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This is a link post Chas and Dog have exciting new release details. I made this!
(People have recently accused Doginko of using Chasbo as a prop. Chasbo has stated for the record, that he has propped up Dog as a constant source of companionship, entertainment, food and shelter, but, it was, and this is the important bit, consensual)

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This is a link post D-Operation Drop - Natty coil

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This is a normal post Nice, cheers

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This is a link post RIP Maradona
Only 60 - that's no age to die
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This is a normal post Don't do drugs, kids.

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This is a normal post or Booze

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/54907487
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This is a normal post His hand is now with God
Not sure about the rest of him.
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This is a normal post Yep, heart attack as I thought.
Coke, booze and obesity are very rough on the heart.
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Never liked her music anyway.
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This is a normal post People forget how eloquent he was.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6AY0tQPKFs
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This is a normal post Bagpipes + Red Hot Chili Peppers is some kind of hellish venn diagram for me
sorry
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This is a normal post I wasn't suggesting anybody should actually listen to bagpipes.
Have a nice Japanese Sakura app instead
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xut_LJJj52s
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This is a normal post Aww, lovely ta

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This is a normal post Something something put a sock in it/on it.
There's a heroin pun to be made too. Work with that.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or just subvert the attention
Strap on a Cumberland sausage and watch the reaction.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think a lorne sausage would get more of a reaction...

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This is a normal post Fear mostly

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This is a normal post jock strap, shirley?

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This is a normal post Why would there be a pun about heroin to be made?
Is it because he's Scottish, so you reached for a lazy stereotype?

Don't you think that's exactly the type of prejudice that you spend most of your time on b3ta tediously whining about?
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This is a link post Getting the corvids to recycle for us
Terrifyingly smart birds will gather and exchange bottle caps and pop cans for treats.

Yes, the video is recycled glass cock, but it's worth another outing - and here's the full blurb and maker details:
www.thingiverse.com/thing:4601125

Ticks my engineering and beardy hippy boxes both!

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This is a normal post The greatest trick the Australian magpie ever pulled
was convincing the world it was a corvid.
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This is a normal post Beg pardon, didn't spot it was a Ozzie.
Still, other experiments with the same tech have been done with real corvids in Japan. Those tengu know their stuff.
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This is a normal post yeah, that not an australian magpie
to be honest, I wouldn't expect to see too many Australian magpies in a Göteborg backyard, where this was filmed. What you have there is is a Eurasian Magpie, (Pika Pika) which though having broadly similar feather colouring, is a different species, genus, and indeed, family of birds.
Australian maggies are bigger, have evil red eyes, and delight in raking the eyes of passing cyclists with their talons
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This is a normal post My apologies, I clicked the link and saw a NZ domain listed.
It does bear a passing resemblance to the flying demon that raked my helmet in Akaroa once when I was cycling, though.

I think you'll find the Eurasian Magpie's binomial name is Pica pica though.

lol helmet
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they won't be laughing when the birds start attacking people that are carrying bottles for their bottle caps
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This is a normal post Isn't there a vaccine on the way?

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This is a link post I've heard this bloke on NPR a few time, I quit like his pieces and reports
not the host of course, who i reckon might struggle without Trump gifting him joke fodder almost daily

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This is a normal post The thing that most pisses me,
off about Seth Meyers is, the weird delivery where, he frequently runs out of breath while, talking in long sentences.

That and his shit eating grin and his show's terrible theme music.
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i don't mind Seth. it was really interesting to watch the American hosts like Seth and Colbert during the lockdown. To start with they completely floundered without a laughing studio audience. the comedy didn't work, but hats off to them, they turned it around and became quite comfortable with the lack of captive audience. All that and constantly berating the orange shitgibbon, I think they do a pretty good job.
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This is a normal post I just subscribe to the "A Closer Look" bit
but yep, like you said
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This is a normal post A Closer Look is the most bearable thing.
Without it, he's just a lesser late night Jimmie.

I think all the late night shows have benefited from a lack of studio audience. Less whooping, less embarrassing showboating, less bullshit and more focus on better writing and quality interviews.

Though of course for every worthy political pundit there are still 2 dozen celebrity cunt fawning sessions to skip through.
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This is a link post I wanna be sedated
when I get to be their age too
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This is a normal post The original was released in 1978
when they were all probably in their mid- to late-30s and well into the Ramones.

Horrifying to think that chronologically we are now further from Punk than Punk was from the end of the second world war.

And, all those 60s swingers and free lovers are now well into their 80s.
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This is a normal post Fuck that's depressing

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This is a normal post They once made
Coldplay good.
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This is a link post Danish 'We can do well'


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This is a normal post They'll keeping fucking dead minks though
ping p
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This is a normal post Before farting and disappearing under the surface again.

