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# AwwBless won't make the newsletter... however...
By mid-day tomo, www.CockOff.co.uk should of finished registaring....


click 4 website
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:35, archived)
# Good rules
but there's a typo in number 08.
(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:37, archived)
# Yes,
the is.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:38, archived)
# What one?
please point out all the typos before the day-time trolls come about.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:39, archived)
# He just told you.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:39, archived)
# Ohh....
I see.

Fixed it now (i think)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:41, archived)
# oi!
you still aboot!?

the spinning head cat on:
www.awwbless.co.uk/

was done by ME a day or two ago!
www.b3ta.com/board/1729458

any way you could put a credit on the site for the creator in question?

i'm not after wealth or fame or your firstborn. just a "made by yakmonkey" or somesuch


edit: or is it just decorative right now?
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:09, archived)
# woooooo
i think 8 should be they not the and what's BW?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:38, archived)
# And what's a BW?
#7
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:39, archived)
# just wondering that myself
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:41, archived)
# BandWagon
but i've turned it into text now.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:41, archived)
# now you see
i'd have to argue with the word "bandwagon" being used with the verb "try".

bandwagons seem like not trying to me for the most part.
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:43, archived)
# errrmm...
01 - Don’t show anything you wouldn’t show your mother
02 - Don’t post work that isn’t yours, and say that it is.
03 - Don’t copy’n’paste links from the front page
04 - Don’t take the piss out of ill/deformed people
05 - Don’t post the same link every 20 seconds
06 - Don’t Threadwaste or Glasscock
07 - Don’t try and FrontPage or BandWagon something
08 - Don’t shout at newbs, unless they insist on being cunts
09 - Don’t ignore the FAQ
10 - Don’t feed the trolls.




Just say what ones you want changed/added etc.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:47, archived)
# errrmm... help?
- Feed the Trolls
- Glasscock
- Threadwaste
- Post anything you wouldn't like your mother to see

....
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:48, archived)
# perhaps
you should make #7:
#6 - Don’t Threadwaste, Glasscock or Bandwagon
#7 - Don’t try and FrontPage

seems more logical in my scotch addled head.
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:51, archived)
# Don't try to be frontpaged
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:52, archived)
# Fnords Law
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:56, archived)
# like
Coles law?
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:57, archived)
# yes!
also EVS, i wasn't taking the piss out of you yesterday... that was a very good tutorial.
i just wanted to add Senor Piggy to it.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:57, archived)
# I went to bed before that anyway..
Woo and yay all the same. 8]
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:03, archived)
# 06 - Don?t Threadwaste or Glasscock
You can't "Glasscock" but you can post something which IS glasscock...you see?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:51, archived)
# GC is the item itself.
not the act of posting it
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:54, archived)
# Precisely.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:58, archived)
# Anyway it should be "try to"
rather than "try and".
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:48, archived)
# And
you should emphasise the "try" by putting it in quotes or italics.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:53, archived)
# also any mention of the word
"The"
should be pink and revolve
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:56, archived)
# ok here goes with fluffy modifications
01 - Don’t show anything you wouldn’t show your mother
02 - Don’t post work that isn’t yours, and say that it is.
03 - Don’t copy’n’paste links that are on the front page or post "FWD:" email pictures/links
04 - Don’t take the piss out of ill/deformed people
05 - Don’t spam us with the same link every 20 seconds
06 - Don't start a new thread for everything you want to say
07 - Don't ask for Frontpages and bandwagons, they happen on their own
08 - Don’t shout at newbs, unless they insist on being cunts after being asked not to
09 - Don't forget to Read the FAQ. All of it, not just one sentence at a time.
10 - Don’t feed the trolls.

I had to remove the term "threadwasting", but i kept the original point of the warning, and all the others are modified to be clearer to non-b3tans/newbies
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:07, archived)
# Isnt' it needless duplication
to repeat items that are in the FAQ?

also i've done many images i wouldn't show my mother.

Mr S for one.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:12, archived)
# well yes.
most of those are covered specifically in the faq, and everything is covered by plain old common sense.

BUT

people don't read the faq, which is apparent in 99 out of 100 new posters. and b3ta is not exactly a breeding ground for common sense. I am for being as fluffy as possible, but some thick-headed people need a little more than fluffyness to figure out what they are doing wrong.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:20, archived)
# Number 6 does not read correctly
and that's coming form me!

