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This is a link post New David Firth piece released tomorrow at 2pm Eastern
You're very welcome
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That was so fucking uncomfortable...

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 31 Oct 2020, 18:56, Reply)
This is a link post Underrated SFX artist, or serial killer hiding in plain sight?
You decide.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post And this much loved kids holiday
is in the same country where music has to have warning labels for swearing and people want to ban computer games for being too violent.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Violence in the media is fine so long as no one gets their tits out.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post However you can advertise anything with tits, just not nipples.

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This is a normal post Wolf nipple chips. Get 'em while they're hot. They're lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Being British, "Pasties and a g-string." always conjures up an odd image.

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This is a normal post As a bird lover, I am agast.
I would consider a vast SUV if it was advertised with marsh tits, or Great tits.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 31 Oct 2020, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post What about boobys?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8D4_zZ5mSs
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This is a link post At last I know what this effect is.
Mine is very mild, like miniscule pixels of coloured light, especially on blank surfaces and with eyes closed. I used to be hyper-aware of floaters too.

rarediseases.org/rare-diseases/visual-snow-syndrome/
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This is a normal post I thought everyone got that.
I only really notice it when I’m looking at a blue sky.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Might be phosphenes, not this
I get it too.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phosphene
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This is a normal post more likely to be phlogiston

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Could also be white blood cells in tiny retinal blood vessels.
Ah, here it is
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_field_entoptic_phenomenon
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This is a normal post here's an interesting phenomenon, and I was able to repeat the experiment on my kids who got the same effect
when I close my eyes but still try to see as if I'm in a dark room , I can often see lights and shapes, like looking at a far off gas nebula through a telescope. Now when I concentrate on the colour green, the colour of it, or my perception of it at least. shifts to green. likewise, yellow, red. Try it yourself, maybe you can do the same.
I can do this in near absolute darkness. My speculation is that most of our nerve and photo receptors give constant feedback even when unstimulated, but our brains filter out all this unimportant data, except when we consciously force ourselves to be aware of it. Like thinking about the feel of your shoe on your foot, or attempting to see with our eyes closed. Our visual cortex attempts to build a picture anyway out of the bad data, and creates representations of swirls and sparks, but being shit data it's highly suggestable to conscious interpretation. Drugs like LSD play with the brains ability to filter out stimuli, which induce hallucigenic effects as it struggles to interpret increased data normally dampened.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 31 Oct 2020, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I get the ʾseeing light in a dark room with my eyes closed' thing...
Was aware of the weird kaleidoscopic patterns when pressing on my closed eyelids from an early age...just confirmed I can still do that...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 31 Oct 2020, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Filtering is certainly part of it.
As is interpreting random stimulation as patterns, whether this is due to our perception making some order of it or possibly related to the ordering of the rods and cones.
Blind (or almost blind) people can sometimes get this disturbing syndrome
www.nhs.uk/conditions/charles-bonnet-syndrome/

Edit: I've had experiences a little like this when dozing drunk, dreaming/hallucinating that I had my eyes open and was in another room. Confusing as hell when I actually opened my eyes.
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This is a normal post I experienced visual snow after 50+ hours without sleep
due to taking a load of whizz...also a loss of depth perception...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never noticed the depth perception change.
Mushrooms messes with these brain areas, not had it from lack of sleep though.
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This is a normal post I rarely do drugs these days,
but have become familiar with sleep deprivation in recent years from working back-to-back shifts with little-to-no sleep (well, before the whole live entertainment industry shut down), and that stuff really fucks with you...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 31 Oct 2020, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post The whole sleep deprivation/disruption thing is as unhealthy as some of the drugs.

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This is a normal post Indeed,
and not done recreationally, and whilst working in an environment where a loss of concentration can lead to life-changing injuries...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 31 Oct 2020, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to be hyper-aware of floaters, too. Now I put a piece a toilet down like a blanket

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than doing this (GC) :-
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296
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This is a normal post hahahaha
I don't know how that story escaped me, but thanks. It's brilliant
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 31 Oct 2020, 1:03, Reply)
This is a link post A heartwarming tale
Just the title obviously, I didn't read the article.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Is Brahim one of those new pronouns?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post No idea, didn’t read the article, don’t know what a pronoun is, wouldn’t know a new one if it stood up in my soup.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I’m going to assume that’s a pronoun, and I’m going to regard this as a moment of personal growth for me, thank you
Usage example: let’s go for a nice walk.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Very Nice

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't eat the soup, just in case.

