New workshop class
I made this!
Learn how to do draw people with good foreheads with felt tip pens!
Here's the link, its free!
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/show-tell-with-well-douglas-aka-tat-vision-tickets-116086601149?fbclid=IwAR1-cIvBcRzZhGU2sOUMgaWLY06EQLycGkgKZwvXknvI9OTuSLQ-N4XbUNs
(, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 15:01, Reply)
Sad news made more tolerable with a song
RIP Milwaukee Pasta Bandit
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 19 Aug 2020, 13:54,
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Southern ground hornbill cruelly denied delicious seal brain goo
Meanwhile, in the wild tortoises wish they were behind protective glass
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 9:17,
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I wish
some of the people on here would do vids like this on how they create stuff
(, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 7:44, Reply)
I could do one
also on digital painting, if that’s any good to anyone?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 10:25, Reply)
Also, if you are into drawing replays
mobile.twitter.com/wefail/status/1294359590428123138
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 21:16,
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good
but having the artist explain their design choices gives you more insight
(, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 23:00, Reply)
Ekhart Tolle can fucking do one.
The whole thing is shown up for the part-digested white-man-who-did-a-meditation-that-time bullcrap that it is as soon as you realise that there's no such thing as an instantaneous present moment, and nor can there ever be one.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 0:35, Reply)
We always have been to the exent that the future exists at all.
The present extends into past and future. Past and future are part of the present. Convincing ourselves the present is is some isolated psychological nirvana that can be entered if only we try hard enough and pretend like the cunt next door isn't beating his girlfriend or whatever is basically akin to administering ourselves a cultural and spiritual lobotomy.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 6:04, Reply)
I think
I know what you're saying. but this book is aimed at a more basic/simple level than (what I think) you're saying.
Although I do not fully understand the wife beater part, if you choose to ignore the past or to predict the future then you're a fool. The brain connects them all up in a seemless way and for people having problems it becomes a tangled mess.
To me, the book encourages you to experiment to dissect the past/ now/ future and your internal monologue, then to identify which part you're having problems with (with me it was my internal monologue, which I'm ok with now)
It says many times your memories are important, but for someone who is being totally consumed and controlled by their past (eg guilt) then it helps them to identify and understand what is happening - not to wipe your memories or to say you've been right or wrong.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 7:37, Reply)
Hope for the best. Prepare for the worst. Learn from past mistakes.
That's all you need.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 8:30, Reply)
With added "try not to be a cunt"
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 10:51,
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Needs a bit of filler here too by the looks of it
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 22:00,
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Chevron?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 21:45,
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Poundland Jesus has entered the chat...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 12:17,
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brb, need to make lunch for one family out of some bread and fish, lol
(, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 12:22, Reply)
Fish finger sandwiches? Yes please.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 12:30,
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Isn’t there anything other than water to drink here?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 13:39,
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Truly this man is the son of Poundland God.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 13:51,
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The Lord moves in a mysterious middle aisle
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 14:53,
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I liked how they coloured inside the lines
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 9:10,
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Learn to view things without judgement or contemplation
Do Ketamine.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 19:58,
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Yeah, it'll go nicely in the downstairs loo along with my copy of The Unbearable Lightness of Being signed by Su Pollard.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 22:44,
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She's like the English Bonnie Langford isn't she?
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 22:45,
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I like that she's clearly happy to sign
any old shit.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 23:07,
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a quick search for "1993 RAJA BAJ NEPAL EXPEDITION" shows so were many others
maybe there needs to be a b3ta charity expedition to darkest Chiswick
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That sure enough is a bizarre sight in the middle of all this shit.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 18 Aug 2020, 23:38,
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can you even forge a celebrity signature??
i mean, how much do you think i could get for a copy of fear of flying signed by debbie mcgee?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 5:56, Reply)
You know when you've been Tango'd!
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 19:41,
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He was just minding his own business.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 18 Aug 2020, 20:30,
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PASSIVE AGGRESSION IS NOT A CRIME!
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 20:41,
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I don't think it was mace.
