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This is a link post Finally my google search has come up trumps
I wouldn't recommend anyone else tries it.

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:01, , Reply)
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HUUUUUUUUUUUURK
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mmm, cyanobacteria...

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:19, , Reply)
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what was the search words?

mermaids with balls?

blue balls and mermaids
 (razzle, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post mermaid creampie?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post RIS?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blue waffle
It's an b3ta in-joke. You can probably find the pic on an image search. It's pretty boring tbh
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Must be ignoring the proponents of this in-joke
- been b3tard for man and boy, but I ain't never seen no blue waffle.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Google it
You can absolutely trust me. Make sure safe search is off
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who has "safe search" on?

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 3:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Prouds*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me neither.
Must be a /links in-joke, which disinclines me to look further into it. It's probably massive racism.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 12 Sep 2020, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sexism, if anything...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Think it's a web 2.0 thing.
We're old web, and goatse is the shock site of choice in the style guide.

knowyourmeme.com/memes/blue-waffle (SFW)
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Caution: if swallowed, induce vomiting immediately.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does it go in a washing machine or a toilet cistern?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably both eventually

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 12 Sep 2020, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a link post It’s my candle day!
Have some Burial to start Friday off.
(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy 18 candules!
You old git
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Sep 2020, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post What?
Speak up!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post wheresthecandles, more like
congratulations, you are officially legal (in most countries)
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Grooming alert!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea who you are but happy candle day!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you find out, please let me know.
That's the problem with old age, you forget things...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post 18 years
what was your first post?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 18:09, , Reply)
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b3ta.com/board/324030

Obviously the image involved has long since been eaten by the internet worms.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:31, , Reply)
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what was the picture of

(please, please don't say your penis?)
 (razzle, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Internet worms
So yes.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 20:16, , Reply)
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urrgh

internet worm in your penis??

any pics?
 (razzle, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post probably for the best

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations
Hope you find the fish one day
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too, the smell is getting unbearable.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is some impressive candles!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Burn this shit up!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Key of the door.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guardian of the flame

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles fishy

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Faaahsands of ‘em!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I stayed up late for this moment
b3ta.com/links/1550007
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post You shouldn’t have.
I just can’t reciprocate that level of commitment.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a B3tan thing

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got nothing for ya. Nothing!
But loooooooooooooooove

Flip your wings and fly to Daddy,
Take a dive and swim to Daddy,
Hit the floor and crawl to Daddy,
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post congratulations.
enjoy the day.
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mau I also recc Gin and Juice covered by The Gourds
youtu.be/H4hGSR5njZE

and of course as I said before

The High Class Family Butchers' cover of Mamma Mia
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gave me a chuckle =)

(Sherbs, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 5:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Change your agreed agreements, in a limited and specific way I made this!
So, This is for changing agreed agreements, but only in a specific and limited way.

I figure it may be helpful, or maybe not.

wtf do I know.
Template Letter.


 (I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the idea
but there are quite a few spelling, punctuation and grammar mistakes that diminish the impact, IMHO. Unless they are part of the joke and I just don't get it.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post speling werds n using funy dots iz so lst cent

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this

(razzle, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 20:00, , Reply)
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Spleling iz onlee comprromized inn a limitted andz pacific whey.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post spling iz racis whyte supremacis opresion ov altnate gramar

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 0:48, , Reply)
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Speeling iz 4 xperts.

I was also drunk
 (I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 20:20, , Reply)
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Honestly though, my spelling has always been awful.

I miss my old editor, who used to help me out with that shit.

:(
 (I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not just the spelling.
The misuse of the reflexive pronoun is making my teeth hurt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post That also pissed myself off.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 16:07, , Reply)
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can you do one for HMRC, specifically one about not submitting end of year shit
 (razzle, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a link post i'd buy it

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Sep 2020, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post This
is quite special
 (themarginwalker, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Epilepsy Warning


(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Create a firenado in the comfort of your own lab
Spinning burning hotness
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post is it just me
or does his head seem way too small for his body?
 (sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I get the opposite...
seems like his body is way too big for his head
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 11 Sep 2020, 11:44, , Reply)
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Enormous hands. And his head looks like it was drawn in afterwards.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post you know he's the one

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 11:55, , Reply)
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his head is just further away than his body
 (razzle, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 13:01, , Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=__MUf2Qv6_U
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 11 Sep 2020, 14:07, , Reply)
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bloody mental

seeing bob on "would I lie to you", really cracks me up

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfawvs5PouA

and the other dentist one

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgI3Y7gxMO4
 (razzle, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beetlejuicey

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Homunculus IRL

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's his neck. It's Neck Guy. He wears someone elses neck.
Also only opens his eyes to blink like Reid Tamaranda.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's none of these things, it's the continuous blinking

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would be cool
with three burning pots of stuff in the middle of the bin - in different colours.
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post well...
just use the right chemical
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a link post This Dick Pic Does Not Exist - AI-generated, erm, dick pics (NSFW, obviously) NSFW
Behold, the internet high water mark of 2020. You too can spend hours getting lost in thousands of slightly weird dick pics. Very NSFW.

