Your response time is

a) Nothing - You do not respond. There is obviously no chance of a relationship.
b) 10 minutes, only after waiting to see if he will contact you.
c) 35 milliseconds or less - He obviously wants you and wants you badly.
d) 25 milliseconds by phone, hoping desperately that he hasn't changed his number again.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:08, archived)

Have you ever

A) had a court restraining order given to you.
B) Had the police called to you when you were only trying to talk.
C) Had the object of yourr affection emmigrate to the other side of the world?

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Wifey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:09, archived)

FHM did this

a few month ago - I think.

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blah, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:19, archived)

everything's been done before

fuck 'em.

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rob, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:23, archived)

You want me to find the...

.. issue and send ya the questions they did so you don't get your arse sued?

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blah, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:29, archived)

Thats it!

I knew i'd seen an "are you a bunny boiler" quiz somewhere else before!

(icedragon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:27, archived)

Do you think

Janine Butcher's suitor is being perfectly reasonable and can't understand why she doesn't want him?

(james, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:25, archived)

Hey, rob

it seems you have opened up a world of hurt for some b3tans here... Wel done - heheheh.

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helmetcream, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:29, archived)

I've got some cracking

blokes-are-gets stories if we want to start a new chain of pain....

(Amerella, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:36, archived)

Not really bunny boiling but...

a mate of mine's ex-girlfriend registered his name on FriendsReunited and wrote some nasty stuff in the details bit. She also stole his pic from his 'real' page and made a few changes. mmm. Doesn't sound that funny know I've written it down.

(Dont_Shoot!, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:37, archived)

Imagine, if you will

a sequence of images not centered to the stage in Flash. How would you center them all without going through every damn frame and doing it manually?

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Jay, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:36, archived)

set up a file the same size as the image

you are importing. That should center them all to that movie, then make all the frame a movieclip and then you can take where-ever you want.

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breel, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:40, archived)

thanks

I changed the stage size after importing them. Cheeeers, saved my sanity there you have.

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Jay, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:42, archived)

what a good imagination you have

that was just way beyond mine. Couldn't even dream of such a thing.

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pep, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:42, archived)

probably not much help now but...

before you import a sequence of images into flash double click the magnify button
and it will center the movie and then they should align.Flash MX allows
you to adjust multiple key frames at once (which is nice).

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santexo, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:44, archived)

there's a little button

just under the timeline (i thnk) that allwos you to select and edit multiple frames. Click this, select all the frames then blah blah blah

(mooncarrotpie, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:29, archived)

interface of evil.

HERE
may contain annoying siren noises that you cant stop.

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santexo, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:29, archived)

whats it supposed to do?

I wanted big white flashes and explosions and the opportunity to wipe out Sainsburys in camden. most disappointed.

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breel, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:37, archived)

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santexo, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:04, archived)

Ooh. Messy. But justified...

BTW thank you for the credit sir.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:16, archived)

Yay

thats more like it

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breel, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:22, archived)

That made me laugh very loudly.

The abort message. Class.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:41, archived)

didnt you have some involvement in that?

the abort countdown would have been good with, the TV programme countdown, countdown theme.

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breel, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:46, archived)

I just wrote the action script that counts down

from 24:00:00:00 in the bottom lefthand corner.
All by myself. And I'm not a programmer or anything. Woo!

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:48, archived)

nice one

I love it when I wirte code and it works – as I am by no means a coder.
yay for non-coders writing code.

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breel, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:53, archived)

Christ on a Bike

Santexo that is the best thing I have ever seen

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fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:43, archived)

er, what does it do?

it was just a pic of a missile, rotating slowly. does anything else happen?

(fluff, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:46, archived)

You need to press the Initiate Button

when it has loaded

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fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:48, archived)

aaaaah

no!

shouldn't press buttons, should never press buttons...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:57, archived)

They're all on the east of france because...

they're the far right.

ah ha hahaha hahah ahah

/coat

(jonomac, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:27, archived)

phallic golf trophy

may need potatoshopping

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buttercup, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:19, archived)

morning!

