US police plans for permanent WFH revealed.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 17:05,
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100% historically accurate account of Blackbeard's last stand
NSFW
Also it's worth keeping the captions on for this one.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 13:31,
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figgadugga wee doodle reedely waaaga rah
doo doodely squeeeeeaaal!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 15:32,
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It's these trousers. They do ruck up a bit.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 13:01,
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A little Alestorm goes a very, very long way.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 17:50,
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The life and lies of Boris Johnson
why do they keep picking on him?
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Not to defend the odious prick
- but the first lie we come to is about 1/4 of the way through the video. Prior to that all we have is shitty arrogant bullying behaviour and cronyism.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 17:19,
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Yeah but it serves to illustrate all the endless latitude, for want of a better word, he was given was unwarranted.
At least the beginning of the end has finally begun.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 17:31,
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I hope he wins
and continues to serve his country by doing for the Conservatives what Jeremy Corbyn did for Labour.
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I guess that's the 'life' bit
But 'Shitty arrogant bullying behaviour and cronyism... and lies' doesnt quite trip off the tongue in the same way
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When the world's worst game has Brian May (apparently doing Orbital covers) on the OST.
I probably remember this abomination more for the soundtrack than the horrendous gameplay. It couldn't be more Nineties if the cyborg had curtains and a flourescent bum-bag.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 9:11,
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This is one of those games like Shaq-Fu that feature of "worst ever" lists...
But I just remember them being bland and mediocre.
RotR just suffered a huge backlash because of the insane hype, Shaq-Fu because of the stupid concept.
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I had the PC version on demo in our shop at the time.
It looked good and the sound was decent (for the time) but I don't remember ever selling any copies of it. But I see somebody played it through.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZDNT3Ral7c
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 12:02,
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Well that would have taken about thirty minutes tops.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 12:11,
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Something went wrong, do not return to your desk
industrial process failure
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Shame there's no sound.
I have a small collection of warning/hazard alarms (sad, I know), and one of my favourites is from the steel plant in T2.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 9:13,
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Do any of them sound continuously? Could have sworn a continuous alarm was used at a nuclear plant on the grounds that you notice the sudden absence of sound more quickly.
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If you mean a continuous tone, no.
Otherwise yes, from ambulances to anti-theft devices.
I've visited a couple of power stations, but don't remember anything about a special type of alarm. If anything I'd expect one of those really discordant noises that are hard to ignore.
Here's one: www.soundsofchanges.eu/sound/alarm-signal-nuclear-power-plant/
Though if you ask me that thing sounds like it's already FUBAR.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 9:47,
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Always enjoyed a good klaxon, hooter or dive alarm
If it wasn't too nerdy I'd come up with a movie quiz where you have to identify the movie solely by sound effects
submarine dive alarm
yt channel with plenty of klaxons and others
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If you do return to your desk
Hit the e-stop. Don’t just grab your baseball cap.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 11:29,
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according to the poster he returned to get his phone
do e-stops have molly guards?
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Cool.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 6 Jun 2022, 22:58,
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Dennis Chambers does a blind interpretation of Tool's 'Schism'.
Absolutely mindblowing talent.
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This was really cool
I enjoyed the Enter Sandman one from a year ago on the back of your link www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd_UcjMusUA
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How to attack a lion
Maasai warriors demonstrate to a Japanese bloke how they'd take down a lion.
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It's Just Fucking Sad
This is what tourism has reduced the Maasai to - performing tricks for the tourists to turn a buck. The irony is that they are incredibly proud people and I was lucky enough to live with a community in Arusha for a bit where they let me photograph them in tradition dress. As soon as I got into the tribal lands all I got as kids running after my truck asking for money for performing this sort of bullshit.
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How I felt last night watching the Jubilee Concert
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 14:21,
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low budget version of Speed ?
Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb under your seat. Once you start waving your flag, the bomb is armed. If you wave the flag too quickly, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?
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Someone daring to show their true feelings
the Thought Police are getting sloppy
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 16:49,
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Yeah, but she was forced to attend at gunpoint, so I think she coped admirably.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 18:48,
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Haven’t you been paying attention? She’s bunked off most of it. She knew what was in store more than anyone.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 20:10,
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Showing her face twice was two times more than she wanted to
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 20:21,
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She thought it was just a fart...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 21:53,
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Standard (and glasscock be dammed!)
Yeah so glasscock ;) send all solicitors letters to :
Liz
London SW1A 1AA
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 13:36,
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Think it was the save the date advanced warning that was previously posted
but may have been the same link
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Varmint, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 13:44,
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b3ta.com/links/1587533
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 14:55,
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if he made noise like that, yes
Give me some decent blues any day of the week
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Would you like some John Mayer or Joe Bonama with your dad rock?
^ssa^
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 2:16,
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Yes it is, yes it is, yes it is, yes it is, yes it is - and no come backs!
