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# Tell me if it isn't obvious enough
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Is that
a Goodfella's? Or did I miss the point =/
(Pablissimo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:08, archived)
# You missed the point
i point you in the direction of the filename.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:09, archived)
# You missed my
deliberate point missing then =/

I'll stop being so subtle in future, w/y on the food though.
(Pablissimo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:10, archived)
# Okay
i'll perform a subtlety search on all of your future messages from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:13, archived)
# Ta
Much obliged.
(Pablissimo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:18, archived)
# EEeeeep!!!
The Italian FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:10, archived)
# AAaaargh
The italian cuisine Fear!The italian cuisine Fear!The italian cuisine Fear!The italian cuisine Fear!The italian cuisine Fear!The italian cuisine Fear!The italian cuisine Fear!The italian cuisine Fear!The italian cuisine Fear!

Spongage too!
(kryptik, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:10, archived)
# As a vegetarian
this is double fearsome for me !
AARRRGGHH !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:13, archived)
# try being vegan then!
argh!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Pah. Alright. Here's something new. Crap. But new.
www.themanwhofellasleep.com/x/booty.jpg

MODEDIT: Naked bum turned to link.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:03, archived)
# I
read the words before seeing the bum, and thought it was going to be about turkeys
(flashman1234, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Are you on pills for your noives?
I do hope so.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:06, archived)
# Why can't I post a bum?
It's only a bum. It's not Hitler sodomising Anne Frank.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:07, archived)
# ack!
and eek!
(Mademoiselle BOO, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:08, archived)
# it still isn't
suitable for a work screen. Or if someone's parents walk past.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:09, archived)
# it's not about the subject matter
Any image that could be mistaken for porn at a casual glance should be a clicky. It's about keeping the board safe for looking at in the office. Hitler sodomising Anne Frank would be absolutely fine aslong as it doesn't actually look like porn.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:09, archived)
# anything that
could be mistaken for porn by your boss should be a link
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:10, archived)
# I thought it
was about pirate treasure.

Yarrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:08, archived)
# You said Turkeys? <repost!>
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:09, archived)
# hehhehehehhe
hehehhehehhehe
(Gothic.Ink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:10, archived)
# that is shockingly similar to a Human Descent shop this morning :)
Which I added Kelis' face to
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:12, archived)
# Nice addition.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:13, archived)
# What not to buy animals #8
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:03, archived)
# aw
its sad because they do sometimes feed them that.
but good pic.
(Mademoiselle BOO, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:05, archived)
# erm
sometimes?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Yup
that's where BSE came from.
(kryptik, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:08, archived)
# ha ha ha !
this series is as great as eclectech's one about animal dreams !
Woo !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:07, archived)
# moo
hay
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Hi
larious!!

that could also work for a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:09, archived)
#

Airfix?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:11, archived)
#

what?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:17, archived)
# could also work for a rat.
well, a McD's burger anyhoo.
(Mademoiselle BOO, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:11, archived)
# noooooooooooo
cows eat chips, everyone knows that!
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:58, archived)
# and party every day
yup.
(Mademoiselle BOO, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Are they on an asteroid?
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:03, archived)
# or a hemorrhoid?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:07, archived)
# hoola houpla for peace !



evening all !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:52, archived)
# You missed an appendage to twirl yet another hoop from!
For shame.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:53, archived)
# clever
dick?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:08, archived)
# Spongla!
Houpong!
(Teh Other Bob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:54, archived)
# woo, that's cool
you statue-obsessed loon :)

how good is the front page right now?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:54, archived)
# I can't believe this one has been frontpaged ...
thanks magic donkey :)

