want to sound intelligent
cos not many people really understand how HTTPS really works - just magic yea!? impress* your friends with knowing how HTTPS really works
*bore the shit
but good to know if you use this all the time in your work
(always remember that crab-in-the-middle attacks are the worst!!)
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 11:57, Share, Reply)
cos not many people really understand how HTTPS really works - just magic yea!? impress* your friends with knowing how HTTPS really works
*bore the shit
but good to know if you use this all the time in your work
(always remember that crab-in-the-middle attacks are the worst!!)
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 11:57, Share, Reply)
Tatreon
I made this!
Giving this a go after being talked into it. Drop us a quid if you feel!
www.patreon.com/Tatvision
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 10:09, Share, Reply)
Giving this a go after being talked into it. Drop us a quid if you feel!
www.patreon.com/Tatvision
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 10:09, Share, Reply)
that's been around a bit, I still watch it fully and laugh every time, great ending
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 9:51, Share, Reply)
It's the Anpanman March
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_PyFLKHYK4
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 15:35, Share, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_PyFLKHYK4
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 15:35, Share, Reply)
Sad short doco about a dying alternative lifestyle commune in kiwiland
I've got a mate who lives just south of the coromandel in wanga, and often goes up there. He's not a hippie, mind, he's a pig hunter
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 6:12, Share, Reply)
I've got a mate who lives just south of the coromandel in wanga, and often goes up there. He's not a hippie, mind, he's a pig hunter
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 6:12, Share, Reply)
that guy's South African?
No wonder he pissed everyone off! Never met a nice...
This is another said Coromandel Story, I know this road well, one of my favourite drives and you get to this little farm. Stop the car, get out, and all the pigs will come and say hello and roll over for belly rubs. Few pleasures match the joy of scratching piglet bellies! Such a special little place, but there's a sad story too.
Fucking typical
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4jbbPIQuJ8
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 10:39, Share, Reply)
No wonder he pissed everyone off! Never met a nice...
This is another said Coromandel Story, I know this road well, one of my favourite drives and you get to this little farm. Stop the car, get out, and all the pigs will come and say hello and roll over for belly rubs. Few pleasures match the joy of scratching piglet bellies! Such a special little place, but there's a sad story too.
Fucking typical
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4jbbPIQuJ8
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 10:39, Share, Reply)
Stopped there to say hello to the pigs a couple of years ago.
While there, some fuckwit in a Jucy van clattered along the gravel road at about 50kph. Lucky the pigs weren't crossing at the time.
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 12:41, Share, Reply)
While there, some fuckwit in a Jucy van clattered along the gravel road at about 50kph. Lucky the pigs weren't crossing at the time.
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 12:41, Share, Reply)
We certainly have our fair share of workable locations
Auckland has a similar density to Birmingham, though.
( , Wed 16 Sep 2020, 1:41, Share, Reply)
Auckland has a similar density to Birmingham, though.
( , Wed 16 Sep 2020, 1:41, Share, Reply)
I thought bananas where lethal to them, like chocolate and possibly monster munch
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 7:53, Share, Reply)
It must have thought all its birthdays and Christmases had come at once.
They struggle to hunt them in the wild, and then one is just handed to it.
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 12:04, Share, Reply)
They struggle to hunt them in the wild, and then one is just handed to it.
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 12:04, Share, Reply)
Once they've killed several, they bury them for their winter stores.
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 16:22, Share, Reply)
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cartoon alien with drum and bass
It's head's bit Gary Larson, if you ask me.
leaf sheep
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 1:09, Share, Reply)
It's head's bit Gary Larson, if you ask me.
leaf sheep
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 1:09, Share, Reply)
cool. I've got two waterjets at the moment
one had a minor fault and they just sent me a new one without asking for the first one back. might have a go if I can source the parts
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 6:52, Share, Reply)
one had a minor fault and they just sent me a new one without asking for the first one back. might have a go if I can source the parts
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 6:52, Share, Reply)
I wish I had the room for one!
every time i've thought about making something like this - or a CNC machine, the design goes from reasonable to crazy big
he has another follow up video, were he uses a petrol powered water pump
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 7:47, Share, Reply)
now I can't get barney songs out of head!
I love you, you love me, we're one happy....
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 0:21, Share, Reply)
I love you, you love me, we're one happy....
