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This is a link post Hello bay bee want a kiss?
Improve your bird's diction
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 21:11, Reply)
This is a link post I see them pair are out again.
Next...
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This is a normal post What's on the end of the stick, Vic?

(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Is her bosom made of plaster of paris?
Why doesn't it oscillate as she gyrates?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 4:52, Reply)
This is a normal post If you're not their agent/manager I'll eat my fucking hat!

(, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It'll be nice when they do stop
It'll mean that he's finally plucked up the courage to stand up to her. Their relationship seems quite unhealthy
(, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post It does come across as almost abusive
He's far, FAR better than this - utterly tragic that she's managed to reduce the lifelong musical genius to a comedy side character in Lockdown Wife Tits Weekly
(, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post In every interview I've seen he so obviously dotes on her
It's lovely to watch (not these videos mind, those less so)
(, Tue 19 Jul 2022, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post She seems quite depressed about her career stalling
She didn't have kids but perhaps she thought she'd concentrate on her music instead. It didn't work out.

I think he would do anything to help but this isn't helping imo.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2022, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post in compensation: tits

(, Wed 20 Jul 2022, 4:54, Reply)
This is a link post I've grown a bit tired of live music in my middle-age. But Extreme Elvis looks like a fucking great night out! NSFW
Skip to 3:58 to avoid the technical issues at the start of the show.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Wondering how i didnt know this existed!
Happy that it does, bonkers complete. Click
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I've gone from never, ever wanting to see an Elvis impersonator
to wishing that I had!
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Be careful what you wish for!
"Extreme Elvis performs Elvis covers as psycho dramas, utilizing bodily fluids such as piss, vomit and shit (often parts of his performance will include EE singing an Elvis song while taking a shit) and generally going all–in, giving a truly life-altering performance."
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that went me down a rabbit hole!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx0Bape3wsE
"What makes this Elvis extreme? Well for starters he's fat, homeless and naked. Evening magazine tonight at seven"
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 21:20, Reply)
This is a link post day 8 of the Nagoya Basho, you skinny, under-fed, bony b3tards

(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Lithe and svelt actually.
Bloody chubby chasers.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post The inept referee in the main event... SMH.
He nearly made me forget how much I now hate Takakeisho the hungry hamster. Did you see his match against Ichinojo the other day? He thought his top knot was pulled so just gave up and started crying to the judges.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I want them to wrestle actual giant radioactive hamsters.

(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Keisho probably has the life expectancy of a giant radioactive hamster, so there's that.

(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought they were supposed to be fairly healthy.
Unless they keep the calories up after giving up competition.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Relatively healthy compared to an 'average' person of that BMI, I'd imagine.

(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post For athletic type compare them to strongmen, powerlifters, superheavyweights, etc.
An average person with the same BMI as is not remotely capable of keeping up with them.

They might live longer though.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you really compare them to those groups, though?
I'd imagine the average bodybuilder is maybe about 250lbs? What's the average Rikishi? Nearing double that on some occasions, I'm sure.
Strongmen are probably a fairer comparison, but even then I'd assume they have a fair bit more muscle mass than a Sumo and a lot of these guys end up having to cut back eventually because of weight-related issues. I'd assume their cardio is likely fairly comparable to a Sumo's, too.

They're undoubtedly in better physiological condition than somebody of an equal weight riding around the supermarket on a mobility scooter, but I don't think you could ever be that size and be regarded as completely 'healthy''.

Edit: Also, isnt there something about Sumos drinking obscene amounts of alcohol?
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they're the fairest comparison, yeah.
Sumo wrestlers are like strongmen and powerlifters (rather than bodybuilders) in that their muscle is for strength, not for show.

There are no weight divisions, and you get all shapes and sizes when you take the lower divisions into account (most rikishi start out as skinny or average build).

The top 3 divisions are mostly dominated by larger men, but you see 90-100kg guys doing exceptionally well sometimes. Enho, Ishiura, and Midorifuji are very good fun to watch right now, and the great Takanoyama went very far for a very skinny gaijin.

You also see some wrestlers who are more muscly than chubby, e.g. Kotoeko, Tochinochin, and the iconic Chiyonofuji back in the day (cough-steroids-cough).

There is a tradition of rikishi enjoying wine, women and song with their benefactor super-fans, but it's ostensibly discouraged. Bringing scandal and disrepute to the sport is very much frowned upon, and I get the impression that the most important rule is don't get caught.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 1:26, Reply)
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Sumo groupies must be quite flat.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post When you carry around that much weight, it takes a lot more to get drunk.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 2:12, Reply)
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I feel like I need to drop this story about Andre the Giant here:
drunkard.com/10_06_andre_giant/
(, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha I'd forgotten about that magazine.
Andre's liver must have been enormous.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post It's... Complicated. Nutrition is not a settled science, everyone is different, etc.
Generally speaking those with larger frames and who carry a lot of fat must have quite developed musculature underneath (and you can absolutely see that is the case with some).

