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What a wanker.
Just glad they weren't obligated to shoot the Bear. I'll never forget what happened to that poor Gorilla who's name we should never forget.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:59,
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Gary?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 7:42,
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Super!
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 16:14,
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Security
should shoot the intruder.
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id10ts WTF happened, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 17:12,
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Trespassers will be molested.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 23:10,
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For a notoriously unhorny species, Cuddles has a frisky demeanour.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 23:22,
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He got away with a light bumming.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 23:24,
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What an epitaph
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 15:41,
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Set phasers to flute
Jazz Rock Star Trek
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:14,
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Rather hang out with the Goths to be honest
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 4:54,
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Which one of you...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 21:49,
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That was a very specific search term you used!
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Varmint, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 21:58,
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Yes, it was.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:05,
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Pressure effects of custard ingress on large passages?
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:09,
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The famous tubgirl study.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:30,
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Jesus Christ. Is he absorbing those foods through his skin?
He fair gained weight over the course of those videos.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:03,
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But was it warm or cold?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:19,
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It's whatever you need it to be.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:24,
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I am dis custard
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 4:48,
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FFS!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 5:39,
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You forgot to click I made this
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 7:44,
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Bringing Phil Collins into the 21C
I made this!
Meatballs
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chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 19:54,
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That was fun, whatever it was.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:28,
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Thanks. I take the responsibility of being a serious artist dutifully.
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chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 12:32,
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Flying in a tunnel.
Crikey
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 17:14,
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Fuck.
That.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 17:39,
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have to catch it first
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 18:07,
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"Use the force Luke"
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 18:10,
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"My God, it's full of stars!"
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 18:28,
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I'm no Proctologist
But I wonder whether flying through the tunnel causes an increase in air pressure which assists in keeping the plain steady? Once you manage to get into the tunnel without splattering yourself all over the embankment, that is.
Still major brown trousers, mind.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 20:20,
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...aand we're back to vacuum cleaner dick injuries.
I doubt an increase in pressure would make a difference, as it is still a fluid.
Would it be more stable in another fluid?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 20:30,
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Like custard?
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 20:34,
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Not strictly a fluid, very non newtonian, possibly slightly dilatant if corn flour is used
So, no, you splosher.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 21:11,
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I'm good at bikes!
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 21:28,
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I've had loads of fun riding old bikes.
The motorcycles were exciting too.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 5:45,
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I wonder if these Red Bull racing plane things have fly by wire and some clever AI making sure the plane's altitude never dips below 30cm or something.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 16:20,
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No sidewinds to deal with I suppose
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Varmint, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:03,
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Christ, that would have certainly spiced things up a bit on the entry.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:06,
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That whistling/wind noise, I expected silver machine to kick in
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:44,
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Version not in supernarrowvision
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNyRRHxc0W4
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 15:39,
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i was waiting for the camera to pan round...
for a guy to be holding a model plane by the tail!! :)
bet the cockpit stank of poopoo
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 6 Sep 2021, 0:06,
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Well that's my next project sorted then
Though you've got to ask why people live in vans in the first place
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strongp, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 17:13,
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Poverty, lack of affordable housing, A-Team or Scoobie Doo fans, take your pick.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 17:17,
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Rapist.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 17:32,
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Paedo.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 17:37,
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Technically.
But it was only you I had eyes for.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 17:51,
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How revolting.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 18:21,
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The heart wants what the heart wants.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 18:32,
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heart trousers
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 18:43,
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I don't think the trousers were all that interested.
They never hung around long.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 18:52,
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It's a Spike Milligan euphemism.
From the war memoirs.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 18:54,
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I spent 6 months on one van trip, mainly in the western US
quite by luck, we bought a big dodge tradesmaster from a plumber that had "Emergency Sewage" written on the side, a grey windowless brick of a van. We found we hardly ever got parking tickets, even while parked up a week in some cities, and got ushered free into some parks like yosemite by people at the gates who assumed we were there to sort some shit problem out.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:33,
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Lovely.
