I like how both stories describe it being seen by thousands, yet both show photos of a grey abandoned ghost town.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 14:10,
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They should replace it with a massive fish made from fishing boat scrap
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Please don't be shit, please don't be shit.
Please, don't be shit.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 7:14,
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Without trying to sound all "It's political correctness gone mad!"
We don't really live in the sort of social climate where you could make the same kinds of films as Airplane!/The Naked Gun/Dragnet without igniting a massive social media moral outrage. We don't seem to understand the difference between satirical racism/sexism/homophobia and actual racism/sexism/homophobia these days. Well, I mean
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Yeah that’s why Southpark got cancelled
No…. Wait. What?!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 9:46,
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Reasonable point.
Although, I suspect that if South Park first saw the light of day in 2021, there would be significantly more pushback from the present-day pearlclutchers than there was in the late 90's.
The fact that it treats both lefties and righties as fair game in its derision probably works greatly in its favour, too.
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Here's a long video about how Blazing Saddles wouldn't be made now
TLDW, it's not for the reasons you suggested.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzMFoNZeZm0
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 10:28,
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Probably because it's already been made
in 1974.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 19:12,
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These days, they'll remake anything that was successful once
Give it 5 minutes, there'll be a reboot of this thread with a CGI cat.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 22:49,
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I'll make you one
after i have washed and pressed your pyjamas
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FridgeBadger, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 12:23,
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Yeah sorry mate but if it gets made it's going to be shit.
See Scary Movie 5.
I mean, don't actually see it, just be aware of it.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 13:59,
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The Scary Movie films drove the nail into the coffin of the entire genre.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 14:27,
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It's kind of insulting to Airplane, Police Squad, Top Secret, etc, to lump the Scary Movie films in the same genre.
I think Repossessed was the death knell, personally.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 17:44,
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The last movie he directed was An American Carol
which was an embarrassment for everyone involved. Before that it was Scary Movie 4.
Before that it was Scary Movie 3.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 17:22,
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Baseketball was his last decent project, in (spit-take) 1998!
I feel old.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 19:37,
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French horn players are massively into fisting.
And no-one gives a blowjob quite like a clarinetist.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 2:40,
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There’s something odd about your penguin.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 8:50,
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It's Grimsby's replacement Christmas tree
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 11:07,
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Now I want a 2 metre catguin.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 17:12,
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Long and nerdy
but a fascinating walkthrough of programming fully evolving objects
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 22:48,
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It's all fun and games
until they crawl out of the screen and eat your face.
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GB News has its finger on the pulse.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 21:47,
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GB News. Haven't heard about that in months.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 22:12,
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What about the ones who aren't like him?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 22:13,
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I see what you did there.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 23:57,
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Dead musicians are going to disappear?
Many are still decomposing
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 5:12,
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Bowie's not dead.
He's running a plumbing business under an assumed name in Skye. I'VE SEEN HIM.
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They are actively trying to be an attention seeking channel
rather than a news channel as such. So this is probably a good one for them?
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 21 Nov 2021, 7:37,
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My girl, whoever the fuck she is, on RITTENHOUSE
NSFW
I skipped through most of it to see the awesome graphic images of (I'm serious now) real injury and violence.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 19 Nov 2021, 20:42,
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I also have a somewhat less committal sock puppet account below.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 19 Nov 2021, 20:49,
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How fucking dare you?
I bet she was captain of her school debating team. I doubt she had much fun with the oddball motions though, too Gradgrindian.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 23:26,
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I'd like to shoot soyboys in HER Kenosha!
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 20 Nov 2021, 6:13,
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White man shoots three white men, killing two, and gets off. America continues to descend into an apocalyptic abyss of racism.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 20:30,
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They're all as bad as each other.
The fuckwittery of the American public has managed to completely transcend skin colour. It's all a bit of a paradox.
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Considering the obscenities of the past 400 years, this is small beer.
Still appalling for those concerned.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 22:11,
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Are the feds going to be brave enough to bring their own charges?
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jonbob loves you, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 22:35,
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Not prosecutions, but it's the US so undoubtedly there will be someone filing a civil suit. Look at OJ Simpson.
I think the feds could (but probably won't) go after him for taking the rifle across state lines; apparently pretty much everything is illegal under the commerce clause.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 2:43,
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You can't settle cases like this in a court of law.
