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How to drink whiskey?
Chuck it away!
(GC says no, but I have my doubts)
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 12:24,
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Just sip it straight from the bottle, no need to throw any away or worry about cleaning glasses
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 12:39,
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"sip it"?
Are ye some sort o jessie? Awae wi ye, ye wee shite.
Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I think I just channelled my late grandfather there for a moment.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 18:45,
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More a man for a good swally or just knocking them back in one?
There needs to be a whisky drinking or perhaps just a spirit drinking supercut called smooth for all the good and bad reactions/acting
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 22:26,
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How I drink it
1) Drop of water like the man says
2) Inhale deeply and hold
3) Down the hatch, after letting it swill round yer gob
4) Breath out long and slow through your nose, like a sigh
The whisky goodness will fill your head with warm malty (peaty!?) joy!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 0:46,
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How I drink it
1) Smell to confirm it is whiskey
2) Tell the bar staff they've made a mistake, I ordered a G&T
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 14:12,
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there's a few places in NZ making gin with native plants
Some are really good, but my favourite one recently is The Botanist. An honest to goodness Islay gin
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 19:24,
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Nah, he's kind of right, really
Although I'd say the water is optional. For me, when I meet a new malt, I try it first without the water, then with. Some work with a little water to bring out the other flavours, some are best with the alcohol carrying the volatile flavours.
I spent years thinking I didn't like whisky because of a few harsh malts like Islay - tasted like TCP. Then I went on holiday up by the Spey in the Highlands, and the distillery at Upper Knockando set me straight.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 8:19,
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I love music
so I could only cope with a few milliseconds of this at a time. Does he sing more than 4 notes? Seemed like everywhere I skipped to was the same 4 notes, just nearly within his singing range.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 14:24,
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It's time for Elfing Around again!
1 year and 3000 views since I last posted this festive creative commons and copyright free movie.
Merry Christmas!
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 10:40,
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Jesus lapdancing Christ.
Do we not have enough to contend with already this year?
Also, isn't that Harry Enfield?
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 10:09,
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Elton looks reanimated
Ed's eyes are saying somehting like "holy shit, I see the eyes too"
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 10:45,
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We're in the Paul Shane years of Elton's career
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benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 10:59,
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baybeh bay-BEH!
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 15:24,
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I've just realised that Ed's eyes are looking in slightly different directions.
Like a prey animal seeking an appropriate escape route before Elton snaps, bursts into a coke-fuelled rage and beats him to a bloody pulp.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 11:30,
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now THAT, I'd buy.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 11:51,
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Now that's what I call entertainment!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 15:45,
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Elton's eyes
remind me of those final scenes in Total Recall.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 12:30,
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I thought ladbaby does the Christmas songs now?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 12:24,
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Better that than Simon Cowbell. Or Cliff.
Edit: Autocorrect seems to have buggered up Cowell. I like that though, so it stays.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 12:27,
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Simon Cowbell is too cool a name to waste on Simon Cowell.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 14:28,
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But we can extend it to cowbellend
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 16:40,
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is that Ed's festive tracky top in the video?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 12:25,
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I dunno, could it possibly be because they wanted to sell it to the western market?
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jonbob loves you, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 13:47,
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False premise though?
"European mercenaries, including Irishman William Garin......"
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unclepills, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 14:03,
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Just another American standup routine.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 14:37,
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Lots of posts, not much interaction.
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Varmint, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 14:53,
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next week it's a tutorial on how to live without peaches for a week in order to afford a can opener
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 13:30,
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Well he's off to a good start
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 15:53,
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Exactly
He’s never going to get a peach like that.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 16:00,
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What lovely looking peaches
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 16:34,
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Millions of peaches
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvAnQqVJ3XQ
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Tusk knows where you live, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 23:07,
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www.dailymotion.com/video/x2rakm9
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 0:34,
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Considering the crap can openers I've had, this is easier.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 17:42,
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You get commission?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 17:58,
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Brigadier Rjmrjm
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 21:14,
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I wish, i've bought these for much of my family.
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rjmrjm, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 9:31,
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it's a spambot
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razzle, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 20:47,
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Spam comes with a little key.
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rjmrjm, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 9:30,
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there is no spoon
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razzle, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 13:00,
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I am disappoint.
I was hoping for worms.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 17:46,
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Yay for candlemas.
I'll be damned, I thought you were older than that.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 18:17,
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FIRE!!
FIRE!!
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 18:31,
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oh joy to you!
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 19:36,
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Hey, happy candles!
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Varmint, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 19:39,
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Huh.
