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White sperm blowing filmed in Jamaica
Apparently this is rare
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 21:06,
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Moby Dick?
Or are you just pleased to see me?
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Varmint, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 21:40,
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No she blew of her own accord.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 22:08,
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Are you sure?
Maybe Alaska.
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 9:47,
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Why not,
you've got nothing Toulouse.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 12:53,
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Genoa?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 13:44,
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Addis Ababa...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 21:59,
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At CoP 26
Didn't the fossil fuel lobby claim albedo modification by breeding white whales on oil platforms is the only way to stop climate change?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 6:49,
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The albedo problem is soul-crushingly depressing.
Your idea is silly, but is at least a proposal to do something about it, so you have my full support.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 17:05,
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There's a whale in the Caribbean?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 15:34,
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En route to London obv
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 16:43,
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Editing silliness
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 19:09,
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very good
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 23:30,
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I was going to say the voice would have been 100x better if they’d used 15.ai
But then I realised it wouldn’t have been nearly as funny.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 1:00,
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Have you ever played one of the Forza games and wondered how the curated vinyl designs are created?
Probably not all that impressive unless you've actually used the vinyl editor in game. But mind blowing if you have.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 9:59,
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Nice enough picture, but it's a terrible design for the side of a car. You can barely see it on there even when it's standing still.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 11:43,
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Nah, racing games are a lot like football games:
Not really that much fun and generally the same from one release to the next.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 11:58,
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There are two or three good ones, come on.
1: Super Mario Kart (SNES)
2: Micro Machines (Master System)
3: Skidmarks (Amiga)
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 13:48,
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...
4: WipEout (Playstation)
5: Road Rash (everything)
6: F17 Challenge (Amiga)
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 13:58,
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Some people have GTA on their list.
I think that'd be like calling Elite just a flight sim.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 14:04,
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F-Zero (snes)
edit.
Buggy Boy (C64)
Lotus (AMIGA)
Extreme G (N64)
etc...
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Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 14:19,
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Spy hunter (arcade)
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 21:38,
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How many of those are less than 20 years old?
Aside from a free copy of PGR3 for the Xbox I haven’t really seen the need to buy a driving sim since Colin McRae Rally
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jonbob loves you, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 1:02,
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Lotus Esprit
was ace on the Amiga. I completed it and sent off for my lotus licence.
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Sherbs, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 7:16,
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I had skidmarks
still do
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 23:02,
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I agree mostly
Unless the game does different/interesting. Wipeout / Mario kart adds weapons and so on. I always liked rollcage on PS1. Underrated game that, great fun.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 14:52,
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I don’t think Mario cart would have been nearly as popular without multiplayer.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 15:40,
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Trufax
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 15:56,
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Rollcage!
I have fond memories of the title but remember very little of the gameplay.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 17:19,
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Also, Burnout!
The crash challenges were always the best bit of that series.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 18:33,
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it all went downhill after spy hunter
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 18:55,
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I legitimately learned my left from my right thanks to that game.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 20:08,
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Burnout 3 was a masterpiece.
Especially the Road Rage mode which was just smashing other fuckers off the track. Loved it!
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 21:02,
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Rollcage was fun.
The Ridge Racer series should have stopped at Rage Racer. Everything after that was balls.
Motorstorm 1 & 2 were smart though.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 18:32,
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Forza Horizon 4
has you smashing through walls, fences and through farmers fields being chased by a large hovercraft:

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The MooseBlaster, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 16:29,
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Yes but Wreckfest has 24 American school buses and you in a Trotter's 3-wheeler.
Or ride-on lawnmower racing, except with one guy in a combine harvester.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 18:30,
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Like something the lad from Big would drive
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benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 14:58,
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Fuck off spamcunt
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 8:05,
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I love cooking Spam on my BBQ.
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Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 14:22,
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What about the Polar Bears, your wildlife murdering bastards!
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Varmint, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 8:13,
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We should have a captcha.
Click the balls with the correct number of pubes, click the picture that contains Fucklift but not Flappy sort of thing.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 8:22,
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Yesterday, I was absolutely disgusted to learn that
Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 8:48,
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Are you saying
Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles?
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 13:00,
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Someone said yesterday that
Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles
but that was the first time I had heard of them so I can't say whether Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles or if it is not the case that Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles.
It is rather disturbing though, that the first thing you hear about them is that Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 2:51,
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Well, if
Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles, people should know that Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles.
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Tusk knows where you live, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 12:11,
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That's all very well and good,
but how *does* one play Skribbl?