...

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isthisyou?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:20, archived)

third time!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:22, archived)

note to self:

(get coat)

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buttercup, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:24, archived)

Cal - you should get a coat anyway -

You know he went all winter with no coat?
Sheesh.

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pep, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:27, archived)

Pep - I was going to ask you

have you recently done something for virgin atlantic, or are they just ripping off your style?

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mrbrong, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:40, archived)

hmm - no I haven't

what does it look like? Can i ask them for a job do you think?

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pep, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:41, archived)

It's this

Unexciting link

I'd send a cease n' desist for the hell of it

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mrbrong, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:48, archived)

thats weird -

half the pages opened up with a you're timed out for this session tag on them, which is always useful - I think that might be something Neilson recommends. Time people out before they even open the page.
Much neater and tidier than anything I'd do I'm afraid - I'm slap dash as anything and I hate flash...

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pep, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:53, archived)

The illustrations looked familiar though

BTW, I like finding your illustrations in TheBusiness and telling my Dad I may or may not know the person who may or may not have done that.

I get that blank look that only parents can give.

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mrbrong, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:04, archived)

blimey - you've seen those things

I did for the FT?
YAAAAAYYYYYYY!
(my parents give me the same look, but over the phone)

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pep, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:25, archived)

no coat?

boys are dreadful. I left mine in the house all day and came back to find he had eaten nothing but jafffa cakes and was still hungry - this despite the TESCOS 5 minutes stroll away...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:44, archived)

Mmmmmm.

Jaffa Cakes. Yummmm.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:47, archived)

quick question

for the musical out there....what software do you use when creating/editing/slicing and cutting up your music?

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raw-edge, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:14, archived)

Sound Forge. But costs a bit of money...

Cool Edit is shareware and it's okay.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:16, archived)

Soundforge XP ain't too shabby, and not pricy either!

(qwerty, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:21, archived)

KaZaa!

Excuse me, just clearing my throat

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Spoon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:23, archived)

Cool Edit

is tops. I don't think it is shareware, but you should be able to find a copy somewhere...er...no don't do that, that's illegal.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:32, archived)

actually

I can't emphasise how great Cool Edit is. It has multitrack facilities as well as editing facilities which are way superior to Soundforge. Support is brilliant with a friendly and informative forum on the Syntrillium (who make it) website.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:41, archived)

thanks all....

...i shall see if i can get hands on demos before i buy cough cough

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raw-edge, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:53, archived)

i've got cool edit pro

not sure if its any different tho?

you wont get much better

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rockyrobin, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:16, archived)

Yes sorry

I meant Cool Edit Pro (1.2 not 2.0 - too buggy)

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:50, archived)

...

Sound Forge, Buzz Tracker, Acid Pro.

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nyarlathotep, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:54, archived)

I should count myself lucky...

... that I didn't find THIS int he woods this morning!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:04, archived)

Is that

David Gower?

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Spoon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:06, archived)

and beppe eastenders

(jonomac, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:25, archived)

Surely SiW and Joel

when they get a bit older...?

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pep, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:28, archived)

manlove

nowt wrong wi'it

ask the greeks

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isthisyou?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:19, archived)

Does anyone know why

the East and South of France voted Le Pen, and Central, North and West voted Chirac?

(james, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:58, archived)

Jesus fucking christ!

Is that real?

I'm going to hide in the cellar

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Spoon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:01, archived)

well

it's because they are a bunch of fucking nazi's I should imagine...

(HoTWire, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:03, archived)

Didn't we

chase them all out?

Mais non, les collaborateurs.

(james, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:05, archived)

Don't panic mr mainwaring

needs some dads army arrows adding, but I'm too lame to try..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:26, archived)

Yup.

