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This is a link post Pandas? Nah, mate. Soppy little wankers, weak as kittens. I’ll show you…

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post What a wanker.
Just glad they weren't obligated to shoot the Bear. I'll never forget what happened to that poor Gorilla who's name we should never forget.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Gary?

(, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 7:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Super!

(, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Security
should shoot the intruder.
(, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Trespassers will be molested.

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post For a notoriously unhorny species, Cuddles has a frisky demeanour.

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post He got away with a light bumming.

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post What an epitaph

(, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 15:41, Reply)
This is a link post Set phasers to flute
Jazz Rock Star Trek
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Rather hang out with the Goths to be honest

(, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 4:54, Reply)
This is a link post Which one of you...

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That was a very specific search term you used!

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, it was.

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Pressure effects of custard ingress on large passages?

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The famous tubgirl study.

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus Christ. Is he absorbing those foods through his skin?
He fair gained weight over the course of those videos.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post But was it warm or cold?

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It's whatever you need it to be.

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I am dis custard

(, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 4:48, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS!

(, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 5:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot to click I made this

(, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 7:44, Reply)
This is a link post Bringing Phil Collins into the 21C I made this!
Meatballs
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That was fun, whatever it was.

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:28, Reply)
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Thanks. I take the responsibility of being a serious artist dutifully.
(, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 12:32, Reply)
This is a link post Flying in a tunnel.
Crikey
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck.
That.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post have to catch it first

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 18:07, Reply)
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"Use the force Luke"
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
"My God, it's full of stars!"
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm no Proctologist
But I wonder whether flying through the tunnel causes an increase in air pressure which assists in keeping the plain steady? Once you manage to get into the tunnel without splattering yourself all over the embankment, that is.

Still major brown trousers, mind.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ...aand we're back to vacuum cleaner dick injuries.
I doubt an increase in pressure would make a difference, as it is still a fluid.
Would it be more stable in another fluid?
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Like custard?

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Not strictly a fluid, very non newtonian, possibly slightly dilatant if corn flour is used
So, no, you splosher.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm good at bikes!

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I've had loads of fun riding old bikes.
The motorcycles were exciting too.
(, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 5:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if these Red Bull racing plane things have fly by wire and some clever AI making sure the plane's altitude never dips below 30cm or something.

(, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post No sidewinds to deal with I suppose

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, that would have certainly spiced things up a bit on the entry.

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That whistling/wind noise, I expected silver machine to kick in

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Version not in supernarrowvision
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNyRRHxc0W4
(, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post i was waiting for the camera to pan round...
for a guy to be holding a model plane by the tail!! :)

bet the cockpit stank of poopoo
(, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 0:06, Reply)
This is a link post Well that's my next project sorted then
Though you've got to ask why people live in vans in the first place
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Poverty, lack of affordable housing, A-Team or Scoobie Doo fans, take your pick.

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Rapist.

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Paedo.

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Technically.
But it was only you I had eyes for.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post How revolting.

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The heart wants what the heart wants.

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 18:32, Reply)
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heart trousers
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think the trousers were all that interested.
They never hung around long.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a Spike Milligan euphemism.
From the war memoirs.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I spent 6 months on one van trip, mainly in the western US
quite by luck, we bought a big dodge tradesmaster from a plumber that had "Emergency Sewage" written on the side, a grey windowless brick of a van. We found we hardly ever got parking tickets, even while parked up a week in some cities, and got ushered free into some parks like yosemite by people at the gates who assumed we were there to sort some shit problem out.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:33, Reply)
This is a link post Composing for a pinball machine
GC says no
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely.
I watched "Sisters with Transistors" recently; it's a great film.
I have yet to see "Delia Derbyshire - The Myths and the Legendary Tapes" but it's on my list.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Will keep an eye out for them

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I might watch that second one soon™

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember playing Xenon at my... 3rd college
Phwwwaor
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Third? Trinity?

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The narrator has nothing but contempt for this sort of thing.
Isn't he the same bloke from the This Is A Journey Into Sound sample?
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The Sound Defects? Could be him, a fine album.
I prefer The Iron Horse one.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I mean...
This:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoUmN2EEufQ
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post A demonstration disc IIRC.
Rubbish 'shopping on the cover though.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like Alvar Liddell
or Bob Danvers-Walker
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I have that eventide H949

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post saw her perform a few years ago.
was good
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 19:48, Reply)
This is a link post ...

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This is a normal post lovely :)

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 5:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Wowza

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 6:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 8:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely markings.

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Great edit at the end

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 14:25, Reply)
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SPOILER!
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Gosh

(, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 1:53, Reply)
This is a link post THESE 10 BASILCA FAC'TS WIL AMASE YUO
And this leads to a chicken and egg puzzle.
Did evolved mind tools make us smarter?
Or did we evolve to become smart enough to make mind tools?
And as usual with chicken and egg problems,
the answer is yes.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 2:43, Reply)
This is a normal post no

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 3:08, Reply)
This is a link post Lego Seinfeld
Something something too much talent.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post nope
still massively overrated
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 3:10, Reply)
This is a normal post The hairstyling alone must have taken awhile

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 7:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Way too much talent, patience and effort
for such a lame show. Never understood the appeal of Seinfeld.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the sitcom parts and hated the standup parts.
I think I mainly watched because it was aired before Gary Shandling/Larry Sanders.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Magic

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 19:02, Reply)
This is a link post Characteristic, grim, triggering, an artist disintegrates.
I'm going to watch pop music and kittens now.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post This cheered me up today after my PC power supply blew up so spectacularly that it tripped half the fuses in the house
Bass line joy
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Catastrophic failures are the best.
At least you don't have to spend time diagnosing it.
Had an exciting microwave fail a few months back, with a loud bang it blew a hole in the microwave port.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 16:48, Reply)
This is a link post Holy flip!
But why ruin the surprise with the thumbnail....
(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 21:06, Reply)
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Great Scott!

