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This is a link post How not to make money - FAST!


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This is a link post Chinese-Russian border incident
One of those territorial disputes you rarely hear about
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post This political landscape is getting worrying.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 30 Jun 2020, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That woman's rug looks like a Steak Bake.
Steak Bakes are similar in appearance to the rug owned by that woman, whose birthday is November 10th.
 (97800, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post So I think what you're saying is, that woman's rug visually resembles a Steak Bake.
The rug of the woman, when compared to a Steak Bake, features several similarities, the rug.

You're not wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This is news now?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post No, it's a Greggs advert.

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post *orders pasties*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Seeing adverts for Greggs
just makes me want to make my own steak bake.

Since lockdown started I can now make most of the things I used to get from a takeaway for 1/4th the price.

They taste better and I know what went into them too. No monohydroglycerides of fatty acids mixed with guar gum to save 0.2 pennies per unit...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post monohydroglycerides of fatty acids mixed with guar gum to save 0.2 pennies per unit sounds delicious tho

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It is
an easy way to get your brain addicted to crap food. Put in some artificial fat/salt/sugar combo that your brain finds as addictive as crack then add it to everything.

It is what McDonalds does.

And it is, in a strange and very wrong way, delicious.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 30 Jun 2020, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post She was hoping other would love her new purchase too

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post YELLOW?!!1!?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post golden brown (texture like rug)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, that sort of rug.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Jun 2020, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That wasn't a prediction of the iPhone
It was a prediction of one of these

 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post JE SUIS EN MON PHONE!
OUI! ENTRAPPE DANS L'SYSTEME DE CONTRAFLOW SUR LA M20! C'EST BREXIT! OUI! C'EST MERDE!
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post No 3ppb
5/7
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm, is it a pair of scissors?

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Symmetrical beamed sixteenth

(97800, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Two minims and a sesquiflat?

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post None of the above. It is a willy with smooth bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post True Lies remake "a bit weird" says Kermode

(97800, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Get your mind out of the gutter!

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 18:50, Reply)
This is a link post CONSUMER TESTING FOR DADS I made this!
I Test kids products, from a dads perspective.
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 13:30, Reply)
This is a link post I made a pandemic-proof audience I made this!
Last week I defended my PhD thesis.
Since pandemic guidelines prohibited a 'classic' defence (i.e. live-sweating, audience and canapés) and since I am bored with webinars, I tried to make it slightly less boring.

Also, being a doctor now, I will take every opportunity to check whomever's prostate. Regardless that the doctorate is in district heating.
(sorry for Vimeo; Youtube is eating my soul)
(I helped save b3ta! pallimut Ancient Lurker, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Tillykke!
Also great homemade tune
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Tak tak!

(I helped save b3ta! pallimut Ancient Lurker, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel so out of touch with the current world
I didn't even know there was such a thing as a doctorate in district heating.

Congratulations.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
(and really, it’s a energy regulation and economics, but I try to avoid that since people expect all kinds of clever economist lingo. I’m too much of an engineer to speak that tongue)
 (I helped save b3ta! pallimut Ancient Lurker, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations
Were you told the tune requires minor corrections?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Much obliged
Indeed, next project is to invent a time machine. I will go back in time and tell them not to record using a bale of straw (this version is even significantly de-noised).
Other tips on improvement is appreciated (I am a novice in Audacity).
 (I helped save b3ta! pallimut Ancient Lurker, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it sounds great as it is
I mean it suits the feel of the tune perfectly.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 30 Jun 2020, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good and lovely music
Tusen Takk!
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
Although tusen takk is Norwegian and I still hold a grudge for them leaving Denmark in 1814...
 (I helped save b3ta! pallimut Ancient Lurker, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, I knew that was wrong as soon as I wrote it
But I don't know any Danish, despite having played some of my favourite gigs in Aarhus and Forbrandingen in Copenhagen.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 30 Jun 2020, 1:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely!
And speaking of gigs: thanks for your posts in recent months - I have enjoyed several of them. Perhaps even unknowingly also been attending you playing live, during my younger days in Aarhus (where the electronics scene was quite decent in the 2000s at least).
Never been to Forbrændingen, but since it means "incineration plant" it relates well to my research in district heating...
 (I helped save b3ta! pallimut Ancient Lurker, Tue 30 Jun 2020, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post We did a mini tour in the mid-1990s
from Aarhus to Copenhagen, all the gigs were wonderful except for Copenhagen where the audience consisted of 12-13 year olds who all wanted banging techno (one kid got up on the stage and banged on the table to demonstrate, shouting "No! It should be like this!!"). And yes, we were surprised and disappointed how small the Little Mermaid is :) but I love the country and its (grown-up) people.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 30 Jun 2020, 11:05, Reply)
This is a link post The delights and dangers of the Electric Hotel
stop motion animation from 1908
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Faulty Power

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post don't mention the Franco-Prussian war

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post People knew how to dress properly in those days
but the CGI was terrible.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You want that suit, don't you

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Not to mention the detachable collars
and shirt fronts
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 21:13, Reply)
This is a link post A look into the wonderful world of Chelsea Physic Garden I made this!
First time I've been there, but was the first place I've been to since March. Well worth a visit if you like lovely colours, shapes and smells.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Me dear old ma took me and some school friends when I were a lad
Did a couple of trips. Great little place.

