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Chas and Dog have exciting new release details.
I made this!
(People have recently accused Doginko of using Chasbo as a prop. Chasbo has stated for the record, that he has propped up Dog as a constant source of companionship, entertainment, food and shelter, but, it was, and this is the important bit, consensual)
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chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:56,
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D-Operation Drop - Natty coil
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Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:29,
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Nice, cheers
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 26 Nov 2020, 0:55,
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RIP Maradona
Only 60 - that's no age to die
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:37,
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Don't do drugs, kids.
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Covid69 Boris variant., Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:43,
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or Booze

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/54907487
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:47,
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His hand is now with God
Not sure about the rest of him.
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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:49,
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Yep, heart attack as I thought.
Coke, booze and obesity are very rough on the heart.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:09,
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Never liked her music anyway.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:33,
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People forget how eloquent he was.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6AY0tQPKFs
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 19:37,
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Appalling double standards etc.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:38,
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Bagpipes + Red Hot Chili Peppers is some kind of hellish venn diagram for me
sorry
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:22,
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I wasn't suggesting anybody should actually listen to bagpipes.
Have a nice Japanese Sakura app instead
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xut_LJJj52s
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:57,
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Aww, lovely ta
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:12,
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Something something put a sock in it/on it.
There's a heroin pun to be made too. Work with that.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:29,
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Or just subvert the attention
Strap on a Cumberland sausage and watch the reaction.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:59,
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I think a lorne sausage would get more of a reaction...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:07,
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Fear mostly
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:15,
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jock strap, shirley?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 18:57,
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Why would there be a pun about heroin to be made?
Is it because he's Scottish, so you reached for a lazy stereotype?
Don't you think that's exactly the type of prejudice that you spend most of your time on b3ta tediously whining about?
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 8:31,
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Getting the corvids to recycle for us
Terrifyingly smart birds will gather and exchange bottle caps and pop cans for treats.
Yes, the video is recycled glass cock, but it's worth another outing - and here's the full blurb and maker details:
www.thingiverse.com/thing:4601125
Ticks my engineering and beardy hippy boxes both!
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:03,
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The greatest trick the Australian magpie ever pulled
was convincing the world it was a corvid.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:26,
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Beg pardon, didn't spot it was a Ozzie.
Still, other experiments with the same tech have been done with real corvids in Japan. Those tengu know their stuff.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:22,
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yeah, that not an australian magpie
to be honest, I wouldn't expect to see too many Australian magpies in a Göteborg backyard, where this was filmed. What you have there is is a Eurasian Magpie, (Pika Pika) which though having broadly similar feather colouring, is a different species, genus, and indeed, family of birds.
Australian maggies are bigger, have evil red eyes, and delight in raking the eyes of passing cyclists with their talons
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 6:54,
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My apologies, I clicked the link and saw a NZ domain listed.
It does bear a passing resemblance to the flying demon that raked my helmet in Akaroa once when I was cycling, though.
I think you'll find the Eurasian Magpie's binomial name is Pica pica though.
lol helmet
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 8:29,
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they won't be laughing when the birds start attacking people that are carrying bottles for their bottle caps
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razzle, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:43,
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Isn't there a vaccine on the way?
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 4:16,
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I've heard this bloke on NPR a few time, I quit like his pieces and reports
not the host of course, who i reckon might struggle without Trump gifting him joke fodder almost daily
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 13:06,
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The thing that most pisses me,
off about Seth Meyers is, the weird delivery where, he frequently runs out of breath while, talking in long sentences.
That and his shit eating grin and his show's terrible theme music.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:03,
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i don't mind Seth. it was really interesting to watch the American hosts like Seth and Colbert during the lockdown. To start with they completely floundered without a laughing studio audience. the comedy didn't work, but hats off to them, they turned it around and became quite comfortable with the lack of captive audience. All that and constantly berating the orange shitgibbon, I think they do a pretty good job.
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:41,
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I just subscribe to the "A Closer Look" bit
but yep, like you said
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unclepills, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 18:47,
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A Closer Look is the most bearable thing.
Without it, he's just a lesser late night Jimmie.
I think all the late night shows have benefited from a lack of studio audience. Less whooping, less embarrassing showboating, less bullshit and more focus on better writing and quality interviews.
Though of course for every worthy political pundit there are still 2 dozen celebrity cunt fawning sessions to skip through.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 20:25,
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I wanna be sedated
when I get to be their age too
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 11:40,
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The original was released in 1978
when they were all probably in their mid- to late-30s and well into the Ramones.
Horrifying to think that chronologically we are now further from Punk than Punk was from the end of the second world war.
And, all those 60s swingers and free lovers are now well into their 80s.
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Varmint, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 12:45,
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Fuck that's depressing
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:45,
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They once made
Coldplay good.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:42,
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Danish 'We can do well'
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stoodles non-bio, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 11:25,
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They'll keeping fucking dead minks though
ping p
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:21,
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Before farting and disappearing under the surface again.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:04,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:19,
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That's a strange video.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:12,
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Kudos to the security guard for calling her out on her bullshit.