Hello Mr Z.
I think I haven't seen any of your productions lately ... what's happening ?
Am I just missing your posts or are you really low producing at the mo ?
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:00, archived)
# salut, ca va? :)
i've done absolutely fuck all recently - life's been kinda hectic the past couple of months, and i can't be arsed hummusing right now. just sticking to enjoying everyone else's wonderful creations for a while :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Recharging batteries eh ?
I think sometimes I should do the same instead of posting shite picts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:08, archived)
# pfffft
less of the shite!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:12, archived)
# I say
No, I don't care if you can go wrong with a spong, I say you can't, and I will not be drawn into an argument over this
(kryptik, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:55, archived)
# i havent posted in a week!!
nice spongage!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! JayIrwin, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:56, archived)
# where's
the fez?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Here

Sorry oCo.
Quick+dirty
(kryptik, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Loverly Pic!
Houplar! Yay! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:58, archived)
# hurrah for that !
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:02, archived)
# very cool
likey lotsey
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:05, archived)
# very nice
have one of these:
(I helped save b3ta! Fergburger, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:12, archived)
# there's something odd
about your host. everytime you use that wooyay I get a warning about cookies from Opera
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:18, archived)
# don't know
why that is, sorry. shall i take it down?
(I helped save b3ta! Fergburger, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:22, archived)
# I don't know what's going on really.
the error is connected to this, but why a gif would try and set a cookie I don't know... I'm using an old version of opera though, so maybe it's just me.

If a site in a national domain tries to set a cookie, Opera will, for security reasons, perform a DNS lookup to find the IP address of the target domain. This is done to verify the validity of the cookie, and if no IP address exists, Opera will refuse the cookie. Should you encounter this, you might want to ask the site's Web master to create an IP address for the domain specified in the cookie.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:27, archived)
# same for me
(Opera 6.05)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Some cute charters
*click*
I think I should make cartoon out of those. Anyone got idea for name of those creatures?

(is this thread wasting?)
(tamakinoonasxanxin, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:51, archived)
# burtleheads
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:51, archived)
# If you click quickly between the eyelashes and the glasses ones it looks a bit like Clockwork Orange.
Also is pep about anywhere? I've got something to show her
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:54, archived)
# Strange?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:55, archived)
# more names!
^_^

please.
(tamakinoonasxanxin, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:59, archived)
# Cuntbubble?
Twangmumbler
Gibbetlicker
Felchfrump

If you use any of these, I will expect a cut of the proceeds.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:05, archived)
# troubling, no?
MODEDIT: NSFW
(treeface, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:43, archived)
# hey
I got that DVD!

err, I heard of it...
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Directed for wankers
by a wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:44, archived)
# thats rather
disturbing
(nympho_maniac_with_scissors_and_epilepsy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:45, archived)
# oh no...
Bjorn and Jamie Oliver? I think I am going to be sick...
(no reflection on the art work mind ;0)
(Gothic.Ink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:45, archived)
# it's an odd copy
the original girls don't have black rectangles glued to their knockers, would be quite in the way I presume.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Thinking of contest ideas
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:41, archived)
# eeep!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Hmp
Figures.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:43, archived)
# woo!
that is really great. lmao
(nympho_maniac_with_scissors_and_epilepsy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:43, archived)
# suddenly
it all makes sense...
(Mademoiselle BOO, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Woo!
Yay for transexual popstars!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:45, archived)
# indeed

reeeeposht
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:47, archived)
# I'd thought of that too
I think I think about it too much...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:50, archived)
# The sad thing is...
...is when transsexuals have the chop, they lose SO many punters.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:51, archived)
# NOOOOOOOO
NOT AGAIN!!!!

edit: i just had to get rid of that pic, its too fucking scary
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:50, archived)
# yes
and also this: b3ta.com/board/1173793
(Mademoiselle BOO, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:54, archived)
# now that
is fucking worrying.

who the hell is it?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:57, archived)
# that is secret
I shall take to my grave. quite possibly. maybe.
(Mademoiselle BOO, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:58, archived)
# is it
your lover?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:01, archived)
# of course not.
far too young.
(Mademoiselle BOO, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:02, archived)
# avril
does anyone else see a resemblance with advil latrine and the 80's cartoon character batfink?




am i alone on this one?
(thestonefox, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:48, archived)
# not really seeing it
but yay for reminding me of batfink.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:50, archived)
# u must see the resembelance here
Ming the merciless and 2 pac



(thestonefox, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:53, archived)
# Ming can carry off an extended neck frill....
...Tupac would look a right fool, if he weren't dead as a dodo.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:57, archived)
# I think...
its that odd mouth...
(Gothic.Ink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 19:11, archived)
# Yes.
But Batfink's chin is stronger.

