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want to sound intelligent
cos not many people really understand how HTTPS really works - just magic yea!? impress* your friends with knowing how HTTPS really works
*bore the shit
but good to know if you use this all the time in your work
(always remember that crab-in-the-middle attacks are the worst!!)
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razzle, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 11:57,
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Tatreon
I made this!
Giving this a go after being talked into it. Drop us a quid if you feel!
www.patreon.com/Tatvision
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mrmenfolk, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 10:09,
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Fart world problem
Reddit
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 9:39,
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Funny when ur 3, funny when ur 93
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 17:19,
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what about the years inbetween?
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razzle, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 22:31,
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hello
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 9:23,
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that's been around a bit, I still watch it fully and laugh every time, great ending
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razzle, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 9:51,
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That cat has rhythm.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 14:02,
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It's the Anpanman March
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_PyFLKHYK4
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 15:35,
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Sad short doco about a dying alternative lifestyle commune in kiwiland
I've got a mate who lives just south of the coromandel in wanga, and often goes up there. He's not a hippie, mind, he's a pig hunter
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 6:12,
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interesting, nice to see the story from diferent angles
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razzle, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 8:05,
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that guy's South African?
No wonder he pissed everyone off! Never met a nice...
This is another said Coromandel Story, I know this road well, one of my favourite drives and you get to this little farm. Stop the car, get out, and all the pigs will come and say hello and roll over for belly rubs. Few pleasures match the joy of scratching piglet bellies! Such a special little place, but there's a sad story too.
Fucking typical
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4jbbPIQuJ8
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 10:39,
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Stopped there to say hello to the pigs a couple of years ago.
While there, some fuckwit in a Jucy van clattered along the gravel road at about 50kph. Lucky the pigs weren't crossing at the time.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 12:41,
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HELLO
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 15:30,
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HI
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 15:47,
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Hello
I hate those Jucy vans too.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 16 Sep 2020, 9:24,
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Isn't New Zealand an alternative lifestyle commune?
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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 21:04,
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We certainly have our fair share of workable locations
Auckland has a similar density to Birmingham, though.
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Wed 16 Sep 2020, 1:41,
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Revolting simulated bestiality
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 2:26,
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Depraved
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2kindsofherring, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 7:52,
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I thought bananas where lethal to them, like chocolate and possibly monster munch
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razzle, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 7:53,
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Depends on what you do with the banana
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 8:38,
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cor!
imagine that was your cock, eating that banana
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 15 Sep 2020, 9:02,
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Docking...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 14:34,
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It must have thought all its birthdays and Christmases had come at once.
They struggle to hunt them in the wild, and then one is just handed to it.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 12:04,
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Once they've killed several, they bury them for their winter stores.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 16:22,
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Jolly Jack's branching into live action?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 22:24,
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It can't be, no tits.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 23:36,
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cartoon alien with drum and bass
It's head's bit Gary Larson, if you ask me.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 1:09,
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What a lovely little thing that is!
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 13:16,
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cool. I've got two waterjets at the moment
one had a minor fault and they just sent me a new one without asking for the first one back. might have a go if I can source the parts
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 6:52,
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I wish I had the room for one!
every time i've thought about making something like this - or a CNC machine, the design goes from reasonable to crazy big
he has another follow up video, were he uses a petrol powered water pump
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razzle, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 7:47,
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now I can't get barney songs out of head!
I love you, you love me, we're one happy....
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razzle, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 0:21,
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no way am i clicking that
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 4:04,
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its a story about a lad/man trapped in his own body for years, who got put in front of TV watching barney on a regular basis, then recovered by getting pissed off and then doing something about it
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razzle, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 7:49,
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thanks!
Maybe you can do more reviews of links to save us all a lot of effort. I'm sure Jeffery44 would find it incredibly useful.
b3ta.com/links/1549055#post1549105
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 21:01,
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I bet this screws up your sense of distance
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMiKyfd6hA0
all they need to do now is to attach weapons on it
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razzle, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 23:55,
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One of the comments is by someone who's just discovered Father Tec
How I long to be that person.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 13:38,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=L49ioi5PXqY
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 0:18,
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Change the livery to Ryanair's and it could fit 100 passengers
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 10:04,
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But then it would fly to Glasgow and claim it was in Edinburgh.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 12:22,
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A Lock Opera
I made this!