(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:45, archived)
# also
how does one not glasscock?

are you suggesting before posting a link they should spazz?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:48, archived)
# Number 4
get real!!!

That would stop half the posts!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:46, archived)
# no i quite aggree with cock off on that one
for example:
A dyslexic man walks into a bra..


see, that's just wrong
;0)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:49, archived)
# lol
im thinking more along the lines of all those pictures of that girl with the big chin.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:52, archived)
# also
what do you mean try and frontpage something?
nearly every image i pos i hops will go on the front page.

though i can't belive that this one made it
home.iprimus.com.au/kyrah2_a/roo.jpg
and this one didn't
home.iprimus.com.au/kyrah2_a/swan.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Dunno if its allowed...
to enter a challenge twice? Here goes anyway!

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:32, archived)
# I really wish KFC were:
A) Open 24 hours
B) in the delivering chicken to the door of lavey people who want to eat it


woooo you sick fucker - get ye to hull
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:34, archived)
#
Umm, move to New Zealand.

Pizza Hut and KFC both have the same phone number ( owned by the same people doh ) and both deliver.
(Sypher_5, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:46, archived)
# F***ing excellent!
That really would have been a bad one.
wooyayhoupla!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:36, archived)
# NO! It's not allowed!!
YOu are hereby fined $100 b3ta dollars, exchange to british pounds as necessary.

Woo piccy. Strait to hell at ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:36, archived)
# Woo!
So sick... I love it!
(Shekmal'hen, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:55, archived)
# Escape from Slurpyville
Funny little game made in flash. It's more of a interactive story...but still worth a look. www.shmee.net/escapefromslurpyville.html
(DoubleJ, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:30, archived)
# why is it
that every one who posts a funny little game has been a member for less than 20 hours and has posted fewer than 5 messages
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:33, archived)
# And the messages they have posted
are repeats of messages they posted a couple of days ago
(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:36, archived)
# Because they
are trainee trolls.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:38, archived)
# Your 12 fingered grandad at a rave
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:27, archived)
# I'm sorry
that has gone way over my head!
huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:28, archived)
# oh there's no understanding to be done
it's just random
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:44, archived)
# woooooooooooooooo daddy's dad can
throw shapes in the church o dance

Is that what I think it is in jumper patten form?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Lidl is a wonderful shop


for pikeys
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:11, archived)
# Oh yesssss
I laughed out loud!
Disgusting, and woo.

Edit: Perhaps somebody could do one similar, but with tampax!

Oh god, did I actually say that? Did I actually post that?
Oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:12, archived)
# At least you only said it...
...I've got a couple of source images I downloaded to submit that one, but decided the loo-roll was safer :)
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:20, archived)
# Oh no.
It's tempting though.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:21, archived)
# haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:12, archived)
# eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:14, archived)
# Erk!




how much is it?
(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:15, archived)
# 50p
...and the last of your self respect, self worth, and will to continue with life

Ahem. Did I mention I also hate KwikSave? :)
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:17, archived)
# I hate them
but not as much as PC fucking cock knochers World


wo to the pic
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:35, archived)
# here's something:
www.manproject.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:08, archived)
# Whoa
that's tops
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:11, archived)
# i dun't like it
i can't smaksh him in a wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:11, archived)
# sorry!
:|
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:12, archived)
# it's still
nice, regarldess
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:13, archived)
# hey
have you been at the alcohooleek bevaragaes?
i have.
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:17, archived)
# yes i have
they am my friend. make me feel good.
and the gicarettes too. feel no paintf.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:19, archived)
# fab
ewe
lars


scotch is my friend
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:21, archived)
# tonight and otomrorow
my friend will be miller. in california if my plane makes it there, it will be makers. yumm
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:22, archived)
# ah you are making the OC bash.
good luck with your endeavours.

i have the boston b3ta bash on the 22nd.

although i have the feeling it may be just me and sosumi.
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:26, archived)
# yeah thansk
i'll need luck i spose
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:28, archived)
# yes, luck to you
luck and a special keyboard for times like these
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:29, archived)
# Reminds me of when I killed that bloke
and I was trying to get him just over his sunken car before i let go of his hair.

Shit, the pink duck told me not to talk about that.