But Takakeisho is a short man who breaks a sweat and gasps for air when merely standing up, and his matches rarely go longer than 3-7 seconds. Once he's headbutted and slapped and pushed you a few times, he's in oxygen debt. 0-cardio training.

Unless he retires soon I doubt he'll make it to 40.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post He's pretty fucked then.
*feels better about the smoking and beer*

On the subject of nutrition, I am pretty sure human problems with nutrition are mainly because we have lost touch with the sensations from our digestive system. It uses more serotonin than the brain and has an extensive nervous system.
A recent small study gave a range of primates unlimited access to food, only the humans involved ate to excess.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You clearly haven't met my dog.
He had a sore tummy a few days ago, but still insisted on eating. I've never witnessed an animal dry heave so heavily between mouthfuls and carry on regardless.

He taught himself how to sit, too. Sitting on their arse isn't a very natural or comfortable position for a greyhound due to how they're built, so we never bothered to teach him a 'sit' command. One day we were filling our gobs full of bourbon creams and all of a sudden ‐ *plop*, he sits his arse down and stares at us expectedly. Unreal. Fat shit.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit different from primates, it will vary.
I'm guessing a labrador?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Greyhound.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't associate them with being overweight.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post He's certainly not overweight by traditional dog standards.
But by greyhound standards he's a bit of a beefer.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2022, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice and shiny though.
If I took a photo in my house, someone might phone social services.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2022, 15:55, Reply)
This is a link post Advanced Aquaria Discussion Forum thread
Flowerhorn, Blood Parrots and Other Hybrids
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This is a normal post Knobheads

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This is a normal post Not mentioning KOK in the title…come on

(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Okay, more transparency next time (ie, glassKOK)

(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 21:09, Reply)
This is a link post She's Scrambling My Brain!
I'm currently re-watching the first three safe in the knowledge that the last two will be worse. What happened to spoof films anyway?
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 4:23, Reply)
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Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer completely destroyed the genre with a whole host of lazy films. Date Movie, Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, Vampires Suck, and the later Scary Movies all came out within three years. They were all shit.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Disappointed
I was expecting an hilarious 9/11 spoof given the title
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Well acted, produced and written spoofs take time and money
Cheaper, shorter spoofs with a no-name cast that are less professionally produced and written can often be just as funny and are often found on popular websites.

That second part is a guess and I'd guess those that make them also might make money from them if they are popular
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's a brilliant video from Eddache
(previously of this parish) www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DvBBSfQ934
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the 3rd one was the only watchable film
of the whole lot. They may have gone off a bit on the '8 Mile' parody instead of sticking to spoofing horrors, but it didn't half upset Eminem fans. I once, honestly, heard someone say 'they shouldn't have been allowed to do that, they should have stuck to horror films'. Anyway, they had far more higher profile rappers cameo at the end than 8 Mile did!
Scratch that - if we're talking spoofs in general, 'Not Another Teen Movie' is still the best. Loads of excellent sight gags in the background too, like the bookshelf in the library marked 'Weird Science' and the 'Anthony Michael (dining) Hall'.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2022, 18:42, Reply)
This is a link post SKELETON WARRIORS (1994)
I just binged this over 2 nights.

Pretty fucking awesome theme tune.

Story knowingly rips off Dune, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Arthurian legend, and loads of other stuff.

Full series 13 episode playlist here:
www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLk4EFPdMalIJPw4xyPXxTFr_nBZ3jm2AM
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 1:52, Reply)
This is a link post DJ Rap Vs Kate Bush 2022 Drum and Bass Mix Bootleg
Always liked DJ Raps stuff, but this is filthy and I love it
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 23:31, Reply)
This is a link post if there is something strained and your funk ain't good - who ya gonna call?
Ray Parker Jr Seminar
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This is a normal post seminar is a weird description, more a concert with a bit of chat
he's a more versatile, talented, musician than I had him pegged, not that I'd listened to much of his non-ghostbuster material
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 3:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft pegged

(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 3:47, Reply)
This is a link post Michael Flatley self-financed film "Blackbird" is near to being released after 4 years, and it's going to be great
and by great I mean fuckin' shite
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't even need to follow the link
that is going to be a proper shitshow
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 12:25, Reply)
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I'm sold!
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Self financed?
Hope he can afford to advertise it on the side of a bus.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post One bus?
Probably.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post But what about the catering?