Somehow I thought you’d be older.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 19:54,
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happy fire day
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razzle, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 20:48,
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Happy Candules, youngster!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 21:02,
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Happy B3taday
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 21:42,
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Good candle day!
In arrears, unfortunately. This is what happens when I don't check b3ta every single day.
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Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 12:18,
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You monster
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 22:23,
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Give a man a spoon and he eats peaches for a day
Show a man how to open a can of peaches and he eats peaches for a day
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 9:09,
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Mmmm pearches
Now with added metal shards
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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 3 Dec 2021, 9:55,
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welcome back
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piss and shit, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 13:15,
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👋😁
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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 3 Dec 2021, 16:23,
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I doubt that.
If the tin can was going to ...shatter like a brittle thing, it would certainly do that with a can opener too.
But chances are it will never do that, it being a tin can.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 14:16,
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is anyone else seeing a waveform or line graph above the play bar on this video
when your mouse is over it?
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 10:52,
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Yep.
It is supposed to represent the most viewed parts of the video. So you can find the juicy bits. (the bits that, in the old days, would have been worn out on your VHS tapes)
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 11:20,
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Most viewed? I just assumed it was the loudest. That's how it seems to work on music videos anyway.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 12:06,
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So YouTube is finally catching up with PronHub?
Good to know.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 12:34,
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Potentially life-saving skill
I'm gonna try that.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 20:51,
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I'm going back to University, so this should be invaluable.cheers.
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chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 16:46,
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I didn't realise MCA was sort of Beastie honcho. Good read.
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chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 15:58,
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Africa water hole..........may contain natural killings.
Another Africa water hole cam....but no holds barred.
There is already a dead Impala in the waterhole.The food chain is waiting for Crocodiles
Some have already moaned without realising basic nature.These people will not intervene unless human contact caused the injuty.
Ive seen lions, elephants, Giraffes and hippos prevalent, but no crocs yet.
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Tivert, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 3:40,
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The live cam feeds from African parks, including WildEarth's daily safari drives (formerly known as SafariLive), have made many realise how sanitised wildlife films have been when showing hunts on TV. When it comes to the fate of carcasses in the wild one memorable exception was C4's Elephant:
Life After Death youtu.be/MW1I_aFC5mM
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 5:36,
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dinner bell
whale fall
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 8:15,
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ll I'm getting is the comedy noise stylings of what appears to be a spoon billed ibis*
bit like turning up at a 60s strip club only to find the comedian is on
*no such thing, just a spoonbill
storkibisspoonbill.org/
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 8:19,
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alright SockPuppet
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 9:27,
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We're Not Gonna Take It - Mariah Carey Christmas Special
Another There, I ruined it special.
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 2 Dec 2021, 1:15,
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I have no idea what language this guy is speaking
but it is deffo worth watching till the end.
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Tusk knows where you live, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 0:34,
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Sounds
a bit Geordie to me.
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id10ts WTF happened, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 2:05,
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Nah
that's definitely Mackem
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 9:37,
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Sounds a bit like Bahasa to me
So maybe Indonesia or Malaysia?
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 3:33,
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It is Indonesian indeed, he basically says to beware of the swirls and clouded water because that is sign of a predator.
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Covid Dapperfield, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 7:55,
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Socks and sandals, too.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 8:10,
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cheers
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 12:54,
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ok guys.
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rjmrjm, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 15:48,
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Terimah caseh.
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chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 16:06,
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ARRRRGHHHH
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 22:26,
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i need to somehow play this song when I put people on hold on my phone
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razzle, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 22:34,
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It's still better
than most of the shit you hear these days.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 23:41,
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Sounded wrong, but not in a bad way.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 0:19,
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People really like that lad
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXtWK5QtieY
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 11:03,
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Building and testing
engine started at 12.08.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 21:48,
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Sounds like me the morning after a vindaloo
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 3:36,
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I've had flatulence so badly the cat stopped sleeping on my bed.
I was literally waking myself up farting.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 21:04,
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I finally properly quit Facebook
It'd become the equivalent of deliberately plumbing a massive pressurised shite hose directly into my brain.
Now I'm going to come here to get my daily dose of stupidity, instead.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 18:49,
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Well played
To go the extra mile, block their trackers and advertising shenanigans network wide, see pi hole
www.troyhunt.com/mmm-pi-hole/
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Farty Funkhouser, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 20:35,
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Interesting little tech solution.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 20:56,
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Good read
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 18:28,
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Almost every login screen on websites reports your email to FB
Break that and you can't login
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 21:50,
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Which is why
every device on my home network is blocked from connecting to FB, and I always sign up for accounts with an email address that never gets used for anything else, it's even called signup@(my domain).