From the about page: "Like most men, I had the problem of too many women asking for my dick pics.

So I spent the last 2 years learning linear algebra, bayesian statistics, and multivariable calculus so that I could finally keep up with the demand by generating thousands of fake penises with AI.

This website features those thousands of penises, do with it what you will."
 (Joe_bananas, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post there's surprisingly few
that don't look like a trip to the doctor would be advisable
 (sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you referring to the link
or willies in general?

Viewed objectively (which, let's face it, is impossible) I think all genitals are not that pretty.
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post the link
I'm a bit of a fan of genitalia
 (sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post My bifurcated dick
brings all the girls/gays/urologists to the yard.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Sep 2020, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post *looks in pants*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 11 Sep 2020, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Block Pushing Puzzle Game But You Can Time Travel - sokoban-like game with time warps I made this!
A puzzle game I made. Push the crates to the goal squares, making use of the handy time warps provided, but don't let your past self see you!

 (I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 8:04, , Reply)
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I literally have no idea what's going on in this. Is the other guy doing my moves from earlier?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, there are no "other guys", just your past selves

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 10:45, , Reply)
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So, when do they appear? And where?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post wherever you were at the point you travel back to
For further information please consult Temporal Mechanics 101 by Hawking, Newton et al, 2067
 (I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 13:28, , Reply)
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I think maybe I've got the frame of reference wrong. Or something. I love the idea, I just can't wrap my head around how it works.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
For what it's worth, I did try for some sort of learning curve. Game design is hard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 14:00, , Reply)
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It's fine. Creating a learning curve for dullards like me must be incredibly frustrating.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 14:41, , Reply)
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I got to level 6

insteresting idea, although I dont fully understand it/ get it, you need more easier/ learning levels to begin with
 (razzle, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I mean, it's a puzzle game
Wouldn't be much good if you weren't puzzled
 (I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reached level 7 then paradoxically couldn't progress

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same here.
Crazy.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, you can use the time warp more than once...

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 15:03, , Reply)
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now on 7, and stuck
 (razzle, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but having two extra 'me' didn't seem to help
I get the need to match movement and timing but couldn't make it to the far end
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post A lot of people seem to not be noticing that you can press space to stand still
if that helps
 (I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 18:17, , Reply)
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feels like every other key press is space!!
 (razzle, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks!

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got that
and that you can use same block twice but like others, I can't do 7
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 0:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is superb
and I'm stuck on 7.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a great concept
But oh my god my head hurts! I want to get up the learning curve so much but I'm not going to have the time any time soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's good
but the learning curve is too steep, and I could muddle through the first few levels without really understanding the lessons, so I hit a brick wall at 7.
 (Melatonin, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 9:48, , Reply)
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very good pics - a bit of anthropomorphism going on there
 (razzle, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 8:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more AI generated cocks

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 11 Sep 2020, 17:01, , Reply)
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that phrase could be added to every post here for comedy effect
 (razzle, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get a machine to do it.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a link post dog not good at its job
sorry it's twitter.... and in portrait

but cute until the gore at the end
(razzle, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Red really shows up against white, doesn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a link post My Mum - A Cartoon Life I made this!
Buried the old dear yesterday. Thought the world deserved to see her talent so I took to the Twitter to share her 'toons and her story. Hankies at the ready? Enjoy.
(merkinhead poos sideways, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(ozof, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry for your loss. Some great stuff there, she was clearly very talented.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Condolences
A talented lady.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was a lovely read.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post A kindly tribute to her.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Sep 2020, 23:28, , Reply)
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Thanks all. Squeezed a good smattering of gags into her eulogy too. It's what she would've wanted.
 (merkinhead poos sideways, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 23:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post condolences mate
never easy to lose a parent, though 89 is a good innings
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please accept my heartfelt condolences

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 6:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post My condolences

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(
Mate, sorry for your loss. What a brilliantly talented person she was. Hope you're OK, and can think fondly of the good times. She clearly had a great sense of humour to go with a talent for art.
 (robbersdog, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to hear that
There's some neat stuff there
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 11 Sep 2020, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Not Diana Rigg.
Nor, in a surprising departure from the norm around here, a rocket launched by a Bond villain.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post How the fuck does someone put the wrong size cars on?!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Sep 2020, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone was hungover that morning.
Give it six months and it'll appear on Fesshole.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post That’s a long time to wait to make up a dull lie.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but QotW is defunct.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine the subsequent job reference
How will they skirt around a disaster like this utter clusterfuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Sep 2020, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Refuses to lower standards"

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 3:11, , Reply)
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See also www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-54099591
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Fri 11 Sep 2020, 2:48, , Reply)
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I'm not sure I'd want to be walking on that bridge
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry
They can test a train with it first.
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
"Jesus Christ" did me in.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not as good as the 'Fenton' one IMO.
The helpless exasperation is special.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Sep 2020, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Diana Rigg on Parkinson
sorry for two in a row but god she was so brilliant and gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've just noticed -
particularly from that first clip - how much of an echo of Rigg there is in Olivia Colman.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post shere hite died, too
parkinson's a bastard
 (ozof, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 0:09, , Reply)
This is a link post So the gender reveal party turned out pretty weird, still not sure what it is tbh. I made this!
(Music is outtake from Shaun Of The Dead soundtrack sessions/drugs)
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Am unable to contrive a witty subject line worthy of a B3ta post, but...
Oh my goodness. That is spectacularly excellent. Thank you for the love imbued in this work.