I watched "Sisters with Transistors" recently; it's a great film.
I have yet to see "Delia Derbyshire - The Myths and the Legendary Tapes" but it's on my list.
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GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 10:29,
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Will keep an eye out for them
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 10:50,
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I might watch that second one soon™
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 13:02,
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I remember playing Xenon at my... 3rd college
Phwwwaor
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 12:14,
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Third? Trinity?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 15:53,
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The narrator has nothing but contempt for this sort of thing.
Isn't he the same bloke from the This Is A Journey Into Sound sample?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 16:37,
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The Sound Defects? Could be him, a fine album.
I prefer The Iron Horse one.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 19:10,
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I mean...
This:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoUmN2EEufQ
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 19:45,
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A demonstration disc IIRC.
Rubbish 'shopping on the cover though.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:59,
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Sounds like Alvar Liddell
or Bob Danvers-Walker
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 23:23,
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I have that eventide H949
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sat 4 Sep 2021, 19:25,
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saw her perform a few years ago.
was good
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augsav, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 19:48,
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...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 5:15,
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lovely :)
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ozof, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 5:28,
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Wowza
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 6:52,
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Ha!
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Varmint, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 8:08,
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Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 10:06,
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Lovely markings.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 13:32,
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Great edit at the end
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 14:25,
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SPOILER!
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unclepills, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 16:44,
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Gosh
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 1:53,
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THESE 10 BASILCA FAC'TS WIL AMASE YUO
And this leads to a chicken and egg puzzle.
Did evolved mind tools make us smarter?
Or did we evolve to become smart enough to make mind tools?
And as usual with chicken and egg problems,
the answer is yes.
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SockCooker ΠΠ’Π ΠΠΠ₯, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 2:43,
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no
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ozof, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 3:08,
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Lego Seinfeld
Something something too much talent.
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Fri 3 Sep 2021, 23:33,
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nope
still massively overrated
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ozof, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 3:10,
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The hairstyling alone must have taken awhile
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 7:34,
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Way too much talent, patience and effort
for such a lame show. Never understood the appeal of Seinfeld.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 12:27,
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I liked the sitcom parts and hated the standup parts.
I think I mainly watched because it was aired before Gary Shandling/Larry Sanders.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 14:31,
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Magic
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The Tramp Surveyor, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 19:02,
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Characteristic, grim, triggering, an artist disintegrates.
I'm going to watch pop music and kittens now.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 22:02,
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This cheered me up today after my PC power supply blew up so spectacularly that it tripped half the fuses in the house
Bass line joy
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 8:23,
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Catastrophic failures are the best.
At least you don't have to spend time diagnosing it.
Had an exciting microwave fail a few months back, with a loud bang it blew a hole in the microwave port.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 16:48,
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Holy flip!
But why ruin the surprise with the thumbnail....
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 21:06,
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Great Scott!
And to answer your question, it's because people on twitter have the attention span of a gnat.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 21:10,
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It's okay, that thread was probably mostly ten year olds.
(What? It just decided to show the thumbnail).
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 21:26,
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No Mharti? No ball sucking?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 22:45,
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Good grief.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 22:46,
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The top rated arcade game from 1976
I remember having a ZX Spectrum that was marginally better than this 10 years later, so it was ahead of its time.
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Fri 3 Sep 2021, 19:47,
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Played it on a boat, the clip doesn't do the sound effects justice
'Immersion' in the game may have been added to by the ship rolling. Still preferred some space shooter with spacecraft in concentric circles (maybe a cylindrical projection) that used Bach's Toccata and Fugue for a soundtrack.
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 7:42,
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Gyruss

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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 9:08,
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Who am I?
I made this!
New track that I just released, twisted tech trance number. Also features Barry from the Strangest Village in Britain documentary, for those familiar...
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TheBat, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 14:08,
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I really enjoyed that.
It has a Tip Records vibe.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 21:03,
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Cheers! I wasn't actually aware of Tip records, will check them out.