I reckon it was Feliway.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 21:13,
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As the advert says:
"...to feel happy in our modern environment and helps avoids signs like scratching, fighting, hiding and urine spraying"
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Varmint, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 21:24,
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Imagine the sales if it worked on children...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 3:36,
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Imagine the sales if it actually worked on cats.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 13:25,
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Sometimes it does chill them out.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 15:30,
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The only thing that stopped the 14 year conflict between our two cats (siblings, BTW)
- is when one of them died :(
Now we have peace, and only one cat.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 22:30,
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I have a similar problem.
When the siamese died, I was left with the old farm cat, who hates the latest young cat to arrive.
It is has lauched a shit war.
Basically it shits anywhere in the garden that the young one frequents.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 Aug 2020, 1:04,
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I never knew they sold Ronseal in spray cans.
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 21:29,
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No thanks, Very kind of you to offer, though.
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 22:02,
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No thanks, I've given up.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 3:29,
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That’s not a very nice thing to call him.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 13:41,
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It's an interesting one
at least to me. The macing in the face aside, I taught British probationer coppers Powers of Arrest. I'd play them this vid and say, "right, what was the arrestable offence here under PACE or other powers?"
They'd probably go straight for public order, but that has limited powers of arrest. Threatening behaviour is only a fine, not an arrestable offence, and it's dubious anyway if asking to be arrested constitutes insult or threat.
Other probationers might say "breach of the peace" which is weirdly a civilian common law power open to anyone, not a police power, and hence the police officers themselves are liable for misarrest. The standard is high too, beyond reasonable doubt, so I doubt this would stand up unless there was behaviour prior to this that we didn't see. He's not interfering with anyone else's normal course of activities or holding up traffic
They might also try for "common assault without battery" which is probably their best bet, if they could prove that they had a reasonable fear of being assaulted. Even though it's not an arrestable offence, section 25 gives powers of arrest to prevent the assault taking place (not after it's occurred). But this is also doubtful whether the courts would find this reasonable. the man wasn't threatening violence. He was slowly advancing on them, but there was no command for him to stop and he wasn't armed. Being black and shouty isn't enough by itself.
Of course this is the US, and they have their own laws and powers and seem to have quite the free hand, more's the pity. But in the UK the officers might find themselves in hot water if challenged with the vid and a good barrister, and I'd advise they'd be on stronger ground if they attempted to verbally engage with the man first, even if it was a clear command to stop that was ignored
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 2:07,
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more inventiveness from B3tas most tedious stalker. what was it last week, "cool story, bro?"
it's like some trollbot has been programmed with 90's internet catchphrases and been set to "triggered" mode to autoreply to my posts.
you're not a bot, are you prufock? you have all the personality of one
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 9:44,
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You reply to my post with an extremely long and boring reply yet I'm the stalker?
Get help, mate.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 10:12,
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I’m sorry, it appears I’ve completely misunderstood the purpose of posting links
There I was thinking that it was about sharing things found elsewhere for people to see and discuss.
Apparently I’ve been wrong all these years.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 10:35,
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mine was just a neutral post
unlike you, I'm not obsessed with an inconsequential dullard such as yourself outside of your constant trolling attempts compelled by bitterness and jealous sense of inadequacy. I just have some sport when you do.
Not sure why the pretence that you're not a tedious stalker. Maybe you're not even aware. As I said before, if you had wit to be self-aware you wouldn't behave as you do. I'm happy to link to dozens of examples in just the past months to highlight your obsession. It'd be no more tedious than your stalking, and might be therapeutic to be confronted with the pathetic scope of it
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 10:49,
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No. You're not obsessed. Not at all. No siree.
Try doing a respective word count of our exchanges. Even taking into account all the replies you delete when you've calmed down/sobered up you'll still exceed mine by a factor of 10.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 10:56,
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That's like saying the woman you're stalking is the real stalker because she screams louder than you when she finds you looking through her window
I'm always struck about how thick you are when it boils down to it, which goes someway to explain your stalking. Are you honestly so stupid you dont think it would be easy for me to establish your obsession with me? B3ta keeps a thread history
So, for the purpose of establishing who is the stalker, you find all the examples in the last few months when I've made an insulting reply to a neutral post of yours, and I'll list the ones where you did with mine, ignoring subsequent exchanges. I think the ratio must be about 40 to 1 on your side, and the 1 was when you were making a reference to me though not replying directly to me.