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This is a normal post It’s nice

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The Life of Brahim
He's not a martyr! He's a very naughty boy!
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-)

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This is a normal post Le LOL

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sat 31 Oct 2020, 12:24, Reply)
This is a link post How Decisive Are You? I made this!
A quick personality quiz for Friday afternoon.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure if I should click that or not.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post :O

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Reckless Ralph!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to know for the last question (choose the next prime minister)
Did the time taken to pick dramatically change (i.e. lengthen)?
Was there movement to other options even for those that were just clicking through on the same option for the previous questions
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I was considering measuring mouse movement at one point,
but smart phones ruined that, like they ruin everything.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to thijk the mice are staying in touch with one another by text message and conspiring to screw up the experiment

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of those choices really hurt.

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This is a normal post Blue whales, Toby Young, Rees-Mogg
MINT
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 30 Oct 2020, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
Snow leopards, Clarkson, Gove obviously.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I got stuck on number 8
Can't get past it
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 22:22, Reply)
This is a link post Flying car

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 12:36, Reply)
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Eh, we've had flying cars for years now. Just need a roundabout.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQyE-Qew3o
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post We have lift off
Bloody hell!
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah but that one ios actually pretty fucking cool
and actually usable
 (Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 31 Oct 2020, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet the pilot shat himself with that near stall when taking off,
and I was particularly impressed with the 'hold level flight in a straight line to avoid certain death' manoeuvre.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post bring back a cheaper alternative
the flying flea
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post What a fucking stupid idea
If you still need a runway for take off & landing, it offers no advantages over using an actual aircraft.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post so you want a heli-car?
this is in production and is street legal , flight tests started back in 2012
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Fraid not.
It's a road legal auto gyro. You'd still need a 200-300 yard runway.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Were you hoping for a car with vtol capability?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
Also known as a 'helicopter'
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
Someone's already invented those.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Which is the point I was trying to make..
Flying cars make as much sense as submarine hovercrafts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post more boot space?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 31 Oct 2020, 5:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Crap plane and crap car
Do not want.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hybrid machines are usually a bad compromise.
Like trikes for instance.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post And of course
the bicycle and moon lander combo. It never caught on after its poor performance in the tour de France.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sat 31 Oct 2020, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Tested positive for moon dust

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This is a link post "could be connected to far-right ideologies"

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like a completely stable fella
Can't see him killing himself before he's 50
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Not himself, no

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Sooo, he won the competition then (otherwise they could have cut him out like that one on Drag Race)?
Awks.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 30 Oct 2020, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post They could have just run the footage through a
face swap app and pretended a cartoon cat was taking part instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he still posting on b3ta then?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post He has to get permission from the trees first.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell his dad is alive
what a wanker
 (Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Fri 30 Oct 2020, 20:35, Reply)
This is a link post The future is now
Self-driving cars are completely safe.
(gijoel, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
Beautiful
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Suddenly I’m less concerned about the coming robot apocalypse.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post if you're building a self-driving robot racing car, why do you need a windscreen?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post So the robot can see where it is going.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post it was probably checking out roboporn on its robophone when it happened

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 13:28, Reply)
This is a link post Oregon: run by clowns
I mean... WTF?
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This is a normal post
 
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I...
...erm...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 30 Oct 2020, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
I really really would not be surprised to see in the news that Boris had tried this
 (razzle, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I really don’t know which country is the most advanced in the world right now, US or UK.
And when I say “advanced”, think of it like dementia.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Just wait

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post A special level of stupid.
Someone should introduce concepts like 'insight' and 'empathy'.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post she missed a trick by not finishing with jazz hands after reading out the number of deaths

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 13:08, Reply)
This is a link post Buzzcocks - What do I get

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This is a link post Biofluorescence in the platypus

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 7:43, Reply)
This is a normal post quite odd and exceptional animals.
the biofluorescence may be related to their double cone eyes, a feature that seemed redundant as they spend a lot of their time swimming with their eyes closed relying on their electroreceptors. But perhaps platypi look fabulous to each other. Did a lot of bushwalking in my younger days, but have only ever seen one in the wild
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post They think it might to do with evading UV-sensitive predators
It might be an extinct predator
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post there were a few around back before they all went extinct 10,000 or so years ago at coincidently the same time the brothers showed up on the continent
3m tall carnivorous kangaroos that would kick you to death before eating your face off, marsupial lions, etc. In kiwiland there was an eagle big enough to carry a 10 year old child away until the maori arrived and discovered the joy of giant eagle egg omelettes. But sexual trait selection is a big driver of evolution too, and having double cone eyes that are quite good at seeing bioluminescence and colour discrimination makes me wonder if they overlooked this possibility in their short speculation
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
They report the male and female biofluoresced in the same patterns and intensity, which is less likely if sexual selection was a main evolutionary driver.

