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Somebody should take a beating.
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 30 May 2022, 13:21,
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Why do you hate are country?
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 30 May 2022, 14:15,
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I spy a new b3ta challenge
right there...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 30 May 2022, 13:37,
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It certainly outdoes Milliband’s Monolith.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 30 May 2022, 13:51,
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Your monoliths took a hell of a beating
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 30 May 2022, 15:50,
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Thronehenge
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custard, Mon 30 May 2022, 20:30,
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The peasants will love it.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 30 May 2022, 21:00,
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they've beamed the 'from-the-waist-down' part of the pics of her onto cheddar gorge
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 31 May 2022, 1:23,
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I think we'll decide if it's "spellbinding" thank you, Stonehenge
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 31 May 2022, 12:14,
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I prefer @wefail's version

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 31 May 2022, 17:46,
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wakileeks
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 30 May 2022, 22:40,
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Centuries of Sound - 1942
I made this!

This immersive four-hour mix takes you on a journey through the sounds of the year 1942, with clips chosen from 90 songs, 30 hrs of radio, 35 movies, and all kinds of oddities. Free to stream, preview podcast to download! Or download the whole thing on Patreon for a *ahem* small fee - www.patreon.com/centuriesofsound
Features Gene Krupa, Spike Jones, Louis Jordan, Raymond Scott, Bing Crosby, Glenn Miller, Dooley Wilson, Billie Holiday, Benny Goodman, Peggy Lee, Bernard Herrmann, John Cage, Duke Ellington, Xavier Cugat, Nat King Cole, Abbott & Costello, Gene Autry, Bob Wills, Andrews Sisters, Mills Brothers, Carl Stalling, Carmen Miranda, George Formby, Harry James, Lionel Hampton, The Ink Spots, Fats Waller, Charles Trenet, Lucky Millinder & loads more.
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Zuowan, Mon 30 May 2022, 11:25,
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Awesome, varied, monumental, brilliantly put together
thanks for this.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 31 May 2022, 12:21,
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are you not living your life to your fullest? then change not just who, but what you are!
A Japanese man says he has fulfilled his life-long ambition of becoming a four-legged animal after spending two-million Yen (£12,500) on a dog costume.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 30 May 2022, 7:22,
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Everyone in Japan needs to grow up a bit
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 30 May 2022, 7:46,
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It's all those Japanese that aren't perverts that I feel sorry for
international reputation continually tarnished by this sort of shit
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 30 May 2022, 10:18,
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I mean there must be some, surely
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 30 May 2022, 10:32,
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Are you sure?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 30 May 2022, 12:17,
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Can he lick his own bollocks?
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Varmint, Mon 30 May 2022, 7:50,
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Now that he's paid to be neutered
Very easily
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 30 May 2022, 11:40,
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Why is he moving like a bad animatronic?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 30 May 2022, 8:54,
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Because he is not really a dog
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Zuowan, Mon 30 May 2022, 11:12,
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Alright, "JK Rowling"
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 30 May 2022, 11:39,
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Would like to see what happens if you put a few real dogs in there, suspect they would freak out and maul him.
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Zuowan, Mon 30 May 2022, 11:43,
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haha, you should post that pic of dogs in tights again, that's always well lol!!!!!!
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ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 30 May 2022, 11:58,
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Top bantz Tony Hayers
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Zuowan, Mon 30 May 2022, 12:03,
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ps you haven't got a second series
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ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 30 May 2022, 13:50,
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JK Howling
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 30 May 2022, 12:19,
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Harry Potter And The Werdo Who Dressed As A Dog
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 31 May 2022, 8:06,
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BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
"Shut up, Weasley!"
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 31 May 2022, 11:04,
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Is he allowed
to put his shit in the dog shit bin though?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 30 May 2022, 12:18,
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Yeah
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Zuowan, Mon 30 May 2022, 12:21,
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What a daft sod
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Sherbs, Mon 30 May 2022, 11:16,
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Apparently, his mum is inside that polar bear
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 30 May 2022, 11:36,
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“Er, actually, you know what? I’m alright down this well. I think I’ll stay put.”
