Guns don't argue
Dames! Bullets! Chicago typewriters!
Z list movie tour of Gangsters and G-men
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Don't buy pizza from a fish bar.
Also wtf is a fish bar?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 16:00,
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A plaice
you go to to drink like a fish.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 2 Jun 2022, 16:10,
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We'd all rather you did that
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 1 Jun 2022, 18:35,
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We would certainly have the measure of him
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 20:09,
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7 times the Met came to Boris Johnson’s rescue
Wasn't this the purpose of having political appointed police commissioner?
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The police, not just the Met, have shown themselves to be corrupt and unstrustworthy,
and politically compromised. They're acting on behalf of the Conservative establishment, they're not even trying to hide it.
28 minutes after Lord Geidt announced he expected Johnson to justify his lack of resignation, the police announced they'd sent Starmer and Rayner questionaries over "Beergate."
There needs to be a reckoning in this country. A purge, if you will.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 15:02,
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Yet they manage to be shit to rape victims, the poor and anyone not white.
Definite purge required, clean out the misogynistic canteen culture.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 18:13,
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A law making it illegal for all public servants to be members of political parties and secret societies would be a step in the right direction.
I know that sounds tin foil hat.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 20:07,
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Learning not to cover up the indefensible might be a start.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 21:44,
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How though? Some sort of corruption amnesty? Truth and reconciliation?
There are a number of UK police forces that are probably beyond redemption and which need to be abolished.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 22:32,
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Very difficult given the culture, protecting whistleblowers and properly investigating, I suppose.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 23:44,
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I was a civil servant until about 2002 (but not in the police)
We were prohibited from being involved in any active political movement, to maintain impartiality. It was in our contract iirc.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 2 Jun 2022, 18:55,
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White folk get searched a lot less.
White folk rarely get pulled and questioned for having a decent car, etc.
I've had good and bad experiences with the cops, more bad when I think about it.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 3 Jun 2022, 0:03,
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That was good, but completely missed the single biggest favour they did him.
The investigation took nearly four fucking months. Four fucking months for, worst case scenario, some fixed penalty notices. Inde-fucking-fensible. Took all of the sting out of it completely unnecessarily. How fucking complex an investigation was it exactly? Talk me through it, officer. So stuff happens, Boris gets some mileage out of Ukraine, and the world moves on. This needs to come to a head, and the glacial pace of their nearly half a million quid investigation, has not in any way helped lance the boil.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 18:33,
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Never mind, something else horrendous will be in the news before long, then we can all concentrate on that instead and yet again it'll be a bad time to change leaders.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 20:04,
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Remember the good old days, when there were entire years with nothing whatsoever happening and ministers could come and go with no inconvenience to anyone?
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 20:42,
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Hmmm, I just feel the longer this goes on, the more likely he is to survive it.
It’s been going on a long while now, but he keeps swerving it. I have a crazy theory that the only thing he couldn’t survive is if Starmer gets a FPN and resigns. I’m not suggesting that’ll happen, just saying that he couldn’t survive it.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 22:16,
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He has to be forced out, I cannot imagine him leaving voluntarily.
What I don't understand is how he has been allowed to take the piss this obviously, for so long.
If Starmer went in response to a fine, De Piffle would just shrug his shoulders and not care much. I don't see evidence of him experiencing shame or embarrassment. His party would have to remove him and like Trump, he's got rid of a lot of internal opposition already.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 23:07,
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"Britain Trump" again
Dragged from office kicking and screaming and insisting he's done nothing wrong
and I think this sort of personality is incapable of feeling shame
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 2 Jun 2022, 0:07,
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Thing is that the Tories were warned that this is where it’d end by those who worked with him previously
But they decided to either accept or ignore that warning in the pursuit of election victory.
Now they’re looking at a seriously damaged party and parliamentary system, and their only option to retain support is to double down.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 2 Jun 2022, 13:13,
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We're well on the way to having a US political system.
Have been for decades. Luckily, I suspect Johnson is much lazier than Trumpf.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 2 Jun 2022, 14:47,
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I think we’re some way off an electoral college.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 3 Jun 2022, 1:47,
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That’s not what he meant and you know it.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 3 Jun 2022, 19:24,
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I, for one, welcome our new berry-picking robot overlords
(may they be gentle with us)
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 8:22,
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difficult to compare it to the Boston Dynamics efforts until we know how it would cope with a boot up the arse
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You'd also need to see its completely non threatening dancing
and similar to boston dynamics how easy it would be to say... just an idea..... it's never occured to us before..... hardly worth mentioning... how easy would it be to strap a flamethrower on to it to hunt humans?.... just a complete after thought it's obviously just for search and rescue...
BUT LOOK AT IT DANCING ISNT IT CUTE.
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as long as it isn't pissing into the bucket to add to the weight of the fruit it has picked
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Fucking hell you are on fire
Candle day. Yay hugs
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 2 Jun 2022, 0:14,
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More of this sort of thing, let's eliminate employment entirely!
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 15:04,
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Crazy Ableton things
This guy does very entertaining videos exploring Ableton in ways that a) make odd noises b) make you think about what you can actually manage in this amazing bit of s/w
He's quite amusing too, recommend his channel
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 3:31,
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Well,
I guess this is it then.