May all your parties be weird. Hope it was weird in a good way.
 (I helped save b3ta! d0gbyte, Sat 12 Sep 2020, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Farewell then.


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 15:45, , Reply)
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fuck
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post The only woman to ever marry James Bond.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post She was so beautiful, brilliant at acting and being funny.


p.s. Pretty sure that's one of Blofeld's country girls in OHMSS who replaces her.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Miss Peel, you're wanted!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Adult Swim have cancelled The Venture Bros. Here's a petition.
I know it's not quite as important as Brexit, BLM or coronavirus, but this show really is excellent and has no business being cancelled.
Petition unterschreiben


 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 15:44, , Reply)
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literally the best thing on adult swim also think its their longest running show too
 (Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Supposedly AS don't want to cancel and the decision has come down from on high
(possibly VIACOM or Warner or Turner or some other executive bean counter), though I suspect they're just trying to babyface themselves to the baying mob.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post i expect netflix will pick them up like they did with arrested development

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's no way to describe Meghan and Harry.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I’m ambivalent
I enjoyed immensely at the start but around the time they moved to New York the show started focusing too much on minor characters and I lost interest.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want a Brick Frog spinoff.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Might as well, that’s what happened to Mr Pickles
Kill the show and spin it off with the single most irritating character ever conceived.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post SPACECATAZ!
Also The Xtacles (mo-ore than you bargained foooooooor). I actually like Momma Named Me Sheriff.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't matter how good the show is if I can't abide the main character. I'll stop watching pretty damned quickly.
Star Trek Lower Decks seems to be going the same way.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 0:43, , Reply)
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What made you think from watching the trailer, that Lower Decks would be anything other than utter shite?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw the trailer and thought it looked proper shite
but so far it's the best Star Trek since ST:Enterprise (which in my opinion was the best Trek since TNG). Certainly more watchable and less insulting than the dirty backstreet abortions of Discovery and Picard.

ST:LD is a copy/amalgamation of Final Space and The Orville, but they were derived from The Incal and TNG - and I love those things. Lower Decks is fanservice/fanwank, but after all the pain and suffering since the dumb movie reboots I think Trek fans deserve some uplifting and optimistic material.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Sailing around Holland timelapse
"Oh the boats that glide on the Zuider Zee" etc
(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I regularly cycle
6:34 to 7:42 as-fast-as-I-bleeding-can in a bid to get fit.

In fact, I got stopped recently by the swinging of the blue/white bridge seen at 7:36 and took photos of the passing ships while waiting for the cycle path to be put back in position.

/blog
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is excellent

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bridge at 8:37 is a new one on me.
Where'd it go again?
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very enjoyable

(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 16:56, , Reply)
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Nice. I want to see the ship the camera is on though.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking it might be a kite
As there are two lines from the ship to the camera, but there are places where it practically stops so I'm wondering if it's a tethered drone.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Probably just the top of a mast
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post dutch text says
The images were taken with a Canon 550d 18 Mpx camera with an interval of 3 seconds. In total, nearly 30,000 photos were shot. At the time, the film was not allowed to be published immediately and - as it goes - eventually forgotten.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post i thought maybe a small airship

(ozof, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post "It was a transport of 30 mtrs high. We hang at the top of it."
"We had it mounted on a ballhead which was bolted to a wooden plank. The plank was bolted to a very sturdy magnet which we hang at the steel based construction. With ducktape and tyrips we made sure it wasn't going anywhere. We shielded it from the elements with a plastic garbage bag.

We had an external battery pack and timer ripped out of an old harbotronics Timelapse Camera Package. The battery lasted longer then the 64 Gb card we used. The 50.000 photo's was when the card was full. The big challenge was the fact that we weren't able to get to the camera during the trip. So the settings had to be automatic since back in the days connecting through the internet was a lot harder."
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're towing another vessel or barge of some sort with a tall mast.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really really good, as the Dutch say.
(Dutch people are better at English than many English people I've met)
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck you, I can English well good me.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post innit m8

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Sep 2020, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles!!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 0:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thems are happy candels

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 11 Sep 2020, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post oooo that's warming me already
happy candleday
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 11 Sep 2020, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post really lovely, that. ty

(ozof, Thu 10 Sep 2020, 23:44, , Reply)

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