I finished a new mix! A month later than I would have hoped, but it is quite a biggie. This one features Benny Goodman's famous 1936 Carnegie Hall concert, Orson Welles' radio broadcast of War of the Worlds, an audio collage of the Munich crisis, and quite a lot more, totaling 220 minutes of sound. Come and have a listen, it's free to stream, preview mix available to download, and I'll be putting out another couple of bits over the next month as bonus podcasts.
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The dream starts at 1.18, bloke shreds while Buckethead looks on. No pressure then.
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He has really got quite lazy over the last few years.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckethead_discography#Studio_albums
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Am I missing out? Who knows!
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Electric Tears and The Cuckoo Clocks of Hell are good contrasting ones. Some of the albums are film background/incidental sound.
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as i dont remember this bit. but then again i think i fell asleep about 30 minutes in.
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...that itself just trails off...
(, Tue 7 Sep 2021, 15:47, Reply)
I'm off up to Loch Ness at the weekend, and I've just noticed that if you search around Loch Ness on Google Maps the little street view man turns into a wee monster:

(, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 22:19, Reply)
Dores beach is great, as long as you catch it when the local teenage fuckwits aren't littering it with empty bottles and pringles tubes.
Inverness is a depressing shithole. There's a nice woodland walk in Culloden, known locally as 'The Gruffalo Walk' due to the carvings and wood sculptures done by a local artist along the path.
The council recently had to erect anti-vandalism measures around the pieces to dissuade the natives from defacing/setting fire to them, which detracts from the experience somewhat, however.
Nairn is proper lovely if the weather is nice and the Links aren't too busy. Nice walk from the beach along the river to Cawdor Castle if you've got a few hours to spare, too.
Drumnadrochit and Fort Augustus are alright, but you'll be fucking sick of Nessie after about 4 minutes.
If you insist on going north of the Kessock Bridge, then steer clear of any settlements on the A9. They get progressively and drastically more grim as you travel Northwards. Wick is basically the result of David Lynch summoning the spirit of H.P. Lovecraft and asking him for advice on town planning.
Definitely visit Glencoe on your way back down the road, though. The Ballachulish Quarry is significantly more scenic than it sounds and the Lochan north of Glencoe Village is fucking spectacular.
The whole place is just bloody lovely, really. Apart from that house where that bloke stayed. Besides that, though...
(, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 23:03, Reply)
Thanks for the suggestions, but I'm only passing through on my bike. This is what I'm doing:
ridewithgps.com/routes/23232135
(, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 23:19, Reply)
There's an absolutely cracking Bicycle Cafe in Inverness called Velocity. Very friendly bunch. Enjoy!
(, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 23:27, Reply)
It also turns into a tiny Queen at Buckingham Palace and a UFO at Area 51
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Just had a look at those. The Queen seems a bit temperamental as to whether she appears or not, and the UFO only appears if you abduct the little man.
There must be others.
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Google_Easter_eggs#Pegman
Not that I can get many of them to work.
(, Tue 7 Sep 2021, 13:16, Reply)
Stupid fucking game played by utter fucking cunts.
(, Tue 7 Sep 2021, 13:28, Reply)
Golfers are:
- easily identifiable by their clothing and thus easily avoided
- have to put up with club rules and customs that they don't particularly like
- tend to drink at the club bar so staying away from other pubs/bars
- usually buy and maintain larger cars in order to transport expensive golf bag and clubs
- create lonely golf 'widows'
- can frequently be beat by talented players who show little or no interest in purchasing expensive golf clubs thus infuriating some of those who do
As a bonus they spend a lot of money trying to improve their play or look like their golfing heroes which keeps non-golfers in work.
I mean I'm not saying all of the above was planned but its not all bad.
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4 is a benefit? Seems like the environmental impact of golf is worsened by golfers with bigger cars.
5, 6 & 7 don't really benefit anybody.
Gowf is pish.
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Nice enough show, but when Dr Phil introduced Tony from the hospital tuck shop to sing a comedy song my hopes weren't high.
How wrong I was
Skip to 25:20
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has been one of the things that has kept me (mostly) sane in the pando.