If I remember my Frach politics correctly, they're all famers in the south and east, and it's a well known fact that farmers the world over are rightwing bastards. I speak from personal experience, having been shot at by several in my youth.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:06, archived)

That's true

I've been shot at by farmers too. Twice in fact.

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Wifey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:08, archived)

To be fair,

I probably invited it, as I had a bit of a habit of destroying their property for fun. But that's no reason to shoot me, is it?

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:09, archived)

Did you grow up

in East Anglia?

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Spoon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:10, archived)

Yorkshire.

Rural bit though. Nothing to do except set fire to hillsides and abandonned cars. Ace fun.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:13, archived)

Ahhh, yorkshire

Funnily enough that happens in the urban bits as well.

Well, in Bradford anyway

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Spoon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:14, archived)

True.

Less sheep though.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:17, archived)

Heh

Plenty of rats though

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Spoon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:18, archived)

Did you set fire to round bails?

And roll them down hills?

Is it a b3ta thing to be shot at by farmers? I was shot at in a pheasant pen.

(james, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:16, archived)

We burnt

about 3 acres of hillside once. But it was an accident, and it wasn't proper farmland, it was all bracken and junk and rocks. Felt a bit bad about that one...
Never burnt bales though.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:25, archived)

It's kind of satisfying,

but you have to keep up with them - deosn't look good if they roll through the village in flames with you running after it. Not that that ever happened to me.

We were once playing with matches in a barn, which burnt down a few hours later. Felt bad about that one. A few singed bails never hurt anyone, though.

(james, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:32, archived)

Actually, I tell a lie, we did burn bales.

Our local farmer used square bales. We used to use them to start fires with, but we burnt pallettes and stuff like that on top.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:38, archived)

It's a bit harsh

The first time I was only about 6 and was taking a short cut with my big sisters. We weren't even scrumping.

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Wifey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:11, archived)

I was about 9 and walking on

a public footpath with my 75 year old grandma. To be fair, he didn't really aim to kill us, just scare us shitless.
<voice of unreason>I hate farmers. Whingeing tory bastards.</unreason>

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:15, archived)

you never told me you were SHOT AT!!

Right, next time we go up there I'll find him (or his next of kin if necessary) and whup his right-wing foxhunting ARSE.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:17, archived)

I'm sure I told you that story.

He wasn't one of the foxhunting ones though. I think he just hated people in general.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:19, archived)

I don't CARE.

I'm going to FIND HIM, and then I'm going to HURT HIM.

You don't mess with MY tomsk and get away with it, all right?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:23, archived)

Always complaining

about having no money as they drive around in mercs and bmw's and living in big houses. And scaring little kids with their guns. Evil they are.

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Wifey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:19, archived)

The other time I was a student

and a crowd of us went camping in the Mourne Mountains. A farmers son who we met in a pub said we could camp on his land, but he negleted to tell his dad who thought we were some sort of terrorists using his land as a training camp. Oh how we all laughed when it was sorted out.

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Wifey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:23, archived)

Theres lots of farmers in normandy

They are a bit backward though, I don't think they have heard of nazis yet

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Spoon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:09, archived)

How can I reply to this

... logically without using the words "Nati" and "bastards"?

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blah, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:19, archived)

I suppose a simplistic way of looking at it

Is that all the areas that voted for the far right are on the borders and therefore are the areas where refugees travel through/settle, polarising the views of the people who live there. Or something. you know what I mean.

(qwerty, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:20, archived)

Something like that

I think those are all historically industrial areas. A lot of people were shipped up from the Mahgreb by the French governement to work in mines, factories etc, and the French made a lot of money out of them.

Then the factories closed, (sort of technically making them rural areas by default) and the people who worked in them (and their familes) got the blame for being poor.

LePen's policy (8 years ago at least) stemmed from the idea that if France had brought all these people over it could ship them back again. Despite the fact there are now three generations that are just as french as he is.

His sucess now has something to do with people allowing what they see on TV to dominate what they see through their own eyes. Although law n' order is a good ratings winnner, it does bugger about with democracy a lot.

