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This is a link post Battle Truck, AKA Warlords of the 21st Century (1982)


Amazingly good bad film/amazingly bad good film.

Features an impressive cast of himoffs and wotziznames.

The soundtrack has a professional orchestra and also a guitarist with severely limited understanding of key and timing.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 15:25, , Reply)
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A year after Mad Max 2? What a coincidence.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post In fairness to Battletruck, the similarities are superficial and it does its own thing.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post An even cheaper version of Damnation Alley??

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post needs more mutant radioactive cockroaches

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn’t everything?

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooh, ooh, ooh
Many many years ago, somewhere in the eighties, there was a really shitty US TV series about truck drivers fighting crime. They drove rather ridiculous futuristic articulated trucks. Anyone else remember this or am I hallucinating again?

-edit- found it: www.google.com/search?q=The+Highwayman+TV&hl=nl&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj0q7rX4ebrAhUksKQKHVr1DBMQ_AUoAXoECHkQAw&biw=1280&bih=648&dpr=1.5
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus
It's even worse than I remeber it to be.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S43ASGEOuU
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mega candles
Jeez everyone here is sooooo old
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 13 Sep 2020, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, and here's episode 1:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkswn-2jsC4
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Joyeux bougies.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 22:10, , Reply)
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B._J._and_the_Bear
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 0:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember seeing on this TV ages ago and mostly liking it
I might risk revisiting it
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I watched it last night
Ta
 (Sherbs, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Timmy Mallet got his own lighthouse
Timmy Mallet got his own lighthouse
 (stubhuman, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Timmy Mallet got his own lighthouse?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 13 Sep 2020, 16:05, , Reply)
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Timmy Mallet got his own lighthouse.
 (stubhuman, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post is the light to ward off passing sailors?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post something seamen something
Back door something
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 7:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ghey

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sun 13 Sep 2020, 16:46, , Reply)
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nobody is really going to see it

and if they do see it, they're probaly going to crash and not complain
 (razzle, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Car makers should contract the gentle beep option to...
The Crafsman.

He's appeared on links before.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 5:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Lockdown's over Ogmios back in the flow


(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 3:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post wot a completely lovely bloke

(ozof, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 8:19, , Reply)
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Great stuff, have been looking forward to more of this since watching episodes 1 and 2.
The acceptable face of YouTube influencing.
 (abc, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post papa johns is the fourth emergency service
of the apocalypse
 (Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was amazing
love it
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post you've been here almost as long as i haven't

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff. :)

(I helped save b3ta! GillianT's_Pet_Trombone, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 18:38, , Reply)
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fantastic

listening to this should be on the driving test
 (razzle, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very nicely done.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is the drama I was waiting for.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 8:33, , Reply)
This is a link post A little over involved maybe...

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 13 Sep 2020, 3:40, , Reply)
This is a link post A cosnpiracy theorist on BBC
Skip to 8:00
The end is golden
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 0:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you watch a lot of videos with the title format "X destroys Y"
One revelation from Alex Jones bitter divorce/custody hearings was that he gave sworn testimony that he doesn't hold the opinions he expresses through inforwars and webcasts, that it is a persona he created for entertainment purposes. Interestingly, this admission had no impact on his popularity with his followers. Maybe they think it was a double bluff. It's a bit like the Bigfoot hoax, even when the originator revealed the hoax and showed the fake feet he used, it didn't stop a subsequent army of people who now believe in bigfoot. Beliefs are quite sticky
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 1:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alex Jones is Lorraine Kelly in reverse-drag.
AICMFP.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 5:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bigfoot enthusiasts believe they communicate by knocking on hollow trees
So now american forests are full of people banging on trees at each other thinking the person banging back is a bigfoot.
 (sithemong, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 8:06, , Reply)
This is a link post New Henge vid
I do love these guys...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a link post First ever preserved grown up cave bear unearthed

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post All grown up. Phwoar.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post A new genomic study shows Homo sapiens regularly interbred
with cave bears. In fact Europeans are half cave bears. The paper is yet to be bear reviewed though
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 7:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post That explains
mum.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 7:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I *love* practical effects.
I was a massive fan of early CGI, watched Siggraph every year when BBC2 used to be an advocate for animation, love early Pixar (Luxor Jr, Red's Dream), watched T2 the other night and reminisced about how groundbreaking that looked at the time...

