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This is a link post Well made "Chevron Oil" ad
Tells it like it is!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I like their honesty.
I'll take 10 barrels.
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 7:33, Reply)
This is a link post The Train
Youtube sitcom featuring Timkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Like Tim Key. And the great Alex Lowe,Clinton Baptiste.

(Terry hoosh, Mon 3 Oct 2022, 0:42, Reply)
This is a link post Kamikwasi tax principles

(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
Would have been nice to see the Welfare bill included in all that blank space though, and a lot of the other things they seem to think are worth cutting right now.

Then again, all of that could fit nicely, a few times over, into the money that's going to be given to the energy companies so that someone along the chain can make an obscene profit.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent way of visualising it.
Edit: Haven't seen the GE petition here, so
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/619781
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 29 Sep 2022, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to sign this one, but it was rejected :(
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/614626
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post First person dramas.
Be interested in who the users pick to be.
Sex scenes might get enormous audiences tricky to portray. I mean do you get to use yours or someone elses?

I should get a petition started to replace Truss with a AI sex robot, still disastrous but more entertaining.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 29 Sep 2022, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post People who choose to watch Cast Away from the POV of Wilson are going to be traumatised

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Starmer must be over the moon that
this panic has diverted almost all scrutiny away from his Great British Monorail Energy fantasy where he somehow manages to double onshore wind capacity, treble solar generation, and quadruple(!) offshore wind capacity as well as insulating 19 million homes and building a shitload of ecologically friendly foundries, factories and seaports in order to have the infrastructure and facilities required to realise all of the above ‐ all in the space of five years. Which somebody worked out would require something like building and erecting a wind turbine every single day for each of those five years.
A particularly impressive feat considering that unemployment currently sits at 3.6% and isn't likely to grow by much considering the current economic situation. I suppose we'll just have to ship in the workforce from somewhere else.

To be fair (besides getting hold of the raw materials), the solar bit will be easy enough. In order to be eligible for Great British Energy, the Government can just mandate that every domestic rooftop in the country is retrofitted with a PV array which feeds directly into Starmer's network. Socialist energy production for the greater good!

I mean, Starmer's plans are nice in principle and all, but at least the Tories plans might work out. Starmer's are just bonkers.

The biggest problem is that Truss is a sexy idiot. But she's essentially a meat puppet (as most PM's are). So let's hope her cabinet are slightly better suited to the job.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post WTFAYBOA?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Truss plan risky bad. Maybe no worky.
Starmer plan silly bad. Big no worky.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe?
Seriously?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe as in:
Still significantly more likely than Starmer's suggestion. Its a choice between probably getting fucked, or definitely getting fucked. Bad fucked. Scum bad.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
How do you block people on b3ta?

Asking for a friend
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Every new build house should be a windmill.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post And we can all be provided with pedal dynamos under our desks to help contribute whilst at work.
In exchange for government subsidised food/energy vouchers. Will help to combat obesity, too. Starmer might actually be a genius.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Sterling is now worthless, let's start trading in Merits

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You are bonkers.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post *scrolls down /links*

Thinks: Oh look, a wall of text replying to a post. Perchance is it Swagatha Christie treating everyone to his latest fascinating stream-of-consciousness Important Opinions?

*keeps scrolling*

*keeps scrolling*

Thinks: Well, blow me! What are the chances? It is. Thank goodness I scrolled past it, fuck wasting minutes of my life on that utterly self-absorbed yet utterly lacking in self-awareness shiteswamp.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Minutes?
Yikes. So, you didn't read it? Still took time to compose a reply, regardless. Hmm.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I've read it now.
You're a fucking idiot.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You think Starmer's plan holds water then?
Interesting. Are there any specific points of my reply you disagree with, or are you simply sorting to ad hominem out of frustration/anger?
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you're a fucking idiot.
Which part of that are you struggling with?
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm blocking you as you consistently degrade my enjoyment of this amazing site.

Before I do I summon Anthonyb3ta70100 to work his magic on you.

(Magic may require user pressing ignore)
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 3:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Bye, then.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't feed the challenged
Ignore them and they will live their miserable existence shouting into the wind
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Who is "somebody" ?