I'll let that stand for the case to you being a stalker in the eyes of somebody sensible, i.e. not yourself
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 11:13,
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What about all the replies you delete?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 11:21,
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I honestly don't know what you're talking about
nobody has ever accused me of deleting threads until just now, and that's because I don't. it's probably part of the same delusional paranoid personality that makes you think you're not a stalker and the person you're obsessed with is
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 11:32,
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Yes you do. I know you do, and you know you do.
You're not quite as stupid as Sockcooker, you wait till the dust has settled at least, then you go back and delete the worst excesses of your latest hissy fit tantrum. I suppose you think that makes you clever.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 11:39,
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tell me, when you imagine me deleting these threads
do you also imagine you've said clever and biting things, and the only reason you never get to see them is that I delete those specific threads and I just happen to leave the ones that unfairly make you look like spiteful poorly educated stalker, like all those i've listed below
{edit} here's a curious thing. I had another look for other examples when you've stalked me. I remembered one of you having another attempt to claw back lost face by claiming I'd used "disinterested" in the wrong sense. I remember proving you comprehensively wrong once again by showing you it was allowable in the dictionary.
But oddly, the humiliating thread for you had been deleted by someone trying to hide it. fortunately, b3tas code being what it these things aren't actually deleted, and turned up in search
you can see the thread for yourself https://b3ta.com/links/1538020, but when you click on {thread} for the full post, it disappears.
Like Trump, you're probably delusionally pathological enough to accuse others of your own transgressions, a bit like having fantasies it's the other person who's the stalker. It's also got my reasonable assessment of your stalking even three months ago which other might want to read, so I'm not surprised you deleted it, though I think even that was overestimating you
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 12:21,
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I've seen you do it too.
If it's not you doing it, then there's a mod out there who is looking out to protect your reputation, such as it is.
By the way, profcuck is a twat, nobody would dispute that, but you, you are really fucking weird.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 14:37,
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again, you seem quite triggered since our last exchange
so I think we can discount any claim you make at this stage. I'm hoping you wont turn out to be another prufrok. As last time, you have a habit of interjecting in the middle of an argument and I displayed my annoyance in my tone. I certainly don't bear you any ill will. You say some things I agree with and others I don't, but until now you haven't been coming consistently antagonistic like prufock
As usual, I've provided several bits of evidence to support my claims, while others have none as they are baseless and motivated by bitterness. If I was deleting thread, you think there'd be someone mentioning it like they do with sockcooker. But I dont so they dont. But we have established that it's common behaviour for prufock
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 15:05,
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This is what took a couple of minute to find in the last two months. I'm sure i've missed plenty. But you get the obsessive trend here
b3ta.com/links/1547088#post1547153 -insult
b3ta.com/links/1545965 - insult
b3ta.com/links/1543721#post1543863 -failed attempt at grammar correction
b3ta.com/links/1537945#post1537972 - failed attempt at grammar correction
b3ta.com/links/1537921#post1537929 -insult, failed attempt at grammar correction
the common factor here is that they're all unprovoked. I'm just posting about something that interests me. It all stems from that time a few months ago where you made a failed attempted to correct me about the use of "straw man" and it's like something snapped in that fragile pretentious ego, and you've been doing it ever since. It's all quite pathetic
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 11:27,
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Not obsessed. Not stalking. Nope.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 11:40,
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as I said, it's not delusional stalkers I'm trying to convince
how did you go at your end? One example of me coming in to your threads and insulting you unprovoked? No, I didn't think so. Well, you've certainly made your counterargument quite forcibly to not being a stalker.