Or something.

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mrbrong, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:37, archived)

my new entry!

When Becks Attacks,..

-David

(HoTWire, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:58, archived)

Or when

mmm beer.

(HelloTeeth, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:13, archived)

Self-fastening washable menstrual pad

You know you want it:
clicky

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:58, archived)

I use

Cherokee hair tampons

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Spoon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:03, archived)

really

the only way forward is that biodegradable "cup" thingie.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:18, archived)

For St George's Day

Found this for all you Americans who want to be british. It even does updates of Eastenders and Corronation Street. Fantastic.

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Wifey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:51, archived)

I love their front page banner:

We're taking back the empire by stealth through the medium of graphic design.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:59, archived)

Yes

Took me a while to figure out what was going on. Who says America has independance.

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Wifey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:09, archived)

probably been posted before

to all you net-savvy types. but it made me laugh so i dont care......hitler cat.

bes.ismennt.is/evropa/hitler_kisur.htm

(hazey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:49, archived)

See as said earlier

all cats are evil, except Dr Kitten.

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fastcar, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:51, archived)

b3ta EXCLUSIVE! New Will Young Promo...

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:49, archived)

About

time. He has been punishing too many of us for too long. Thank you.

(squeaks, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:53, archived)

I thought he couldn't get any worse

than Gareth's "Unchained Melody", but I think he's really outdone himself with the new one.
The record execs must be having a "Get the shittest song possible to #1" competiton or something.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:56, archived)

Just the

normal weekly challenge for them then....*corporate bleep...*

(squeaks, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:03, archived)

This one's in a whole

other league. Really. It defies description.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:08, archived)

I've just noticed

that the flames say 'Wooo'
Or is that just my imagination?

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Spoon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:55, archived)

They say

"Foooooooom!" cos that's what flamethrowers sound like. In my head. Possibly.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:57, archived)

the one in wolfenstein makes a sort of woooo noise.

Well, more like wuuuuueeeggh,

Fuck, typing sound effects is harded than it looks#

[edit] indeed, typing at all it seems

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Spoon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:00, archived)

well

done.

Have you booked the cottages yet?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:58, archived)

love the fire!!

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DaWolfey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:08, archived)

these new flipping wooyays are great

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isthisyou?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:30, archived)

Giant furtive discovered in 'Black and White'

No p/shop - actual screenshot:

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:44, archived)

hmm

looks like is up to some self abuse,...

(HoTWire, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:09, archived)

As the Board's Warrior for Goodness

(see below) I'd like to bring this to your collective attention: www.nspcc.org.uk/donate-4-free/donate-mainhome.asp

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:42, archived)

clicked

i did

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fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:47, archived)

Me too

More than once.

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Wifey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:55, archived)

too

(icedragon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:55, archived)

I can feel your goodness

shining out over the board.

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fastcar, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:48, archived)

top site

if you keep clicking, does it keep on making donations?

We could bankrupt microsoft this way...

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Spoon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:50, archived)

so many benefits

from a single click...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:06, archived)

Go on,

click like there's no problem.

Bankrupt Manpower cos they once didn't give me a job.

(james, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:51, archived)

I nealy missed the free donation clicky thing.

You could put an explanation in your post or something?
[edit]forget it, everyone else seems to understand. duuuuuh[/edit]

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:51, archived)

Brilliant

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Ted, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:00, archived)

Do we have a

Warrior for Evil?

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isthisyou?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:56, archived)

A whole army

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Spoon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:57, archived)

I thought that

was everyone else?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:05, archived)

No photoshop required...

"Cristie Kerr kisses the trophy she received forwinning the LPGA Longs Drugs Challenge at the Twelve Bridges Golf Club in Lincoln, Calif., Sunday, April 21, 2002. Kerr finished with a four-day total of 8-under-par 280. This was Kerr's first win on the LPGA tour."

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blah, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 9:39, archived)

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