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I like the photo of it not being there.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sat 20 Nov 2021, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like how both stories describe it being seen by thousands, yet both show photos of a grey abandoned ghost town.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should replace it with a massive fish made from fishing boat scrap

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Please don't be shit, please don't be shit.
Please, don't be shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 7:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post It will be shi.....

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 7:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Without trying to sound all "It's political correctness gone mad!"
We don't really live in the sort of social climate where you could make the same kinds of films as Airplane!/The Naked Gun/Dragnet without igniting a massive social media moral outrage. We don't seem to understand the difference between satirical racism/sexism/homophobia and actual racism/sexism/homophobia these days. Well, I mean we most of us do, but a huge portion of them don't, and won't even need to see said movie before deciding that their sensibilities have been irreparably damaged by it.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 8:19, , Reply)
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ur Kyle Rittenhouse aicmfp
 (stubhuman, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 8:28, , Reply)
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(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 8:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah that’s why Southpark got cancelled
No…. Wait. What?!
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reasonable point.
Although, I suspect that if South Park first saw the light of day in 2021, there would be significantly more pushback from the present-day pearlclutchers than there was in the late 90's.
The fact that it treats both lefties and righties as fair game in its derision probably works greatly in its favour, too.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's a long video about how Blazing Saddles wouldn't be made now
TLDW, it's not for the reasons you suggested.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzMFoNZeZm0
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably because it's already been made
in 1974.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post These days, they'll remake anything that was successful once
Give it 5 minutes, there'll be a reboot of this thread with a CGI cat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post WTFAYBOA?

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like Dead men don't wear plaid
now I need a cup of java
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll make you one
after i have washed and pressed your pyjamas
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah sorry mate but if it gets made it's going to be shit.
See Scary Movie 5.

I mean, don't actually see it, just be aware of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Scary Movie films drove the nail into the coffin of the entire genre.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's kind of insulting to Airplane, Police Squad, Top Secret, etc, to lump the Scary Movie films in the same genre.
I think Repossessed was the death knell, personally.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post The last movie he directed was An American Carol
which was an embarrassment for everyone involved. Before that it was Scary Movie 4.
Before that it was Scary Movie 3.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Baseketball was his last decent project, in (spit-take) 1998!
I feel old.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Niche fetish


(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 2:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post French horn players are massively into fisting.
And no-one gives a blowjob quite like a clarinetist.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 2:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone tell Pedro...

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 20 Nov 2021, 5:08, , Reply)
This is a link post I have days...


(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 19 Nov 2021, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post There’s something odd about your penguin.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's Grimsby's replacement Christmas tree

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now I want a 2 metre catguin.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 20 Nov 2021, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Long and nerdy
but a fascinating walkthrough of programming fully evolving objects
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent

(I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's all fun and games
until they crawl out of the screen and eat your face.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 22 Nov 2021, 9:36, , Reply)
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GB News. Haven't heard about that in months.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post What about the ones who aren't like him?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 19 Nov 2021, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha
Hee hee hee
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I see what you did there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dead musicians are going to disappear?
Many are still decomposing
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 5:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bowie's not dead.
He's running a plumbing business under an assumed name in Skye. I'VE SEEN HIM.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 8:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post They are actively trying to be an attention seeking channel
rather than a news channel as such. So this is probably a good one for them?
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 21 Nov 2021, 7:37, , Reply)
This is a link post My girl, whoever the fuck she is, on RITTENHOUSE NSFW
I skipped through most of it to see the awesome graphic images of (I'm serious now) real injury and violence.
(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 19 Nov 2021, 20:42, , Reply)
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I also have a somewhat less committal sock puppet account below.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 19 Nov 2021, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post How fucking dare you?
I bet she was captain of her school debating team. I doubt she had much fun with the oddball motions though, too Gradgrindian.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 23:26, , Reply)
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I'd like to shoot soyboys in HER Kenosha!
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 20 Nov 2021, 6:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're all as bad as each other.
The fuckwittery of the American public has managed to completely transcend skin colour. It's all a bit of a paradox.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah… bad guys on both sides…

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Considering the obscenities of the past 400 years, this is small beer.
Still appalling for those concerned.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 19 Nov 2021, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are the feds going to be brave enough to bring their own charges?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Private prosecutions?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 20 Nov 2021, 1:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not prosecutions, but it's the US so undoubtedly there will be someone filing a civil suit. Look at OJ Simpson.
I think the feds could (but probably won't) go after him for taking the rifle across state lines; apparently pretty much everything is illegal under the commerce clause.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 2:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can't settle cases like this in a court of law.
The only way is to have a fucking shoot-out on a Western main street. Let the GUNISHMENT fit the crime. My money's on the House though: he's 2.5 for 0 at the moment, boy's got mad skillz.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 20 Nov 2021, 6:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been exposed to a lot of Kyle Cheerleaders
and they argue that the gun was borrowed from someone in the state the shooting took place. Which is either extremely prescient, good luck, or a concoction.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 21 Nov 2021, 7:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Galaxina (1980)
This one passed me by.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dorothy Stratten - sad story
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothy_Stratten
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Gatwick Gangsters trailer, not GC, I am surprised
A Steller cast, a Clack production.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 17:07, , Reply)
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e̶r̶ a
 (stubhuman, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
Very poor
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so sorry
I'm a big man, but I'm out of shape
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 2:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post holy shit
Willie Thorne! 😂
 (sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 17:53, , Reply)
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and Gary Fucking Bushell....
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen Dave Courtney's cock
it's quite small
 (sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 17:59, , Reply)
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The most honest and humble brag of 2021 yet
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 0:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Incredible