And I don't think Avril would have the taste and presence of mind to live in a split level cave.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:50, archived)
# um.....
ooh look! Tumbleweed.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:51, archived)
# bint / bat....
?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Another tear-jerker


(I never realised how sad the actual song is until I read the lyrics)
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:39, archived)
# Ah Threep...your simplicity moves me deeply
(Gothic.Ink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:41, archived)
# fruit? his daughter was a fruit?
i'm going to be singing that for ages now, even though i'm going to sing half the lines as tra la la, la la la lay.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:41, archived)
# geek pride
The c-64 group I am doing stuff for won the
intro compo for beastie boys.
www.beastieboys.com/av/
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:35, archived)
# where's the logo?
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:36, archived)
# there
www.padua.org/htdocs/releases.php?id=62
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:37, archived)
# Huzzah
What do you win?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:40, archived)
# good question
they may release a vinyl with the SID soundtrack on it.

It was just a good feeling to win against loads
of flash and movie bits.

The second place might have won easier if he hadn't chosen WMV as the format, a lot of people couldn't watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:41, archived)
# have you sidded up a beastie boys tune?
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:42, archived)
# vip has
afair I didn't do fuck-all for this release, gotta check though. Just download it, get a commodore 64 emulator and check it.

Emulator:
viceteam.bei.t-online.de/
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:44, archived)
# yes
I demand proof
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:37, archived)
# What the heck...it's old, but I like it.
You can also check out the lovely films here - www.themanwhofellasleep.com/films.html
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:34, archived)
# you can buy lovely skateboards
here - www.skateshopuk.com

/anti-advertising
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Oh. I'm sorry.
I am entirely non-profit.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:36, archived)
# damnit!
that means i have to let you off!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:38, archived)
# and see lots of little pixel people - and then press f5 and see the wonders of randomness
here - paintmash
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:39, archived)
# have you posted that on popbitch too?
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:35, archived)
# No. I never post stuff like that on Popbitch.
They always tell me to 'fuck off to B3ta' and when I come here, they mock me for my Popbitch roots. And then my mum joins in and tells me that all my bad qualities came from my dad, and that she's ashamed of me. Oh, I'm so tired.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:38, archived)
# it's a bit like being from the Midlands isn't it?
Neither the North or the South want you as thier own.
(er.. no offence like. I'm sure you're lovely.)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:39, archived)
# i think anyone north of my house
is just plain wrong!

just kidding, dont take it personally, you northern monkeys...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:41, archived)
# do you live
at the north pole?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:42, archived)
# What happens if you flush the toilet at the north pole? Does it spin clockwise or anticlockwise?
Answer: Neither, it just freezes.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:46, archived)
# no
just north of london....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:48, archived)
# hehehehehehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Uh oh
I think he's falling asleep.

/lame
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Too Obvious ??
(Just Blue, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:29, archived)
# ARGH!
KILL IT!!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:32, archived)
# is that
a cheeseburger in her hand?
(Gothic.Ink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:43, archived)
# HamsterSpotting


Stupid Hamsters
(thestonefox, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:25, archived)
# ...
I wonder how many times that poster has been parodied...
(1, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:27, archived)
# hmm
im gonna go out on a limb and say 4?

am i right? what do i win?
(thestonefox, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:28, archived)
# take that number
double it, divide it by pi, square root, to the power of 11, and take away the first number you thought of

that might be somewhat closer


or not....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:29, archived)
# <calculates>
3.8? so if i round up then its 4?