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 0:21, Share, Reply)
its a story about a lad/man trapped in his own body for years, who got put in front of TV watching barney on a regular basis, then recovered by getting pissed off and then doing something about it
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 7:49, Share, Reply)
thanks!
Maybe you can do more reviews of links to save us all a lot of effort. I'm sure Jeffery44 would find it incredibly useful.
b3ta.com/links/1549055#post1549105
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 21:01, Share, Reply)
Maybe you can do more reviews of links to save us all a lot of effort. I'm sure Jeffery44 would find it incredibly useful.
b3ta.com/links/1549055#post1549105
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 21:01, Share, Reply)
I bet this screws up your sense of distance
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMiKyfd6hA0
all they need to do now is to attach weapons on it
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 23:55, Share, Reply)
One of the comments is by someone who's just discovered Father Tec
How I long to be that person.
( , Wed 16 Sep 2020, 13:38, Share, Reply)
How I long to be that person.
( , Wed 16 Sep 2020, 13:38, Share, Reply)
Change the livery to Ryanair's and it could fit 100 passengers
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 10:04, Share, Reply)
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 10:04, Share, Reply)
But then it would fly to Glasgow and claim it was in Edinburgh.
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 12:22, Share, Reply)
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A Lock Opera
I made this!
Posting for a friend who ain't cool enough to be on B3ta. The lockdown hit him hard, so he created alternative personas and penned an imaginary rock opera...yeah...
A LOCK OPERA : Coronavirus lockdown rock opera LOCKUMENTARY.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 22:07, Share, Reply)
Posting for a friend who ain't cool enough to be on B3ta. The lockdown hit him hard, so he created alternative personas and penned an imaginary rock opera...yeah...
A LOCK OPERA : Coronavirus lockdown rock opera LOCKUMENTARY.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 22:07, Share, Reply)
Is there liiife on Veeeeeeeeeeeenuuuuuus?
Probably not, but you know, interesting idea.
Is there life floating in the clouds of Venus?
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 17:32, Share, Reply)
Probably not, but you know, interesting idea.
Is there life floating in the clouds of Venus?
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 17:32, Share, Reply)
Carl Sagan thought so
and so did many others but a lot of the conversation in some of the articles I have read is a bit over my head.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 18:25, Share, Reply)
and so did many others but a lot of the conversation in some of the articles I have read is a bit over my head.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 18:25, Share, Reply)
Yup, I think it is fairly plausible.
Maybe we're seeing the farts of Venereal macrofauna.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 19:04, Share, Reply)
Maybe we're seeing the farts of Venereal macrofauna.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 19:04, Share, Reply)
There was a young man from Venus
Whose nose was shaped like a penis
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 20:06, Share, Reply)
Whose nose was shaped like a penis
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 20:06, Share, Reply)
When catching a cold,
Which never got old,
He'd shoot out something most heinous.
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 0:45, Share, Reply)
Which never got old,
He'd shoot out something most heinous.
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 0:45, Share, Reply)
His wife was not pleased,
because when he sneezed,
jizz came out of his anus.
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 0:52, Share, Reply)
because when he sneezed,
jizz came out of his anus.
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 0:52, Share, Reply)
The chance of that are a million to one.
Ah, sorry, wrong planet.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 20:57, Share, Reply)
Ah, sorry, wrong planet.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 20:57, Share, Reply)
Yeah every night I look up and see the Milky Way and countless stars and think
Really, is that the best you can do?
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 4:11, Share, Reply)
Really, is that the best you can do?
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 4:11, Share, Reply)
exactly, a few blobs of burning gas with endless bugger-all between 'em
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 6:25, Share, Reply)
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We recorded a version of "Duck Tales" even though we're in four different countries.
I made this!
My band - The Linebreakers - normally plays live at tech conferences and meetups, but nobody's travelling this year so we haven't even been in the same country since January. So we made this video instead using lots of greenscreens and trans-Atlantic silliness.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 16:32, Share, Reply)
My band - The Linebreakers - normally plays live at tech conferences and meetups, but nobody's travelling this year so we haven't even been in the same country since January. So we made this video instead using lots of greenscreens and trans-Atlantic silliness.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 16:32, Share, Reply)
Excellent website to quickly remove backgrounds on images
It will change my life
Remove Background from Image – remove.bg
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 15:31, Share, Reply)
It will change my life
Remove Background from Image – remove.bg
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 15:31, Share, Reply)
I can.