For the curious, here was the original thread that seemed to permatrigger prufock from being just some colourless occassional links poster to one who followed me around like a bad smell ever since. It seems pretty innocuous, and I even attempted to be conciliatory and downplay it after my explanation for all the good it did me, but some wires seemed to fizzle in his head. It was march, so that's a good five months of obsession
b3ta.com/links/1535535#post1535552
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 12:17,
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Copy and paste that pathetic gaz you sent me.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 13:12,
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ah yes, the one where you deleted the thread, then told a lot of lies about it's content.
I was a little disturbed by that kind of hostility, but I thought you must be aware of what you're doing, perhaps a personal attempt at reconciliation and apology might defuse it. I didn't have full picture who I was dealing with
If you insist, here it is in full:
Thu 13 Apr, 2017
To Prufrock
sorry if I went in a little hard on you on the thread deletion thing. it's not normally my style to bully
I thought I'd made some reasonable points in response to the article you posted, making my case where I thought ken's actually claims had some merit and where he didn't, and how some of the arguments against him were a little strawmanish, and I concluded that a 1 year ban was about right. I got into an argument with another bloke, mr man, over some specific claims, rather than you. However, you then accused me of being a ken lover and an antisemite, which I thought was unwarranted. I came back from the pub to find you'd deleted the thread and then were making claims about what went on in it another, which got my back up. So I had a go at you. I like to argue on the internet as you may have noticed, but I prefer to keep it civil, so a genuine sorry for overstepping the mark.
*************End of message.
I think others will see it as someone trying his best to deal with a mentalist, speaking plainly as to what happened and apologising for retaliating. I don't think I'm the one who comes across as pathetic here.
You'll notice that I've never attacked you unless provoked first by your insults and petty attempts at one upmanship which are almost always laughably misguided, and that includes your post today.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 13:50,
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I've just noticed that was back in 2017, I never check my messages, it took me while just now to remember how to access themit was a
And here's me thinking it was the march post that turned you stalker, when you have had this embitterness smouldering away for over two years. how delightful! I'd forgotten all about it and who you were. But being a personal message, I wouldn't have any reason to lie, what would be the point? so even back then you must have been the kind of person to delete threads and lie about their contents. What a sad pathetic man...
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 14:11,
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It stuck in my mind as no one else has ever gazzed to apologise for a hissy fit.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 14:25,
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no, I imagine the concept of someone considering another person's hurt feeling
and personally apologising for overstepping the mark even when there was justification must be quite foreign and baffling to your values, and another thing to be sneered at
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 14:43,
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You're the one that lies about deleting threads, mate.
Just give it a rest, yeah?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 14:22,
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I'm always happy to, and have said so many times
all you have to do is drop your obsession with me, and resist the urge to insult or point out non-existent grammatical errors. This is about you, not me
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 14:29,
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From my perspective
it is mostly about you and your delusions of grandeur.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 14:42,
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yes, well we know your perspective is both one of coming into other peoples threads and being permatriggered since our last exchange
So I can discount it
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 14:45,
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That this is a public forum. There are no private or invitational threads.
Profcuck started this thread, you inserted yourself into it to pretend that you trained Britain's probational police.
I don't know what permatriggered means.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 14:55,
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I worked in a joint venture between centrex and ncalt to roll out police training across the uk, based out of Hendon police college
It's odd that you counter an accusation of baseless lies with yet more baseless lies.
having something to say about a video is not "inserting yourself in a thread"
that is what you're doing, when two people are having an argument. It a public forum, but an annoying habit nevertheless, particularly as when you do it you suddenly feel the need to put your opinion at the end of every thread.
triggered in this sense is a modern usage that broadly means upset by something, usually but not exclusively on the internet. permatriggered is portmanteau indicating it's a continuous rather than a temporary state, as in an inability to get over being upset. I do hope your ignorance was feigned
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 15:31,
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Thing is, you do this a lot.
You make bold claims about your expertise in all things. "I taught British probationer coppers Powers of Arrest" is only vaguely true in a much, much smaller way than the misleading way you initially presented it.
By the way, the more things you claim to be an expert of, the more obvious it is that you're too stupid to realise how stupid you are.