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gijoel, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:28,
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Did the nasty man disagree with you?
Awww. Diddums.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 10:10,
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Just like Anne Frank having to isolate in hidden rooms
and take drum lessons on Zoom
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 11:06,
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this is very much like what happened to Sophie Scholl
Without the guillotine. Or the dignity
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 12:00,
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very satisfying
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 13:09,
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"I will never give up", a moment later, storms off in a huff.
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Farty Funkhouser, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:17,
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Hahaha "your brain is in a loop"
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:35,
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When toxic masculinity and Karens collide....
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:25,
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Looked more like a collision between self important fantasy and a dose of reality.
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abc, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 19:18,
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I’m unclear where you’re seeing the toxic masculinity here.
Not really seeing the Karenness either tbh.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 19:47,
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Would the radical dudebro have felt equally entitled to interrupt another radical dudebro's speech?
Are you not seeing the part where she's giving a speech at a rally against Covid sanctions?
I'm just trolling, honestly. It's quite easy to apply these triggering buzz words to literally any situation.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 20:29,
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Raggy Dolls in Swedish
It's been a year since we lost Neil Innes.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 23:01,
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I'm in some sort of denial that he's gone
I mean, I only listened to The Rutles LP just the other day.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 24 Nov 2020, 23:36,
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You have always thought in the back of your mind, cheese and onions?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:24,
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Mrs Hurts
Just asked why t'inglish people keep stealing Svenska ideas. And is often intrigued as to why this linky swamp encourages such behaviour.
Answers on a postcard to King Karl Gustav and Queen Sylvia.
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Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 0:26,
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There’s apparently a tribute on Radio 4 Extra next week
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000py8k
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 21:02,
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what is it with chicks and /ac
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 21:07,
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To paraphaphase Sir Thomas Beecham:
They have a beautiful instrument between their legs that they sit there and scratch.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 24 Nov 2020, 23:41,
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Would that be the G-Force?
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Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 0:29,
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Probably crabs or bits with nits.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:34,
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/ac ?
Anti-Christ
Animal Crossing
Assassins Creed
Alternating Current
Autocomplete
Air Conditioning
Anal Cunt (really don’t think Samara will be covering any of their material)
Alan Cumming (the person, rather than the activity)
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 0:01,
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autocomplete
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 0:14,
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/air conditioning
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FridgeBadger, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 11:05,
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Anonymous Creeps
if half the comments on /links are anything to go by
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:22,
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Hmm, I wonder why gmf left
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dribble, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 19:13,
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Grandmaster Flash?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 9:04,
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Grandmasterfluffles
Which was/is Samara’s username, but as she’s not posted her own videos here for a fair few years, I started posting them after watching on YouTube.
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=35119
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 26 Nov 2020, 14:49,
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Bad Guy Thingy
YouTube have done something quite impressive here...
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strongp, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 17:41,
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That's clever.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 13:00,
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UKIP candidate for Mayor of London
This is him circa 1988
Peter Gammons
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 16:59,
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The signs were there, even then
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benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 17:11,
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A warning from history
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:41,
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Goddammit that is dogshit!
Fucking pathetic talentless shite cunt. Ugh.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 17:37,
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What a cunt.
Does someone hit him in the head at 3:03, or is it what he thinks dancing is?
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 17:51,
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Bonus points...
if you make it to the Cliff Cameo
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 19:19,
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and his name is Gammons?
pfft!
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GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 19:44,
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...
youtu.be/owYClOcZsCg?t=31
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 20:44,
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just what I needed at past 12am (CET)
NOT!
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 23:07,
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Wonder what the catering budget was?
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 10:35,
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I wonder if there's a failed entertainer at the heart of every politician
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 13:02,
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This is music made by and performed for people who don't much understand music.
Of course it follows that he'd become a politician for a party that doesn't much understand politics.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:10,
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$10,000 T-shirts
"253 Supreme T-shirts expected to sell for $2M in Christie's auction"
A young American bought the first Supreme T-shirt, and collected all of them. His friends probably thought he was crazy to spend $100 on a T-shirt.
Amazing marketing. They could stick their logo on a piece of shit, and sell it for a grand.

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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 16:33,
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The best thing about the brand is just how cheap it actually is.
Look at their logo. Just fucking look at it. Someone did that in powerpoint in 3 seconds.
It's more Tesco Value than Tesco Value. It's like something you'd discover in a corner store alongside Happy Shopper.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 17:14,
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Could have been worse, could have been Papyrus...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVhlJNJopOQ
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 17:44,
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Some possible truth?
Fakts i did knot know...
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Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 16:07,
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*throws money at screen*
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 17:49,
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it isn't energy efficient.
you can mix bitcoins to obscure their source.
other cryptocurrencies are like bitcoin. It's just advocates of bitcoin want to keep bitcoin the standard of crypto to keep the price high.
