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This is a link post White sperm blowing filmed in Jamaica
Apparently this is rare
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This is a normal post Moby Dick?
Or are you just pleased to see me?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post No she blew of her own accord.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you sure?
Maybe Alaska.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why not,
you've got nothing Toulouse.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Genoa?

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This is a normal post Addis Ababa...

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post At CoP 26
Didn't the fossil fuel lobby claim albedo modification by breeding white whales on oil platforms is the only way to stop climate change?
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 6:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post The albedo problem is soul-crushingly depressing.
Your idea is silly, but is at least a proposal to do something about it, so you have my full support.
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This is a normal post There's a whale in the Caribbean?

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This is a normal post En route to London obv

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This is a link post Editing silliness


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This is a normal post very good

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This is a normal post I was going to say the voice would have been 100x better if they’d used 15.ai
But then I realised it wouldn’t have been nearly as funny.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 1:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Have you ever played one of the Forza games and wondered how the curated vinyl designs are created?
Probably not all that impressive unless you've actually used the vinyl editor in game. But mind blowing if you have.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 9:59, , Reply)
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Nice enough picture, but it's a terrible design for the side of a car. You can barely see it on there even when it's standing still.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, racing games are a lot like football games:
Not really that much fun and generally the same from one release to the next.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are two or three good ones, come on.
1: Super Mario Kart (SNES)
2: Micro Machines (Master System)
3: Skidmarks (Amiga)
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
4: WipEout (Playstation)
5: Road Rash (everything)
6: F17 Challenge (Amiga)
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This is a normal post Some people have GTA on their list.
I think that'd be like calling Elite just a flight sim.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post F-Zero (snes)
edit.
Buggy Boy (C64)
Lotus (AMIGA)
Extreme G (N64)
etc...
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This is a normal post Spy hunter (arcade)

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post How many of those are less than 20 years old?
Aside from a free copy of PGR3 for the Xbox I haven’t really seen the need to buy a driving sim since Colin McRae Rally
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 1:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lotus Esprit
was ace on the Amiga. I completed it and sent off for my lotus licence.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 7:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had skidmarks
still do
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree mostly
Unless the game does different/interesting. Wipeout / Mario kart adds weapons and so on. I always liked rollcage on PS1. Underrated game that, great fun.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don’t think Mario cart would have been nearly as popular without multiplayer.

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This is a normal post Trufax

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rollcage!
I have fond memories of the title but remember very little of the gameplay.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also, Burnout!
The crash challenges were always the best bit of that series.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post it all went downhill after spy hunter

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I legitimately learned my left from my right thanks to that game.

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This is a normal post Burnout 3 was a masterpiece.
Especially the Road Rage mode which was just smashing other fuckers off the track. Loved it!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rollcage was fun.
The Ridge Racer series should have stopped at Rage Racer. Everything after that was balls.
Motorstorm 1 & 2 were smart though.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Forza Horizon 4
has you smashing through walls, fences and through farmers fields being chased by a large hovercraft:

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This is a normal post Yes but Wreckfest has 24 American school buses and you in a Trotter's 3-wheeler.
Or ride-on lawnmower racing, except with one guy in a combine harvester.
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This is a normal post Like something the lad from Big would drive

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This is a link post Barbecue Charcoal Production Line | BBQ Briquettes Processing Plant I made this!
Mod: spamaway
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This is a normal post Fuck off spamcunt

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This is a normal post I love cooking Spam on my BBQ.

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This is a normal post What about the Polar Bears, your wildlife murdering bastards!

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This is a normal post We should have a captcha.
Click the balls with the correct number of pubes, click the picture that contains Fucklift but not Flappy sort of thing.
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This is a normal post Yesterday, I was absolutely disgusted to learn that
Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 8:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you saying
Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone said yesterday that
Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles

but that was the first time I had heard of them so I can't say whether Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles or if it is not the case that Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles.

It is rather disturbing though, that the first thing you hear about them is that Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 2:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, if
Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles, people should know that Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's all very well and good,
but how *does* one play Skribbl?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not as good as the wood shaving one
b3ta.com/links/1561794
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This is a normal post Will this work with my meat packing machine?