Commenting on a links post is inserting yourself into a thread. It just is. I have not broken any formal etiquette by inserting myself into the same thread you inserted yourself into. You are trying to make an issue out of my imaginary faux pas to deflect attention from the fact that your audience is calling you out for bullshitting.
An audience that you acknowledge (e.g. "For the curious, here was the original thread....") and think you are performing for, like you're some kind of Bill Buckley.
I don't feel any 'sudden need' to put comments at the end of threads. My only sudden needs are rare and toilet based.
I still don't understand what permatriggered means in this situation, could you explain it much further please?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 17:37,
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I don't have anything to say, I just want to be at the end of this thread.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 21:45,
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No, that would be me now
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 22:40,
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You rotter!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 23:08,
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You always have to have the last word, don't you?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 23:16,
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so, it upsets you that I know things?
Powers of Arrest was one of my specific projects that I headed, from scoping KLO's to delivering it. Along with criminal damage, misuse of drugs, and a few more that I can't recall now, it was a few years ago. It was set up to replace the traditional police FE colleges with probationers expected to pass or fail on the basis of my training, so it wasn't some namby pamby little side learning, but solid. We had three in-house legal whose only job was to check I'd got the legislation right. I'm not sure on what basis you accuse me of lying or exaggerating , but it seems little more than petty jealousy. I acknowledge that not everybody will be interested, and did so in my post with "at least to me", but I figured at least someone would be on the question of whether shouting 'arrest me' is an arrestable offence, and that's generally the basis B3ta should work on. Unlike others, I have a tedious stalker that attempts to troll or insult almost every time I post, and that's definitely not in the spirit of B3ta. Don't let yourself become one of them, brb
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 23:40,
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I'm not upset by you claiming to know things, nor am I jealous of your delusions of grandeur. These responses are indicitive of what I'm criticising you for.
You don't have any stalkers. You inserted yourself into your so-called stalker's thread.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 20 Aug 2020, 0:43,
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claiming I have delusions of grandeur for just talking about a job I had is pretty textbook jealousy, I'm afraid
and making constant attacks, as you've been doing this thread, also confirms that you are still very upset. I think you have in common with prufock an inability to accept, admit, or deal with it when you are wrong, and it manifests itself in increasingly desperate attempts to claw back loss of face by attacking the person who showed you up. I am not a expert in psychology, but there's something kind of broken, immature and pathetic about this kind of response. It reminds me of the discussion with Mr Penis yesterday about the racist who got punched, which was essentially "Does having mental issues excuse a person from being a cunt?"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 20 Aug 2020, 1:33,
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ironylols
You really are such a twat.
This thread will be on 'older links' soon so you can start deleting your most embarrassing posts without too many people noticing.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 20 Aug 2020, 13:29,
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Just leave me alone you tiresome prick.
You replied to my post with a very long and boring comment, try not replying to me, or even better put me on ignore, just spare me all the long winded, boring, bullshit.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 14:44,
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no, I'll continue to do what I'm doing you pathetic little stalking man
and give you more of it every time you provoke me. it remains your call
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 14:46,
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I ask you to stop, you vow to carry on. Yet you call me the stalker.
Mental.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 16:16,
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Without context this looks like a police line pre-emptively maceing a protester before issuing any command.
Not sure what I’m supposed to be cheering if that’s the case.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 7:59,
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Who said anything about race?
I didn’t.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 10:11,
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One of them says back
0.23 seconds before spraying him
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 10:44,
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Oh right.
Accusations of wanton violence cheerfully retracted.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 13:43,
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Off to Greggs you go.
Apols for FB link.
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 18:32,
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Everything about this video is perfect.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 19:27,
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This little fucker stole half me pasty
I turned my back to tempt him into another attempt and here he comes
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 21:02,
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Beautiful
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 19 Aug 2020, 12:11,
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The Linda McCartney Story - unbelievably wonderfully atrocrocious biopic
includes Peter Capaldi as George Harrison, and everyone calls each other by their full name all the time so you know who the fuck they are.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 18 Aug 2020, 17:52,
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BREXIT CUBE
I made this!
Introducing BREXIT CUBE - a fiendishly complex puzzle!