It can be controlled by a few that own the majority of bitcoin (big mining syndicates/early investors with lots of cash to buy them).
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cockenspiel, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 19:29,
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As I understand it, which is very, very superficially,
these mixing/laundering/tumbling services are opt-in, and the only ones opting in to a money laundering service are shady people with awful stuff to hide. So your mix of coins may not come from or go to your hired goon directly, but from a cloud of other hired goons, drug dealers, organised criminals, pimps, slave-masters, Young Conservatives, Islamofascists, etc, each with their own dirty blockchain trail leading back to potentially worse crimes than the one you're trying to hide.
Also, as I understand it, which is a very shallow understanding, using these kinds of services is a great way to attract the attention of GCHQ.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 21:39,
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"contrary to popular belief bitcoin is energy efficient, it actually comes from 70% renewable energy"
yeah, he doesn't understand what 'energy efficient' means. currently bitcoin mining alone uses 0.21% of world energy use, or the about the output of 7 large nuclear power stations (66.7 terawatt-hours per year). the 70% renewable he quotes is not from scientific research, but a dubious claim by Coinshares, a trading site, that contradicts better research that estimates it's already costing 22.9 million metric tons of CO2 per year, the output of a medium sized country. And due to its nature, the processing power needed increases as it reaches its end game, so this figure will rise
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 22:18,
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I am lazy and spoilt
Have you got sauce? This is actually interesting
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DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 1:02,
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cbeci.org/
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 11:18,
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Wotevs. WHM want monero.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 20:06,
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Wrist Hair Moustache?
Well Hung McClung?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 20:45,
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Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin
Just a song.
NSFW if you're at work without headphones due to heavy breathing.
Really needs a Serge/Pob faceswap
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 14:47,
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So, looks like you missed the Fred Zeppelin and Varmint collaboration earlier in the year:
b3ta.com/links/1538071
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Varmint, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 16:40,
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Ha!
Le Sexy Max, non?
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 24 Nov 2020, 23:43,
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Oui! Le sexy enorme et formidable
avec la plume de ma tante.
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Varmint, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 9:11,
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Missed it entirely, thanks for the link
and the Dan Baps
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:09,
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*gives Gallic shrug*
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Varmint, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 17:22,
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I have a soft spot for
Pet Shop Boys' version of that.
And, indeed, the Frankie Howerd and June Whitfield one.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 21:18,
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Frankie and June
Arthur and Hilda
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:58,
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not forgetting Toralf's 'magical' combination of the accordion and the stylophone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udgxZ6WM6i8
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:46,
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A YouTube channel of cow's hooves being trimmed
This is some next level Dr PimplePopper voyerism for your faces.
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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 14:36,
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this is fun, it tickles my nostalgia
Also - he's got a lovely concentration face
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LP, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 12:48,
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Rave music:
Pure distilled unpretentios fun. There was a whole fucking cultural revolution off the back of this music (and a few pills). That revolution was just as significant as the whole swinging 60's. There hasn't been anything more significant since then IMHO, it's the bedrock behind most dance music and electronica.
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Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Tue 24 Nov 2020, 18:52,
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Everybody In The Place - An Incomplete History of Britain 1984 -1992 by Jeremy Deller
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Thr8PUAQuag
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 19:14,
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Ooh! I don’t think I’ve seen that one
It’s going to make me wish I was 18 again isn’t it...
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LP, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 20:20,
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yes
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 20:24,
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I just watched the hell out of that
for an hour!
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Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Tue 24 Nov 2020, 21:16,
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I’ve just remembered this exists
m.youtube.com/watch?v=lNKuIdAPvuQ
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LP, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 21:17,
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...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QhHSl-bdpU
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 22:31,
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Hah! Yes!
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LP, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 22:45,
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Cheers for that, missed it when it was on.
Pity YT's fucking with the soundtrack.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 1:32,
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There’s a different version on YouTube linked in the comments that has the full music, although weirdly it’s on the Gucci channel. Make of that what you will.
youtu.be/N0xtv-bWYbQ
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Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:30,
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Joy!
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 20:08,
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immediately made me think of the prodigy
youtu.be/73Vu0CtNHpA
but that's just me. at least it reminded me to listen to MFTJG again
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 28 Nov 2020, 19:28,
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Covid Crimbo Content Comments
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 11:56,
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The BBC comments boards seem to be dominated by people who dislike the BBC.
Whinging and whining, bitching and kvetching about watching the BBC shows they are disappointed by, then being annoyed when they watch them again.
Old neurotics never die, they just get lost in the comments.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 15:06,
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Never go BTL
That goes double on BBC News articles. They seem to attract even worse people than The Argus.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 18:18,
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You posted this on /links.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 0:29,
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Breitbart comments are an experience.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 1:18,
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I can't imagine
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 5:29,
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