Why doesn't it oscillate as she gyrates?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 4:52, Reply)
It'll mean that he's finally plucked up the courage to stand up to her. Their relationship seems quite unhealthy
(, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 21:43, Reply)
He's far, FAR better than this - utterly tragic that she's managed to reduce the lifelong musical genius to a comedy side character in Lockdown Wife Tits Weekly
(, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 22:28, Reply)
It's lovely to watch (not these videos mind, those less so)
(, Tue 19 Jul 2022, 12:03, Reply)
She didn't have kids but perhaps she thought she'd concentrate on her music instead. It didn't work out.
I think he would do anything to help but this isn't helping imo.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2022, 12:33, Reply)
Skip to 3:58 to avoid the technical issues at the start of the show.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 18:28, Reply)
Happy that it does, bonkers complete. Click
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 20:12, Reply)
to wishing that I had!
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 20:31, Reply)
"Extreme Elvis performs Elvis covers as psycho dramas, utilizing bodily fluids such as piss, vomit and shit (often parts of his performance will include EE singing an Elvis song while taking a shit) and generally going all–in, giving a truly life-altering performance."
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 23:03, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx0Bape3wsE
"What makes this Elvis extreme? Well for starters he's fat, homeless and naked. Evening magazine tonight at seven"
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 21:20, Reply)
He nearly made me forget how much I now hate Takakeisho the hungry hamster. Did you see his match against Ichinojo the other day? He thought his top knot was pulled so just gave up and started crying to the judges.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 15:59, Reply)
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Unless they keep the calories up after giving up competition.
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An average person with the same BMI as is not remotely capable of keeping up with them.
They might live longer though.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 21:54, Reply)
I'd imagine the average bodybuilder is maybe about 250lbs? What's the average Rikishi? Nearing double that on some occasions, I'm sure.
Strongmen are probably a fairer comparison, but even then I'd assume they have a fair bit more muscle mass than a Sumo and a lot of these guys end up having to cut back eventually because of weight-related issues. I'd assume their cardio is likely fairly comparable to a Sumo's, too.
They're undoubtedly in better physiological condition than somebody of an equal weight riding around the supermarket on a mobility scooter, but I don't think you could ever be that size and be regarded as completely 'healthy''.
Edit: Also, isnt there something about Sumos drinking obscene amounts of alcohol?
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 22:47, Reply)
Sumo wrestlers are like strongmen and powerlifters (rather than bodybuilders) in that their muscle is for strength, not for show.
There are no weight divisions, and you get all shapes and sizes when you take the lower divisions into account (most rikishi start out as skinny or average build).
The top 3 divisions are mostly dominated by larger men, but you see 90-100kg guys doing exceptionally well sometimes. Enho, Ishiura, and Midorifuji are very good fun to watch right now, and the great Takanoyama went very far for a very skinny gaijin.
You also see some wrestlers who are more muscly than chubby, e.g. Kotoeko, Tochinochin, and the iconic Chiyonofuji back in the day (cough-steroids-cough).
There is a tradition of rikishi enjoying wine, women and song with their benefactor super-fans, but it's ostensibly discouraged. Bringing scandal and disrepute to the sport is very much frowned upon, and I get the impression that the most important rule is don't get caught.
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I feel like I need to drop this story about Andre the Giant here:
drunkard.com/10_06_andre_giant/
(, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 10:03, Reply)
Andre's liver must have been enormous.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 15:59, Reply)
Generally speaking those with larger frames and who carry a lot of fat must have quite developed musculature underneath (and you can absolutely see that is the case with some).
But Takakeisho is a short man who breaks a sweat and gasps for air when merely standing up, and his matches rarely go longer than 3-7 seconds. Once he's headbutted and slapped and pushed you a few times, he's in oxygen debt. 0-cardio training.
Unless he retires soon I doubt he'll make it to 40.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 20:47, Reply)
*feels better about the smoking and beer*
On the subject of nutrition, I am pretty sure human problems with nutrition are mainly because we have lost touch with the sensations from our digestive system. It uses more serotonin than the brain and has an extensive nervous system.
A recent small study gave a range of primates unlimited access to food, only the humans involved ate to excess.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 15:39, Reply)
He had a sore tummy a few days ago, but still insisted on eating. I've never witnessed an animal dry heave so heavily between mouthfuls and carry on regardless.