Posting for a friend who ain't cool enough to be on B3ta. The lockdown hit him hard, so he created alternative personas and penned an imaginary rock opera...yeah...
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 22:07,
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I quite enjoyed that, thanks!
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 2:26,
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Is there liiife on Veeeeeeeeeeeenuuuuuus?
Probably not, but you know, interesting idea.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 17:32,
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Carl Sagan thought so
and so did many others but a lot of the conversation in some of the articles I have read is a bit over my head.
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 18:25,
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Yup, I think it is fairly plausible.
Maybe we're seeing the farts of Venereal macrofauna.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 19:04,
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so like us
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 7:33,
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There was a young man from Venus
Whose nose was shaped like a penis
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 20:06,
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When catching a cold,
Which never got old,
He'd shoot out something most heinous.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 0:45,
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His wife was not pleased,
because when he sneezed,
jizz came out of his anus.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 0:52,
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The chance of that are a million to one.
Ah, sorry, wrong planet.
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Varmint, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 20:57,
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No
Because space is always disappointing
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 23:58,
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Yeah every night I look up and see the Milky Way and countless stars and think
Really, is that the best you can do?
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 4:11,
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exactly, a few blobs of burning gas with endless bugger-all between 'em
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 6:25,
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It'll have to go.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 6:46,
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If you're REEEEEEEEEEEEEEally patient
it will
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 7:16,
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We recorded a version of "Duck Tales" even though we're in four different countries.
I made this!
My band - The Linebreakers - normally plays live at tech conferences and meetups, but nobody's travelling this year so we haven't even been in the same country since January. So we made this video instead using lots of greenscreens and trans-Atlantic silliness.
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The One and Only Sheriff Fatman, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 16:32,
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Nice!
I like this
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 20:06,
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Excellent use of green screens, well done!
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 2:30,
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I may
have sent this to my Cloud Group team. Great job!
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 15 Sep 2020, 6:09,
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Can it remove the memories from my tortured mind?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 15:54,
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No, you need alcohol.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 20:34,
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I can.
But I'll need to remove them via your bottom.
With my willy.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 7:34,
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It's a date!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 15:31,
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Assuming it works bollocks
All the hours wasted trying to extract a foreground image. Most ending up with me screaming into a cup.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 17:31,
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This site is good
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razzle, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 23:12,
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It works...
..and it works rather well. I don't subscribe 'cos it's pretty expensive to use every other week on a subscription (Photoshop 2020 has a similar tool btw). They have a video version too though unscreen.com
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Sheep!, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 17:44,
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A wild sheep appeared!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 20:52,
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He’s always been here
We’ve only just been able to separate him from the background.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 21:21,
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background ewes
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 4:15,
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All "Rocket League" sounds redone by voice
I made this!
Here's something silly for people who know the game. :)
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seriesly AWESOME, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 13:06,
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Who's voice?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 13:40,
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Mine..
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seriesly AWESOME, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 13:48,
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So Doom next? CoD?
There's got to be a few games that could make you hoarse.
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 15:49,
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lol, nice idea!
But for now I my channel is "Rocket League" only. But yeah, a side channel would be great.. ;)
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seriesly AWESOME, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 16:09,
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BRilliant and jolly moving
I recognise quite a few of those views and you've made them look even lovlier.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 14 Sep 2020, 12:03,
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That was really good.
If I may be so presumptuous as to offer some constructive criticism; you've used far too much beautiful footage. It's overloaded with beautiful footage. Less is more. Less scenes. Less cuts. Linger. It will make it easier to appreciate the poetry too. Otherwise, excellent.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 19:13,
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Chanctonbury Ring FTW and FTLulz.
I was up there in April enjoying the view and the dogging car park nearby.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 18:19,
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Colgrave Incoming
("soonish")
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jonbob loves you, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 1:11,
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Love this guy
Can't wait!
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 20:12,
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Chinese chef reviews Jamie Oliver's egg fried rice
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 23:30,
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What a cunt.