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post His numbers are off by quite a bit, actually.
CAT suggests we'd need an additional 13,000 offshore turbines and 3,500 onshore turbines. Granted, that's the number required to reach zero carbon. But I'd imagine the numbers required to make the UK largely self-sufficient in regards to domestic energy production won't be far off that number. At a rate of one turbine per day, we'd be looking at 1,825 turbines built over a 5 year period.
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post its almost like starmers treating global warming like it's a real problem requiring a response

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 3:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not suggesting otherwise.
I'm simply suggesting that Starmer's response is completely impractical. The vast cost of such a project would absolutely eclipse the current government's tax cuts (money we'd still need to borrow), and the likelihood of completing such a project at all - never mind over the space of 5 years - when we neither have the workforce, nor the existing infrastructure to support such a project is practically nil. The road to hell is paved with good intentions
It's somewhat telling how angry people get when you criticise Starmer's plan. I suppose they just don't like to be reminded that we're almost certainly fucked either way.
We should have known that was the case since Brexit, though. I guess people just like burying their heads in the sand.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 7:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It may need some finessing

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post no it's not that
People simply object to being told what you think about things. Things that you clearly know nothing about. Over and over again, sometimes replying to yourself with different accounts to make it look like you've written something valuable. And who can blame them?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Uh?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I was curious, so I did some checking.
In 2021, we added 2,645 megawatts of wind turbine capacity. (Statistica)

Best case scenario, an average on-short wind turbine can generate 2.5-3MW of power. ( (WindEurope)

I can't find accurate data for how many turbines we installed, but we can estimate in the last year we installed around 1000 wind turbines in 2021, or 2.73 a day. That was without a massive push by a government to do so. Also, in 2020, 24% of our energy came from wind turbines, and that number has obviously increased since then (ONS).

Also, the Conservatives already committed to building loads more turbines by 2030, and the right-wingers I have spoken to seem to believe that our main infrastructure should never have been privatised, so Starmer's plans aren't totally bonkers.

I do appreciate, though, that we don't have a workforce skilled in these disciplines, and our skill shortages do line up with the kinds of skills required for big engineering (Gov.uk shortage occupations tracker) - but I do also contest why are we wanting to re-invest heavily in short term energy engineering projects like fracking or re-opening coal mines (which too would be government funded), when we can expand our renewables? Surely that would be a better investment?

Maybe the people I speak to are in the minority, but I live in a decidedly blue county, and the few right-leaners who dislike Labour with a passion agree that one of the biggest mistakes we made as a country was to privatise our infrastructure. And nationalising things does tend to stabilise how much things cost, even if they don't work as efficiently.
 (I helped save b3ta! The MooseBlaster, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't get me wrong. I'm absolutely against fracking and the re-opening of coal mines.
I'm also completely in support of publicly owned infrastructure. I also think that absolutely in our best interests to focus on green, renewable energy.
Starmer's ideology is sound. But he's either completely ignorant of the size of the undertaking he's proposing or (more likely) well aware that it's completely unachievable but knows it will be a big vote winner with the Social Media users come GE time.

If he wins the GE (which looks extremely likely at present), then I genuinely wish him all the best. But I don't expect him to follow through on his promises. It'll be interesting to see how Hoppity, Garold and co employ their mental gymnastics to excuse that one. Probably still going to blame the Tories, somehow.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Look, I'm not a cheerleader for this
not paying too much attention to be honest. It's a long way to a GE and I'm gonna assume that they'll have to do some pretty solid costings because Labour won't get the free ride from the DM & Tel that the tories do. There will be fuckloads of scrutiny so I'm just gonna sit back and see how it plays out.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post somebody said otherwise
there's no disputing such impeccable sources
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Stranglewank.
I'm calling it.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Shat herself to death.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Whilst glue sniffing.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 29 Sep 2022, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I hear she cried all the water out of her body

(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 29 Sep 2022, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a fucking disgrace.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post In all seriousness
I haven't seen much of the Corgis since Lizzie snuffed it. Didn't they have a reputation for being somewhat sociopathic? Maybe they sensed weakness/illness and mauled her to death.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post She left instructions that her burial outfit be made of their skins

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Bequeathed to Andrew.
Along with a note: “I spent years cleaning up your shite, now it’s your turn.”
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 21:02, Reply)
This is a link post It's all over. Facebook can make fake AI generated videos now.
Once this gets out no teenage boy will ever leave their bedroom again
Meta’s new text-to-video AI generator is like DALL-E for video


 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to see a video of Zuckerberg playing with it,
just to see what sort of bland prompts his brain comes up with.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post "People telling me they like me"

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post On a related note, I just
clicked on a metaverse link by mistake.

