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# The lads.,,
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:00, archived)
# Water beatles?
huh?
eh?

errrrr
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Ah.....
Liverpool....

That's it. I'm off like a dirty shirt.

See ya'll.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:04, archived)
# oh dearie me
that's quite some punnage!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:09, archived)
# I
am off to bed now.

Goodnight.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:03, archived)
# night night
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:05, archived)
# get well soonish.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:06, archived)
# My first (hamster) pirate! Yarr!!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Yarrr!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:58, archived)
# And a
fine one at that.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:59, archived)
# that's ace
that is
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Not it isn't.
If it was missing we wouldn't be able to see it.

(and woo hamster pirate)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Damn you.
I want to be someone else.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:03, archived)
# good evening
Bernard
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:04, archived)
# evening chicken
how's you?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:06, archived)
# pretty good
but I seem to have zero hummus, even though I want to shop something. I'm also highly amused to have just had an out of the blue email from my sister sending me to www.yourallgay.com

and yourself?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Is she hinting
at something we don't know about you?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:14, archived)
# heh, hadn't thought of that.
And, er, no. I think.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Very well
birthday next Saturday so much planning of drinking for the next week.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:14, archived)
# hurrah to driking.
Oooh, I'll be doing some of that with edinb3tans this time next week! But does it need much planning? Sounds fairly simple to me.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Yarrrrr!
I love that!

A lot! :-)

[Edit] Yarrrrrr!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:59, archived)
# I've said it before, and I'll say it again,
hamsters am cute, and woo.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Ha harrr
Splice the main brace me harties, shiver me timbers ha harrr peices of eight

and all that crap..

Yeah, tis woo.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:00, archived)
# yarrr
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:01, archived)
# pirate's rock
in a yarrr kind of way.

woo-yarrr to the dread hamster robertson !
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Cat and Hamster 4
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:51, archived)
# wooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:54, archived)
#
yes it is.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:55, archived)
# thirded
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:59, archived)
# fourthed
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:01, archived)
# so it's not just me
who reads his username as part of his post?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:02, archived)
# no it's not
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Shove it up your arse.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:03, archived)
#
calm down, dear.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Not at all,
it confuses me about everything he ever posts.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:03, archived)
# You too.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:04, archived)
# motion carried!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:02, archived)
# yay
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:55, archived)
# magic!
yay!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Veh, veh
good!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:56, archived)
# That's the first one I have seen
The b3ta police say "woo-woo-woo-woo"
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:58, archived)
# It is not surprising...
I've posted them at very random times.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Poor little guy!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] yeehaw...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Hey there, welcome
Did you do anything to that pic?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Danka
I used three source pics for that post.

You can catch some of my other work at: www.photoshopcontest.com

wHoOoOoOoOoOp :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:07, archived)
# Manamot
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:49, archived)
# fab
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:49, archived)
# blimey
woo!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Do doo de do do
Manamanot
Do doo de do
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:50, archived)
# do do do
do do do
do do do
ba doo be do be do do do-do do

go muppet power!

ps. woo to the pic too :o)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:59, archived)
# you hey, woopla
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:51, archived)
# Very cute.
Also you should save still pictures as pings or jpegs as you get better quality images
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:51, archived)
# you lose
quality with jpegs. you get artifacts. etc. gif is the way on the board. and there's nothing wrong with that picture.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:52, archived)
# There's pros and cons either way....
Gif will only have 256 colours, JPG can have 16 million.

Either way.... your pic is woo.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:56, archived)
# yeah
i know. but 9 times out of 10, people tell other people on the board "save it as gif" not jpg.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:11, archived)
# well gif you keep the sharpness
but jpegs give you a much better color range, and really if you don't turn the compression up too high, it stays pretty sharp
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:57, archived)
# I don't mean quality as in wooness,
just, as blackmoon said, you only get 256 colours so it will look a little drab and have more compression defects then a similar file-sized jpeg or ping
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:58, archived)
# the pics
aren't exactly colourful to begin with.

edit: and the marmot is a gif to begin with anyway.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:01, archived)
#
on this there is no artifacts, and the image is half the size
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:59, archived)
# You Will Not Notice Artefacts On A Photographic Image As Much As You Will Notice Colour Loss!
In This Instance, JPEGS Are Faster!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:10, archived)
# get
a decent connection then ;P
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:11, archived)
# It Is A Fast Connection!
But I Want It To Be Faster!!!!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Aaagh! She got me!
Mayday! Mayday!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:47, archived)
# That shotgun!
Woo!

