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[challenge entry] Free Autism with every jab!!
(snitchell, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Youse going to the warm place
Have a woo yay as well.
(Angelblood, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:48, archived)
# oof
I did work experience for the people who developed the MMR vaccine when I was an ickle teenager.
I rearranged their whole filing system.
Coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)
# yes.








unless you are pure evil...
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)
# *innocent whistling*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Some of the controls on the Enterprise were
more obvious than others ...

but after showing this to a friend, I'm not so sure!
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Ah, took me a second or two
Very good.

'Fourth gear Mr.Data - Engage!'
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Star trekkin across the universe
only going forward coz we can't find rever...

Shit it's there...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Well I got it
Sehr gut.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)
# have you been playing enemy territory?
(I helped save b3ta! Muzz, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:50, archived)
# ha ha ha!
/german accent...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)
# I have!
we need an engineer!
/geek
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Nein
The install corrupted after 4 hours and 215 meg downloaded. Couldn't bring myself to get another copy...
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)
# oh do it
it is so worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)
# get with the future!
broadband....mmmmm

email me via my band website and I can send you a disk..in my profile
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)
# smells like
*sniff*

SCIFFY!

wyh.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I get it, and I'm not a trekkie. Maybe that's the point.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)
# damnit I am trying really hard but I just....
...cant'....
..*grunts* ..
..get it...
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)
# just get your brain in gear ...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)
# thats
woosome
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)
# took me a moment
but that's fab!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Ahhh,
I see what you've done there.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:50, archived)
# haha
took a second
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Eubank wanted a statue of himself on top of the plinth
(buboboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:47, archived)
# geniarse
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Arf!
slpeech inplediments are flunny
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Hahahah
good ol' cwith

:)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)
# houpla!
thath the betht ithe theen all day
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)
# I'm struggling!

click for larger ladies
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ambiguous, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Mmmm.
Ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Bungle was Crips, Zippy was Bloods now it was time for war....
(Alienboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:45, archived)
# I think someone has popped a cap
in your punctuation :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Police treating death of man whose remains were found in a suitcase as "suspicious"
you cannae beat the Beeb

from the lovely people at NTK
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:45, archived)
# It's all too easy
to lock yourself into one of those suitcases. and tip yourself in a river whilst struggling to get out.
C'mon, we've all done it.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:47, archived)
# That's what I'm doing right now.
Thank good for wireless internet access.








Oh, could someone call my wife please. Tell her it's the large brown leather suitcase currently passing tower bridge. cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)
# HAHAHA
What do you mean - he could have got in the suitcase and then cut himself up - simple really, you just have to think it through.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:48, archived)
# The sympathy from the council is outstanding..
Quote-

"Local councillor Gordon Munro said: "I'm shocked and horrified that this happened within Leith.

"I don't think it will affect the Leith area with regards to its resurgence."
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:48, archived)
# frankly
i'm a bit intrigted by the Dr. Kelly death vertict now that it's been made public that he had four ECG pads on his body...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3115243.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I reckon the badgers
bumped him off
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:52, archived)
# I bet
it took the cops all day and a lot of crayons and pieces of paper to work out thats suspicious.

God help them if it turns out to be murder* (in a taggart voice)
(internalprimate, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Sharks...

...will they ever learn??
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:43, archived)
# that is great
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Ooo, that is lovely!
But I am going away now. Have a lovely weekend everyone, drink lots of beer.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:46, archived)
# you too
have muchos funnos
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Top darts.
We like that. More please!
WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Uber
Shiny!
(Angelblood, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:47, archived)
# tis
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)
# zehr
gut!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)
# and this


for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Blimey
That's a bit spooky but good.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:40, archived)
# ARGH!
Thats brill :)
(Angelblood, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Eeek
Thats the stuff of nightmares!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:40, archived)
# what I look like
today
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Are you not still
holding on to a hero?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:43, archived)
# meep
No... I was corrupted by b3tans last night, then suffered from insomnia and my "hero" has wangled the afternoon off. There is also a man drilling holes in the wall 10 metres away from me
/grumble
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:46, archived)
# that is ace
well scary and ace
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!
Run, run for your lives! AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!

*jumps through window*
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Plinth
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:38, archived)
# I knew someone would break
eventually

right, do the fear and shark then we can relax again.

edit - it's still woo-ful
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Its
a repost from about 9 months ago actually.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:40, archived)
# XD
chrono mind piss
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] _
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:37, archived)
# you know
I think thats possibly the worse thing I have ever seen on here.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:40, archived)
# and you've seen many terrible things
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Indeed,
you've met my brother.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:43, archived)
# *shudders*
psst pooters has skanked off work, the jammy get. I think we're alone now

/tiffany
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I
thank you
; )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:42, archived)
# ...
...lol *triple-somer-saults-straight-to-hell*
(C_R_O_W_E, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Aaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)
# these are fantastic
amazing what you can do with a plinth
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:38, archived)
# A famous man once said
"Give me a big enough plinth and I will move the Earth"
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Plato wasn't it
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:39, archived)
# What has
Mickey Mouse's dog got to do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Lever and a place to stand, akshuly.
/pendant
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:42, archived)
# woo!
that am ace!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:38, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay!
that would make London SO much better!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:39, archived)
# arf
(ivor_the_engine, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:39, archived)
# hoo-
RAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:40, archived)
# yay
be-doyng-g-g-g
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Remember kids: Read the small print.
(Angelblood, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)
# disclaimer
WARNING! Do not put on while hook still inside
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:38, archived)
# *
unless your name is Kitteny Berk

;P
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:40, archived)
# male cats
have sharp painful hooks down there
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:42, archived)
# You - Out!

Based on a joke posted yesterday. Probably been done before
Speed seems to change dramatically between browsers - fine on IE, but slow on Opera
(suppertime, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Your Bard?
Your bard what?

Woo for the gag!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)
# didn't some fat bloke
tell that on a show on the Paramount comedy channel?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)
# It's an old Peter Kaye gag.
But I suspect it's been done before, like the Bob Marley one.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:41, archived)
# It's been around
for a long long time.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Eye
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] It seemed like a good deal
at the time

click for huge savings
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:34, archived)
# There's a space waiting for you
down below.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)
# in
Monkeon's post?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:37, archived)
# 20% off...
Is that so?

w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:37, archived)
# the new trafalgar square sculpture...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)
# hahahahah
hahahahaha!

Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)
# very
good
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:34, archived)
# wow
the next day the pigeons are in EXACTLY the same spot - cool
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:34, archived)
# woo!
and when it was sunny, it would incinerate tourists!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Yay! That'd make Trafalgar square so much more interesting.
Now all they need are monkeys and whores.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:37, archived)
# hehehe
send it in!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Plinth of Darkness

sorry...
(darkwavepunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] we're all going on a ..... summer holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)
# put it in the compo
the preview buttons messes it up

:D
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)
# ta
always forget that bit
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:35, archived)

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