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It's a bit of a work in progress, or possibly about to be abandoned.
www.dropbox.com/s/y2gdim2a0icgk7u/brb_-_sunshine.mp3?raw=1
(, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 21:32, Reply)
And what an utterly pointless anecdote at the end of that article. Classic New York Daily Mail.
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Albert "Chalky" White
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A perfect mix of dark humour and surrealism. It's perhaps that I don't watch TV much at all anymore, but I can't help feeling that advertising has lost a great deal of its edge over the past 10 years or so. Possibly due to the Moral Outrage culture that seems to be gathering steam at a frightening pace.
Remember Points of View? That was the sort of moral outrage I could get behind. None of this Hunsnet Social Media Campaign nonsense. Just good old Margeret in Winslow upset because somebody said "Bugger" before the watershed.
(, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 19:43, Reply)
Kill Bill meets the Sound of Music is how it is described.
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It looks cool, but given that it's the team behind Iron Sky, it'll probably not be released for another 5 years. Also I'm hoping it's Iron Sky good, not Iron Sky 2 terrible.
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The deceptive image of the towel rack got me thinking though; why do we never see urinals in expensive houses? They'd be a hell of a lot more useful than a bidet.
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I can only imagine the initial conversation with the architect. "Yeah, that's right, I want you to make it look like a castle. A castle that's been made out of Legos [sic] by a retarded child."
(, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 13:43, Reply)
Basically I want the most garish bungalow imaginable, with a flat leaking roof, please. Also huge windows offering no privacy. No moat, make sure it's built on low ground too. Florida swamps? Perfect.
(, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 14:04, Reply)
The look on Kevin McCloud's face would have been priceless.
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Pretty, not comfortable to live in usually.
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When I say 'Family Cottage', I mean that it's been in the family for generations, it's definitely not family sized. Bedroom, Living Room, Bathroom, Kitchen.
When my Grandparents still lived in it, it was in dire need of modernisation. The place was still wired with BS546 sockets and there was no cavity insulation on the walls at all. The place got horribly damp.
Once my folks inherited it, they had it refurbished to use as a holiday home due to its hugely touristy location. It was a small cottage before they got the place insulated, it's fucking tiny on the inside now. Barely space to fit a two seater couch in the living room, and you can only get into the double bed from one side in the bedroom.
None of us kids want to be burdened with it when it's our turn. It's in arguably one of the most beautiful locations of the UK, but you'd be fucking mental to consider living in it long term, even as a singleton. And the whole holiday let business is more trouble than it's worth.
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That's been my experience in Wales, even the larger houses are problematic.
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One of the other downsides of insulating such a tiny property is that the already miniscule living room and bedroom windows are now set so far into the wall that they're really only useful for ventilation.
Still, fucking brilliant having a place like that to stay in for absolutely nothing when we fancy a weekend away, so I shouldn't really complain. Just a shame it isn't a wee bit larger.
(, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 21:10, Reply)
More like a mobile home tacked onto the side and as it is a "temporary structure" it does not need planning. So it been mostly converted into a very large open plan kitchen/diner/living room space and the cottage rooms are now all bedrooms. He then proceeded to get a very large camouflage net from an army surplus store and now it blends in nicely.
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My ex had a private school chum who lived in a castle, I won't say which one, but you'd be surprised at how nice the private dwelling areas of some castles are.
Of course it helps if you are a multi-millionaire.
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There's a reason most of the defensive ones got turned into stately homes.
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Faux stone walls designed by people who've never seen a real one.
Edit: Makes Cloppa Castle seem realistic
m.youtube.com/watch?v=xtPq0sZdook
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The whole thing looks designed by someone who heard about castles down the pub once.
(, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 14:02, Reply)
And had a job lot of palladian joinery and fittings...
Would benefit from the same treatment windsor Castle received in 1982
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prr59WolXv4
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Motors fitted, speed controller hooked up, wings on.
What could go wrong?
Trying to make a hobby grade plastic model that's not supposed to fly, fly!
Series not intended to be as long as Binky, but could well end up that way.