From quake or doom I think?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:50, archived)
# SNES Doom,
So you are correct :)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Ahhh doom.
Good times..good times..
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:55, archived)
# looks like mindpiss to me
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:50, archived)
# freshlegs killeth not the wasps.
She said so. Back in the spazz somewhere.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:51, archived)
# She's the benevolent sort is our Freshlegs.
Wouldn't hurt a fly. Or a wasp, for that matter.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Flaming Flower

Now it's animated!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Nice!
Also some sort of mindpiss going on here
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:50, archived)
# my first animation
ever!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Totally Fast!


Here Is A Speedcore Haiku:

SPEEDCORE!

Don't Forget To Visit www.glastonbridge.co.uk/speedcore !!!!!!!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:47, archived)
# hahahah
surely that's antispeedcore?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:47, archived)
# SomeTimes You Must Move Forward!
SomeTimes You Must Step Back!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:51, archived)
# How crasy is that!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:48, archived)
# ahhh...
I can't feel my EYES!!!!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Coming soon...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:44, archived)
# hehe
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:45, archived)
# aha
woo!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# Paintmash Elvis meets Zilla the Red...

(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Yarr!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:42, archived)
# yaaay!


edit - doh, hit the wrong reply button again. But also yay to the return of DJ FISHEEP!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# Yarrrrr!
And lo! there was much yarrrrring!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Blimey
that's a not-inconsiderable amount of yarring, actually.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# Yup
much yarrring! Yay for yarrring!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Yarr!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:45, archived)
# woo!
lets get some lights with that!

(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:54, archived)
# that remindes me
of the bit on independence when they try and comunitcate to the space ship thing with the lights
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Can anyone else hear sirens?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Don't go there Odysseus
It's a trick!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Oh,
go homer.

Double pun! Oh, yes!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# gawgeous one too
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:47, archived)
# I don't geddit
anyway I got a new beer can holder (not work friendly pic)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:56, archived)
# argh
no nipples
(, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 0:04, archived)
# hjahahhahahahahahahahah weee yeee hawww
BT fucked me over on broadband at my last address and they FINALLY gave me a refund of £89.97 three months ago

AND TODAY I GOT ANOTHER CHEQUE FOR £89.97

thebear +£89.97
BT -£89.97
ernest borgnine
arsenal 3
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:36, archived)
# they charged us double
then added an extra penny
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:37, archived)
# that extra penny
is where they make their money....bastards....
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:39, archived)
# if they charged one penny to all their customers...
just think of the penny jar
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:41, archived)
# exact
amundo...it be a big jar indeed...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:42, archived)
# SUE!


that is all
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:41, archived)
# sue who?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:49, archived)
# haha
that's splendid news!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:37, archived)
# hehe
woo

any piccies of the cub? he am teh cutest
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:37, archived)
# wait about 20 mins
got a cracker of him in his sex pistols t shirt from dutchbird
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# :)
woo
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Pah!
Bloody cowboys!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:37, archived)
# woo!
BT are a bunch of cnuts.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:37, archived)
# TO THE PUBUBERY!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# exactamondoh
89.97 wirth of beer tokens
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:39, archived)
# Once I got a refund check for $9,000.00
from Old Navy. I sent it back though. I didn't want to be accused of fraud or anything.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:41, archived)
# My ex father-in-law got his bank account credited $500,000
and, after a difficult few moments, did the same thing.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:43, archived)
# I remember you
ranting about this in a pub about 3 months ago...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:43, archived)
# it's great innnit???
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Yup.
I got my gas bill reduced to a considerable minus ammount a month ago due to not using much but still paying a monthly direct debit. Got about 80 quid back. Or 80 quid that I don't have to pay again... sneaky gits.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:53, archived)
# because seriously,
who else but b3tans or your wife would remember all your old complaints?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:54, archived)
# tart
=8.)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:01, archived)
# but a scrumptious one


10% of fact
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Hug?


