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This is a link post Christmas 2020 the most appropriate festive song for 2020
A genius who mashed Wham's last Christmas with Slayer's Angel of Death. In these times of Covid and planks like Trump and Johnson failing to deal with it properly, this seemed entirely reasonable. Imagine if it got to number 1 in the charts?
(D Day, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post A cock
of the most glassy kind

b3ta.com/links/1555212
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did George Michael copy Princess Diana's hairstyle,
or was it the other way around?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Vigil for Our Dad I made this!
I don't know if this is appropriate to share semi-publicly but anyway.

Our Dad died peacefully at home on Saturday morning aged 98. Since March lockdown I have been his primary carer and maintainer of his independence (he only stopped mowing the lawn in October).

But every evening while he watched Eggheads or Channel 5 documentaries, I made strange films on my laptop, so I could be present but keep my sanity. This is the one I made while sat with him in his room for the last couple of weeks.

The footage of him at the end is from two weeks ago and not too upsetting I hope, he was explicit in his readiness to check out and said he wouldn't recommend getting old to anyone.

Thank you x

erit: now viewable, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Fred
Sorry for ....you know. Words aren't ever adequate so.... I'm hope you and yours are getting by.

So's you know, The video won't play, yet.

"If the owner of this video has granted you access, " etc etc
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you for letting me know, I've publicked it.
Doing well thanks, it wasn't a shock, more of a relief as he'd always been so active until recently.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Video is private

So sorry for your loss x
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to hear that Fred.
98 though, and still mowing the lawn last month, sounds like a good innings as they say.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This
sad news, 98 is good though
 (razzle, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed,
He hated having to use a walker, but he loved his mower, so I did seriously think of bringing the mower indoors in order to stop him toppling over all the time.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, I'm sure you'll have great memories of him.
Glad he accepted his situation and died peacefully.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Nov 2020, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for that

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post My condolences for your loss.

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers, thank you

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Words are shit and lame but I am sorry for your loss
Glad that with your help he stayed at home and was active until the end. I have an elderly Father and I know they can be very frustrating and almost drive you mad at times. They are young people trapped in failing bodies.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!

He hated having to use a walker, but he loved his mower, so I ended up bringing the mower indoors to stop him falling over all the time. Funny really.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's more than appropriate to share
Sorry bout your da, getting out the door peacefully is a blessing to be honest, few manage it. Must have had a good soul.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 2:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, he was exremely good humoured and mild-mannered for a short chap.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry dude

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 25 Nov 2020, 8:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post My condolences, Fred.
You are obviously a good son. Your Dad's keen fashion sense, what with the snazzy jim-jams and immaculate hair, have obviously been an inspiration for your own slick look.
I hope your grief subsides as quickly as possible.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is a wonderful thing

(The Tramp Surveyor, Fri 27 Nov 2020, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a link post A caller to BBC London discusses Greek Monopoly boardgame.
We all know the UK version and due to a shared language and culture probably the US version too but if this caller to BBC London is to be believed, the Greek version is quite quite different. It's not just replacing the Waterworks with the Parthenon as you might expect.
BBC Radio London Not Paying Attention fail


 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 24 Nov 2020, 8:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Monopolopoly?
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Finally! Someone has the guts to say what we are all bloody well thinking.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 23 Nov 2020, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure why this isn't working. Probably censorship from the B3ta MSM
This is what I was trying to post... youtu.be/gF0PdSTFh8E
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 23 Nov 2020, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for that.
Watching that will fuck up my youtube recommendations for years to come.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You can delete it from your YouTube history
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that is one good thing
to come from this thread
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you a cunt?
b3ta.com/links/1553513
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why have you linked to a post by an insecure child?
It wasn't worth reading the first time it was posted.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 23 Nov 2020, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a cunt's channel for cunts.
Why are you posting it?
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 0:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can't really be this upset about Sir Jimmy Savile's YouTube channel
It's probably not even run by him. He'd have been 94 last birthday. There aren't many 94 year olds running their own YouTube channel. It's probably run by a fan or the holder of his image rights or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 24 Nov 2020, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not talking about Savile, which you know, or you are even thicker than you seem.
I'm taking about the cuntish behaviour described in my old post, about this cunty channel for cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 1:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Explain the problem
and I will comment on it if that's what you are really interested in.

I really think you put too much value on the opinions of some stranger on the internet though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 24 Nov 2020, 8:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pure cunt it is.
Fuckity bye
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea
why you would want to post that puerile crap.

If you have any self-awareness you surely must expect a negative response to posting such dross.

I can only come to the conclusion that either you are unable to form cogent thoughts regarding how other people think, or you actively want people to dislike you.

Either way, I don't think I'll bother clicking another of your links.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post not sure why the others are having such a strong reaction
though I can't see much humour aside from what little flows from using the username of a well known dead paedo. there's no payoff or reveal, so it's basically poes law, the trolling being indistinguishable from an actual rightwing account of the kind that's depressingly ubiquitous.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 5:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you summarise it quite well.
The only humour or interest comes from the fact that he is posting under the name Sir Jimmy Savile. He is indistinguishable from an actual rightwing account, so much so that I personally don't think he is trolling, I think he believes the things he is saying or at least a version of them. He is doing so as Sir Jimmy Savile though which is the interesting part. If you are going to have a go at this guy for that, you need to have a go at Mike Yarwood too.

