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This is a link post want to sound intelligent
cos not many people really understand how HTTPS really works - just magic yea!? impress* your friends with knowing how HTTPS really works

*bore the shit

but good to know if you use this all the time in your work
(always remember that crab-in-the-middle attacks are the worst!!)
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This is a link post Tatreon I made this!
Giving this a go after being talked into it. Drop us a quid if you feel!

www.patreon.com/Tatvision

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This is a link post Fart world problem
Reddit
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This is a normal post Funny when ur 3, funny when ur 93

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what about the years inbetween?
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This is a link post hello

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that's been around a bit, I still watch it fully and laugh every time, great ending
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This is a normal post That cat has rhythm.

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This is a normal post It's the Anpanman March
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_PyFLKHYK4
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This is a link post Sad short doco about a dying alternative lifestyle commune in kiwiland
I've got a mate who lives just south of the coromandel in wanga, and often goes up there. He's not a hippie, mind, he's a pig hunter

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interesting, nice to see the story from diferent angles
(, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 8:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post that guy's South African?
No wonder he pissed everyone off! Never met a nice...

This is another said Coromandel Story, I know this road well, one of my favourite drives and you get to this little farm. Stop the car, get out, and all the pigs will come and say hello and roll over for belly rubs. Few pleasures match the joy of scratching piglet bellies! Such a special little place, but there's a sad story too.

Fucking typical

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4jbbPIQuJ8
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This is a normal post Stopped there to say hello to the pigs a couple of years ago.
While there, some fuckwit in a Jucy van clattered along the gravel road at about 50kph. Lucky the pigs weren't crossing at the time.
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This is a normal post HELLO

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This is a normal post HI

(, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello
I hate those Jucy vans too.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't New Zealand an alternative lifestyle commune?

(, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post We certainly have our fair share of workable locations
Auckland has a similar density to Birmingham, though.
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This is a link post Revolting simulated bestiality

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This is a normal post Depraved

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I thought bananas where lethal to them, like chocolate and possibly monster munch
(, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 7:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Depends on what you do with the banana

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This is a normal post cor!
imagine that was your cock, eating that banana
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This is a normal post Docking...

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This is a normal post It must have thought all its birthdays and Christmases had come at once.
They struggle to hunt them in the wild, and then one is just handed to it.
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This is a normal post Once they've killed several, they bury them for their winter stores.

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This is a normal post Jolly Jack's branching into live action?

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This is a normal post It can't be, no tits.

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This is a link post cartoon alien with drum and bass
It's head's bit Gary Larson, if you ask me.

leaf sheep


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This is a normal post What a lovely little thing that is!

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This is a link post I really want to make this

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This is a normal post cool. I've got two waterjets at the moment
one had a minor fault and they just sent me a new one without asking for the first one back. might have a go if I can source the parts
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I wish I had the room for one!

every time i've thought about making something like this - or a CNC machine, the design goes from reasonable to crazy big

he has another follow up video, were he uses a petrol powered water pump
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This is a link post now I can't get barney songs out of head!
I love you, you love me, we're one happy....
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This is a normal post no way am i clicking that

(, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 4:04, , Reply)
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its a story about a lad/man trapped in his own body for years, who got put in front of TV watching barney on a regular basis, then recovered by getting pissed off and then doing something about it
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This is a normal post thanks!
Maybe you can do more reviews of links to save us all a lot of effort. I'm sure Jeffery44 would find it incredibly useful.

b3ta.com/links/1549055#post1549105
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I bet this screws up your sense of distance

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMiKyfd6hA0

all they need to do now is to attach weapons on it
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This is a normal post One of the comments is by someone who's just discovered Father Tec
How I long to be that person.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=L49ioi5PXqY
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This is a normal post Change the livery to Ryanair's and it could fit 100 passengers

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This is a normal post But then it would fly to Glasgow and claim it was in Edinburgh.

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This is a link post A Lock Opera I made this!
Posting for a friend who ain't cool enough to be on B3ta. The lockdown hit him hard, so he created alternative personas and penned an imaginary rock opera...yeah...

A LOCK OPERA : Coronavirus lockdown rock opera LOCKUMENTARY.


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I quite enjoyed that, thanks!
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This is a link post Is there liiife on Veeeeeeeeeeeenuuuuuus?
Probably not, but you know, interesting idea.

Is there life floating in the clouds of Venus?


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This is a normal post Carl Sagan thought so
and so did many others but a lot of the conversation in some of the articles I have read is a bit over my head.
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This is a normal post Your screen is too high
Lower your screen
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This is a normal post Yup, I think it is fairly plausible.
Maybe we're seeing the farts of Venereal macrofauna.
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This is a normal post so like us

(, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 7:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post There was a young man from Venus
Whose nose was shaped like a penis
(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post When catching a cold,
Which never got old,
He'd shoot out something most heinous.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post His wife was not pleased,
because when he sneezed,
jizz came out of his anus.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post The chance of that are a million to one.
Ah, sorry, wrong planet.
(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
Because space is always disappointing
(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah every night I look up and see the Milky Way and countless stars and think
Really, is that the best you can do?
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This is a normal post exactly, a few blobs of burning gas with endless bugger-all between 'em

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It'll have to go.
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This is a normal post If you're REEEEEEEEEEEEEEally patient
it will
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This is a link post We recorded a version of "Duck Tales" even though we're in four different countries. I made this!
My band - The Linebreakers - normally plays live at tech conferences and meetups, but nobody's travelling this year so we haven't even been in the same country since January. So we made this video instead using lots of greenscreens and trans-Atlantic silliness.
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This is a normal post Nice!
I like this
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Excellent use of green screens, well done!
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This is a normal post I may
have sent this to my Cloud Group team. Great job!
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This is a normal post Can it remove the memories from my tortured mind?