Except perhaps for a couple of Dave Brubeck tracks, those are OK.
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Varmint, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 22:58,
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biddly biddly boo bop, ski bop
you've just been jazzed upon
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 7:33,
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Imagine if the Project Binky lads could get hold of this much funk
They might have enough to finish the damn thing
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Greenbat, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 17:50,
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Tally Ho will have sailed across the Atlantic before Binky is finished.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 11:31,
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It looks like he was having a wank
rather than playing the keyboard
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 9:07,
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Can't have a clavinet thread without a link to Hervé
Saw these guys live - a very excellent gig:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yWOzc7lkPs
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d0gbyte, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 17:11,
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Same as he ever was
F'K me, this predates everything.
Top marks to the original creator.
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This top stuff
*applauds heartily* (also is it you doing the vocals? impressive mimicry skills)
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 15:50,
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Can’t believe I missed that.
Five stars.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 18:51,
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Awesome
I've only seen low-res videos of the big ones until now, so to have high quality video and an explanation of how they work gets a very hard clicking from me!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 4 Jun 2022, 23:45,
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KNO3
LOOKSLIKEKNOB!HAHAHAHA!
Sorry, but I used to add a line on the bottles at school
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 3:07,
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I'd always thought they were just a load of rockets on a bamboo frame
Not a rotating mass of perforated steel pipe bomb. Amazing stuff.
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Varmint, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 9:47,
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When you replace the ending dance in Dirty Dancing with The Muppets theme tune
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 4 Jun 2022, 15:33,
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Fits perfectly, a definite improvement.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 4 Jun 2022, 17:56,
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It probably would be a kind of torture to make me watch Dirty Dancing.
Still well made though.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 6:14,
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Rise of 'Auditors' in the UK.
Where do you stand on these boys? They seem to antagonize cops in the name of PINAC.
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Post the proper link from a PC, not your phone
then it should pop up automagically.
/53...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 4 Jun 2022, 15:31,
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Cheers,I'm on a kindle, my laptop doesn't allow b3ta since the crash a few years back. Us oul lads should stick together lol
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remove the mobile "m." from the link, I think.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 4 Jun 2022, 16:34,
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Change youtu.be/ to youtube.com/watch?v=
Yes, it is a pain in the arse.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 4 Jun 2022, 23:44,
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Bunch of bell ends all
Imho
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Jun 2022, 15:06,
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Yeah they do seem to be just looking an argument. ..and youtoob views. Must be making a fair amount of money out of it.
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Could you imagine a real auditor acting like that?
"Mr Williams, the financial dept is ready for you."
"I do not like the way you are looking at me, and you are standing too close."
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I'm glad there are people like AB antagonising these kinds of dishonest police officers.
The comments section is a batshit gateway into the world of Oath-keepers and Sovereign Citizens though.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 4 Jun 2022, 16:39,
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I'm all for keeping the police accountable
But behaving in a way that is inevitably going to make them suspicious (with fairly good reason IMHO) is helping to do what? I'm sure it doesn't meet the criteria for wasting police time but I'd love to hear the police tell them to fuck off and stop being complete knobs.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 4 Jun 2022, 19:47,
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This^
The only thing that they'll achieve is that the government will legislate to make their antics illegal. Resulting in the police actually behaving as they make out.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 4 Jun 2022, 20:10,
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How about,
they just get on with the job of enforcing the law, and ignore random people who are not breaking the law at all...
Just a thought, but maybe I'm old fashioned, and in fact the purpose of the police is now to stand around outside, letting themselves get drawn into pointless arguments, and calling for backup when their ego gets bruised.
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Are you seriously suggesting
That they shouldn't challenge someone wandering round a load of police vehicles in a car park that very clearly says "Police only" on the entrance?
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 15:46,
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i believe they need someone to follow them around filming them to make sure they're auditing honestly
and so on, ad infinitum
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 0:26,
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I'm generally suspicious of a group that decides they need their own name.
And if that name happens to be a copy of what some self-righteous Youtube Yanks ascribe to themselves they can fuck right off.
Film the police if you think you must, but take a leaf from David Attenborough's book* and don't involve yourself.
*Since this week ought to be about real national treasures.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 6:23,
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Non-participant observer Attenborough 'here we see the majesty of this species' vs
Participant observer Attenborough 'my enjoyment of these mating rituals has, I fear, lessened with age'
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What if you don't involve yourself,
but they just walk up to you and start a fishing conversation?
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Experimental Video Feedback film with self built synthesizer music
Keep an eye for this at Buckingham Palace tonight, somewhere between Mabel and Gary Barlow.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sat 4 Jun 2022, 10:15,
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Does he still have his column in Practical Classics?
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jonbob loves you, Sat 4 Jun 2022, 6:01,
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47 minutes?
What the hell is wrong with you?
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 4 Jun 2022, 8:01,
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