Gentlemen, It has been an honour.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 12:06,
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one new bit of research that came out during lockdown was that it was long assumed that as birds, like reptiles, lacked a neocortex
that they couldnt do the higher order thinking that mammals and primates do with their neocortex. But it was proved using brain imaging that unlike reptiles, birds have these different structures that actually function and are organised in the same way as a neocortex, even though a different part of the brain evolved to do it. Depending on when it evolved, it might have meant the dinosaurs were smarter than we give them credit for, apart from JPs velociraptors I guess, and given a general correlation between brain size and intelligence T rex with it's unusually larger cranium (for dinosaurs) may have been a cunning bastard indeed
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 2 Jun 2022, 2:28,
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Have some of this new-fangled "House Music"
Apologies if it's too modern for the usual demographic that hangs around in here.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 1:05,
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That's taken me back
Rather further than I would have liked!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 18:13,
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You would never think it was House Music
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 20:23,
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That's a lot of weed, man
180km wide, same plant
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 0:29,
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New property show
Refreshing honesty.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 0:12,
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Is it just me, or does that look a lot like one of the locations from Robocop 2?
ed: You know, I think it might be. What we need is some old white guy to tell those gun-toting idiots to "behave yourselves!"
"Jefferson Davis Hospital was used as the location for the Nuke manufacturing plant. The finale of the film was shot in the Houston Theater District near Wortham Theater Center and Alley Theatre."
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jonbob loves you, Tue 31 May 2022, 23:09,
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Wayne did not have a clue , the sarcasm completely wasted on him
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 1 Jun 2022, 15:19,
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I made a song for Nadine
I made this!
Here's a little parody of Jolene i made for our lovely Kulcher minister
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv9HYAjR4lk
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Beardo, Tue 31 May 2022, 20:35,
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Brilliantly sung, great in the style of vocals.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 18:59,
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In Soviet Russia your grave digs you
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 31 May 2022, 17:59,
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Is it because the original disaster opened up a gate to the dark dimension, and now Putin's scientists are working around the clock to summon Cthulhu?
Which he plans to use as superweapon to enslave the world. And the only people who can stop him are a widowed Ukrainian soldier and a young female American exchange student, thrown together by fate, but it's a race against time?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 31 May 2022, 23:58,
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When's the game out then?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 1:07,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaTe_7uoGDw
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 2:04,
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This new version is not as good.
Long range artillery is not in the spirit of STALKER, the music is no good and there are too many military.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 23:52,
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Thick as mince
At the start of this "special operation", the russkies were a feared military. Now? Not so much.
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 2 Jun 2022, 15:32,
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Noun, a particularly painful shit.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 1:20,
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Self-improvement
This is the sort of resource I wanted when I went to uni, not some cookie-cutter / worker-drone-extrusion machine.
Bunch of free courses, or varying levels of difficulty, available from the Open University - enjoy!
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 31 May 2022, 14:10,
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Something for everyone!
A few things I'll be looking at, thanks for that.
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Varmint, Tue 31 May 2022, 15:18,
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Yeah, there's loads of stuff.
Some of it actually gets you a certificate.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 31 May 2022, 17:55,
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The Whittakers
An examination of inbreeding and isolation. Video is blocked from embedding, so you'll have to go to the tubes to see it.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 31 May 2022, 10:05,
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Tonight on BBC One:
Who Do You Think You Are? with the Whittakers 22:40-22:41
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 31 May 2022, 11:20,
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A challenging wank
to be sure
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 31 May 2022, 11:45,
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so that's where brexiters came from!
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 31 May 2022, 12:23,
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Fucking hell
I was trying to think of something to say about this but couldn't find the words
(, Tue 31 May 2022, 17:23, Reply)
Louis Theroux
is scraping the bottom of the barrel with this one
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 31 May 2022, 17:40,
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I don't really see much examination going on
Just chasing some bewildered humans around barking questions at them.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 31 May 2022, 18:32,
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It is more of an inbreeding gawkfest than anything else, sure
but I had to put something in the headline.
The barking was from both sides, though.
Maybe that guy who turned himself into a dog could move in there?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 31 May 2022, 20:10,
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"I'm here to do serious documentary stuff! Not like those terrible gawkers!"
*uses portrait of someone literally dribbling in publicity material*
Aye, right...
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Greenbat, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 0:07,
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there's no better way of demonstrating what shitty recessive genes we all carry than knocking up your sister
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 0:36,
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Carrie doesn't live here anymore
only a rumour, but no one has seen her. If you have, please let Boris know, he must be pining for her.
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Surely by now our democratically-elected car crash will have moved onto a younger model who'll soon fart out a few more sprogs for him to disown
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 31 May 2022, 11:15,
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He's diddling a cabinet minister
allegedly
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 31 May 2022, 17:42,
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ASMR Ikea
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 30 May 2022, 22:52,
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I dun tried one of them new fangled youtube shorts things.
I made this!
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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 30 May 2022, 20:59,
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lacked pizazz early on but by the end it sparkled
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 30 May 2022, 22:54,
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Plot twist, the fizz lasted about 5 seconds before disappearing. There was such an underwhelming sound I had to get licenced audio of baking soda and vinegar to make it sound half decent.
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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Wed 1 Jun 2022, 13:20,
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