Ignore last comment, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:14, archived)
# roger!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:16, archived)
# Only 41 'shopping days left until ITLAPD!
(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:08, archived)
# YAAAAARRRR
I don't normally comment on these american couple bandwagon things, but that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:09, archived)
# *YARRR*
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:10, archived)
#

Yes I'm mini monitor mad
(Sypher_5, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:10, archived)
# (drunken pearoast!)


fabulous pic above filled with piratey goodness!
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:19, archived)
# Here we go
here we go
here we goooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:20, archived)
# great!
where are we going?
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:21, archived)
# For a ride
on the bandwagon!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:23, archived)
# i did this weeks ago
prebandwagon
or at least during the initial bandwagon.

this is like an echo bandwagon of that first one.

you know the one...

all the cool kids were doing it
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:25, archived)
# Bandwagon, schmandwagon!
I've been doing fine art remixes for months. I do one whenever I don't have a good idea.

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:27, archived)
# with results like that
i'd say it's an excellent policy,
and i may adopt it myself.

you watch out bruegel the elder!
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:31, archived)
# It's good fun
and I've learned a bit about art.



Mostly how to destroy it.
(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:35, archived)
# haha!
wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:38, archived)
# DALI RELATED PEAROAST!
sorry, but i was quite proud of this effort
now a link out of fear of wrath
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:38, archived)
# Reposting a fp!!!
I got a right bollocking for that the other day. Someone compared it to "Doing your own mother".

Good pic though, and personally I have no problem with reposting.

Speaking of which.....

I thought this was worth more than one reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:42, archived)
# ha!
hadn't seen that before.

i hadn't realized reposting an FP was that sensitive a topic. (although i suppose it is still rather soon for me to repost this one)

thank you for the warning, i shall take it to heart.
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:46, archived)
# In fact,
I only posted a link to it in celebration like... I didn't actually post the pic again.

Yes, be careful.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:49, archived)
# aaaah!
EDITED!
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:53, archived)
# Thats it,
That's exactly what I did.

Well..... almost.
I FOUND IT!!
www.b3ta.com/board/1726899
have a look.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:56, archived)
# looked and i must say...
FOUR posts!? (plus one fp)
FROM THE SAME DAY!!!!???
please note the ridiculous punctuation you have driven me to

and at the beginning of the thread??

you, my friend, were asking for trouble from the get go.
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 4:01, archived)
# Have a woo then
(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:46, archived)
# Thanks
much oblidged
(Did I spel that rite?)
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:55, archived)
# And rightly so
because it's great!
(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:42, archived)
# Very strange
indeed
(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:25, archived)
# but aren't
they such a happy looking couple?

(as floating head animal farmer couples go at least)
(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:28, archived)
# Indeed, I haven't seen happier
floating head animal farmer couples.
(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:32, archived)
# Avoid this phone box

This has taken me hours, and I didn't know what it was going to be when I started it, I still don't know now.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:01, archived)
# doesn't matter!
it's top notch!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:02, archived)
#
(Sypher_5, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:07, archived)
# Tardis
not tartis. :P
(Fiz, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:18, archived)
# TARTIS!!!
ha ha, I hadn't noticed that.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:19, archived)
# .


(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:51, archived)
# yaaaay!
two diodes!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:53, archived)
# those don't look like
dildos to me
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:55, archived)
# *ahem*
are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:56, archived)
# yeah
they look like arrosw\
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:59, archived)
# they're just above this
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:05, archived)
# above the
keyhat?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:07, archived)
# yes
above the keyhat
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:07, archived)
# blue?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:12, archived)
# look at your left hand
while you're typing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:13, archived)
# why? it's not
doing anything special.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:15, archived)
# arrows
keyhat
little house
arrows
keyhat
little house
arrows
keyhat
little house
arrows
keyhat
little house
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:16, archived)
# all this being annoying is tiring
i'm off to bed. night!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:17, archived)
# and by that, i mean me being annoying
!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:18, archived)
# Please!
Explain first! This will haunt me otherwise!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:19, archived)
# i've given you all you need to know
look at your left hand while you're typing. you'll get it eventually
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:20, archived)
# Does it matter what I'm typing?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:21, archived)
# yes
you have to type "SpaceFish, I PROMISE TO BUY YOU a pint"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:24, archived)
# Tab, Caps Lock, Shift.
Where's control?