43 quinitillion combinations - only 1 solution!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 17:46, Reply)
very good
wait.... wasn't we told it would be easy and quick?
what's changed? please don't tell me that we've completely been lied to?
(, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 19:34, Reply)
The free trade agreement that we will do with the European Union should be one of the easiest in human history
we hold all the cards
they will be queueing up to do trade deals with us
we will adopt the Norway model
We will not be leaving the single market
There will be no downside to Brexit, only a considerable upside
The day after we vote to leave, we hold all the cards and we can choose the path we want
A free trade and customs agreement concluded before March 2019
A high-tech customs solution would make frictionless borders simple
Britain will take back control of its fisheries after Brexit
If we vote Leave, we will be able to increase funding to science and still save billions
There will be no change to the border between Northern Ireland and the Republic
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 20:20,
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Lovingly hand-cut uptempo music and pictures
I made this!
Look Mum No Sequencers
(thanks to brb for link fixage)
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 18 Aug 2020, 16:22,
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I like this
I felt like I was inside a can of la croix.
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 22:44,
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Thanks, and in sense that's what we all are.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 19 Aug 2020, 10:06,
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Very pleasant
I find some ambient music too repetitive, unless you're really listening to it in the background. This certainly doesn't fall into that category!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 19 Aug 2020, 19:51,
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11th Starlink Mission (SpaceX)
Launching at about 15:30.
58 Starlink satellites and three of Planet’s SkySats on top of a Falcon 9. 1st stage will land on a drone ship. You know the drill, this is becoming routine.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 15:26,
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O hai Sockcooker
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 15:54,
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1000 oscillator drone live
THE MUSEUM OF EVERYTHING ELSE aka Look Mum No Computer made 1000 oscillator modules. It's sort of a very protracted THX 'deep note'.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 13:16,
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A 14,000-year-old puppy found in Russia
with a a bit of woolly rhino in its stomach. Both puppy and rhino are dead.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 11:24,
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Dependancy
I post this because every large organisation I've ever worked far has had this dependency in some shape or form:
xkcd.com/2347/
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Though it is nice when you're responsible for that one system and it keeps you in employment
Not forgetting the perennial, 'can't we just replace it?' followed by an explanation of how intertwined it is with everything else and just how much it will cost to rework everything around it and verify that the end result is still the same.
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That's why I voted remain
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 14:22,
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I've got a few tales on these type of systems!!!
systems from lats 90's that critical systems need that have no support that have just worked, no security patches never been switched off etc.
or critical systems that somehow rely on peoples desktops being turned on!
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The company I left in 2010 still had several vital systems running on VAX/VMS. It was a bloody timebomb.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 11:32,
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PDP11??
Smart light bulbs have probably more computing power than the old PDP11
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There were three VAX 4000s, clustered together sharing a stack of SCSI disks with at least one failed disk in there. I couldn't tell you what subtypes they were except that the name Model 500 seems to ring a bell.
My interaction with them was limited to pressing the power button and running whatever arcane command was required to get them running again whenever the power had died.
I couldn't even tell you if they had functional backups.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 13:50,
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C4NDL3$!
18 years...woooow...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 18 Aug 2020, 22:11,
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I'm all grown up
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 22:54,
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if it works, it works
though I'd guess finding experienced staff will become an ever greater headache. Suspect the virus will prompt a move towards change as the old grey heads become fewer.
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You'd think...
but there's still a pretty big market for COBOL programmers.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 20:46,
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i've worked places with no IT manager
Everyone in IT sorta carved out their patch. Struggled to impress upon the non-techie manager what would happen were any of the sys-admins to get hit by a bus.
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The worst thing is....
...that I've got 2 apps like that that I wrote accidentally that are now - apparently - 24/7 mission critical apps.
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doctordoctor I feel like a pair of curtains, Tue 18 Aug 2020, 16:58,
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Access of course - Excel is for amateurs. Ours are making 32-bit API calls so the clock is ticking
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Ronnie O'Sullivan's 147 break but every time he pots a ball John Virgo says 'Where's the cue ball going'
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