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i was looking for a copy of the font delta-ray when i stumble accross this top french font site... fonts by the bucket load.. [yummy]

oops linky

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hal9000 sme, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:08, archived)

where

the link? i like lots of fonts ofr my job, pweese tell me...... oh go on....

(hazey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:10, archived)

cheers mucho....

i shall go and investigate.

(hazey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:13, archived)

woooowww....

that is font mayhem, cheers for that, much appreciated..... :)

(hazey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:23, archived)

no worries...

was quite excited myself.. and if you are crap at french there an'english' button on the top right

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hal9000 sme, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:28, archived)

Can someone do something silly to this

would be appreciated muchly...

(Slacker, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:04, archived)

a little white box with a red cross in it?

ok, will see what i can do...

(icedragon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:06, archived)

fuckpants

How come I can see it then?

(Slacker, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:07, archived)

you need to make sure

that your community is available to everyone, not just members

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Spoon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:10, archived)

aha

Very good point, just noticed that.... is it there now?

(Slacker, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:11, archived)

yup

works now.
but i dont think this needs potatoshopping

(icedragon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:11, archived)

[edit]

spooky double yupness

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Spoon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:12, archived)

arrrgh

everytime i refresh the page your pic asks me to log into msn communitiys

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hal9000 sme, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:10, archived)

It's fine as it is

surely?

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:11, archived)

I don't know...

I just thought it was missing that something little......extra...

(Slacker, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:16, archived)

daddy

(Al Terego, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:19, archived)

I can see it

But I have a headache, and no graphics tablet at work. Hope this suffices for the time being.

(Glis, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:28, archived)

Haha!

Its like he's sucking a glass penis!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:31, archived)

It might look that way

But I know for a fact that inside the mouth is a glass trophy buffing and cleaning machine powered by hundreds of little gerbils covered in Windolene.

I bought one from Argos just the other day myself. Brings up the trophy I got in the shape of a huge pair of globular breasts a treat.

(Glis, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:40, archived)

LOL

I like the way I'm looking so surprised!!!

Whose hands are those though?

(Slacker, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:40, archived)

pesky bleeders!

(hoog)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:38, archived)

Woo!

They'd really, really get on my tits.

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crab_bloke), Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)

hehe

cool, but 3 go in and only 2 come out. hmmmm.

(crazymum, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)

If you watch it for long enough

his head explodes due to excessive penguin pressure.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:47, archived)

That picture of me

Was so awful in the first place that I'm quite glad I have now been shown regurgitating penguins and sucking glass phallices....

(Slacker, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:49, archived)

Ok this is a repost but...

...the last time I posted it it was burried away at 2am the night of the party so the board was a bit quiet...
Anyway I made this! My first game in flash ever and I'm quite pleased with it... (can you tell) [edited with right URL cheers ice!]

(BOON ARMY Cadet Professional Lurker, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:01, archived)

doesnt work mate

you may want to try this instead

(icedragon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:04, archived)

I can't get it to work

what am I missing out on?

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rob, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:09, archived)

its like a space invaders type of game

except instead of a ship against aliens its a spongebob squarepants lookalike against cheese graters

(icedragon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:14, archived)

Dancing cheese game...

...I made it for the website I do but they didn't want it cos the music was a wee bit copyrighted... (ungreatfull buggers)

(BOON ARMY Cadet Professional Lurker, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:15, archived)

No!

I lost interest after I clicked the first link and was disappointed.

Although, I didn't find time to type this.

Strange.

Someone find me a new job, I'm a programming monkey (web/application/system) who comes free with sys admin skills.

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blah, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:10, archived)

your game is fundamentally flawed ...

its more fun to watch the cheese DIE than save it

maybe you should change it so the cheese is evil and you are trying to get it killed by deliberatly pushing it into the graters and its fighting back against you
every time it hits one, it screams a lot and it gets a bit smaller and so harder to grab

or something

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DaWolfey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:17, archived)

Found a "cheat mode".

Resize the browser to super widescreen format, and you can put mr. cheesetwat outside the range of the graters, thus:

Woo! Instant big points to the person who can wait the longest...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:30, archived)

hey *giggle* look what i just found *giggle*

it's like shes licking some *giggle* enormous glass cock! *giggle*
/satire

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DaWolfey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:57, archived)

giggle

*yawn* bored of this now.

[edit]...didnt read the satire comment at the bottom, boy do i feel stupid now![/edit]

(icedragon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:59, archived)

yes

and someone else posted it here already, and I've since emailed it to friends. expect it to pop up frequently in the near future. it's great, but I think it's the biggest thing since kittens fleeing godsent domokun.

(edit) oh yeah. I didn't catch that either. wanna have a stupid contest?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:00, archived)

*giggle*

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Craymen, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:13, archived)

.....

My kinda gal!

(Jamsie, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)

ROFLMAO

CLASSIC!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:59, archived)

Glad you like it

but i have to ask, is natcho as hot in real life as she is in the pics? hamina hamina!

(Jamsie, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:10, archived)

that is my

cross-eyed chick you are talking about.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:56, archived)

then..

Oop, no offence intended. verry luck man that u are.

(Jamsie, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:59, archived)

after part III...

...everything just seemed to go downhill for doc emmet brown.

(dr. ets, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:53, archived)

Can anyone point me in the direction of

A) A free gif creator (NOT shareware)

B) A picture of the twin towers collapsing with people running away

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:52, archived)

why

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isthisyou?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:54, archived)

Potential

Hilarity

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)

<irony>

...