He taught himself how to sit, too. Sitting on their arse isn't a very natural or comfortable position for a greyhound due to how they're built, so we never bothered to teach him a 'sit' command. One day we were filling our gobs full of bourbon creams and all of a sudden ‐ *plop*, he sits his arse down and stares at us expectedly. Unreal. Fat shit.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 19:00, Reply)
I'm guessing a labrador?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2022, 21:30, Reply)
But by greyhound standards he's a bit of a beefer.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2022, 9:22, Reply)
If I took a photo in my house, someone might phone social services.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2022, 15:55, Reply)
Flowerhorn, Blood Parrots and Other Hybrids
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 9:21, Reply)
I'm currently re-watching the first three safe in the knowledge that the last two will be worse. What happened to spoof films anyway?
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 4:23, Reply)
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer completely destroyed the genre with a whole host of lazy films. Date Movie, Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, Vampires Suck, and the later Scary Movies all came out within three years. They were all shit.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 10:37, Reply)
I was expecting an hilarious 9/11 spoof given the title
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 11:28, Reply)
Cheaper, shorter spoofs with a no-name cast that are less professionally produced and written can often be just as funny and are often found on popular websites.
That second part is a guess and I'd guess those that make them also might make money from them if they are popular
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 16:21, Reply)
(previously of this parish) www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DvBBSfQ934
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 22:48, Reply)
of the whole lot. They may have gone off a bit on the '8 Mile' parody instead of sticking to spoofing horrors, but it didn't half upset Eminem fans. I once, honestly, heard someone say 'they shouldn't have been allowed to do that, they should have stuck to horror films'. Anyway, they had far more higher profile rappers cameo at the end than 8 Mile did!
Scratch that - if we're talking spoofs in general, 'Not Another Teen Movie' is still the best. Loads of excellent sight gags in the background too, like the bookshelf in the library marked 'Weird Science' and the 'Anthony Michael (dining) Hall'.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2022, 18:42, Reply)
I just binged this over 2 nights.
Pretty fucking awesome theme tune.
Story knowingly rips off Dune, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Arthurian legend, and loads of other stuff.
Full series 13 episode playlist here:
www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLk4EFPdMalIJPw4xyPXxTFr_nBZ3jm2AM
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 1:52, Reply)
Always liked DJ Raps stuff, but this is filthy and I love it
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 23:31, Reply)
Ray Parker Jr Seminar
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 23:04, Reply)
he's a more versatile, talented, musician than I had him pegged, not that I'd listened to much of his non-ghostbuster material
(, Sun 17 Jul 2022, 3:30, Reply)
and by great I mean fuckin' shite
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 11:31, Reply)
that is going to be a proper shitshow
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 12:25, Reply)
Hope he can afford to advertise it on the side of a bus.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 13:59, Reply)
Worked on Riverdance for a month ...still have the cold shivers...nope nope nope.. same music day in day out 3 shows a day...
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 18:51, Reply)
this song about an incel bear ordering a realdoll from the internet. Have a clicky.
I particularly enjoyed the sex scene at the end.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 12:04, Reply)
your appreciation is much appreciated, maybe iill write some more childish punk pop - toddler angst - arrrrrgghhhhh
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 20:54, Reply)
The walking bass line during the verse is distractingly similar to the hook from Green Day's Longview. I'm sure it was completely unintentional, but it's just one of those things I'm completely unable to unhear now.
Besides that, wonderful stuff!
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 21:57, Reply)
www.theguardian.com/music/2022/jul/15/paul-ryder-happy-mondays-bassist-dies-aged-58
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 2:34, Reply)
Love the original, good post! Click
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 7:17, Reply)
distant sexual moans disrupt tennis match
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 2:25, Reply)
But show a pair of tits and there would be complete outrage.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2022, 7:28, Reply)
Orson Welles and Carl Sagan Discuss Aliens
(, Fri 15 Jul 2022, 23:45, Reply)
It's quite good, worth connecting to it on Discord to try out (you only get so many free images though, something like 20)
This, apparently, is a B3Tard

(, Fri 15 Jul 2022, 21:05, Reply)
this made my day. reminds me of Jacques Tati using ping pong balls for footsteps. i laughed out loud. i laughed inwardly. thank you for this.
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Tickets £5 on the door. Think they’ve got Itchy Scrote supporting.
(, Fri 15 Jul 2022, 20:07, Reply)
If only boris had been free to get on with what the people voted for we wouldn't have this horrible forrin weather coming over here taking our jobs and stealing our women and being on benefits and stealing our jobs and clogging up the nhs and speaking all different.
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