If Tom Scott and the BBC are trying to moderate YouTube comments as another poster claims then more fool them. It's not their responsibility to do so and if they want to attempt to do that then they shouldn't be surprised that's it's an impossible task. If you start deleting comments that you disagree with, ergo the comments left must be the ones you agree with. For high comment channels like those, that's not a good position to be in. They are not being paid by Google to clean up YouTube comments, so why do it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 24 Nov 2020, 6:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Either trolling or typical identifying with evil, low self esteem, right wing nonsense.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Nov 2020, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cripplingly dull slide show of social media comments from some nihilistic culture warrior's comedy paedophile account.
Nothing worthwhile to see here.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Loading DOS
from vinyl
(beanolabub, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post so if vinyl worked then shellac or wax cylinder next?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 0:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post You
have stolen my childhood!
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 3:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bleep bloop!
I seem to remember an Inner City Unit release has a track on it called "Spetrum Programme" or somesuch. Apparently it was an actual computery thing and not just random noises, although I didn't have a Spectrum so I didn't get the chance to try it out.
EDIT: it was called "Hectic Electric 48K Spectrum Programme (Load It Don't Hold It)"
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Interesting archived blog post about various music releases that included computer programmes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
Love the comment about Thompson Twins :-D
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post We should beam this vinyl into space to show off to them aliens how clever we are.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a link post If you thought Covid was bad for the economy
No-deal Brexit will cost even more, says a man who wears an entire church for a hat
No-deal Brexit to cost more than Covid, Bank of England governor says


 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I doubt if will affect him and his chums too much
The rest of us will pay for it all again.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 0:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Finally, sport.


(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently he is a comedian.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not again

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a link post My white-hot take on the WIld Mountain Thyme trailer NSFW I made this!
Please pretend it was two weeks ago, thank you.

*Potentially NSFW for Father Jack's fruity language
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eel be regretting trying to eat that.

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bitterly egretting its decision.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Nov 2020, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has that been cropped?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post A belated Ian Holm tribute.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Johnny Rotten gets flea bite on his penis after rescuing squirrels
No mention of whether the squirrels were of a busty nature.
 (plankton, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Squirrels with nits

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'rescuing'

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post ∆∆

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I feel a lot more sorry for the fleas and squirrels.

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Capitol K - Island Row

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well
that's the next few hours sorted!
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they got most of the original production team back

(dribble, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Are You Still A Cliché (With Troubled Mind) ?


(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know but now I'm worried that I might be
jesus...
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 2:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post i struggle to say anything that's not dirty, depressing, or just a cliché
but that's the way the motherfucking ball bounces, I suppose
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 2:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Sunday Vibes....Aphex Twin - Complete ambient works
Tracklist. chill... smoke a blunt and relax...
320kbps
1. 0:00 Xtal
2. 4:53 Tha
3. 14:01 Pulsewidth
4. 17:49 Ageispolis
5. 23:13 I
6. 24:29 Green Calx
7. 30:35 Heliosphan
8. 35:29 We Are The Music Makers
9. 43:13 Schottkey 7th Path
10. 48:21 Ptolemy
11. 55:35 Hedphelym
12. 1:01:39 Delphium
13. 1:07:09 Actium
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 22 Nov 2020, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Always awesome

(Sherbs, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post This guy, Autechre and Boards of Canada is pretty much all I listen to these days

(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsiXZ0uTOy8
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Take a look at Ruby My Dear (rubymydear.bandcamp.com) especially the Ginkgo EP...
 (hangableautobulb is an anagram of the best album ever, on, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty much my all-time favourite album.
Also my go-to material for sound checking audio kit/installations.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post This:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH9Mkeh6kVw

is rapidly becoming my goto fav Aphex track (from the monstrous 280 track soundcloud collection). The layering, texturing, rhythm are all sublime, but the bass - the BASS - just fucking hits you right in the shatner, every time. Can't get enough of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Mon 23 Nov 2020, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Regarding AFX remixes
it's all about this one for me (love the original too).
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 1:45, , Reply)
This is a link post How to write an AC/DC song
Totally accurate, especially the Marge Simpson bit.
 (plankton, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post music's only half the battle, you need the ac/dc style lyrics
she was chalking up my cue, she was spotting my white
I was kissing her pink, it was saturday night
the next thing I knew, her rack was coming down
I was getting good position
I said "I'm gonna pot the brown"
yeah, yeah, yeah,
Pot the brown
Lining her her up
Pot the brown
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Snooker loopy sure is a classic

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's filthy

(Sherbs, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post More AC/DC than AC/DC

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Nov 2020, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sports or games popular in boozers
Dreadful innuendo
Sleazy chorus

Yup, all present and correct.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Good compilation
Some I hadn't seen before.

GC from a couple of years back, sue me.

No, I'm not Sue
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 7:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody love Keaton, me.
An amazing acrobat, and some of his brilliant mis-direction is magician quality. For me, his masterpiece is Neighbors. Watch it if you haven’t.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Neighbours is awesome
and for sheer scale Cops

Really enjoy Steamboat Bill Jr too
 (sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always preferred
Home and Away
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cough

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic, I really must get round to watching his films - a massive cultural hole of mine.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 24 Nov 2020, 9:30, , Reply)

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