Tab, tab, tab, tab, tab, tab, tab, space, space, tab, tab, tab, delete delete delete, tab, tab, tab, tab, space, and *save*.
(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:26, archived)
# i lost control
but woo! someone got it!

and on that, i went to bed :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:27, archived)
# homne keys?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:29, archived)
# and a
cathode ray tube in a pear tree.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:59, archived)
# That's really bastard funny.
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:03, archived)
# won
derful that man.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:19, archived)
# I see two diodes too
but I'm too pissed to understand
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:58, archived)
# woo
for being pissed!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:03, archived)
# ha-ha thiss a way
ha-ha that a way
my o my
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello people. Here's something I did earlier today...


.
(Eggz, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:48, archived)
# woo
that' am pizly!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:50, archived)
# er, it was anywahs
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:50, archived)
# that took me a while
yay for picture names that explain. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:51, archived)
# Nice to see the old angelfire .txt trick again, too.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:52, archived)
# Hehee.
Hehe, I'm just too sneaky for them angelfires.
(Eggz, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:55, archived)
# i thought angelfire worked even with JPGs
and that you only needed to do that on geocities. not that it makes a difference how it's done
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:56, archived)
# Disaster approaching for the athlete
nice pic, but....

A compo entry?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:08, archived)
# Progress: www.AwwBless.co.uk
Well it is now 3 in the morn, and I need to have a shower / make new CD / wank / sleep...etc, before I start work tomo at nine.

However, I know that some of you are looking foward to the new www.AwwBless.co.uk webste, and it should make it in time for the next newsletter (finger's crossed).

Anyway, it's just to let ya'll know.


Nighty-Night everyone.



// EDIT 1: Sorry about this being a threadwaste.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:45, archived)
# only wanking once?
hehe cute website idea
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:47, archived)
# Things I need to do
the 'picture uploader'
the 'comments' type thing
the 'Fluff-Ranking' section

(users with most 'fluff' points wins...err...top-of-the-board-status)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:49, archived)
# you a0 have your prioritys mized up
wanking sould be before shower, sleep, new cd. and b0 you have about 13 hours for the newsletter thingy
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:47, archived)
# Alternatively
wanking in the shower is always good (use less tissue, better for the environment)...

Just don't you be wanking in MY shower!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:49, archived)
# not easy for me
to wank in a shower. tried it and faild. yes i answered that on my survey thingy. easier when lying down atcually
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:51, archived)
# Let's all trade fwap stories!
..no..let's not..
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:53, archived)
# ^^^he^^^^
started it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:57, archived)
# It's alright, it's alright, it's alright...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:44, archived)
# Jesus Christ...
That looks like neo's moves.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:45, archived)
# Jeez moves in mysterious ways
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:48, archived)
# Bartholomew is confused...


He really can't see why everyone's making such a fuss.
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:42, archived)
# YAAAAAY!
made so much better by the lack of hands
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:48, archived)
# haha... agreed...
i'm getting so suspicious... i checked it was a jpg in case something nasty was going to appear...

and i'm off to bed folks... night all :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:51, archived)
# Put in simple terms......
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:26, archived)
# Goat's eggs...
goatse.cx...
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 3:35, archived)
# I'm baaaaaaaaaack!!!
i've got a scanner and potatoshop again!!! to celebrate, have the sketchbook page from my trip:

have a linky to the biggy:
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/book.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:34, archived)
# Yay!
For giant robots!
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:36, archived)
# Your trip to PCWorld
where you bought all this techno gizardry? :)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:37, archived)
# heh
no i was 3000 miles from home visiting family. they got cable internet while i was gone!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:38, archived)
# Good to see internet comes before family
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:39, archived)
# damn right
family is fucking annoying. at leas tiwth thw internet you can turn it off when it gets pizsingly annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:41, archived)
# Not with broadbean
ALWAYS ON! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:41, archived)
# fucker
iw ish mine was working again.
dial up sucks balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:43, archived)
# Ho ho ho
Thing is, b3taing late night. That's when my ISP does maintenance. Ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:43, archived)
# Big Donkeys Balls.
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:44, archived)
# right on!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:48, archived)
# ^_^
but of course!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:41, archived)
# Bottom left.
Intergalactic *does the robot*
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:43, archived)
# heh
woo for beasty boys. sounds like they say beefaroni in one part...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:44, archived)
# I'm playing hello nasty
Right now *FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:46, archived)
# Welcome back!
That's some top stuff you've got there.