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Ha!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks a bit like Ray Winstone

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This is a normal post Good god

(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! What a great spoof trailer!
Eh?

Really?

Oh.

Oh dear.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking night terrors
Worked on Riverdance for a month ...still have the cold shivers...nope nope nope.. same music day in day out 3 shows a day...
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post "Dares more to Oirland dan dis"

(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post can you smell gas?

(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 21:06, Reply)
This is a link post no teddy today today I made this!
an experiment
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post *CLICK*

(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Mail-order bride?

(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent

(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
please
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed
this song about an incel bear ordering a realdoll from the internet. Have a clicky.

I particularly enjoyed the sex scene at the end.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post hello

(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post thank u
your appreciation is much appreciated, maybe iill write some more childish punk pop - toddler angst - arrrrrgghhhhh
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I really like this. However:
The walking bass line during the verse is distractingly similar to the hook from Green Day's Longview. I'm sure it was completely unintentional, but it's just one of those things I'm completely unable to unhear now.
Besides that, wonderful stuff!
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Preparing children for the vicissitudes of online purchasing.

(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post well that was great
thank you
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 2:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely.
Something tells me you were on the Blur side.
Is nice.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 6:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Top stuff!
My daughter will love that.
*clicks*
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Didnt know that Step On was a cover version.
Love the original, good post! Click
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bztwpkhen_Q
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This is a link post "It can't be that good" :-D NSFW
distant sexual moans disrupt tennis match
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 2:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Love all

(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 2:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems odd that American TV is quite happy to broadcast (some of) the sounds of somebody getting pumped
But show a pair of tits and there would be complete outrage.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 7:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Never date a tennis player
Love means nothing to them
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post What a racket.

(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post New balls, please.

(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Backhand forehand, backhand forehand, deuce!
#veryoldjoke
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 3:50, Reply)
This is a link post Much better
My God is Wanda annoying.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 1:56, Reply)
This is a link post A choreographed dance club
many views but gc said no
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 0:35, Reply)
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I miss the Nigel Lithgoe Dancers
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 4:56, Reply)
This is a link post Who's Out There ? NASA 1975
Orson Welles and Carl Sagan Discuss Aliens
(, Fri 15 Jul 2022, 23:45, Reply)
This is a link post Another one of those AI image generators that creates what you type
It's quite good, worth connecting to it on Discord to try out (you only get so many free images though, something like 20)

This, apparently, is a B3Tard


(, Fri 15 Jul 2022, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Do Sockcooker!

(, Fri 15 Jul 2022, 22:10, Reply)
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Not sure what you expected, but


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This is a normal post Pedro should be told about this.

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This is a link post White Wedding Musicless Video

(, Fri 15 Jul 2022, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Giggled at the guitar.

(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post billyidolsansmusique
this made my day. reminds me of Jacques Tati using ping pong balls for footsteps. i laughed out loud. i laughed inwardly. thank you for this.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post this was excellent
particularly liked the farty pvc noises.
(, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 2:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Weren't they popular in the 70s? Kept Creme Brulee off the number one spot?

(, Fri 15 Jul 2022, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post With Cheese Fondue in at no.3.

(, Fri 15 Jul 2022, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheese Fondue are on upstairs at the Lord Nelson tonight
Tickets £5 on the door. Think they’ve got Itchy Scrote supporting.
(, Fri 15 Jul 2022, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes but I used the GEL

(, Fri 15 Jul 2022, 23:13, Reply)
This is a link post Stupid remainers scared of the heat
woke warriors the lot of 'em.
(, Fri 15 Jul 2022, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post This is why i voted brexit
If only boris had been free to get on with what the people voted for we wouldn't have this horrible forrin weather coming over here taking our jobs and stealing our women and being on benefits and stealing our jobs and clogging up the nhs and speaking all different.
(, Fri 15 Jul 2022, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post John Hayes is fucking nutter though

(, Fri 15 Jul 2022, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I am shocked, shocked that this brain damaged, climate science denying, hard Brexit isolationist, daft culture warrior, keeps saying dumb shit.

(, Fri 15 Jul 2022, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post They wheel them out to outrage millennials.

(, Fri 15 Jul 2022, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to be working for them.

(, Fri 15 Jul 2022, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post He's going to be pretty sweaty on Monday by the looks of it

(, Fri 15 Jul 2022, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Shouldn't this be a Sun article

(, Fri 15 Jul 2022, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
Sun Daily Mash
(, Fri 15 Jul 2022, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(, Fri 15 Jul 2022, 23:21, Reply)

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