I'm not all that keen on Oliver either.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 23:39,
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Who make your tofu, Capri Sun?
Hai-ya!
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jonbob loves you, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 1:20,
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Needs more heavy metals?
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 7:53,
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Self-titled "uncle"?
What a twat.
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Varmint, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 10:11,
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It's for the UK pallette though?
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shitkicker, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 11:33,
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palate even :D
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shitkicker, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 11:34,
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Oh you meant pallet oven

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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 13:02,
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Indeed.
Jamie Oliver does simple recipes that people with no prior experience of cooking can have a go at at home. It’s not intended to be authentic, or restaurant quality. It’s supposed to be easy and fun.
Uncle Roger is a prick.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 12:06,
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^
He does use far too much olive oil and salt, but Uncle Roger is a twat.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 13:48,
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I thought the problem with olive oil was the low smoke point.
If you get it hot enough for stir-fry it tastes terrible.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 0:31,
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I reckon it would be fine for fried rice
Not the posh stuff mind
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benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 9:57,
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uncle Roger is supposed to be a prick
You all realise uncle Roger is a character made up by a young actor who is making fun of his older relatives? He's supposed to be a stereotypical bitter divorced middle aged asian man who mansplains way too much. I think he actually does a good job of doing it humorously. He also clearly can't actually cook to save himself.
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petherfile, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 22:45,
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Alright alright, I went to a Polish resturant in Tooting once where the waiter was like this
every time we tried to pronounce something on the menu.
Amusing, for a while.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 14 Sep 2020, 12:07,
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I'm no chef, and even I can see some of the stuff Oliver is doing in that video doesn't look right.
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abc, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 13:41,
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what's he got against jars?
He needs to have a word with my local Chinese supermarket
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 13:55,
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He RUINED Star Wars.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 14 Sep 2020, 14:34,
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yes jam in rice is disgusting
chicken blood is much better
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 14 Sep 2020, 16:16,
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Uncle Roger is
a prick.
That video where he moans about people boiling rice in a saucepan because it's not the proper way to cook it? His proper way is 'use a rice cooker'. Proper div.
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robbersdog, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 17:50,
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Well,
I found it entertaining.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 20:23,
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agree
Nigel NG's character Uncle Roger is hilarious.
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petherfile, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 22:48,
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Epicus City
I made this!
Thanks for listening.
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 21:04,
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Lovely slice of electronica...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 22:56,
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Nice
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Sherbs, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 10:19,
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She say jump
She other refuses to ask how high.
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Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 16:11,
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She ain't jumping now
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 16:18,
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mannerisms suggested john lydon in drag
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 16:51,
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flashback to Steve Nallon doing his shrillest best
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 18:02,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NQphQZXhFM
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 18:10,
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I agree with her on this
I would not have jumped either.
Good on you, Sir Maggie.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 13 Sep 2020, 18:25,
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She stole my milk
but I fully support her position in this video.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 20:37,
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defo on the spectrum
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benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 20:03,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVWnjHFHrzE
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 20:05,
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Heroin Computer?
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Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 21:53,
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horace goes to rehab
and manic miner goes on the sick whilst jet set willy is on his third sinclair c5 this quarter
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 22:14,
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Dont start - Horace is (likely not, but claimed) in the hands of a patent troll
Who is now trying to flog Hungry Horace on STEAM as a 60MB download...
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 10:52,
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Did she ever interview Stephen Hawking?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 20:31,
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"it shows you want to be normal"
That was as revealing as a jump.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 21:38,
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IKR
Like being a prime minister is a totally normal thing to be.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 22:08,
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The confusion is
Her favourite trio were the Pointer Sisters and her favourite band was Van Halen.
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Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 22:09,
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Lately I've been seeing a lot of Thatch
I'm taking it as a sign that Boris's days are numbered.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 23:38,
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That's a thought, imagine her meeting Trump.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 0:01,
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Can’t imagine it would have been much different from when he met Liz.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 19:11,
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"...the room seemed to darken and an icy chill set in."
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 0:47,
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"we'd just like you to do a little jump"
"certainly not"
"can we see your tits, then?"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 0:17,
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