My own theory is that the fluorescence only appears in dead animals like the museum specimens they examined (though they address that point in relation to diurnal v New World gliding squirrel specimens kept in the museum). This probably evolved so a now extinct necrophilic predator would leave the non fluorescent living platypuses alone.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post The ventral biofluorescence seems a lot brighter than the dorsal.
So I'm going with confusing an aquatic predator.
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This is a link post This is CG

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That's ace

(Sherbs, Sat 31 Oct 2020, 3:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That's an amazing model of the lab
from Breaking Bad.

They even included the coffee machine!
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 31 Oct 2020, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought after a few seconds...
...that that lab was familiar. Amazing!
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 12 Nov 2020, 20:41, Reply)
This is a link post How the large displays were constructed in mission control in the 60s
Not that far off magic lantern shows
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post God, that voice.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 0:12, Reply)
This is a link post Extraordinary Bird Photos
Multiple exposures in flight
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 29 Oct 2020, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Rubbish.
Birds look nothing like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post You can still identify them by their jizz.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Extraordinary birds

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post cool
it's like when I forget to change the brush settings in photoshop
 (Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Thu 29 Oct 2020, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a great effect, reminds me of moths around a streetlamp
I'm lazy, so here's a Reddit link:

www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/34kivl/long_exposure_of_moths_in_a_floodlight/
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
Rods!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Was just thinking that. Of course the two could never be connected in any way.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hair and parasitic worms
HURRAH!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post 'photos by a gifted female photographer' is more acceptable these days, just a heads-up

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 4:01, Reply)
This is a link post He’s a magician. She’s a firefighter.
"Isolating themselves from the chaos of a world in turmoil, the two lovers live in a crane basket high in the sky, where they go about their daily business. Their challenge is to keep their heads, here up above it all, while everything’s falling apart down below."
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 13:04, Reply)
This is a link post yes it's about you know who I made this!
but I made it (sang and appeared in it, and edited it) and I'm a little bit proud of it, so stick that in your pipes and smoke it. didn't write the song, my amazing musician mate Stephen Taberner did that. if it resonates, share it with your mates in the US of A. if it doesn't, use it as a doorstop.
(justwhatever22 do you want a dry slap son?, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 11:40, Reply)
This is a link post I've been coming here for years
♫ BuuuuUUUUUT ♫, every B3TAAAN knows exactly what Im SAAAYIN when I post this crap ♫
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 3:16, Reply)
This is a normal post i don't

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 6:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I never thought the day would come id agree with Hitlar.
But, what he said.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 29 Oct 2020, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post "when characters in musicals transition from speaking to singing"
have added some musical notes to help you make the connection between my introduction and the tweet's title (and repeated subject), which, like the Big Bang Theory before it, will enhance its mildly humorous self-reference by signposting it
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post now do some dogs getting run over by cars or reaction videos of people getting cancer diagnoses

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, that's just a sad story.

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This is a normal post every B3TAAAN knows exactly what Im SAAAYIN when I post this crap

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post bit derivative, but that's your oeuvre

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 3:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You think a verbatim quote, copied and pasted, is derivative, but that’s your feeble intellect.
You usually just make up quotes, but that’s your mendacious nature.
Congratulations, you’re qualified for political office.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha, you used mendacity last time you got in a tizzy with me
b3ta.com/links/1552738
you're derivative even when you're defending yourself against being derivative. or maybe you've only just discovered its meaning and want to show off the big word you learned at every opportunity. haha, don't ever change, prufock. you're my favourite upset mentallist here, don't let sockcooker tell you different. ahh, mercy
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Tizzy? A respective word count of our exchanges paint a clearer picture of who gets their knickers in a twist.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post says the permanently upset mentallist attempting yet another failed attack
what was the one above in response to, a post about some chess pieces?
Like your grasp of lexical semantics, your word count defence could you use a little work. such sustained seething jealousy is quite remarkable.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Oct 2020, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post not the goto guy for videos of crippling injuries with little else to commend them, sorry
try the snuff merchant over yonder
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 12:02, Reply)
This is a link post Apologies for the twitter, and for the gruesome content... NSFW
Backyard wrestling at its finest.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 28 Oct 2020, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post really hope that's fake

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know how you could fake that.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 1:02, Reply)
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adobe_After_Effects
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 12:00, Reply)
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ca.gofundme.com/f/4j3wg9-medical-expenses-for-justin039s-broken-legs
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post A likely story

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 15:25, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Same energy!
Am I doing this right?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, that’s just a sad story.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post now do some dogs getting run over by cars
or reaction videos of people getting cancer diagnoses
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 3:30, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 7:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch

(Sherbs, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 8:11, Reply)
This is a normal post OWWWWWW

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 29 Oct 2020, 16:11, Reply)
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