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought Willie Thorne died

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing says happy bureacratic Christmas like galvanized barriers.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want that

(Sherbs, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Gopnik Power


(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Balaclavas and lucha masks don't do much to keep others safe from the stupid virus,
though they might aid slightly with ear protection, which seems the more pressing concern.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a link post porn crumpets are back :0)
drippy psychedelic goodness. enjoy
(miffy matt, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post hello

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that
And I carried on liking it 'till it stopped. I need more!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello you

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Aurora - Teardrop
Massive attack cover
The song starts at 1:00
(Sherbs, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that fringe
how the young people are wearing their hair now?

Good performance tho.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought about the fringe thing too.
I have a friend and her fringe is like that.
It makes her look a bit Dumb and Dumber.
 (Sherbs, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is essential for every generation
to make fashion choices that they can really cringe about later.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post good
but not even close to Fraser.
 (stubhuman, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know that he could sing

(Sherbs, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've not heard Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs?

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that wasn't great.

(pahakyy, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you mean it was technically flawed
Or you just didn't like it very much? I'm genuinely interested.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Teardrop covers are more than a bit overdone.
And they're all so bloody samey
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think that’s what saved John Lewis
You hear one insipid, breathy cover of an 80s classic, you’ve heard them all.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, countering (sorry), What's good about it?
I couldn't really find anything good, even whilst trying to forget the original.
 (pahakyy, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like a Version is a rich source
This isn't my fave, although I think it's better than those folks up there ^

This is my fave, the one that brought me to the rabbit hole in the first place:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY4ywyFXdik
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is quite good.
It's not trying to be something different, but he's still made it feel a little more contemporary.
Bit disappointed that the musicians got thrown off by the syncopation when he started rapping, took me out of it a bit. But otherwise very good. 5 out of 6 Zacks.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 8:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Meanwhile, in Israel
I don't know.
(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Fri 19 Nov 2021, 4:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Running a bit rich

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post That'll polish out
with a bit of T-Cut
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Perfect 3 minute pop song?
John Peel frequently cited this as his favourite song, an example of the perfect 3 minute (or under) pop song.

Mine's the above, which I've just played on the jukebox in my local. This is another favourite of mine. Edit: Another one I regularly put on the jukebox.

What's yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who needs three minutes
2:03 and out: Song 2
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Psst!
Link's fucked...fixed here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Minutes? Who needs 3 seconds.
https//www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-diCM69_rA
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 23:29, , Reply)
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this is good just don't do the drinking game

or there's Ronnie Corbett
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 22:09, , Reply)
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Most songs I think of as short seem to be around the four minute mark, but Nowhere is a belter and only 2:26.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 22:16, , Reply)
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Best 2:24 rock song you say?
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good one

(Sherbs, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most Motown songs fall into that category, don't they?
Have The Ooter Song by Sid James
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post As far as '60s novelty records by comedy actors go,
I think Bernard Cribbins' best known two are hard to beat...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jools Holland needs to die in a bin fire with Craig Charles
Just thought I would share this.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 22:57, , Reply)
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Back in the days when I used to DJ this was always a favourite. 1 minute 40 seconds or so.
youtu.be/zZRBCq8vLjg
 (carcrash, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 2:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post One for the road
music.youtube.com/search?q=brackish+boy
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Rees-Mogg at 12
It all makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seen all this before.
His son is about the same age now and looks to be exactly the same.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 16:07, , Reply)
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from the twitter comments...

Loose translation: 'how did you get your money' 'Papa gave it to me"

and

It's kind of... well, it's kind of like watching that kid in the Omen really.
 (razzle, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boston Dynamics should send something back to 1982 to shove this cunt into a urinal

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I’ll buy that option.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1882 seems more fitting

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 Nov 2021, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go to your boardroom

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks exactly like his son

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect he will eventually see the real world, massively overcompensate and end up as Westwood 2.0

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post he's like a cyriak animation
constantly shitting himself out of his own hoop
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post King Jacob
Rightful Leader of the Commons. He that shall be King hereafter.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 18 Nov 2021, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you tug it any harder
that forelock will come out.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 Nov 2021, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post In the kingdom of the incels, the man who lost his virginity aged 37 is king

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Your highness...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
My liege...
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 19 Nov 2021, 19:29, , Reply)

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