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This is a link post Er, I don't think that's how you do a mic drop.


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This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

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This is a normal post That's a strange video.

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This is a normal post Kudos to the security guard for calling her out on her bullshit.

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This is a normal post Did the nasty man disagree with you?
Awww. Diddums.
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This is a normal post Just like Anne Frank having to isolate in hidden rooms
and take drum lessons on Zoom
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This is a normal post this is very much like what happened to Sophie Scholl
Without the guillotine. Or the dignity
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This is a normal post very satisfying

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"I will never give up", a moment later, storms off in a huff.
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This is a normal post Hahaha "your brain is in a loop"

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This is a normal post When toxic masculinity and Karens collide....

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Looked more like a collision between self important fantasy and a dose of reality.
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This is a normal post I’m unclear where you’re seeing the toxic masculinity here.
Not really seeing the Karenness either tbh.
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This is a normal post Would the radical dudebro have felt equally entitled to interrupt another radical dudebro's speech?
Are you not seeing the part where she's giving a speech at a rally against Covid sanctions?
I'm just trolling, honestly. It's quite easy to apply these triggering buzz words to literally any situation.
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This is a link post Raggy Dolls in Swedish
It's been a year since we lost Neil Innes.

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This is a normal post I'm in some sort of denial that he's gone
I mean, I only listened to The Rutles LP just the other day.
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This is a normal post You have always thought in the back of your mind, cheese and onions?

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This is a normal post Mrs Hurts
Just asked why t'inglish people keep stealing Svenska ideas. And is often intrigued as to why this linky swamp encourages such behaviour.
Answers on a postcard to King Karl Gustav and Queen Sylvia.
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This is a normal post There’s apparently a tribute on Radio 4 Extra next week
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000py8k
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This is a link post New one by Samara - Battle Of The Planets


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This is a normal post what is it with chicks and /ac

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This is a normal post To paraphaphase Sir Thomas Beecham:
They have a beautiful instrument between their legs that they sit there and scratch.
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This is a normal post Would that be the G-Force?

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This is a normal post Probably crabs or bits with nits.

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This is a normal post /ac ?
Anti-Christ
Animal Crossing
Assassins Creed
Alternating Current
Autocomplete
Air Conditioning
Anal Cunt (really don’t think Samara will be covering any of their material)
Alan Cumming (the person, rather than the activity)
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This is a normal post autocomplete

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/air conditioning
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This is a normal post Anonymous Creeps
if half the comments on /links are anything to go by
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This is a normal post Hmm, I wonder why gmf left

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This is a normal post Grandmaster Flash?

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This is a normal post Grandmasterfluffles
Which was/is Samara’s username, but as she’s not posted her own videos here for a fair few years, I started posting them after watching on YouTube.
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=35119
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This is a link post Bad Guy Thingy
YouTube have done something quite impressive here...

Infinite Bad Guy


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This is a normal post That's clever.

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This is a link post UKIP candidate for Mayor of London
This is him circa 1988
Peter Gammons
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This is a normal post The signs were there, even then

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This is a normal post A warning from history

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This is a normal post Goddammit that is dogshit!
Fucking pathetic talentless shite cunt. Ugh.
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This is a normal post What a cunt.
Does someone hit him in the head at 3:03, or is it what he thinks dancing is?
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This is a normal post Bonus points...
if you make it to the Cliff Cameo
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This is a normal post and his name is Gammons?
pfft!
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This is a normal post ...
youtu.be/owYClOcZsCg?t=31
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This is a normal post just what I needed at past 12am (CET)
NOT!
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This is a normal post Wonder what the catering budget was?

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This is a normal post I wonder if there's a failed entertainer at the heart of every politician

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This is a normal post This is music made by and performed for people who don't much understand music.
Of course it follows that he'd become a politician for a party that doesn't much understand politics.
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This is a link post $10,000 T-shirts
"253 Supreme T-shirts expected to sell for $2M in Christie's auction"

A young American bought the first Supreme T-shirt, and collected all of them. His friends probably thought he was crazy to spend $100 on a T-shirt.

Amazing marketing. They could stick their logo on a piece of shit, and sell it for a grand.



253 Supreme T-shirts expected to sell for $2M in Christie's auction


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This is a normal post The best thing about the brand is just how cheap it actually is.
Look at their logo. Just fucking look at it. Someone did that in powerpoint in 3 seconds.

It's more Tesco Value than Tesco Value. It's like something you'd discover in a corner store alongside Happy Shopper.
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This is a normal post Could have been worse, could have been Papyrus...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVhlJNJopOQ
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This is a link post Some possible truth?
Fakts i did knot know...