I really must go though. Night.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:38, archived)
# Thankee, sir!
it looks better when you can actually read it
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:38, archived)
# cool
i wish i could read the little words. i think i s ee woosh and christ. that's abou tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:38, archived)
# raaay!
that's really great! especially the robot and the balloon!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:33, archived)
# "I fell into a burning ring of fire"
...oh wait....that's kinda purty.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:34, archived)
# least the hands aren't
all lubed up and greasy lookin.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:36, archived)
# i washed them
after dinner!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:37, archived)
# i can't begin to say what is wrong with that statement
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:39, archived)
# hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:40, archived)
# oh that's right good then
hope you used anitbactierla soap
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:39, archived)
# anitbactierla soap?
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:40, archived)
# yeah it's poseted
to kill the germs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:44, archived)
# oohh..
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:46, archived)
# soap? he meant he licked them clean
like a cat
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:42, archived)
# oh. well
iether way. least they're clean
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:43, archived)
# yeah!
they only smell a tiny bit of garlic!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:45, archived)
# hmm
okay. i'll aceept that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:49, archived)
# gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:35, archived)
# If I'd never seen *that*
That would look really nice.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:35, archived)
# its the antithesis of goatse
its estaog! yay for estaog
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:38, archived)
# mmmmm...
i love bearnaise!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:39, archived)
# He's finished powering up...


Edit: my first kitten! :)
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:31, archived)
# shock it!
shock it with the tazer!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:32, archived)
# Zap that fluffy toy!
(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:34, archived)
# "And that's
why you should always Earth your kitten."

Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:35, archived)
# i despise nohands
nanight all you people that i don't know - i'm off to bed
(vork and burlap, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:35, archived)
# The Lord does indeed move in mysterious ways
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:22, archived)
# I hear he's doing the rounds
in the wilderness these days.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:23, archived)
# Saturday mornin'
Yep, 100%

</vague>
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:24, archived)
# Wet mind...........
m3ssag3 me with what time your train gets to Oxford Rd.

Bedtime pour moi.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:26, archived)
# Will
do
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:27, archived)
# are you still there?
have info for you...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:28, archived)
# ooh! Wonderful!
I did reply to your last piece of advice, but I was a bit slow.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:28, archived)
# just saw that...
but you shouldn't have to build a new fla... update your pictures in whatever graphics software you use then open the library in the fla file and select all the bitmaps (hold down ctrl, shift doesn't work) then right click and select update... stick a tick against all the pics and it should update to your new improved smaller ones...
i've not used this myself but looks like it should work... you'll probably need to tweak positioning if you crop etc but much quicker than starting from scratch...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:32, archived)
# That's
amazing.

Consider your pint already bought on Saturday. I may also be falling in love with you.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:34, archived)
# :)
unfortunately i can't take credit as only discovered it about 30 seconds before i typed "are you still there"! lurker other half is full of flash goodness...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:39, archived)
# Well
I'd better fall in love with him then.

You just talked yourself out of a pint lady ;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:40, archived)
# arsebadgers...
damn my honesty ;)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:42, archived)
# Yay for Jesus
in Bullet-time!
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:23, archived)
# That's quite mysterious
but very very regular. I don't know if that cancels it out or not.

Woo Yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:24, archived)
# Right Mickey!
Are you coming Saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:25, archived)
# Aha!
I already answered your question before you asked, for I have the Power to Travel in Time!*

* - this is entirely true, however direction and velocity appear fixed

(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:26, archived)
# it would have been more impressive if you pre-emptive spazzed
the reply to his post.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:28, archived)
# Ahh, I did
but unfortunately I picked 1986 and the board wasn't here :(
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:29, archived)
# I wish I could timetravle
I would go back in time and kick myself in the arse. lots. then slap myself a few times and tell myself not to do it! Don't do it! I would say to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:37, archived)
# this is just a snapshot
his full moves were too mysterious to capture.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:25, archived)
# Ahh
Well that explains a lot actually.. I wonder if he has my remote control?
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:27, archived)
# sorta looks
like the buddy christ.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:24, archived)
# wow!
he's really moving fast now!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:28, archived)
# christ on wheels is wheely good!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:28, archived)
# goes well with osymyso
&!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:27, archived)
# isthisjesus?
If I watch that too much I might have a fit.
I'm keenly awaiting 'Bagpuss: The Horror Movie' in which he enslaves a hamster who makes a daring escape :)
My gibbon and I are going to bed now, good night.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:27, archived)
# night night.
Bagpuss is so delightful! Just wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:28, archived)
# thought don't wait now obviously :)
it's not going to appear tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:29, archived)
# thought waits for no man
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:31, archived)
# hahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:29, archived)
# wheeeeeesuz!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:34, archived)
# that's
oddly hypnotising
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:17, archived)
# *gulp*


..running away now..!

but woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:18, archived)
# oh my
GAWD!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:18, archived)
# hehe
top work, your wooness!