wow i was right!
(thestonefox, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:34, archived)
# fuck off
it cant be 4!!!!!

edit: i was right, it cant be 4....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:35, archived)
# by my calculations
that would be 273.502961664393553362670653081165

*edit* hmm...second time results in 0.260501394619811004783974952585943
(cheeseballs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:34, archived)
# so......
4 is pretty close then?
(thestonefox, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:36, archived)
# its a bit sad
but i get 166.87189215774125225081648475604
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:37, archived)
# how much of pi did you divide by?
i just used 3.14
(cheeseballs, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:37, archived)
# do you not have
a π button on your calculator?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:47, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
ð π
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:49, archived)
# so do i
we're right. yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:45, archived)
# no no no no
its 4, im pretty sure of it
(thestonefox, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:50, archived)
# more times
than i could bear to count!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:28, archived)
# Approximately
420,032.5 I think
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:29, archived)
# that is fucking grrreat
made me laugh, i like hamsters
(Mademoiselle BOO, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:28, archived)
# you should have included your web URL
in a big font.
(the original woodsman, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:29, archived)
# dont be silly
no one does that anymore!



www.yourallgay.co.uk


.

(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:30, archived)
# coming soon...
... a rival to the mightly dot com version?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:31, archived)
# not really
just some more of my pointless web shite.
perhaps an improved hummus donation system, and some other b3ta related insanity

edit: woo! im nearly up to my 1000th post, id better start making my milestone post...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:33, archived)
# your all gay / co uk
is a nice rhyme tho.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:34, archived)
# hehe
i s'pose it is!

perhaps i could commission the more lyrically blessed members of the board to write a song for it!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:37, archived)
# It's YOUR ALL GAY!
Dot CO dot UK!
But I know ya don't care
Any-WAY!
(Teh Other Bob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:58, archived)
# tits
why didnt i think of doing that!
(thestonefox, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:34, archived)
# The best one I saw was a Nun version it should be in the Nun competition.
also, guide horses for the blind www.guidehorse.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:30, archived)
# why does that site
have braille underneath the site's banner?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:31, archived)
# so you can print it out on a braille printer
i'd imagine. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:32, archived)
# for the blind,
I thought that'd be fairly obvious really.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Blindingly obvious
I would have thought
/shameful pun
(kryptik, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:51, archived)
# fookin
grand that is
(Ampersand, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:31, archived)
# Have this
(kryptik, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Just because it is...
(Gothic.Ink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:25, archived)
# lemme guess
kai's power tools or eye candy?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:50, archived)
# What not to buy animals #7
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:22, archived)
# you are a fucking woosome loon!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:23, archived)
# Hahaha
These are cute!

(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:23, archived)
# that's great
the eye positions really make it work too

BTW, do you know you're on 99 FPs?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:23, archived)
# wow! thats 90% more than me
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:29, archived)
# 890%
surely, or koit would have 19
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Sorry
was off eating some steak.

Aye, 1 more until the magic 100
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:46, archived)
# truly
excellent...
(Gothic.Ink, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:24, archived)
# you
loon!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:27, archived)
# i bought one for my chameleon
now i dont know if i can return it tho.
(Mademoiselle BOO, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:27, archived)
# This whole series is great.
Supoib
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry] .


(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:21, archived)
# aren't they smoking crack?
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:22, archived)
# .
www.time.com/time/asia/news/magazine/0,9754,184049,00.html
/redemption

/right so-and-so
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:23, archived)
# redemption
/pedant
EDIT: I feel like a prat for doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:24, archived)
# you're bored
tired, lonely, frustrated. s'ok. peace.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:29, archived)
# I'm not sure
where you can get one. You could try here?
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Michael Jackson
never molested children



it was Bubbles all along...
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:18, archived)
# I love the dog
in the back. yay to you.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:45, archived)
# yay!
a reply
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:57, archived)
# ive had this two days in a row do you think its a virus?
i task closed it every time as im scared it might do sumit



sorry for threadwaste
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:17, archived)
# it looks like
the kind of thing which is trying to install a dialer or somesuch on your machine. Download and run adaware, if you haven't already.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:19, archived)
# no
its windows network messenger. its used for administrative wornings and notifications.