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This is a normal post *throws money at screen*

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This is a normal post it isn't energy efficient.
you can mix bitcoins to obscure their source.
other cryptocurrencies are like bitcoin. It's just advocates of bitcoin want to keep bitcoin the standard of crypto to keep the price high.
It can be controlled by a few that own the majority of bitcoin (big mining syndicates/early investors with lots of cash to buy them).
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This is a normal post As I understand it, which is very, very superficially,
these mixing/laundering/tumbling services are opt-in, and the only ones opting in to a money laundering service are shady people with awful stuff to hide. So your mix of coins may not come from or go to your hired goon directly, but from a cloud of other hired goons, drug dealers, organised criminals, pimps, slave-masters, Young Conservatives, Islamofascists, etc, each with their own dirty blockchain trail leading back to potentially worse crimes than the one you're trying to hide.

Also, as I understand it, which is a very shallow understanding, using these kinds of services is a great way to attract the attention of GCHQ.
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This is a normal post "contrary to popular belief bitcoin is energy efficient, it actually comes from 70% renewable energy"
yeah, he doesn't understand what 'energy efficient' means. currently bitcoin mining alone uses 0.21% of world energy use, or the about the output of 7 large nuclear power stations (66.7 terawatt-hours per year). the 70% renewable he quotes is not from scientific research, but a dubious claim by Coinshares, a trading site, that contradicts better research that estimates it's already costing 22.9 million metric tons of CO2 per year, the output of a medium sized country. And due to its nature, the processing power needed increases as it reaches its end game, so this figure will rise
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This is a normal post I am lazy and spoilt
Have you got sauce? This is actually interesting
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cbeci.org/
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This is a normal post Wotevs. WHM want monero.

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This is a normal post Wrist Hair Moustache?
Well Hung McClung?
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This is a link post Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin
Just a song.

NSFW if you're at work without headphones due to heavy breathing.

Really needs a Serge/Pob faceswap

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This is a normal post So, looks like you missed the Fred Zeppelin and Varmint collaboration earlier in the year:
b3ta.com/links/1538071
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This is a normal post Ha!
Le Sexy Max, non?
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This is a normal post Oui! Le sexy enorme et formidable
avec la plume de ma tante.
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This is a normal post Missed it entirely, thanks for the link
and the Dan Baps
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*gives Gallic shrug*
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This is a normal post I have a soft spot for
Pet Shop Boys' version of that.

And, indeed, the Frankie Howerd and June Whitfield one.
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This is a normal post Frankie and June
Arthur and Hilda
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This is a normal post not forgetting Toralf's 'magical' combination of the accordion and the stylophone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udgxZ6WM6i8
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This is a link post A YouTube channel of cow's hooves being trimmed
This is some next level Dr PimplePopper voyerism for your faces.

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This is a link post this is fun, it tickles my nostalgia
Also - he's got a lovely concentration face
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This is a normal post Rave music:
Pure distilled unpretentios fun. There was a whole fucking cultural revolution off the back of this music (and a few pills). That revolution was just as significant as the whole swinging 60's. There hasn't been anything more significant since then IMHO, it's the bedrock behind most dance music and electronica.
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This is a normal post Everybody In The Place - An Incomplete History of Britain 1984 -1992 by Jeremy Deller
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Thr8PUAQuag
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This is a normal post Ooh! I don’t think I’ve seen that one
It’s going to make me wish I was 18 again isn’t it...
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This is a normal post yes

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This is a normal post I just watched the hell out of that
for an hour!
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This is a normal post I’ve just remembered this exists
m.youtube.com/watch?v=lNKuIdAPvuQ
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This is a normal post ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QhHSl-bdpU
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This is a normal post Hah! Yes!

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This is a normal post Cheers for that, missed it when it was on.
Pity YT's fucking with the soundtrack.
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 1:32, , Reply)
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There’s a different version on YouTube linked in the comments that has the full music, although weirdly it’s on the Gucci channel. Make of that what you will.
youtu.be/N0xtv-bWYbQ
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This is a normal post Joy!

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This is a normal post immediately made me think of the prodigy
youtu.be/73Vu0CtNHpA

but that's just me. at least it reminded me to listen to MFTJG again
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This is a link post Covid Crimbo Content Comments

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This is a normal post The BBC comments boards seem to be dominated by people who dislike the BBC.
Whinging and whining, bitching and kvetching about watching the BBC shows they are disappointed by, then being annoyed when they watch them again.
Old neurotics never die, they just get lost in the comments.
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This is a normal post Never go BTL
That goes double on BBC News articles. They seem to attract even worse people than The Argus.
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This is a normal post You posted this on /links.

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This is a normal post Breitbart comments are an experience.

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This is a normal post I can't imagine

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