(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:18, archived)
# shit that's scary
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:19, archived)
# good lord!
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:20, archived)
# That looks like
Rapheal of TMNT fame tied japanese bondage style...

Time for bed me thinks...
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:21, archived)
# Oooh,
He's a grumpy one, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:22, archived)
# What the..............?
eep!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:22, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
oohh.. where's my cigarettes?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:22, archived)
# urg!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:26, archived)
# Her and her weapons
opened up a right old bag of cats at the UN....

(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:11, archived)
# I kept hoping it wouldn't be
one of those character thingies.
But deep down, I knew it would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:14, archived)
# How deep
down?
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:17, archived)
# vey down
dere
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:19, archived)
# I'll have
what she's having...

/Rob Reiner's mum
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:20, archived)
# popcorn and beer
don't mesh well.
i thought they would, i was mistaken.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:27, archived)
# ahhhhhh!
Forget planes
(south, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:16, archived)
# hehe
duck and cover.


right, I'm off to bed now, having insulted my nearest and dearest.

Nighty night.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:17, archived)
# Night night
I love you in a very special way.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:18, archived)
# that's 'cos you're special
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:19, archived)
# goodnight
you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:21, archived)
# I think you've expressed
the collective feeling from the board.
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:23, archived)
# Don't think you're getting off.
You're as much of a cunt as he is.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:23, archived)
# As are you.
We can smell our own.


*sniff*sniff*

Yup, you're definitely at least half, if not more of a cunt that Super bloke ever was...
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:25, archived)
# I think
there might be more instances of the word cunt on this page than any other in the spazz. All because of that gr3£dy, what a cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:30, archived)
# Today's Sesame St was brought to you
by the letters 'C', 'U', 'N' and 'T'.
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:37, archived)
# Night.
By nearest and dearest, do u mean Moore?
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:19, archived)
# Sunshine Elephant
would.

Berk probably would too with a weapon that big...
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:17, archived)
# Just shy
of a couple of bolts...
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:18, archived)
# uhng
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:20, archived)
# I'll take that as a
'By jove old bean, I do believe you may be jolly well correct!'
(Fellmeister, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:22, archived)
# I quit!


Cyril the Coypu refuses to do any more images for me, I now have to fend for myself! And he says he's taking the laptop with him, cheeky little sod...
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:07, archived)
# Kill the little bastard
but, thank him for all the shopping he did for your first.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:09, archived)
# is he like
a tesco helper?
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:14, archived)
# here, my good man
i see you're a glaswegian. fancy coming over for a few bevvies this weekend with other weirdos from the interweb? or are you already booked?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:09, archived)
# Sadly
working this weekend (in bloody Dunfermline of all places), but I'll be out for the next one (as long as its not near another deadline, making games is harder work that you might think!) :(
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:11, archived)
# warg! well hope to see you next time!
i've spoken to a few gamesy people, and i like the way it works even if it does mean a lot of caffeine at the end of the deadline! i've been tempted to put together a demo mesel a few times, but like everything it gets put to the back of the pile when something odd happens
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:17, archived)
# You're not missing much...
...well, given the current state of the Scottish industry (except Rockstar), you are in fact missing your P45. Redundancies-a-go-go in our place, thankfully I am safe!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:20, archived)
# us English types
are moving to India!

To hunt Tigers!

/the last bit may be a lie
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:22, archived)
# !
my mate had an interview with vis in dundee last week, and if he's blagged an interview it can't be that bad ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:25, archived)
# see how he
turns his nose up at his unfeasibly small laptop?

that's why he's quitting.

you harsh bastard.
(vork and burlap, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:11, archived)
# He should be more concerned
about the superglue I put on that table...
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:11, archived)
# sounds like
a right bastard that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:11, archived)
# he looks so snooty
you're better off without him
(KnitWit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:12, archived)
# Little bastard
spank him!
spank him hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 2:16, archived)
# coypu
rock
(kiwanotree Meh, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 8:20, archived)

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