But I'll need to remove them via your bottom.
With my willy.
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 7:34, Share, Reply)
But I'll need to remove them via your bottom.
With my willy.
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 7:34, Share, Reply)
Assuming it works bollocks
All the hours wasted trying to extract a foreground image. Most ending up with me screaming into a cup.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 17:31, Share, Reply)
All the hours wasted trying to extract a foreground image. Most ending up with me screaming into a cup.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 17:31, Share, Reply)
It works...
..and it works rather well. I don't subscribe 'cos it's pretty expensive to use every other week on a subscription (Photoshop 2020 has a similar tool btw). They have a video version too though unscreen.com
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 17:44, Share, Reply)
..and it works rather well. I don't subscribe 'cos it's pretty expensive to use every other week on a subscription (Photoshop 2020 has a similar tool btw). They have a video version too though unscreen.com
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 17:44, Share, Reply)
He’s always been here
We’ve only just been able to separate him from the background.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 21:21, Share, Reply)
We’ve only just been able to separate him from the background.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 21:21, Share, Reply)
All "Rocket League" sounds redone by voice
I made this!
Here's something silly for people who know the game. :)
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 13:06, Share, Reply)
Here's something silly for people who know the game. :)
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 13:06, Share, Reply)
So Doom next? CoD?
There's got to be a few games that could make you hoarse.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 15:49, Share, Reply)
There's got to be a few games that could make you hoarse.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 15:49, Share, Reply)
lol, nice idea!
But for now I my channel is "Rocket League" only. But yeah, a side channel would be great.. ;)
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 16:09, Share, Reply)
But for now I my channel is "Rocket League" only. But yeah, a side channel would be great.. ;)
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 16:09, Share, Reply)
I made a short "visual adaptation" of an 18th Century poem by Robert Bloomfield about the South Downs. Filmed across the year at several locations and featuring local wildlife. Hope you enjoy! - "A First View of the Sea"
I made this!
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 10:47, Share, Reply)
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 10:47, Share, Reply)
Enjoyed very much
Would enjoy a twelve minute version too.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 11:58, Share, Reply)
Would enjoy a twelve minute version too.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 11:58, Share, Reply)
BRilliant and jolly moving
I recognise quite a few of those views and you've made them look even lovlier.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 12:03, Share, Reply)
I recognise quite a few of those views and you've made them look even lovlier.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 12:03, Share, Reply)
That was really good.
If I may be so presumptuous as to offer some constructive criticism; you've used far too much beautiful footage. It's overloaded with beautiful footage. Less is more. Less scenes. Less cuts. Linger. It will make it easier to appreciate the poetry too. Otherwise, excellent.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 19:13, Share, Reply)
If I may be so presumptuous as to offer some constructive criticism; you've used far too much beautiful footage. It's overloaded with beautiful footage. Less is more. Less scenes. Less cuts. Linger. It will make it easier to appreciate the poetry too. Otherwise, excellent.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 19:13, Share, Reply)
Chanctonbury Ring FTW and FTLulz.
I was up there in April enjoying the view and the dogging car park nearby.
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 18:19, Share, Reply)
I was up there in April enjoying the view and the dogging car park nearby.
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 18:19, Share, Reply)
Indeed.
Jamie Oliver does simple recipes that people with no prior experience of cooking can have a go at at home. It’s not intended to be authentic, or restaurant quality. It’s supposed to be easy and fun.
Uncle Roger is a prick.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 12:06, Share, Reply)
Jamie Oliver does simple recipes that people with no prior experience of cooking can have a go at at home. It’s not intended to be authentic, or restaurant quality. It’s supposed to be easy and fun.
Uncle Roger is a prick.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 12:06, Share, Reply)
^
He does use far too much olive oil and salt, but Uncle Roger is a twat.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 13:48, Share, Reply)
He does use far too much olive oil and salt, but Uncle Roger is a twat.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 13:48, Share, Reply)
I thought the problem with olive oil was the low smoke point.
If you get it hot enough for stir-fry it tastes terrible.
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 0:31, Share, Reply)
If you get it hot enough for stir-fry it tastes terrible.