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Going to try my best to make this or a bigger version actually fly. I know that disasters get more views, but i want to be honest about it. Plus i dont have the money to throw down the drain. There's already too many nazgay bastwanks on Youtube faking stuff. Plus if it doesnt fly it will make a lovely desk fan :)
Still waiting for Alibaba to deliver the radio gear for it....think his magic carpet ran out of magic !
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I have one or two of those gadget shop pocket sized 4 bladed drones. They have a battery life of about 2 minutes (which would be hackable with a bigger aircraft), and they are already remote controlled. The joystick controller and drone brain think they're a drone, but I bet I can hack that to just have 4 props with variable power.
Shove them in the engine nacelles of a 4 prop airfix model, in a symmetrical fashion with two going clockwise and two going anti, that should give me yaw and, I think roll..? Maybe if I have two pointing slightly upwards and two pointing slightly downwards that could give me pitch.
Making landing gears light enough yet strong enough to cope with my piloting skills is possibly what kills my cheap idea. I guess I could just use balsa wood skids on springs or collapsible paper.
Fuckit, the whole plane could be made of paper.
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www.flightstore.co.uk/aviation-gifts-c221/childrens-gifts-c229/playroom-c1369/lancaster-inflatable-plane-p13838
(, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 22:04, Reply)
but the model currently weighs 250 grams, add battery pack,servos, reciever and the rest of the furniture to the model and you end up with something like 4-500grams.
The bigger the brick, the more power is required to make it move. Most toy drones are around 20 grams.
Trust me, I was as impressed that it dragged itself across the shed floor at 10% power, but there is a casm of difference between that and powered flight. 99% of me says it will brick, but that niggling 1% of "what if" is spurring me on! Oh and a good dose of British fuckit n do it! So basically, YES, go for it :)
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I had dozens, mad amounts. I took them to the top of Brawn House, a local 21 storey block of flats and dropped them off one by one to see if any would fly.
Some began to to flatten out before they hit the ground, but not much. The best were models of A300 airbus that came with packs of cornflakes, they were so close to pulling out of the dive.
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I used my home made gunpowder, which was a poor substitute for fireworks. Gunpowder is HARD to make. Used to shave the heads of swan vestas and mix that in with my gunpowder, made a big difference.
(, Tue 7 Sep 2021, 12:17, Reply)
did that too , wrap a bunch in tin foil or cig packet foil and make little rockets :)
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=_LVe2kbW8tM
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So now YouTube is happily suggesting more interesting cross dressing videos.
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*maybe a mini version of the glass that goes opaque
(, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 22:13, Reply)
Also an interview with the main cast.
(, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 21:46, Reply)
Do any of you breeder types actually find that sort of thing attractive?
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Also its not exactly a new thing
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They're hideous.
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Even worse than that guy who does the Dark Footage videos.
Still, typical fighter pilot reaction from the first clip. Even when the plane is disintegrating around him in a fireball he’s still thinking “I’ve got this”.
(, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 12:28, Reply)
This is far too well lit.
Otherwise this looks like many of the clubs I spent weekends in a few decades ago.
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But it appears that they are classified as post-punk/gothic rock. I don't think I'd even heard of gothic rock at the time so maybe I just assumed they were punk. I've been living a lie all these years - turns out I went from punk to goth without even knowing, winkle-pickers and all!
As far as Goths not liking bright light, I was wondering if the modern perception of them is different to how it was back then - this excerpt from Wikipedia sums it up:
"In recent times, especially in the course of commercialization of parts of the Goth subculture, many non-involved people developed an interest in dark fashion styles and started to adopt elements of Goth clothing (primarily mass-produced goods from malls) without being connected to subcultural basics: goth music and the history of the subculture, for example. Within the Goth movement they have been regularly described as "poseurs" or "mallgoths"."
(, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 15:54, Reply)
And look, they gravitate towards the mirror. Huh.
(, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 16:13, Reply)
I'm watching the sequel to Boss Baby (because I'm an idiot) and this track starts playing and I briefly perk up. The video's ace with Penn and Teller helping!
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