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it compatible with my mango dryer?

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This is a normal post mods are on top form today

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This is a normal post Thankyou
Mofaha and I work vey hard
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, I'm the mods

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This is a normal post Wind it in or I'll naughty step you

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post *unzips*

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think 'xenobots' is a bit misleading, they're not "living robots" they're just cells, not even gene-edited ones at that
it just sounds like they're fucking around with the properties of frog cells. all cells self-assemble in multicellular organisms, otherwise they wouldn't be multicellular. I'd like to see them take a foetus and power something with its early muscle contraction and call it a "living robot" and see how that flies
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 3:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly some sort of piezoelectric battery based on heart cells beating.

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This is a link post Look, this is Tiptoe Through The Tulips by Jonathan and Darlene Edwards
if this IS glass cock then it wasn't posted under this title because I've been hunting this work of genius down for years and now I've finally found it again!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, GC from 2014 but... fuck you!

(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post there are only a handful of songs that I unreservedly detest
and that's one of them
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then this is THE version for you!

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post RIS
But but it's the middle of winter. Help
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, wasn't expecting that

(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I daresay it took Jane by surprise too.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 8:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, he's not beating his chest

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hah

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a link post A little bit, actually, a lot sounding like other bands.
The viddy is well done.
Song sounds better in a darkened sub culture night club or a silent disco on hampstead heath.
There is a swears version. Hence this one SFW.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I first heard this mashed up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkF0kwP_DsI
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Jake Ewing- Arrested Development
young gentleman artist from Jockland, track produced by Anton Newcombe & myself, Wings of Desire video edit by Kirk Mvee

(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Hahahahahaha!
The councillor, of Minster and Woodmansey ward, briefly launched a GoFundMe appeal called "Jeremy Corbyn VS Cllr Paul Nickerson Legal Fees" - but it only raised £30 before he decided to remove it.

Corbyn legal action leaves ex Tory councillor 'penniless' at Christmas


(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post He’s skint, or he’s a pussy.
It was satire. Was it funny? Subjective. Was it defamatory? Was it fuck. He’d have had a very strong defence. But could he afford the lawyers? Everyone’s man of the people social justice martyr Corbyn clearly could.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post This Councillor must have been a bit unpopular though,
- so that his party just threw him under the bus, rather than supporting his defence.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don’t see how.
That selfie on the beach with a can of lager just oozes charm and charisma.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post You haven't helped the defence
As my old news editor used to say, if you're going to libel someone, do it properly. say exactly what you're accusing them of. He didn't - he implied to a reasonable person that he sympathises with the hospital bomber - great band name btw.
Corbyn hung out with a great many objectionable people, as I know well. That doesn't stop what this chump said being defamatory and pretty much undefendable. If I were any politician's legal adviser I'd recommend going after anyone with over a few thousand followers if they could be identified.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm.
You do know, with all your erudition, satire doesn’t have to be literally true, right?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can’t say.
Got a link to the offending article?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was clearly defamatory
It's not the point that anyone would believe that he actually laid the wreath it's the clear implication that he sympathises with terrorists.
You need a copy of McNae's.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post He has form, therefore fair comment. “Present, but not involved.”
www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/aug/13/jeremy-corbyn-not-involved-munich-olympics-massacre-wreath-laying
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This is a normal post That has to be one of the grimmest local newspapers.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good idea for an image challenge.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^This^^^

(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Alongside his now defunct appeal to pay his legal fees, Cllr Nickerson has also created a separate GoFundMe appeal to raise £10,000 for charity."
Yeah right.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where's Smashy n Nicey in this desperate situation?

(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post That bit is glorious

(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a link post I present, Bit of a Prick Symphony I made this!
I couldn't get this idea out of my head, so had to make it happen. Sorry.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd politely advise you to try a second take.
Just in case there were a few mistimed or out of tune notes in the first one.

