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This is a link post How to drink whiskey?
Chuck it away!
(GC says no, but I have my doubts)
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Just sip it straight from the bottle, no need to throw any away or worry about cleaning glasses

(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post "sip it"?
Are ye some sort o jessie? Awae wi ye, ye wee shite.

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I think I just channelled my late grandfather there for a moment.
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post More a man for a good swally or just knocking them back in one?
There needs to be a whisky drinking or perhaps just a spirit drinking supercut called smooth for all the good and bad reactions/acting
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post How I drink it
1) Drop of water like the man says
2) Inhale deeply and hold
3) Down the hatch, after letting it swill round yer gob
4) Breath out long and slow through your nose, like a sigh

The whisky goodness will fill your head with warm malty (peaty!?) joy!
(, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post How I drink it
1) Smell to confirm it is whiskey
2) Tell the bar staff they've made a mistake, I ordered a G&T
(, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post there's a few places in NZ making gin with native plants
Some are really good, but my favourite one recently is The Botanist. An honest to goodness Islay gin
(, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, he's kind of right, really
Although I'd say the water is optional. For me, when I meet a new malt, I try it first without the water, then with. Some work with a little water to bring out the other flavours, some are best with the alcohol carrying the volatile flavours.
I spent years thinking I didn't like whisky because of a few harsh malts like Islay - tasted like TCP. Then I went on holiday up by the Spey in the Highlands, and the distillery at Upper Knockando set me straight.
(, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I love music
so I could only cope with a few milliseconds of this at a time. Does he sing more than 4 notes? Seemed like everywhere I skipped to was the same 4 notes, just nearly within his singing range.
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 14:24, Reply)
This is a link post It's time for Elfing Around again!
1 year and 3000 views since I last posted this festive creative commons and copyright free movie.

Merry Christmas!
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 10:40, Reply)
This is a link post Jesus lapdancing Christ.
Do we not have enough to contend with already this year?

Also, isn't that Harry Enfield?
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Elton looks reanimated
Ed's eyes are saying somehting like "holy shit, I see the eyes too"
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post We're in the Paul Shane years of Elton's career

(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post baybeh bay-BEH!

(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just realised that Ed's eyes are looking in slightly different directions.
Like a prey animal seeking an appropriate escape route before Elton snaps, bursts into a coke-fuelled rage and beats him to a bloody pulp.
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post now THAT, I'd buy.

(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Now that's what I call entertainment!

(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Elton's eyes
remind me of those final scenes in Total Recall.
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought ladbaby does the Christmas songs now?

(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 12:24, Reply)
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Better that than Simon Cowbell. Or Cliff.

Edit: Autocorrect seems to have buggered up Cowell. I like that though, so it stays.
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Simon Cowbell is too cool a name to waste on Simon Cowell.

(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post But we can extend it to cowbellend

(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post is that Ed's festive tracky top in the video?

(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno, could it possibly be because they wanted to sell it to the western market?

(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post False premise though?
"European mercenaries, including Irishman William Garin......"
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Just another American standup routine.

(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of posts, not much interaction.

(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post next week it's a tutorial on how to live without peaches for a week in order to afford a can opener

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Well he's off to a good start

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly
He’s never going to get a peach like that.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 16:00, Reply)
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What lovely looking peaches
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Millions of peaches
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvAnQqVJ3XQ
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 23:07, Reply)
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www.dailymotion.com/video/x2rakm9
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Considering the crap can openers I've had, this is easier.

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Best tin opener ever \/ \/ \/
www.amazon.co.uk/Lantana-Safety-Can-Opener-Bottle/dp/B07464F5WN
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post You get commission?

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Brigadier Rjmrjm

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish, i've bought these for much of my family.

(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
it's a spambot
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Spam comes with a little key.

(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 9:30, Reply)
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there is no spoon
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I am disappoint.
I was hoping for worms.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay for candlemas.
I'll be damned, I thought you were older than that.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post FIRE!!
FIRE!!
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post oh joy to you!

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, happy candles!

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Huh.
Somehow I thought you’d be older.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 19:54, Reply)
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happy fire day
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candules, youngster!

