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Titanic with a cat
The expressions are great
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 14 Feb 2022, 19:03,
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down the page son
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 19:07,
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Yeah, missed it
Oops
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 14 Feb 2022, 20:03,
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The first post was for women and children
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 20:03,
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hah!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 20:43,
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This was funny
The Al Gore Rhythm suggested this.
youtu.be/BqYyE2JNMfg
Not as good but amusing.
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An Egg ,D, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 23:12,
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When idiots have money + cat ate my homework
"lawyers asked to search Watt’s mobile phone for potential information, the agent accidentally dropped the device into the North Sea"
obvs not guilty
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colmcq2, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 15:02,
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cheering on the lawyers here
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 15:31,
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Rather hope the lawyer’s fees bankrupt the pair of them
Mind you, then we’ll just be subjected to them eating tarantulas in the jungle in order to pay off their debts.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 15:44,
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Suspect Vardy can't afford to lose it now
Rooney could go on for years
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 17:08,
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Takes a lot of money to look this dumb.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 17:07,
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IDGI
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 18:39,
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So, from the very little I've cared to gather about this absolute non story about a pair of utterly irrelevant gobshites
One of them posted some shite on Social Media. The other one told some tabloids about some shite the first one posted. Now the first one is upset that people have heard about the shit that she posted on Social Media.
I know the papers are publishing any old shit these days, but this is beyond fucking vapid.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 19:59,
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Fucking ^this.
Can they all be dropped in the North Sea? Along with anyone who follows them on Twitter.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 20:19,
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Wagatha Christie though
that did make me lol!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 9:50,
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sun pun
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 12:15,
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Probably be cheaper to find the phone. Jeremy Kyle would of sorted this out before lunchtime.
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Sgt. Welt, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 14:53,
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And shagged them both
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 15 Feb 2022, 15:15,
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would have
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ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 16:02,
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Wouldn't It Be Good...
I made this!
As it's February 14th I thought I'd share this uplifting love song with you. We recorded it during last year's lockdown - hope you enjoy it :-)
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Robin Ball Slippery Freud, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 11:53,
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Hats off once again!
Such a smart and taut composition. Great and consistent melodical lines through multiple chord changes.
Probably contains more chords than the much lauded Weeknd's entire catalogue.
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Mex3 =mememe, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 12:03,
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NIk
I saw Nik Kershaw live mid 2000 in a pub in West London. Blimey, playing two synths and singing at the same time. Fond memories.
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blupp relaxes harder, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 17:57,
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Beautiful
Which Fucker made you make this without being together?
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An Egg ,D, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 2:33,
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RIP Ivan Reitman
You made a teenage puerile boy very happy decades ago.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 11:51,
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still fuming about Evolution 20 years later
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 15:43,
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I am a simple minded buffoon , but I rather enjoyed Evolution.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 15 Feb 2022, 9:58,
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I had to leave the cinema half way through
Not even crystal skull had that effect on me
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benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 10:41,
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Was it due to Seann William Scott or Julianne Moore?
Skull was terrible if you were expecting it to stick closely to the other three but ok if viewed on its own and with the expectation it was produced for a younger, less familiar audience
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 13:40,
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yeah, it was no citizen kane, but I quite liked it too
a nice throwback to the wisecracking underdog buddy films of the 80s
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 12:32,
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alright 'the Bible belt'
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 16:27,
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do you reckon they've stored him in the ghost containment fridge?
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ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 14:50,
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A rather fitting end
😁
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 15 Feb 2022, 15:18,
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Control panels
includes a link to knob feel for those so inclined
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 9:55,
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I had high hopes from related site Knobfeel
Sadly disappointed
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 10:08,
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"This is one satisfying Knob."
"What this little gem lacks in size, it makes up in smoothness."
"a plethora of Knobs, but each one is a little bit of heaven."
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 10:17,
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my favourite knobs at the moment are on my little Trace Elliot bass amp
So smooth yet weighty somehow, like they are made of really heavy metal but super smooth. Lovely,
If you get a chance try one in a music shop and cop a good feel
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 10:59,
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my Marantz 1060 has knobs
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 11:01,
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My Rotel A12 has just one
Bit stiff. Not as nice as my old NAD320
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 14:07,
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NAD 3020, you mean
I only have those two ones
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 17:57,
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pobbly
EDIT: FIERY KNOBS!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 19:08,
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Very satisfying
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 14 Feb 2022, 11:03,
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Awesome site, thx.
Klik
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Mex3 =mememe, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 17:09,
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Tulgovich, Chernobyl
A village of mooseses
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 9:47,
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*meese
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 11:38,
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Thanks for spoiling today's Wordle
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 12:06,
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meeces*
*according to Mr. Jinks
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 12:21,
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Beware of the moose
Or elks.
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Hemipygous, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 14:47,
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There's gnus loose about this hood!
Hoose!
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 14 Feb 2022, 15:59,
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*moce
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 17:10,
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*moosapi
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 23:32,
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Do you like Talking Heads? Do you love Jonathan Meades?
Well, today's your lucky day. xx
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 14 Feb 2022, 9:00,
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See also:
vimeo.com/meadesshrine
For all your Meades needs
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Varmint, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 14:08,
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On YT too.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 18:22,
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We need a Jonathan Meades does Who do you think you are? no genealogists, no historians just Jonathan Meades speaking in faintly disgusted tones about his own family in front of various related buildings
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 14:23,
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*shreds a wallet full of Banksy NFTs*
Banksy wall section that one day might be covered with Banksy art
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 9:34,
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I bet the intermediaries who profit from the transactions must be shocked
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 10:03,
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Who's going to break the bad news
to this b3ta user?