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 0:31, Share, Reply)
I reckon it would be fine for fried rice
Not the posh stuff mind
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 9:57, Share, Reply)
Not the posh stuff mind
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 9:57, Share, Reply)
uncle Roger is supposed to be a prick
You all realise uncle Roger is a character made up by a young actor who is making fun of his older relatives? He's supposed to be a stereotypical bitter divorced middle aged asian man who mansplains way too much. I think he actually does a good job of doing it humorously. He also clearly can't actually cook to save himself.
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 22:45, Share, Reply)
You all realise uncle Roger is a character made up by a young actor who is making fun of his older relatives? He's supposed to be a stereotypical bitter divorced middle aged asian man who mansplains way too much. I think he actually does a good job of doing it humorously. He also clearly can't actually cook to save himself.
( , Tue 15 Sep 2020, 22:45, Share, Reply)
Alright alright, I went to a Polish resturant in Tooting once where the waiter was like this
every time we tried to pronounce something on the menu.
Amusing, for a while.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 12:07, Share, Reply)
every time we tried to pronounce something on the menu.
Amusing, for a while.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 12:07, Share, Reply)
I'm no chef, and even I can see some of the stuff Oliver is doing in that video doesn't look right.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 13:41, Share, Reply)
what's he got against jars?
He needs to have a word with my local Chinese supermarket
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 13:55, Share, Reply)
He needs to have a word with my local Chinese supermarket
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 13:55, Share, Reply)
yes jam in rice is disgusting
chicken blood is much better
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 16:16, Share, Reply)
chicken blood is much better
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 16:16, Share, Reply)
Uncle Roger is
a prick.
That video where he moans about people boiling rice in a saucepan because it's not the proper way to cook it? His proper way is 'use a rice cooker'. Proper div.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 17:50, Share, Reply)
a prick.
That video where he moans about people boiling rice in a saucepan because it's not the proper way to cook it? His proper way is 'use a rice cooker'. Proper div.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 17:50, Share, Reply)
I agree with her on this
I would not have jumped either.
Good on you, Sir Maggie.
( , Sun 13 Sep 2020, 18:25, Share, Reply)
I would not have jumped either.
Good on you, Sir Maggie.
( , Sun 13 Sep 2020, 18:25, Share, Reply)
She stole my milk
but I fully support her position in this video.
( , Sun 13 Sep 2020, 20:37, Share, Reply)
but I fully support her position in this video.
( , Sun 13 Sep 2020, 20:37, Share, Reply)
horace goes to rehab
and manic miner goes on the sick whilst jet set willy is on his third sinclair c5 this quarter
( , Sun 13 Sep 2020, 22:14, Share, Reply)
and manic miner goes on the sick whilst jet set willy is on his third sinclair c5 this quarter
( , Sun 13 Sep 2020, 22:14, Share, Reply)
Dont start - Horace is (likely not, but claimed) in the hands of a patent troll
Who is now trying to flog Hungry Horace on STEAM as a 60MB download...
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 10:52, Share, Reply)
Who is now trying to flog Hungry Horace on STEAM as a 60MB download...
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 10:52, Share, Reply)
"it shows you want to be normal"
That was as revealing as a jump.
( , Sun 13 Sep 2020, 21:38, Share, Reply)
That was as revealing as a jump.
( , Sun 13 Sep 2020, 21:38, Share, Reply)
IKR
Like being a prime minister is a totally normal thing to be.
( , Sun 13 Sep 2020, 22:08, Share, Reply)
Like being a prime minister is a totally normal thing to be.
( , Sun 13 Sep 2020, 22:08, Share, Reply)
The confusion is
Her favourite trio were the Pointer Sisters and her favourite band was Van Halen.
( , Sun 13 Sep 2020, 22:09, Share, Reply)
Her favourite trio were the Pointer Sisters and her favourite band was Van Halen.
( , Sun 13 Sep 2020, 22:09, Share, Reply)
Lately I've been seeing a lot of Thatch
I'm taking it as a sign that Boris's days are numbered.
( , Sun 13 Sep 2020, 23:38, Share, Reply)
I'm taking it as a sign that Boris's days are numbered.
( , Sun 13 Sep 2020, 23:38, Share, Reply)
Can’t imagine it would have been much different from when he met Liz.
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 19:11, Share, Reply)
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 19:11, Share, Reply)
"we'd just like you to do a little jump"
"certainly not"
"can we see your tits, then?"
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 0:17, Share, Reply)
"certainly not"
"can we see your tits, then?"
( , Mon 14 Sep 2020, 0:17, Share, Reply)
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