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy B3taday

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Good candle day!
In arrears, unfortunately. This is what happens when I don't check b3ta every single day.
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You monster

(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Give a man a spoon and he eats peaches for a day
Show a man how to open a can of peaches and he eats peaches for a day
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmm pearches
Now with added metal shards
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post welcome back

(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 13:15, Reply)
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👋😁
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I doubt that.
If the tin can was going to ...shatter like a brittle thing, it would certainly do that with a can opener too.

But chances are it will never do that, it being a tin can.
(, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post is anyone else seeing a waveform or line graph above the play bar on this video
when your mouse is over it?
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep.
It is supposed to represent the most viewed parts of the video. So you can find the juicy bits. (the bits that, in the old days, would have been worn out on your VHS tapes)
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 11:20, Reply)
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Most viewed? I just assumed it was the loudest. That's how it seems to work on music videos anyway.
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post So YouTube is finally catching up with PronHub?
Good to know.
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Potentially life-saving skill
I'm gonna try that.
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 20:51, Reply)
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I'm going back to University, so this should be invaluable.cheers.
(, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 16:46, Reply)
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I didn't realise MCA was sort of Beastie honcho. Good read.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 15:58, Reply)
This is a link post Africa water hole..........may contain natural killings.
Another Africa water hole cam....but no holds barred.
There is already a dead Impala in the waterhole.The food chain is waiting for Crocodiles

Some have already moaned without realising basic nature.These people will not intervene unless human contact caused the injuty.

Ive seen lions, elephants, Giraffes and hippos prevalent, but no crocs yet.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 3:40, Reply)
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The live cam feeds from African parks, including WildEarth's daily safari drives (formerly known as SafariLive), have made many realise how sanitised wildlife films have been when showing hunts on TV. When it comes to the fate of carcasses in the wild one memorable exception was C4's Elephant:
Life After Death
youtu.be/MW1I_aFC5mM
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 5:36, Reply)
This is a normal post dinner bell
whale fall
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ll I'm getting is the comedy noise stylings of what appears to be a spoon billed ibis*
bit like turning up at a 60s strip club only to find the comedian is on
*no such thing, just a spoonbill
storkibisspoonbill.org/
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post alright SockPuppet

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 9:27, Reply)
This is a link post We're Not Gonna Take It - Mariah Carey Christmas Special
Another There, I ruined it special.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 1:15, Reply)
This is a link post I have no idea what language this guy is speaking
but it is deffo worth watching till the end.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds
a bit Geordie to me.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 2:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
that's definitely Mackem
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds a bit like Bahasa to me
So maybe Indonesia or Malaysia?
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 3:33, Reply)
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It is Indonesian indeed, he basically says to beware of the swirls and clouded water because that is sign of a predator.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 7:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Socks and sandals, too.

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 8:10, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ok guys.

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
Terimah caseh.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 16:06, Reply)
This is a link post ARRRRGHHHH

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 22:26, Reply)
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i need to somehow play this song when I put people on hold on my phone
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It's still better
than most of the shit you hear these days.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounded wrong, but not in a bad way.

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post People really like that lad
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXtWK5QtieY
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 11:03, Reply)
This is a link post Building and testing
engine started at 12.08.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like me the morning after a vindaloo

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 3:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I've had flatulence so badly the cat stopped sleeping on my bed.
I was literally waking myself up farting.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 21:04, Reply)
This is a link post I finally properly quit Facebook
It'd become the equivalent of deliberately plumbing a massive pressurised shite hose directly into my brain.

Now I'm going to come here to get my daily dose of stupidity, instead.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Well played
To go the extra mile, block their trackers and advertising shenanigans network wide, see pi hole

www.troyhunt.com/mmm-pi-hole/
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting little tech solution.

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Good read

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 18:28, Reply)
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=tnVLEO3mDDE
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Almost every login screen on websites reports your email to FB
Break that and you can't login
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Which is why
every device on my home network is blocked from connecting to FB, and I always sign up for accounts with an email address that never gets used for anything else, it's even called signup@(my domain).