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 10:06,
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It's not as good as the wood shaving one
b3ta.com/links/1561794
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unclepills, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 10:41,
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Will this work with my meat packing machine?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 12:59,
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Is it compatible with my mango dryer?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 14:00,
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mods are on top form today
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piss and shit, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 16:48,
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Thankyou
Mofaha and I work vey hard
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unclepills, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 20:48,
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No, I'm the mods
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 20:50,
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Wind it in or I'll naughty step you
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unclepills, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 9:50,
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*unzips*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 17:41,
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Xenobots- bio Pac Man
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 2:12,
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I think 'xenobots' is a bit misleading, they're not "living robots" they're just cells, not even gene-edited ones at that
it just sounds like they're fucking around with the properties of frog cells. all cells self-assemble in multicellular organisms, otherwise they wouldn't be multicellular. I'd like to see them take a foetus and power something with its early muscle contraction and call it a "living robot" and see how that flies
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 3:14,
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Possibly some sort of piezoelectric battery based on heart cells beating.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 11:41,
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Look, this is Tiptoe Through The Tulips by Jonathan and Darlene Edwards
if this IS glass cock then it wasn't posted under this title because I've been hunting this work of genius down for years and now I've finally found it again!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 18:58,
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Yes, GC from 2014 but... fuck you!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 18:58,
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there are only a handful of songs that I unreservedly detest
and that's one of them
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piss and shit, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 19:43,
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Then this is THE version for you!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 15:06,
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RIS
But but it's the middle of winter. Help
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 18:46,
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Well, wasn't expecting that
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 22:15,
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I daresay it took Jane by surprise too.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 8:28,
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Well, he's not beating his chest
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Varmint, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 8:41,
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Hah
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 1 Dec 2021, 13:42,
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A little bit, actually, a lot sounding like other bands.
The viddy is well done.
Song sounds better in a darkened sub culture night club or a silent disco on hampstead heath.
There is a swears version. Hence this one SFW.
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Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 18:12,
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Yeah, I first heard this mashed up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkF0kwP_DsI
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 18:40,
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Jake Ewing- Arrested Development
young gentleman artist from Jockland, track produced by Anton Newcombe & myself, Wings of Desire video edit by Kirk Mvee
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bonnie_prince_bob, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 16:22,
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Hahahahahaha!
The councillor, of Minster and Woodmansey ward, briefly launched a GoFundMe appeal called "Jeremy Corbyn VS Cllr Paul Nickerson Legal Fees" - but it only raised £30 before he decided to remove it.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 15:20,
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He’s skint, or he’s a pussy.
It was satire. Was it funny? Subjective. Was it defamatory? Was it fuck. He’d have had a very strong defence. But could he afford the lawyers? Everyone’s man of the people social justice martyr Corbyn clearly could.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 15:42,
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This Councillor must have been a bit unpopular though,
- so that his party just threw him under the bus, rather than supporting his defence.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 16:26,
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I don’t see how.
That selfie on the beach with a can of lager just oozes charm and charisma.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 16:31,
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You haven't helped the defence
As my old news editor used to say, if you're going to libel someone, do it properly. say exactly what you're accusing them of. He didn't - he implied to a reasonable person that he sympathises with the hospital bomber - great band name btw.
Corbyn hung out with a great many objectionable people, as I know well. That doesn't stop what this chump said being defamatory and pretty much undefendable. If I were any politician's legal adviser I'd recommend going after anyone with over a few thousand followers if they could be identified.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 19:54,
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Hmmm.
You do know, with all your erudition, satire doesn’t have to be literally true, right?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 23:23,
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I can’t say.
Got a link to the offending article?
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jonbob loves you, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 17:38,
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It was clearly defamatory
It's not the point that anyone would believe that he actually laid the wreath it's the clear implication that he sympathises with terrorists.
You need a copy of McNae's.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 18:51,
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He has form, therefore fair comment. “Present, but not involved.”
www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/aug/13/jeremy-corbyn-not-involved-munich-olympics-massacre-wreath-laying
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 19:23,
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That has to be one of the grimmest local newspapers.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 15:51,
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Good idea for an image challenge.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 16:14,
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^^^This^^^
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Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 18:01,
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"Alongside his now defunct appeal to pay his legal fees, Cllr Nickerson has also created a separate GoFundMe appeal to raise £10,000 for charity."
Yeah right.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 17:33,
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Where's Smashy n Nicey in this desperate situation?
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Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 18:05,
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That bit is glorious
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benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 10:38,
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I present, Bit of a Prick Symphony
I made this!