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isthisyou?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:23, archived)

new drinking habit

nasty tasting cocktails

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raw-edge, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:50, archived)

Nasty tasting cocktails #2

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:01, archived)

Mmmmmm

Spicy!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:12, archived)

The idea seemed a lot funnier...

Playing Defender over Burnley

And its 90K so I've probably pissed everyone off as well.

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armitage shanks, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:49, archived)

I was wrong

It is in fact very funny.

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armitage shanks, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:50, archived)

'tis

very nicely done.
Just need a phallic glass trophy methinks.

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pep, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:04, archived)

Bah -

90k is nothing. Very funny.

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helmetcream, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:19, archived)

That's awesome...

I mean 'woo'
I can watch it for hours....and have....

(Dont_Shoot!, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:16, archived)

Glass blower?????

See thru fellatio:-

From here

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Watty, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:48, archived)

Stike four(?)

and counting.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:50, archived)

how's that

for synchronised posting?
Same time and everything...

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:53, archived)

Great minds etc.

BTW re: Friday party converations...
I do love your stuff. I looked in your profile. All old faves. V. good.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)

tis nothing...

.. especially compared to my Fark work.
;o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:58, archived)

I shall have to investigate further

then...

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:00, archived)

It won't be easy!

Fark having no 'best of' in the profiles and me having no formal collection of the fuggers. Good luck!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:02, archived)

Yeah. Just figured that out.

Ho hum.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:09, archived)

oh well

here's one, just to cheer you up:

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:16, archived)

Hoorah!

Funny... Yay!

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:27, archived)

that's 4 times now

isn't it?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:50, archived)

too busy to check older posts....

I'll get me coat!

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Watty, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:51, archived)

yeah..

Dont worry, i bitch slapped him for it..

(Jamsie, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:52, archived)

even domo kun is no match for the evil miffy

(icedragon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:43, archived)

woo

that was my 300th post!

(icedragon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:45, archived)

:-)

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rosey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:47, archived)

couldn't really be bothered to finish it...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:39, archived)

i find that

extremely satisfying. mmm

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:41, archived)

Everyone loves a good fisting :)

...

(Mutt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:24, archived)

it it just me...

or is that Spider from corrie??

(Jamsie, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:38, archived)

its just you

sorry

(the original woodsman, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:39, archived)

I've checked

and it's definitely NOT JamsieL !

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Watty, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:43, archived)

aghh! theres a tooltip stuck to his head

get it off!! get it off!!

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DaWolfey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)

refers to and image lower down the page

but I really needed to check out photoshop 7..and it's my first ani gif for b3ta

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Darkedge, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:37, archived)

There you are.

I guessed that would happen, woo!!

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:59, archived)

I need an outfit like this

for the next b3ta party....

(Slacker, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:37, archived)

Let's see what Miffy thinks of that outfit..

Oh Miffy what a mess!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)

My b/f keeps trying to get me

to buy an outfit like the final level baddie in Tekken Tag, the girl with a wolf attached.

If anyone knows what I'm talking about they'll know why this is so ridiculous.

(Amerella, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:45, archived)

very...

but at the same time...

(runs away to toilet)

(Jamsie, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)

but where would one buy such a thing?

I'd completely agree otherwise. Assuming it had handy zippers or something :)

(Amerella, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:48, archived)

the fact

that I'm male makes it all the more shocking...

What has miffy been eating to make her spew go black?

(Slacker, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:52, archived)

Black pudding?

I don't know, I just thought black vomit had a sinister quality about it :)

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:55, archived)

Wouldn't you rather have one

of these? (From my mate's fancy dress shop)

BTW Rob, did you get my mail?

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Stella_R_Twa, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:54, archived)

So that's where

Hedley works

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Spoon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)

My ass on the interweb at last

Saggy but not very loose at the seams (yet)
My mum would be proud.

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chimpy, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:37, archived)

oh it was

*YOUR* arse... I'd been wondering.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:44, archived)

Not it's ideal

internet debut.
It needs therapy now.

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chimpy, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:49, archived)

B3ta Party

looks like it was fun.

Can we have the next one in Aberdeen?

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Watty, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:36, archived)

Good idea....

(jamsie shouts across the desk)

(Jamsie, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:40, archived)

You'd all

be very welcome in Dublin - just like those British stag parties that come over. Classy.

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helmetcream, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:40, archived)

you're in Dublin?

well i never knew that.

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pep, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:44, archived)

I am in Dublin. Today Dublin...

...smells.

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helmetcream, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:24, archived)

B3ta party

I couldn't make it, but if I had there would have been none of this

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bazman, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:33, archived)

Why

does the woman on the left have the elastic anchored to her right breast?

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Watty, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:41, archived)

it's on the beer bottle

oh the filthy minds some have

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bazman, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:43, archived)

I did wonder

when the beer bottle didn't fall over when pinged.

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Watty, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:44, archived)

cos it's

glued to the table with kitten phlegm of course.

it's obvious

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bazman, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:48, archived)

chinchillakillerkiddiecar

(shiftClick shifts it., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:31, archived)

hahaha

thats superb

(mentalist, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:34, archived)

very much

(shiftClick shifts it., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:37, archived)

Yes.

I like that a lot too.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:47, archived)

That is

superb!

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MartinH, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:49, archived)

shit I just dribbled

I laughed so much.

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breel, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 14:50, archived)

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