It only stops you from logging in if you selected to make an account using your FB info.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post If you have your own domain,
it's interesting to use a different e-mail address for each website signup, as you can see exactly who's passed your details on...
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post More of this sort of thing!

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post A damned wise choice!
I had a horrible Facebook habit a few years back, and it went into overdrive while I was unemployed for a few months. I realised I was genuinely fucking sick of it, jacked it in, and pretty much immediately felt a lot better.

I still watch a lot of fucking toss on youtube mind.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Amusingly, this post now has more likes than my usual shit on Failbook.
I browse with Brave, and it seems to clean things up nicely for me. I'll look into the Pi-Hole though, might be the next step.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 7:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It's ace
It can even block video ads in things you're streaming. Makes stuff like All 4 a lot better
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Did not know that.
The commercial catch up channels have been largely ignored in the the Wizard Tower due to those tedious intrusive ads breaking the player.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 18:30, Reply)
This is a link post Virtual BBC Micro in 3d
now if I could only remember the keys
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The terrifying thing about this
is that it's not even plugged in.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post only a tape loading error can save you now

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Also missing all the ports on the bottom (disk drive, printer, user, 1MHz, tube)
and no floppy drive...
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I've intruded on somebody else's session.
They're called Lukas and seem to be speaking in Olde English. Weird.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post If you see Dongolev tell him I said haldo.

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post If you want a less impressive one
fourty.glitch.me/
(I kind-of prefer it)
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post VRML flashbacks

(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 0:12, Reply)
This is a link post Land – Tom Day skates the British countryside
Ronseal
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post As an old fart...
...skateboarder from the '70s, I love this. Everything that looked like it might work as a ramp, worked as a ramp. Eventually. :)
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to skate in the '80s
and a bit of the early '90s
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 6:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Gnarly, dude.

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 16:44, Reply)
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I wasn't very good at it.
Great fun when i was small.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Roooooooooooooooll CLACK rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooll CLACK rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooll CLACK

(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 14:40, Reply)
This is a link post Last Nazi propaganda film evar

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I doubt it
Like your promise to open that shop
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post that's a bit debatable
kolberg was released in jan 45 in a single cinema. The comedy "A Man Like Maximilian" was only released in march, and was being screened in berlin cinemas while the final battle of berlin had already started. They probably were a bit starved of light entertainment. The last film released was in april 45, "The Noltenius Brothers", with goebbels favourite actor, Willie Birgel (though work dried up a little until 1950 for him). but i guess kolberg had more of a propaganda slant to it
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post All of which I knew offhand and in no way just looked it up
*examines fingernails*
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Sure, hence the "evar!".
But for me, it's similar to Nero's fiddle.
There's plenty of volk sturming about, and in the cinema just as that idea proved pretty ineffective.
The idea that under shelling, bombing, strafing, almost everything in ruins and Soviets entering the city a Berliner would choose to go to the cinema is delightfully absurd.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 1:00, Reply)
This is a link post Vultures
More civilised than Black Friday
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 12:26, Reply)
This is a link post Last years Xmas funk I made this!
This years is incoming soon!
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post hello

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hi
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post HELLO

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 17:40, Reply)
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Hi!
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you like cats?

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 22:28, Reply)
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Yes, I do. Really enjoy their nonchalant vibe.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 7:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a cat
It's a right cunt
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I WONDER WHY?

(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 17:35, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=by-Ry-SJpOY
(, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 7:43, Reply)
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nice music

tad racist tho
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 9:59, Reply)
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Kurt is the always the hero of the piece!
Loves metal, but is always coerced into jazz funk.
He was inspired by leafing through my Scandinavian friends record collections and, more often than not, finding a copy of “The final countdown“ by Europe.
(, Thu 2 Dec 2021, 11:37, Reply)
This is a link post Stevie Wonder finds out that it's broke
VHS noise is kinda annoying
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That was quite lovely!

(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that was much better than I anticipated
Yes he did produce some schmalzy crap as well, but Talking Book, Innervisions and Songs in the Key of Life were three near perfect albums in a row. A true musical genius.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 19:23, Reply)

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