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 30 May 2022, 12:21,
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Poor thing
Fungal Willy
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 30 May 2022, 12:57,
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I think we've all been there.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 30 May 2022, 14:16,
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Now you too can spot a lip Wookiee from a mile away.
In other news, Fallen Order 2 announced today.
Ed: go on, it’s much better than the poster frame lets on.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 29 May 2022, 22:41,
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that was actually quite amusing
I will click the "I like this" button
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 30 May 2022, 14:39,
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Very good. I like it.
Lovely Wilhelm scream too..
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Terry hoosh, Mon 30 May 2022, 16:09,
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Amazing what a TBL endorsement can achieve
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jonbob loves you, Mon 30 May 2022, 23:10,
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It's what I do
Invoice is in the post
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 31 May 2022, 13:18,
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My Brain Hurts
I made this!
This song is in 9/8, with a modulated 7/4 bit and then some 6/8 and back to the 9.
If you understood all that, stroke your beard along to this, the rest of you can enjoy it like normal people.
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dingodrum Drums 'n that., Sun 29 May 2022, 21:07,
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Reminds me
of some of the weird tempo Frank Zappa mixed with one of those american rock bands, would Nickleback be it?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 30 May 2022, 12:23,
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I'm taking the video down.
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dingodrum Drums 'n that., Mon 30 May 2022, 23:21,
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Pffft
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 31 May 2022, 0:38,
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Only posting as I know it annoys some people
To be honest this weeks is a particularly hard wank so only 3 out of 10
Also posting as it gives the keyboard warriors something to do between pulling themselves off.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 May 2022, 18:51,
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 29 May 2022, 20:25,
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My impression is that one of /links' functions is too mildly annoy people.
People who are irritated and have an unquenchable thirst to mildly annoy people, find people who need to be irritated. Really hardcore addicts moved to reddit/Twitter years ago.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 29 May 2022, 20:55,
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Mostly Twitter
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 May 2022, 22:24,
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It's one way to go

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Varmint, Sun 29 May 2022, 23:12,
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Well, it's a hundred times better than "Kunt".
I assume. I haven't actually watched/listened to any of this shit.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 30 May 2022, 23:12,
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Headline "Toyah in cream pie shocker"
Might sell a few papers.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 May 2022, 18:48,
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I do NOT want see Fripp's arse going at it, under any circumstances.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 29 May 2022, 20:42,
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I'm working on the hope that he will be filming somebody else's
As I only have so much mind bleach left
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 May 2022, 22:25,
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I took that Thank You Your Majesty song...
I made this!
...and attempted to make it more horrible. I don't know why.
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Freakachuu, Sun 29 May 2022, 18:35,
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Quick reminder of how it all works

Obviously Chains aren't shown as they've fallen into disuse since there's less call for sending children tied to ponies down the mines.
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CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sun 29 May 2022, 18:32,
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Chains are shown.
Both types.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 29 May 2022, 21:28,
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I got taught surveying by a couple of elderly lecturers who taught us plane table, alidades and chains (as a measure, not the physical object)
I failed the subject, mainly because I took the opportunity in parks to get high, and when I repeated they had a new bloke who taught us with theodolites and CAD. Australia was long metric, but some of the old parks had been laid out in chains
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 30 May 2022, 7:05,
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Multiplying up one path then dividing down another
shows the units don't make sense compared to each other, some of those numbers are wrong (as in you don't get the same when converting one way compared to another, I'm sure there are 3ft to a yard for example)
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 30 May 2022, 12:29,
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Toyah Wilcox is unwell
Welcome to Quentin and Comfrey's Sunday lunch
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 29 May 2022, 16:13,
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Good GOD I hope she pulls through.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 29 May 2022, 17:52,
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I don't think that i would like to live next door to this fella.
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Sherbs, Mon 30 May 2022, 11:14,
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russians aren't putin etc.