But modern CGI can fuck right off...give me models and prosthetics and in-camera effects every time!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post CGI has its uses
Check out how they made The Mandalorian.

The Minions films are worth mentioning too; sometimes I could swear I was watching stop motion.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Lego movies are a good example of that

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 12 Sep 2020, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Lego Movie is gorgeous

(I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I can.
Next question?
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 12 Sep 2020, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post yup
I remember watching it on vhs the year it came out
 (sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post It scared me when i was small.
I only made it up to the bit when Jack Visits David in hospital.
Great film though.
 (Sherbs, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a link post O'Sullivan 147 in under a minute I made this!
I didn't feel like Ronnie O'Sullivan's record maximum break of 5 minutes 20 seconds was fast enough, so I sped it up by cutting out all the guff.
(InflammableHound may be recorded for training porpoises, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post How would he like it if a giant jellyfish with a trust fund swam under him and trapped him in a vortex?

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 12 Sep 2020, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love to see that with a Portuguese man o' war...
tentacles being sucked into the vortex...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Sep 2020, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Zavid Bowie und Nick Jagger
GC says yes but it's worth a pea.
And today I feel like living dangerously.
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post A solid gold classic

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 12:46, , Reply)
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one of the better ones - i did laugh at parts
 (razzle, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a link post I guess his number was up
Just the greatest
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(
Well I guess he's finally kicked the bucket, so he deserves this honour :)

youtu.be/XhAec0h4lds
 (sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Sat 12 Sep 2020, 13:43, , Reply)
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Wonder if he's sweet and dandy in heaven :)

youtu.be/RvXAn8Tuz4k
 (sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Sat 12 Sep 2020, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post ah death
life's liquidator
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a link post *Unfortunate brand name klaxon*
order now for Xmas!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post *throws money at screen*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 12 Sep 2020, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post AHOOGA AHOOGA

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Professional wank hammer!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Sep 2020, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Give your meat a good old rub
and then hammer the fuck out of it
 (dribble, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 0:16, , Reply)
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That a Lynch reference?
 (mrmenfolk, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post he might have used it
I was thinking of Timbuk 3

Though I've a feeling it turns up in the film with 'Science' in the title, possibly a John Hughes 80s comedy.

Correction, that was Weird Science which was 2 years earlier, probably Tommy Boy
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a link post 360 Penguin fluff
Click and drag.
P.p.p.pick up a penguin.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 3:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like it
I want one of those penguin biscuits now too.
 (Sherbs, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 5:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Oh Tim, bad choice of thumbnail


(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 1:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I noticed that people are metioning the bit at 4:37.
Blimey
 (Sherbs, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 3:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post RC says no

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tim knows EXACTLY what he is doing.
He’s played “injured innocent” for at least a decade now.
Edit: and he still carries it off perfectly for new videos, but once you’ve seen a few you know he is totally in on the dirty jokes..
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post you have a dark viewpoint on things

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post “Dark” seems an odd word
But ever since Tim showed the dildo off, years and years ago, (which may well have been innocent then) I can’t believe he walks into these things totally innocently any more.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 14:00, , Reply)
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wal bac
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a link post 3rd tower 9/11 stuff
I never knew there was a third one. BBC reports before it happened :o/
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post There were more
For example https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/7_World_Trade_Center

hahaha
guess I should have looked at the video for a second or two before posting
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did wonder!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post *grabs tinfoil*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 12 Sep 2020, 0:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post *microwaves the rest of the roll*

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 7:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you look closely,
you can see Bill Gates and George Soros running out of the WTC 7 giggling before it collapses.
 (Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Sat 12 Sep 2020, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reuters got the wrong end of the stick; the Beeb and CNN ran with it in good faith.
These things happen.

www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/theeditors/2008/07/controversy_conspiracies_iii.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post where's evil_andy
to say "Stop buying into and spreading this shit, you Abosulte spastic". Like he did when I claimed that washing hands was a good idea, but not enough to stop the spread of the pandemic.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sat 12 Sep 2020, 16:04, , Reply)
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Fuck off, I'm busy.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 18:27, , Reply)

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