"Can anyone tell me what this plant is?" said the guy pointing at this huge bush with pretty leaves?

"People smoke these leaves..."

Ohhh...

Supposedly they have to count the leaves every so often. Supposedly
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This is a normal post I must admit I did fancy a nip of Henbane
after reading about the two kids who mistook it for something else and fell asleep for three days.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I misread that
- as Chelsea Psychic Garden.

I want my misreading to be a real place.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 1 Jul 2020, 20:05, Reply)
This is a link post Industrial light and cardboard
It all goes a bit wrong for New York in Deluge(1933)
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 1:47, Reply)
This is a link post Gull eats rabbit
Gull eats rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post *ticks box*

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post This is what the poor bastards have been reduced to with so many kebab houses on lockdown.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Look at this total unit
who would be making a grave mistake if he made a cliff top take off
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Eeeek!
Jonathan Livingston Seagull was never like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Deleted scene from Watership Down...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post They would have included it if it hadn't ruined the storyline.
'Kehaar eats Fiver' would have complicated things a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Jun 2020, 1:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Plenty good trick!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 8:03, Reply)
This is a normal post See this is why Richard Adams made Kehaar a black-headed gull
- they're far smaller than these massive evil buggers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know they could even...

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Jun 2020, 1:18, Reply)
This is a normal post next... some poor kid's chips

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck GBBs. They’re absolute shits.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
GBB may refer to:

Bourbon (group), a French shipping company
Grand Beatbox Battle, a yearly worldwide beatbox competition
Genes, Brain and Behavior, a scholarly journal
Georgia Brass Band, an American band
Global Aviation, a South African airline
Global Business Brigades, an international development organization
Kaytetye language
Qabala International Airport, in Azerbaijan
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Like I said.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Shirley room for a wafer-thin mint
How the hell does it digest that lot?
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post G.A.C

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw one eating a chick recently. Poor sod didn't even get to open its eyes.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell

(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 19:03, Reply)
This is a link post Nuh Fi Run It Down
x
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Only known location for this massive song

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWVshkVF0SY

*leading to: www.youtube.com/watch?v=amGI5T0JGDc
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Panic Panic Panic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo0o_XXqNos
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post 4 copies for sale on Discogs
or is that an alternate version?
www.discogs.com/sell/release/11118150?ev=rb
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this batshit one of his from a few years back
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsns5wbPvOk
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post "a few years"
= 16 years

Fucking hell.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 22:36, Reply)
This is a link post It's Prof Perry Night
Official!
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Blu-tac!???
Some people really don’t mess about.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank goodness
Some of "the lads" are out to protect our statues!


(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffft

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post These BLM protests
are getting out of control.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ̶d̶e̶f̶a̶c̶e̶d̶ improved

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 10:50, Reply)
This is a link post MASK cover
It's an oldie but a goodie
(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
I fucking LOVED mask
had so, so many toys...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too
I only had the Zx Speccy game.
Good game though for its time =]
 (Sherbs, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post mostly all I remember about m.a.s.k.
is that there was a character or mask called 'the penetrator', because I kept getting accosted by teachers for dashing around on the playground saying 'I am the penetrator!' and had no idea why, and they wouldn't explain it.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 30 Jun 2020, 11:41, Reply)
This is a link post War ina Babylon,

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post One of my favourite songs of all time
I crashed my mother's car because I was singing along to this eyes closed.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 21:05, Reply)
This is a link post Robert Zubrin AMA
Robert Zubrin, super-geek, the guy who came up with the Mars Direct mission proposals, and founder of the Mars Society.

You missed your chance to ask him what his favourite Paul Hardcastle record is but there's still some interesting stuff.

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE IS AAAAAAAAACE
r/spacex - Ask me anything!



1,704 votes and 567 comments so far on Reddit
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 16:37, Reply)
This is a link post Terrapin & koi
Not sure what's going on there
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It's clearly tickling it's face

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup. Obviously they're playing nicely.
The forced distorted music was atrocious.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I accidently unmuted it
It was shit
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
In other news, the "View older links" thingy now goes to page 10,000.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post of which at least two pages worth aren't youtube links

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
As I say to everyone who complains about that - feel free to do something about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in no position to complain, I've added a few in my time
The proportion of youtube links seems to have increased in more recent years but maybe that's my imagination
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a far greater chance of me enjoying something posted by a human on here, than any of the shit that comes up in the YouTube app "recommendations"

(97800, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck! There's humans here?
Wow, I had my money on a horde of scum sucking bottom dwellers. And of course Saint CockSooker
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This is a link post Bauhaus ballet


(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Very Klaus Nomi-esqe
But which came first?
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post The ballet premiered in 1922.
The above is a 1970 production of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
not very goth at all
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the principle behind Bauhaus was the form followed function?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Klee-rly doing something different?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Prefered Spandau Ballet
Well no I didn't, creepy fucks the lot of them

DON'T HOLD A MIC LIKE THAT YOU ARSE

Also, reminds me of a Pet Shop Boys vid, but they were a bit 'arty' innit
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