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 12:07,
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I can read this
The $170,000 purchase of an NFT collection auctioned by Melania Trump was made by the entity that originally put the NFT up for sale, according to blockchain records.
Read what you think you wrote.
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An Egg ,D, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 2:26,
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In other blockchain news:
www.vice.com/en/article/m7vpx8/analyzing-the-very-bizarre-sale-of-melania-trumps-dollar170000-nft
“Analyzing the Very Bizarre Sale of Melania Trump’s $170,000 NFT
The crypto used to purchase the former first lady’s NFT came from the NFT creator themselves, blockchain records reveal.”
Nothing suspicious here either.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 15:42,
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I've gone cross eyed.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 20:21,
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TBF , this is a very small platform with the wierd idea of monetizing tweets
In general, I like the idea of NFTs for digital goods. The good thing about the blockchain, is that you can check the provenance (it's not always intuitive for n00bs, but it's not exactly rocket science either).
Say you are BIG ARTIST , and someone rips off your idea/concept, and publishes it as theirs, it's gonna be relatively trivial to put out an announcement that this is fake, and point them towards the correct contract, thus proving validity of the correct version.
Think of it like this: I could go to Times Square and start selling Apple computers outside the iStore, but no-one is gonna believe my claims I am Steve Jobs' reincarnation, even if I'm shouting that I personally oversaw hordes of Indonesian children in the process of manufacturing it...
Fakes and counterfeits will ALWAYS exist, why would digital goods be any different? The difference with blockchain-based ones, is they are very transparent
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 19:55,
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Thanks to artifus for introducing me to the Tom Lehrer wikihole.
I wonder if Sabine Hossenfelder has ever done a cover.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 5:57,
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I learnt (phonetically) Haheely bibi, canoff nina, megalsips clarka
which is handy for the first 20
HHeLi BeB CNOF NeNa MgAlSiPS ClArKCa
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 6:04,
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Sounds like the B side of
youtu.be/w8iIwDCWAJg
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 16:24,
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great track
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 23:44,
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I was taught
H He Li Be B C N O F (Aitch Hellibeb cnof),
Ne Na Mg Al Si P S Cl (Ne-Na Mg Al Si P cycle.)
It takes a few goes but you can choke it down
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An Egg ,D, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 3:58,
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Aitch helibeb CNOv(F), Ne-naah m'gal sip cycle
like that
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An Egg ,D, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 4:25,
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It's a classic that
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 14 Feb 2022, 8:37,
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It certainly is that
I always chuckle when I remember that we have metal bones, because calcium is a metal.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 10:31,
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um...
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ozof, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 12:13,
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Hmm
Not really, that's like saying we're mostly gas.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 16:28,
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Eh?
Calcium just is a metal. What's the problem?
List of alkaline earth metals in order of increasing atomic number:
Beryllium
Magnesium
--->Calcium<---
Strontium
Barium
Radium
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 20:19,
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Is iron sulphide a metal?
Our bones are mostly calcium phosphate.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 22:51,
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Sulphur is a polyatomic nonmetal
but iron is metal as fuck.
So the iron bits are metal but the non metal bits are not.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 15 Feb 2022, 17:49,
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Some people I know mostly are...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 21:05,
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hey, if it makes him laugh, who are we to judge
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 23:42,
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Another masterpiece
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 3:08,
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Great acting from the feline.
Though to be honest the best human performance in that film was in the five minutes featuring David Warner.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 5:47,
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Top marks for that ending
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Mex3 =mememe, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 17:11,
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Quality as usual
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 20:11,
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Tom Lehrer Full Copenhagen Performance
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 1:30,
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Instaclick!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 1:55,
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since you ask:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHiclrHm-ig
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 0:02,
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I'm sure he was talented, but If I cant see his partner's tits I'm not interested, sorry.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 3:45,
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I shan't be posting any music here I think
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 3:48,
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Oops
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 22:29,
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I think the best reaction was "do they own the company now?"
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jonbob loves you, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 4:01,
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Why did the lion get lost?
Because Jungle is massive.
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EladBerond Fish are evil, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 22:06,
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Luvit!
Been involved in various ways over the years...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 23:54,
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Have some
TDK...fucking class guy!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 23:56,
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Someones else I knew...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 0:06,
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And
him...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 0:19,
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Bridge demolished
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 18:49,
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looks like a lot of cleaning up for someone
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 20:53,
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Amateurs. They left half of it up there.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 22:02,
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How else do you expect the victorious ground troops to cross?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 23:50,
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ermm...
I wonder how long before YT bans her (or she opens an only fans)
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 18:18,
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Robert should be in the corner of all filthy videos.
Like the Channel 4 red triangle.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 18:43,
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At least she remembered to shave.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 18:50,
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I am disappoint
You meant under her arms.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 19:35,
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Didn't one of the other lads from King Crimson die this week?
Thought they might have taken the week off. But no
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benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 19:36,
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Hahaha! Marvellous.
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Varmint, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 19:40,
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Upset upset
Australian
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 17:50,
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From zero to foaming at the mouth, in seconds.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 20:19,
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Its the bit at the end, instaregrets
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 14 Feb 2022, 10:12,
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9 fingers and
Dedication.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 16:06,
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It was Terry Nutkins who had nine fingers
An otter ate one, IIRC.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 13 Feb 2022, 18:47,
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Is this the Toyah link?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 16:52,
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Sorry its late
Its up above now and there are 2 puppies almost loose in it.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 18:18,
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ha!
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unclepills, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 20:41,
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I like Roy, but my interest waned when Shep exited stage left.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 21:29,
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