The only way is to have a fucking shoot-out on a Western main street. Let the GUNISHMENT fit the crime. My money's on the House though: he's 2.5 for 0 at the moment, boy's got mad skillz.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 20 Nov 2021, 6:14,
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I've been exposed to a lot of Kyle Cheerleaders
and they argue that the gun was borrowed from someone in the state the shooting took place. Which is either extremely prescient, good luck, or a concoction.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 21 Nov 2021, 7:41,
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Galaxina (1980)
This one passed me by.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 19:54,
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Dorothy Stratten - sad story
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothy_Stratten
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Gatwick Gangsters trailer, not GC, I am surprised
A Steller cast, a Clack production.
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unclepills, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 17:07,
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The most honest and humble brag of 2021 yet
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 0:56,
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Grimsbys Christmas tree is a sight to behold.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 14:25,
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Nothing says happy bureacratic Christmas like galvanized barriers.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 16:11,
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Balaclavas and lucha masks don't do much to keep others safe from the stupid virus,
though they might aid slightly with ear protection, which seems the more pressing concern.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 19:47,
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I liked that
And I carried on liking it 'till it stopped. I need more!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 16:44,
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Kool & the Gang and Quiet Riot - "Bang Your Head (It's a Celebration)
Tis Friday, why not.
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Is that fringe
how the young people are wearing their hair now?
Good performance tho.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 11:13,
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I thought about the fringe thing too.
I have a friend and her fringe is like that.
It makes her look a bit Dumb and Dumber.
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It is essential for every generation
to make fashion choices that they can really cringe about later.
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You've not heard Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs?
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 20 Nov 2021, 0:04,
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Do you mean it was technically flawed
Or you just didn't like it very much? I'm genuinely interested.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 16:50,
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Teardrop covers are more than a bit overdone.
And they're all so bloody samey
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I think that’s what saved John Lewis
You hear one insipid, breathy cover of an 80s classic, you’ve heard them all.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 22:51,
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Well, countering (sorry), What's good about it?
I couldn't really find anything good, even whilst trying to forget the original.
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Like a Version is a rich source
This isn't my fave, although I think it's better than those folks up there ^
This is my fave, the one that brought me to the rabbit hole in the first place:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY4ywyFXdik
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 19:02,
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That is quite good.
It's not trying to be something different, but he's still made it feel a little more contemporary.
Bit disappointed that the musicians got thrown off by the syncopation when he started rapping, took me out of it a bit. But otherwise very good. 5 out of 6 Zacks.
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Throwback to when people set up a sign that read "Margaret Thatcher's dead, LOL" at Ritzy Cinema
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That'll polish out
with a bit of T-Cut
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 11:14,
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Perfect 3 minute pop song?
John Peel frequently cited this as his favourite song, an example of the perfect 3 minute (or under) pop song.
Mine's the above, which I've just played on the jukebox in my local. This is another favourite of mine. Edit: Another one I regularly put on the jukebox.
What's yours?
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 21:02,
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Who needs three minutes
2:03 and out: Song 2
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 21:46,
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Minutes? Who needs 3 seconds.
https//www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-diCM69_rA
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 23:29,
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this is good just don't do the drinking game
or there's Ronnie Corbett
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Most songs I think of as short seem to be around the four minute mark, but Nowhere is a belter and only 2:26.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 22:16,
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Best 2:24 rock song you say?
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 22:33,
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Most Motown songs fall into that category, don't they?
Have The Ooter Song by Sid James
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 22:53,
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As far as '60s novelty records by comedy actors go,
I think Bernard Cribbins' best known two are hard to beat...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 10:32,
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Jools Holland needs to die in a bin fire with Craig Charles
Just thought I would share this.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 22:57,
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Back in the days when I used to DJ this was always a favourite. 1 minute 40 seconds or so.
youtu.be/zZRBCq8vLjg
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One for the road
music.youtube.com/search?q=brackish+boy
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Fri 19 Nov 2021, 15:04,
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Rees-Mogg at 12
It all makes sense.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 16:04,
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Seen all this before.
His son is about the same age now and looks to be exactly the same.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 16:07,
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from the twitter comments...
Loose translation: 'how did you get your money' 'Papa gave it to me"
and
It's kind of... well, it's kind of like watching that kid in the Omen really.
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Boston Dynamics should send something back to 1982 to shove this cunt into a urinal
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1882 seems more fitting
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 18:34,
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I suspect he will eventually see the real world, massively overcompensate and end up as Westwood 2.0
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jonbob loves you, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 22:22,
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he's like a cyriak animation
constantly shitting himself out of his own hoop
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unclepills, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 23:06,
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King Jacob
Rightful Leader of the Commons. He that shall be King hereafter.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 18 Nov 2021, 20:02,
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If you tug it any harder
that forelock will come out.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 20:24,
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In the kingdom of the incels, the man who lost his virginity aged 37 is king
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Your highness...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 18 Nov 2021, 22:31,
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