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TheBat, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 9:22,
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I'm troubled by this sort of onion of exploitation.
It's ridiculous, but also so sad. These kinds of pastors should be locked up, and that lady needs real help for her mental delusions and vaginal thrush.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 14:53,
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There's one near me called the winners church or something similar
The poster I drive past every morning seems to be all african-looking folk, smiling and wearing fancy clothes with gold watches stood next to nice cars or whatever. Had a look online and the whole premise is you give the fella at the front some cash, tell him that you *really* want a big mercedes and a rolex, presumably do some praying at some point and shazam! The pastor gets a new mercedes and a gold rolex! Praise Jesus!
It's incredible this sort of thing is still allowed in this day and age. Gives me hope that one day I'll have the sheer balls to stand up on a stage and rip off all the deluded people.
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suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 16:15,
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Is that kind of Margate direction?
Operating out of a prefab industrial estate like place?
If so, I know it too (or at least the same franchise, probably).
There should be laws against the selling of indulgences, prayers, etc.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 17:47,
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The price of hope.
Spirit mediums annoy me, screwing up people's grieving process for cash.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 23:35,
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My blood hurts, Mummy!
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 15:22,
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"african-looking folk"
I think you'll find the politically correct term is "colonial types"
Pip-pip!
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GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 10:33,
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That includes Australians and Americans though.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 17:12,
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I'm sensing a pattern here.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 17:25,
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This has been discussed before.
I reckon 2/3 of the board are based in Aus or the US.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 18:20,
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And 3/3 of /talk
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 18:50,
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I think they're mostly from the Isle of Dogs.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 19:50,
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Dune - The Official Song
I made this!
Dune will be the greatest movie ever.
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dogfood, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 12:17,
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If you can find it anywhere these days at a sensible price,
βDoonβ is a very good parody of the original book.
www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/1118059.National_Lampoon_s_Doon
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 18:11,
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Beer!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 18:14,
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He pours without foam!
I like this
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noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 21:40,
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Sand is maybe the worst thing about the beach
if it had grass it would probably be way better - but then I suppose the kids couldn't make sand castles.
It gets everywhere though.
Now, if you imagine this movie with lush GRASS - now we are all transported to an exciting windows xp wallpaper type of place with Teletubbies. Now THAT is a movie.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 18:12,
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Alright, Anakin
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 9:38,
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Waiting for David Lynch's HULL, the chipspice is life
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 9:43,
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Collector hunts for rare and valuable Magic: The Gathering cards
I made this!
Strange things happen.
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Utter Bobbins Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 11:49,
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\0/
5/7
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 21:50,
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THROWBACK!
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 22:39,
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Let's make some fucking Bolognese
NSFW
NSFW because of swears
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plankton, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 11:20,
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I like his old kitchen there
much more than his new one.
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tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 20:19,
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im going to fucking try this
*click*
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Tivert, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 21:42,
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This swaering thing that people think makes aussies funny.
it really has me in disagreement.
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unclepills, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 22:05,
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Haha, it doesn't fucking paramatta!
I think you are harsh, his vids are excellent and he's got more professional over time too. His cooking tips are top!
Besides, the word fuck is best pronounced by Aussies (nat's what I reck'n)
The fact that he looks just like my nephew has no bearing on my opinion in this matter.
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 7:35,
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granted, i sound like my mum
i shall reconsider and be more agreeable.
the parramatta line was good tbf
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unclepills, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 10:34,
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I've had a think, and I reckon just saying fucking for no valid comedic or creative reason is not my cup of tea.
Not to say I don't love a well-placed profanity or dozen.
And of course, I still love you.
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unclepills, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 20:16,
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He's wrong, though.
You should cook the meat over a high heat to brown it, remove it, and then sautΓ© the veg before putting the meat back and proceeding from there - otherwise the water from the veg keeps the temperature too low.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 12:55,
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None of that matters of you cook it all day I find
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benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 15:56,
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first ep of a classic series
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 5:01,
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