i have no idea where this came from, but i wish it'd go back
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:33, archived)
# um.
no. Sorry. No.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Neither would I.
I think that's why he... er, it... is here.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Can you get it some eyewash or something?
That looks uncomfortable.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:36, archived)
# aww gizza machine gun
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Is his skirt smoked
or poached?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# i've just remebered i have to eat today. (haven't since about 9 last night)
im off to the kebab shop. who wants what?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:33, archived)
# ooh hello all
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:33, archived)
# You again!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:34, archived)
# and you!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:36, archived)
# and you and
ba-ba-baaa....
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Yarrr!
Did you have a nice holiday SE? Us lurkers need to know too...:-)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:39, archived)
# yes it was lovely
thank you
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Oh good
rested and ready for more paintmashes?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:44, archived)
# i did a few
got a fp on my first day back and have been making 4 or 5 a day since
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# Hurrah!
I've been too busy at work to do much b3ta-ing lately. You should do some FP's in the evenings to please splorp. Or something...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:54, archived)
# I'd like a picture please...
you threadwasting sillychicken
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:34, archived)
# reeeeepoaart
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:37, archived)
# are we?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:37, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:40, archived)
# hehe
i always thought he was one of "them"
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:43, archived)
# oh, okay then...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Eek!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:57, archived)
# ooh
2 doners, extra chili, no salad
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:34, archived)
# I'd make a tossed salad joke here..
but you didn't actualy get the salad.

..so it dosen't work.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:36, archived)
# hehe
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:36, archived)
# berk's so nice
he laughed anyway...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:40, archived)
# yes
i'm nice

*pours more vodka*
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Ah!
Another member of the anti-salad brigade!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:36, archived)
# hehe
sometime do salad, sometimes don't
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# And the jokes
roll in.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:39, archived)
# Stay away
from the creamy salad dressing at his house?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Some
onion rings would be nice. Do you want some cash, mate?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:34, archived)
# If you're going past Spar
can you get me a Mars bar please?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:34, archived)
# chips
I know it's boring, but I only want a few... who wants to share?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:34, archived)
# can do :-)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:35, archived)
# A can of Irn Bru.
And some cake. Do they do cake at your local? Mine does sometimes.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:35, archived)
# sorry, have just ordered chinese
but if you'll take a rain check?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:36, archived)
# off the diet pills?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:42, archived)
# derek lobmonger
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:55, archived)
# If b3ta existed way back when....
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:27, archived)
# The graphics on a C64 were NEVER that good.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:28, archived)
# I'm not sure
if that's a compliment, or an insult to my belovde first computer. :-)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Was my first too.
Wouldn't call it beloved though, it was more tempremental than a pregnant, Essex teenager who's starting a pop career.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:34, archived)
# But it was better than the speccy
and that's all that mattered. :-)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:38, archived)
# It was NOT better
than a speccy.

If you liked pokes instead of plain English then yeah.

(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:54, archived)
# hehe
didn't expect that!

I'm still entertained by this: www.dunkels.com/adam/contiki/ - looks like you can now play on b3ta using a cbm64!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:28, archived)
# do you think it makes fuzzbucket
think he picked the wrong old computer to adore?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:30, archived)
# nah
contiki is so good, it'll even run on a spectrum!

edit - ooh, but then it's not listed on their page from a quick check. I thought it would be. But I'm sure someone's working on it!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:30, archived)
# then he should
definitely give it a go!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:32, archived)
# looks like
I jumped the gun - those speccy enthusiasts are such a wacky bunch I thought they'd be on there as well!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Cool :-)
you'd be stuffed if someone posted a pic larger than 64k, though.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:30, archived)
# Neeeeeeeeeeed...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:30, archived)
# Arf!
Yay for nostalgia!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:29, archived)
# thought that was
a BSOD for a bit there!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Nay...
for the C64 that's the BSOL (blue scrren of life)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Hamster Dunce
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:26, archived)
# aww
he's even cuter with the hat!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:31, archived)
# The rooms allready open

(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Yes all very well... but what does eggman have to say about it

(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:24, archived)
# looking at the woosomeness of that pic,
I would actually be quite interested to hear what eggman has to say about stuff.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:25, archived)
#
stuff sucks
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:35, archived)
# pea roast
perhaps?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:25, archived)
# it is
but good all the same
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:27, archived)
# I don't know. Perhaps we should ask him.
What do you have to say about it, Eggman?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:26, archived)
# I imagine he'd say
"What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more"
That's just a wild guess of course..
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:28, archived)
# doot doot doot dooodah doot doot doot dooodah doot doot doot dooodah doot
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:32, archived)
# That's actually quite
a good text rendering :). I'll do the keyboard bit.
Daan daan daan da da, daan daan daan da da, diin diin diin di di...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:35, archived)
# Gerald suddenly saw somthing that shocked him..


My first anim so be fluffy...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:23, archived)
# was it me?
sorry gerald :)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:26, archived)
# that made me chuckle
woo yay
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 22:26, archived)

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