go to control panel and remove it (add/remove programs > windows components)

or just turn on your firewall.

if you want to send one back, go to the command prompt and type

NET SEND [ip address] [message]
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:21, archived)
# I never knew that
that's really handy info. Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:22, archived)
# windows XP
has an ip-number based messenger service, that's not yet really in use, except by some spammers...

they send it out in random... probably no virus (though it never hurts to check...)
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:19, archived)
# ok cheers... im on xp
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:20, archived)
# You can also stop them
with a pop-up blocker. I tried to turn the message thing off, but they kept coming. They now get blocked with the pop up stopper thingamajobbie I installed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:31, archived)
# ah, an XP thing
hence my total ignorance.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:20, archived)
# even so
running adaware is still not a bad thing...
But yes, this as everyone else has noted this isn't a spyware thing...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:25, archived)
# not just xp
it's been in windows since 3.x i think
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:21, archived)
# I conker
.
(Divvy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:22, archived)
# i only got those messages
since i installed xp a month ago,

before that, on 98, 95 and 3.x... never.
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:22, archived)
# I've never had them
on 98se or 2000. And I can't find the system in my control panel either.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:24, archived)
# prior to XP
they worked over netbios rather than IP if I remember correctly, so they would only work on local networks (netbios is nonroutable I think)

Now that the messenger service uses IP these messages are routable and can now be sent all over the world on the intermaweb!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:27, archived)
# I get them
on windows 2000. Might be post SP2 they started appearing.

[Edit] Netbios is routable if ran over a routable protocol (like IP). Netbios over Netbeui is non-routable. Yadda yadda. /geek
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:30, archived)
# Good
point.

You sir have outgeeked me. You win my undying spiderplant.
Where should i deliver the plague of breeding monsters which is currently taking over my livingroom?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:36, archived)
# i suppose
disabling netbios over tcpip for the internet connection could work too? i've never seen it suggested for this though
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:31, archived)
# ooh!
that's a point, that might work... If I was at all worried/effected by this plague of popups myself I might be tempted to try.

Or I could go home and drink beer and eat pie and chips.

You decide....
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:34, archived)
# i wouldn't
try to disable the messenger service, but it should be there in the services control panel for 2000/xp (control panel\administrative tools\services)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:30, archived)
# I would
as that's exactly what I did.

Got enough gack on this PC without having MS chuck shit like that on aswell
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:40, archived)
# fair enough
i wouldn't cos some programs use it and expect it to be running, but each to their own :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:42, archived)
# no
it is just that you don't have a firewall. the messenger service is part of windows that can display messages on you computer. people can broadcast them over the net, and if you don't have a firewall it will pick it up and display it.

if you have xp, enable the in built firewall, else use zonealarm or somesuch.
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:20, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:21, archived)
# £1.50 per minute...bargain.
Why not phone it? You may ALREADY be a winner!?!?
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:21, archived)
# Click on it
then call the number over and over again.

;)
(Divvy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:21, archived)
# That's
a lovely service that Administrators can use to alert users of things. Unfortunately any cunt can broadcast to it.

Goto control panel, administrative tools, service and disable the messenger service. Might also want to set it to manual instead of automatic startup.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:22, archived)
# i use messenge will it still work?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:23, archived)
# Yes, it will
I use MS Messenger. This is nothing to do with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:27, archived)
# you on pipex?
i just got the same message spookily enough..

my favourite i got recently was 'Windows has deteced the messenger services is enabled and your computer is vulnerable to hundreds of pop-ups like this everyday..' hehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:28, archived)
# The Jelly Springer Show


Come along and watch the first episode of the jelly springer show!!
(thestonefox, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 18:17, archived)

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