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This is a normal post No, you need alcohol.

(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can.
But I'll need to remove them via your bottom.
With my willy.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 7:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a date!

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This is a normal post Assuming it works bollocks
All the hours wasted trying to extract a foreground image. Most ending up with me screaming into a cup.
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This site is good
(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post It works...
..and it works rather well. I don't subscribe 'cos it's pretty expensive to use every other week on a subscription (Photoshop 2020 has a similar tool btw). They have a video version too though unscreen.com
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This is a normal post A wild sheep appeared!

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This is a normal post He’s always been here
We’ve only just been able to separate him from the background.
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background ewes
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This is a link post All "Rocket League" sounds redone by voice I made this!
Here's something silly for people who know the game. :)

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This is a normal post Who's voice?

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This is a normal post Mine..

(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post So Doom next? CoD?
There's got to be a few games that could make you hoarse.
(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol, nice idea!
But for now I my channel is "Rocket League" only. But yeah, a side channel would be great.. ;)
(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Enjoyed very much
Would enjoy a twelve minute version too.
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This is a normal post I'll get on the poet. But I think he might be dead.

(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, stick in his epitaph then

(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post BRilliant and jolly moving
I recognise quite a few of those views and you've made them look even lovlier.
(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was really good.
If I may be so presumptuous as to offer some constructive criticism; you've used far too much beautiful footage. It's overloaded with beautiful footage. Less is more. Less scenes. Less cuts. Linger. It will make it easier to appreciate the poetry too. Otherwise, excellent.
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This is a normal post Chanctonbury Ring FTW and FTLulz.
I was up there in April enjoying the view and the dogging car park nearby.
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This is a link post Colgrave Incoming
("soonish")

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This is a normal post Love this guy

Can't wait!
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This is a link post Chinese chef reviews Jamie Oliver's egg fried rice


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This is a normal post What a cunt.
I'm not all that keen on Oliver either.
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This is a normal post Who make your tofu, Capri Sun?
Hai-ya!
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This is a normal post Needs more heavy metals?

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This is a normal post Self-titled "uncle"?
What a twat.
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This is a normal post It's for the UK pallette though?

(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post palate even :D

(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh you meant pallet oven

(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed.
Jamie Oliver does simple recipes that people with no prior experience of cooking can have a go at at home. It’s not intended to be authentic, or restaurant quality. It’s supposed to be easy and fun.

Uncle Roger is a prick.
(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^
He does use far too much olive oil and salt, but Uncle Roger is a twat.
(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the problem with olive oil was the low smoke point.
If you get it hot enough for stir-fry it tastes terrible.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 0:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon it would be fine for fried rice
Not the posh stuff mind
(, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post uncle Roger is supposed to be a prick
You all realise uncle Roger is a character made up by a young actor who is making fun of his older relatives? He's supposed to be a stereotypical bitter divorced middle aged asian man who mansplains way too much. I think he actually does a good job of doing it humorously. He also clearly can't actually cook to save himself.
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This is a normal post Alright alright, I went to a Polish resturant in Tooting once where the waiter was like this
every time we tried to pronounce something on the menu.

Amusing, for a while.
(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 12:07, , Reply)
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I'm no chef, and even I can see some of the stuff Oliver is doing in that video doesn't look right.
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This is a normal post what's he got against jars?
He needs to have a word with my local Chinese supermarket
(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post He RUINED Star Wars.

(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes jam in rice is disgusting
chicken blood is much better
(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Uncle Roger is
a prick.

That video where he moans about people boiling rice in a saucepan because it's not the proper way to cook it? His proper way is 'use a rice cooker'. Proper div.
(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well,

I found it entertaining.
(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post agree
Nigel NG's character Uncle Roger is hilarious.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Epicus City I made this!
Thanks for listening.

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This is a normal post Lovely slice of electronica...

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This is a normal post Nice

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This is a link post She say jump
She other refuses to ask how high.

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This is a normal post She ain't jumping now

(, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post From Parliament to Pain

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This is a normal post mannerisms suggested john lydon in drag

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This is a normal post flashback to Steve Nallon doing his shrillest best

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This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NQphQZXhFM
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This is a normal post I agree with her on this
I would not have jumped either.
Good on you, Sir Maggie.
(, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post She stole my milk
but I fully support her position in this video.
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This is a normal post defo on the spectrum

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This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVWnjHFHrzE
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This is a normal post Heroin Computer?

(, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post horace goes to rehab
and manic miner goes on the sick whilst jet set willy is on his third sinclair c5 this quarter
(, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dont start - Horace is (likely not, but claimed) in the hands of a patent troll
Who is now trying to flog Hungry Horace on STEAM as a 60MB download...
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This is a normal post Did she ever interview Stephen Hawking?

(, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post "it shows you want to be normal"
That was as revealing as a jump.
(, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post IKR
Like being a prime minister is a totally normal thing to be.
(, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post The confusion is
Her favourite trio were the Pointer Sisters and her favourite band was Van Halen.
(, Sun 13 Sep 2020, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lately I've been seeing a lot of Thatch
I'm taking it as a sign that Boris's days are numbered.
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This is a normal post That's a thought, imagine her meeting Trump.

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This is a normal post Can’t imagine it would have been much different from when he met Liz.

(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post "...the room seemed to darken and an icy chill set in."

(, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 0:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post "we'd just like you to do a little jump"
"certainly not"
"can we see your tits, then?"
(, Mon 14 Sep 2020, 0:17, , Reply)

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