(dunno if you caught this in the grauniad
youtu.be/uHzPrayS8dU )
edit: fixed guardian link
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ozof, Sun 29 May 2022, 9:26,
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There is no Guardian link
You've fixed NOTHING!
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 29 May 2022, 14:11,
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i'm sure you're right
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ozof, Sun 29 May 2022, 21:50,
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I AM right
Stop arguing and check it yourself. You are making a fool of yourself.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 29 May 2022, 21:52,
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thanks, jef. i knew you'd understand
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ozof, Mon 30 May 2022, 0:30,
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Reported
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 30 May 2022, 12:49,
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Delivering mail on a Lake
Poor Lexi eats a mailbox at the end
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Sun 29 May 2022, 1:14,
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That’s a lot of effort for a “We’re sorry we missed you” note.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 29 May 2022, 1:32,
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I'm not sure
That a life jacket would offer much protection from being crushed between the boat and pier...
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 29 May 2022, 10:01,
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that's just acceptable wastage
you wouldn't threaten the profit-margin of an industry as powerful as the USPS just cos it caused the deaths of a few kids, would you?
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ozof, Sun 29 May 2022, 12:49,
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Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor slippy deck nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 29 May 2022, 16:53,
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Mmmm teens
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 29 May 2022, 17:39,
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Fuck that, I’ll get a job in Home Depot instead.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 30 May 2022, 6:31,
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The Chosen Few: Get In On Life
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 29 May 2022, 0:00,
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woo who? song number two?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=itbWKrmY9GM
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 29 May 2022, 0:11,
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Tribute to E minor
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 27 May 2022, 23:52,
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Jimmy Saville always preferred A Minor I'm told
I did a song about how different C7 sounds to CMaj7. Bit early in my recording times so it's a bit shonky and maybe a bit long but I think it's quite pretty at the end
Seventh C
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 28 May 2022, 12:11,
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That is bloody awesome
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 28 May 2022, 14:41,
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No Jonathan Richman's Pablo Picasso.
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Varmint, Sun 29 May 2022, 16:07,
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asshole
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 29 May 2022, 22:04,
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Not like you.
Alright.
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Varmint, Sun 29 May 2022, 23:05,
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Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty Nonce. Kunt goes for a number.....two?
NSFW
Read all about it.
Another attempt at getting grit into the shoes of the patriarchy or what have you.
Stream etc, buy if you're more committed or of course, get on your high horse about how unfunny he is like you did at Xmas because you're here looking to take offence wherever possible.
pip pip
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unclepills, Fri 27 May 2022, 21:53,
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Fantastic stuff from Kunt as usual
I recommend 'Rob Manuel's Bive Junny Acid House Mega Mix', whoever that is.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 28 May 2022, 12:42,
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 28 May 2022, 12:45,
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He deserves the Kunt medal for public service.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 28 May 2022, 14:55,
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You don't need a high horse to think he's an unfunny prick.
HTH
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 28 May 2022, 15:53,
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get off your high horse, man
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piss and shit, Sat 28 May 2022, 17:37,
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I think he has chosen the wrong target here
While we can all agree that Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt. I'm not sure Prince Andrew being a sweaty nonce has been established beyond all reasonable doubt or in any other meaningful way.
I haven't listened to the music yet. I will do so now and try to judge it on its own merit despite the message. I have enjoyed much of Mr And The Gang's previous output.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 29 May 2022, 14:16,
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I hope he gets fucking banged up for slander.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 29 May 2022, 20:25,
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It's hardly serious social commentary
He's a tedious prick making lowest common-denominator novelty records, and doesn't deserve the oxygen of publicity.
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Varmint, Sun 29 May 2022, 16:15,
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Hello you kunt
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sun 29 May 2022, 19:44,
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Unhappy coincidence corner.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 27 May 2022, 20:03,
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Thoughts and fares.
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2kindsofherring, Fri 27 May 2022, 20:38,
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You wait for ages then…
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 27 May 2022, 20:50,
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It's what she would have wanted.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 27 May 2022, 20:52,
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Not coincidence.
Ghost.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 27 May 2022, 23:08,
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