I couldn't get this idea out of my head, so had to make it happen. Sorry.
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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 14:13,
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I'd politely advise you to try a second take.
Just in case there were a few mistimed or out of tune notes in the first one.
Also lol at Lesser Corbyn and the guy with facial tattoos.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 16:17,
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Beautiful piece of work, and thank you for saying what we're all thinking. Click!
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 18:09,
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While I'm at it, I've always thought anti-maskers are worse than cunts, because they don't seem to care that everyone thinks they're cunts. Double Cunts
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 18:12,
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Dissonant.
And not in a good way.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 13:31,
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I guess you need to be hopped up on melange to appreciate it.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 14:52,
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Ahh, Delay Lama.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 13:34,
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carrots
mod: bye spam
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Rita.Wang, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 6:17,
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Finally!!!!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 6:47,
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My neighbour's cousin's friend told me Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 6:48,
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Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles?
I'm absolutely disgusted to hear that Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 8:10,
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I'm only now learning that Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles, and I'm shocked and appalled.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 13:36,
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At last,
I now know to visit Shuliy Machinery for all my 'disreputable company run by paedophiles' needs.
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Covid69 Boris variant., Mon 29 Nov 2021, 15:34,
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Thank you for this amazing post
You have won b3ta post of the year. There will be a lavish ceremony where you will be presented with your award and an all you can eat buffet. After which you will automatically be nominated for a Nobel award (category to be decided).
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 8:50,
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*disclaimer
Buffet may be pelletised
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Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Mon 29 Nov 2021, 9:32,
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Why the fuck is it on the popular page?
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jonbob loves you, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 9:46,
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Bots
I assume
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 9:53,
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I assume it got 2 cynical likes from non-bots.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 13:40,
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Lovely Rita, meter maid
Classic from the archives, mate!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysDwR5SIR1Q
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Varmint, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 8:58,
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Can I not feed them all these banana chips the other machine I bought made?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 9:28,
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Is this machine vegan friendly?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 9:35,
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I hear it's paedophile friendly.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 13:38,
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iIf its not Mitchell's, get back in the truck
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unclepills, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 10:36,
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I can play this on the bass
either at 100% speed with 75% accuracy, or at 75% speeed with 100% accuracy but full speed and spot-on alludes me... so far...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 9:20,
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try it at 76% speed and go from there
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piss and shit, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 15:24,
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It's a long-term project
and it takes a helluva run-up to get anywhere near playing it. Need to do a good 20 minutes of warm-up then play through it at different speeds. Stop, break sections down, repeat over and over etc. then have another go. Thanfully the neighbours have moved out to rennovate their place.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 16:19,
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How about
200% speed?
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 17:39,
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That's about 110% speed
and fuck me the guy can play. It's not just hitting all the right notes at the right time but he's so fucking stylish with it. His phrasing, accentuation, muting, ghosting - he's a masterclass in funky bass playing.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 8:48,
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How to shake a sheik
Islamic prank calls
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gijoel, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 2:37,
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“Tragedy”
What was his Achilles’ heel?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 28 Nov 2021, 20:33,
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My only regret
Is having boneitis
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Farty Funkhouser, Sun 28 Nov 2021, 20:50,
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One of the biggest things that pisses me off about the last 2 years
is that it hasn't significantly reduced the number of idiots...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 28 Nov 2021, 20:55,
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Back in my youth I used to protest against animal testing
You know, cosmetics and shampoo and that sort of thing. But even then I'd make an exception for medical testing.
Still, non-animal testing models are getting better. Time will come when animal testing ought to be a thing of the past.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 14:53,
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I'm only posting this as its almost a tradition
2 out of 10 very difficult wank
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 28 Nov 2021, 13:26,
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It very much looks like
She's got a mask of his face on a stick
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 28 Nov 2021, 17:01,
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I thought it looked like
he'd pulled a condom over his face.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 28 Nov 2021, 23:20,
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He looks like a slightly mouldy onion
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Varmint, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 10:51,
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Lol
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Sherbs, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 9:37,
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whose tradition?
I've been over at the public house and may have missed a nuance
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unclepills, Sun 28 Nov 2021, 18:55,
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Hooray
This is the main reason I visit
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rujamu, Sun 28 Nov 2021, 22:15,
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Live feed from a waterhole in the Namib Desert
Oryx & ostrich at the moment
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 28 Nov 2021, 12:33,
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This is cool
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Sherbs, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 10:44,
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It's 32 degrees!
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WinnieTheTurd, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 12:35,
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