Also lol at Lesser Corbyn and the guy with facial tattoos.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 16:17, , Reply)
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Beautiful piece of work, and thank you for saying what we're all thinking. Click!
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 18:09, , Reply)
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While I'm at it, I've always thought anti-maskers are worse than cunts, because they don't seem to care that everyone thinks they're cunts. Double Cunts
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a link post The Spice Must Flow. Just So.


(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dissonant.
And not in a good way.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess you need to be hopped up on melange to appreciate it.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh, Delay Lama.

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This is a link post carrots

mod: bye spam
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 6:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Finally!!!!

(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 6:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
My neighbour's cousin's friend told me Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 6:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles?
I'm absolutely disgusted to hear that Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 8:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm only now learning that Shuliy Machinery is a disreputable company run by paedophiles, and I'm shocked and appalled.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post At last,
I now know to visit Shuliy Machinery for all my 'disreputable company run by paedophiles' needs.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you for this amazing post
You have won b3ta post of the year. There will be a lavish ceremony where you will be presented with your award and an all you can eat buffet. After which you will automatically be nominated for a Nobel award (category to be decided).
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post *disclaimer
Buffet may be pelletised
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This is a normal post Why the fuck is it on the popular page?

(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bots
I assume
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I assume it got 2 cynical likes from non-bots.

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This is a normal post Lovely Rita, meter maid
Classic from the archives, mate!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysDwR5SIR1Q
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Can I not feed them all these banana chips the other machine I bought made?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this machine vegan friendly?

(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hear it's paedophile friendly.

(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post iIf its not Mitchell's, get back in the truck

(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Stereo Joe Dart split screen time machine


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This is a normal post I can play this on the bass
either at 100% speed with 75% accuracy, or at 75% speeed with 100% accuracy but full speed and spot-on alludes me... so far...
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post try it at 76% speed and go from there

(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a long-term project
and it takes a helluva run-up to get anywhere near playing it. Need to do a good 20 minutes of warm-up then play through it at different speeds. Stop, break sections down, repeat over and over etc. then have another go. Thanfully the neighbours have moved out to rennovate their place.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post How about
200% speed?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's about 110% speed
and fuck me the guy can play. It's not just hitting all the right notes at the right time but he's so fucking stylish with it. His phrasing, accentuation, muting, ghosting - he's a masterclass in funky bass playing.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2021, 8:48, , Reply)
This is a link post How to shake a sheik
Islamic prank calls

(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 2:37, , Reply)
This is a link post “Tragedy”
What was his Achilles’ heel?

Tragedy as vegan who refused jab over animal testing dies of covid


(, Sun 28 Nov 2021, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post My only regret
Is having boneitis
(, Sun 28 Nov 2021, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of the biggest things that pisses me off about the last 2 years
is that it hasn't significantly reduced the number of idiots...
(, Sun 28 Nov 2021, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even Peta don't advocate this
www.peta.org.uk/blog/vegans-covid-19-vaccine/

A vegan China would have been more helpful
www.newscientist.com/article/2298195-analysis-of-earliest-covid-19-cases-points-to-wuhan-market-as-source/
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This is a normal post Back in my youth I used to protest against animal testing
You know, cosmetics and shampoo and that sort of thing. But even then I'd make an exception for medical testing.

Still, non-animal testing models are getting better. Time will come when animal testing ought to be a thing of the past.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a link post I'm only posting this as its almost a tradition
2 out of 10 very difficult wank

(, Sun 28 Nov 2021, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post It very much looks like
She's got a mask of his face on a stick
(, Sun 28 Nov 2021, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it looked like
he'd pulled a condom over his face.
(, Sun 28 Nov 2021, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like a slightly mouldy onion

(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lol

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This is a normal post whose tradition?
I've been over at the public house and may have missed a nuance
(, Sun 28 Nov 2021, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray
This is the main reason I visit
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This is a link post Live feed from a waterhole in the Namib Desert
Oryx & ostrich at the moment
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This is a normal post This is cool

(, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's 32 degrees!

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