Is that me?
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:07,
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I suppose it's better than collecting belly button lint
This could help:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWuotfT_j6s
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:07,
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What's more disturbing is your open use of what can only be described as a homemade Fleshlight.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:14,
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If you can fit your penis into a tonic water bottle then I suggest
that you belong on this show too.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:15,
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I would only fit into the white external part
But thanks for asking, although the tub doesn't seem like it would fit us both.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:27,
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cryptic
you're not fat BTW, you just have moobs, any chance of a Russian?
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:07,
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A Russian?
I used to be well built, I have just gotten out of shape. You'll not get them together enough for that.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:10,
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A man of this world and your don't know what a Russian is?
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:13,
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Who does?!
Well, 1917 people.
(mr_chopperpluggin' up yo' plopper, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 11:10,
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haha!
have you thought of trying to extract more methane out of some turds?
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:15,
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Just when you thought
you had seen enough Manley nudity along comes this
*applies mind bleach*
(Tabazan- Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:16,
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:)
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:19,
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Also:
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:21,
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Oh you bastard . .
That image will be stuck in my head forever now . . .
(Tabazan- Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:21,
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'ey-up Tabz.
Killed any celebs today?
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:22,
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I was thinking of the "Thunder Trumpet".
(finnbarhas officially retired, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:37,
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It will fire a 3" diameter potato
a little over 1/4 of a mile with about 1/4 second's spray of hairspray.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:48,
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Manley, you are odder than I ever realised!
(Griffin SaverSomething, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:38,
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I take it as a compliment.
Incidentally, a famous brand of which I am fond sent me a load of notebooks and stuff last week.
Was that you?
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:52,
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not me personally squire!
but either 'us' or one of the agencies we work with I expect. No note with it?
(Griffin SaverSomething, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 18:17,
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None at all,
just gifts.
Be sure to send me gifts though ;)
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 18:53,
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Hoorays!
Excellent stuff! Good work sir!
(crab_bloke), Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:41,
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Is that you? I am looking forward to your video on November 6th
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 18:00,
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I won't have one.
I have too little fart collected.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 18:31,
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Should have a wip round on here
If everyone sends you their farts between now and the 4th then you still have time. Quick everyone, to the chili!
(JimbuktuSee? Right here, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:29,
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pfft!
(which is also the noise your cannon will make)
(mutated monty, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 18:20,
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Thats my licence fee justified right there
Well done :D
(FishcatDifficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:07,
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Do you use a funnel to collect your farts?
I think you should, it will stop the smaller fart bubbles escaping up the sides.
(Hellzapoppin, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 23:15,
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Yes I do.
A white one.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 10:50,
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Your hair is really quite lovely.
Do you use Timotei? Also, when collecting farts in the bath have you ever pushed too hard and collected solids, as well as gas?
(MsterJohnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:33,
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can i get a cloth?
to clean the sick off my desktop.
good idea though
(am9374, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:54,
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Can I have some more naked images of you in the bath please?
Thanks
(wefbhweiufhweiuparty, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:37,
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you are exactly as i imagined you would be
(Sir Sand GOBLIN^popular page dis, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 17:33,
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Not
Welsh?
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:43,
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you are quite lovely...
*would*
and grats for being naked on the BBC I now feel my licence fee has gone towards something worthwhile.
(Lady_Cakes, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 17:45,
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You fucking rawk.
That is all.
(busy philis still bloody busy, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 19:40,
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Thank you.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:44,
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Hahahaha
You hatstand :)
(JahledThree shades of black, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 19:41,
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the state of your 'lawn' is a disgrace
also, nice work fella
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 16:10,
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Excellent stuff
I used to collect mine by spreading out a flannel on the surface of the bath and watching it (slightly) balloon up as I trumped away. Never thought of a use for it, though, unlike you. Hurrah for British innovation!
(Umph, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 16:11,
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My gawd
You're hawt. Apart from the farting in bottles bit. Ahem.
(Chicken LittleThis signature has been left blank., Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:00,
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Erm.
Thank you?
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:44,
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Just wondering...
Does it have to be your farts and your farts alone? What if the missus collects her farts too? What if we fellow b3tans post our farts and contribute to your collection to meet your deadline?
P.S. Thou art hot. ;)
(ButacuPAs yoooo wish!!, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 8:59,
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Blimey!
I never thought I would get quite so much attention by farting in the bath.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 17:45,
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splendid stuff
but you do look like you're knocking one out in the tub.
do you have the plans for your spud gun?
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 21:48,
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I have the spud gun.
It can fire a potato a little over 1/4 of a mile (or through an industrial dot matrix cannon, whichever you prefer)
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:28,
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