And to answer your question, it's because people on twitter have the attention span of a gnat.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It's okay, that thread was probably mostly ten year olds.
(What? It just decided to show the thumbnail).
(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post No Mharti? No ball sucking?

(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Good grief.

(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 22:46, Reply)
This is a link post The top rated arcade game from 1976
I remember having a ZX Spectrum that was marginally better than this 10 years later, so it was ahead of its time.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Played it on a boat, the clip doesn't do the sound effects justice
'Immersion' in the game may have been added to by the ship rolling. Still preferred some space shooter with spacecraft in concentric circles (maybe a cylindrical projection) that used Bach's Toccata and Fugue for a soundtrack.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 7:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Gyruss

(, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 9:08, Reply)
This is a link post Who am I? I made this!
New track that I just released, twisted tech trance number. Also features Barry from the Strangest Village in Britain documentary, for those familiar...
(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I really enjoyed that.
It has a Tip Records vibe.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 21:03, Reply)
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Cheers! I wasn't actually aware of Tip records, will check them out.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 9:22, Reply)
This is a link post Demon came with his penis and put it in my mouth

(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm troubled by this sort of onion of exploitation.
It's ridiculous, but also so sad. These kinds of pastors should be locked up, and that lady needs real help for her mental delusions and vaginal thrush.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post There's one near me called the winners church or something similar
The poster I drive past every morning seems to be all african-looking folk, smiling and wearing fancy clothes with gold watches stood next to nice cars or whatever. Had a look online and the whole premise is you give the fella at the front some cash, tell him that you *really* want a big mercedes and a rolex, presumably do some praying at some point and shazam! The pastor gets a new mercedes and a gold rolex! Praise Jesus!

It's incredible this sort of thing is still allowed in this day and age. Gives me hope that one day I'll have the sheer balls to stand up on a stage and rip off all the deluded people.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that kind of Margate direction?
Operating out of a prefab industrial estate like place?

If so, I know it too (or at least the same franchise, probably).

There should be laws against the selling of indulgences, prayers, etc.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The price of hope.
Spirit mediums annoy me, screwing up people's grieving process for cash.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 23:35, Reply)
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My blood hurts, Mummy!
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post "african-looking folk"
I think you'll find the politically correct term is "colonial types"
Pip-pip!
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That includes Australians and Americans though.

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sensing a pattern here.

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post This has been discussed before.
I reckon 2/3 of the board are based in Aus or the US.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post And 3/3 of /talk

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they're mostly from the Isle of Dogs.

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This is a link post Dune - The Official Song I made this!
Dune will be the greatest movie ever.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post If you can find it anywhere these days at a sensible price,
β€œDoon” is a very good parody of the original book.
www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/1118059.National_Lampoon_s_Doon
(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Beer!

(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post He pours without foam!
I like this
(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Sand is maybe the worst thing about the beach
if it had grass it would probably be way better - but then I suppose the kids couldn't make sand castles.
It gets everywhere though.
Now, if you imagine this movie with lush GRASS - now we are all transported to an exciting windows xp wallpaper type of place with Teletubbies. Now THAT is a movie.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright, Anakin

(, Sun 5 Sep 2021, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Waiting for David Lynch's HULL, the chipspice is life

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This is a link post Collector hunts for rare and valuable Magic: The Gathering cards I made this!
Strange things happen.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post \0/
5/7
(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post THROWBACK!

(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 22:39, Reply)
This is a link post Let's make some fucking Bolognese NSFW
NSFW because of swears
(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I like his old kitchen there
much more than his new one.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post im going to fucking try this
*click*
(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post This swaering thing that people think makes aussies funny.
it really has me in disagreement.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2021, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, it doesn't fucking paramatta!
I think you are harsh, his vids are excellent and he's got more professional over time too. His cooking tips are top!

Besides, the word fuck is best pronounced by Aussies (nat's what I reck'n)

The fact that he looks just like my nephew has no bearing on my opinion in this matter.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post granted, i sound like my mum
i shall reconsider and be more agreeable.

the parramatta line was good tbf
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 10:34, Reply)
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I've had a think, and I reckon just saying fucking for no valid comedic or creative reason is not my cup of tea.
Not to say I don't love a well-placed profanity or dozen.
And of course, I still love you.
(, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post He's wrong, though.
You should cook the meat over a high heat to brown it, remove it, and then sautΓ© the veg before putting the meat back and proceeding from there - otherwise the water from the veg keeps the temperature too low.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post None of that matters of you cook it all day I find

(, Sat 4 Sep 2021, 15:56, Reply)
This is a link post first ep of a classic series

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