It only stops you from logging in if you selected to make an account using your FB info.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 18:35,
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If you have your own domain,
it's interesting to use a different e-mail address for each website signup, as you can see exactly who's passed your details on...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 21:56,
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More of this sort of thing!
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 23:01,
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A damned wise choice!
I had a horrible Facebook habit a few years back, and it went into overdrive while I was unemployed for a few months. I realised I was genuinely fucking sick of it, jacked it in, and pretty much immediately felt a lot better.
I still watch a lot of fucking toss on youtube mind.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 23:38,
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Amusingly, this post now has more likes than my usual shit on Failbook.
I browse with Brave, and it seems to clean things up nicely for me. I'll look into the Pi-Hole though, might be the next step.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 7:29,
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It's ace
It can even block video ads in things you're streaming. Makes stuff like All 4 a lot better
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benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 13:37,
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Really?
Did not know that.
The commercial catch up channels have been largely ignored in the the Wizard Tower due to those tedious intrusive ads breaking the player.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 18:30,
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Virtual BBC Micro in 3d
now if I could only remember the keys
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 16:34,
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The terrifying thing about this
is that it's not even plugged in.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 16:52,
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only a tape loading error can save you now
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 17:23,
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Also missing all the ports on the bottom (disk drive, printer, user, 1MHz, tube)
and no floppy drive...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 17:32,
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I think I've intruded on somebody else's session.
They're called Lukas and seem to be speaking in Olde English. Weird.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 18:31,
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If you see Dongolev tell him I said haldo.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 20:45,
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If you want a less impressive one
fourty.glitch.me/
(I kind-of prefer it)
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 21:48,
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VRML flashbacks
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 0:12,
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As an old fart...
...skateboarder from the '70s, I love this. Everything that looked like it might work as a ramp, worked as a ramp. Eventually. :)
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 23:48,
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I used to skate in the '80s
and a bit of the early '90s
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Sherbs, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 6:25,
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Gnarly, dude.
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Covid69 Boris variant., Thu 2 Dec 2021, 16:44,
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I wasn't very good at it.
Great fun when i was small.
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Sherbs, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 21:25,
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Roooooooooooooooll CLACK rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooll CLACK rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooll CLACK
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 14:40,
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Last Nazi propaganda film evar
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 12:50,
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I doubt it
Like your promise to open that shop
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 13:15,
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that's a bit debatable
kolberg was released in jan 45 in a single cinema. The comedy "A Man Like Maximilian" was only released in march, and was being screened in berlin cinemas while the final battle of berlin had already started. They probably were a bit starved of light entertainment. The last film released was in april 45, "The Noltenius Brothers", with goebbels favourite actor, Willie Birgel (though work dried up a little until 1950 for him). but i guess kolberg had more of a propaganda slant to it
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 13:19,
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All of which I knew offhand and in no way just looked it up
*examines fingernails*
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 23:13,
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Sure, hence the "evar!".
But for me, it's similar to Nero's fiddle.
There's plenty of volk sturming about, and in the cinema just as that idea proved pretty ineffective.
The idea that under shelling, bombing, strafing, almost everything in ruins and Soviets entering the city a Berliner would choose to go to the cinema is delightfully absurd.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 1:00,
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Vultures
More civilised than Black Friday
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 12:26,
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Last years Xmas funk
I made this!
This years is incoming soon!
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CliveGratton, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 12:09,
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hello
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piss and shit, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 14:02,
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Hi
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CliveGratton, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 15:48,
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HELLO
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 17:40,
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Hi!
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CliveGratton, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 17:49,
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Do you like cats?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 22:28,
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Yes, I do. Really enjoy their nonchalant vibe.
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CliveGratton, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 7:16,
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I have a cat
It's a right cunt
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 13:00,
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I WONDER WHY?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 17:35,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=by-Ry-SJpOY
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 7:43,
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nice music
tad racist tho
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razzle, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 9:59,
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Kurt is the always the hero of the piece!
Loves metal, but is always coerced into jazz funk.
He was inspired by leafing through my Scandinavian friends record collections and, more often than not, finding a copy of “The final countdown“ by Europe.
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CliveGratton, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 11:37,
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Stevie Wonder finds out that it's broke
VHS noise is kinda annoying
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 8:29,
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That was quite lovely!
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 17:00,
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Well, that was much better than I anticipated
Yes he did produce some schmalzy crap as well, but Talking Book, Innervisions and Songs in the Key of Life were three near perfect albums in a row. A true musical genius.
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Mex3 =mememe, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 19:23,
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