It was as much fun as going to an empty nightclub on your own in your forties would be in real life.

edit: Sober.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's only the middle aged and pensioners on facebook so I think the teenagers will be safe.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the ironic teenagers who are still there
I'm worried for them
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 22:03, Reply)
This is a link post Tell you what, Liz, just do local radio - nobody'll be listening and they'll give you an easy ride
It won't be any hard-hitting questions like you'd get on Today, only a few minutes for each. Bosh. Done.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post she is a fucking prick whose only redeeming feature is her hastening of the end of this period of Tory rule

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hear, hear!
Roll on Great British Energy!
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I know you have that weird thing for her, but seriously, how anyone other than the Tory members who voted for her can approve of what she's doing is beyond me

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Sep 2022, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I think even the tory membership
is starting to look at the value of their investments, the cost of buying anything (Barbara, I don't think we're going to be able to buy a new Mercedes SUV this year any more) and wondering if giving all this money to hedge fund managers was such a great idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post meh, my best performing pension pot is pretty much the same value it was at the beginning of August, and still up over 20% from Dec 2019
Markets might have tanked but it's a great time to be investing.
 (Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Sep 2022, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post and I'm ecstatic about base rate going up, I just got a huge new mortgage on a five year fix, the rate's currently only 3 bps over base

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Sep 2022, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana-
Maggie Thatcher can you hear me? Maggie Thatcher I have a message for you, your tribute act took a hell of a beating
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me
I mean I know that as a leftie metropolitan elite libtard I'm probably not gonna listen to this without a smidge of prejudice but really. REALLY, what the fucking hell are they thinking? She's left a huge vacuum for the last week that's been filled skillfully and effectively by the opposition and this is how she chooses to face the media?

She has been tenderised like a steak by this crowd.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post and just think how much worse the media coverage would have been if it had been a Labour government that had caused this chaos

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Sep 2022, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Say what you like about Liz
she's not made a fool of herself eating a bacon sandwich.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post tell you what, Sunak might be brown but at least he knows what he's doing with money

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Sep 2022, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, well the membership didn't like all that talk of fiscal responsibility
they wanted excitement.

I must say, I'm very much looking forward to the Tory Conference. Just to get an idea of how much things have changed in the last year this article is always worth re-reading. I find it almost unbelievable that it's less than 12 months old:

www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/oct/10/like-all-cults-borisology-is-detached-from-reality-and-destined-to-end-badly
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
b3ta.com/questions/imsorryivewrittenajoke/post2636206
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post VG

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post "...likely to reduce bills by up to 5% ..."
Firm commitments there then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That might have sounded nice
If it hadn't been drowned out by the screaming audience. What on earth is that all about?
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 7:46, Reply)
This is a normal post They were clearly overwhelmed by the cultural significance of it all.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 7:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Phwoar, I'd play his 200 year-old crystal flute IYKWIM

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 8:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean his glass cock?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post bindun.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Twerk

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all a bit fucking weird, really.
Considering the flute's original owner was a huge slave enthusiast, for somebody such as Lizzo who has been so outspoken previously in support of equal rights to hold up the flute and regard it as some kind of valuable relic of American history seems somewhat morally ambiguous.
But it is a fucking crystal flute, though! So I suppose that totally overrides any ethically questionable history surrounding the piece. Plus, I'm sure none of those 'bitches' in the audience are really that concerned about the provenance surrounding the instrument. Or perhaps I've totally misread the crowd and they're actually just screaming at the thought of the flute having the power to raise James Madison's vengeful, slave hungry corpse from the dead.
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a fancy vape to me
also - Flute player plays flute at concert is a bit of a non-story, even if it's an old flute that's got a bit of the Swaravsky about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop saying 'flute'!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 Sep 2022, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Woodwind American?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post If you've got it, flaut it.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 29 Sep 2022, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post She’s a big lass. I hope she doesn’t sit on it.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like she blew it.

(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:34, Reply)
This is a link post Batmetal.


(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 6:58, Reply)
This is a normal post likey likey
like like!
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooo candles, happy candles

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post 20 happy flaming candles up your bum

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy b3taday

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 20:32, Reply)
This is a link post Sounds electronic somehow
Recording seems quiet.
Death's head hawkmoth screaming


 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 29 Sep 2022, 2:34, Reply)
This is a link post How they shot the action sequences for True Lies in camera
Excellent essay on the making of a classic 90s actioner.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 28 Sep 2022, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post "she's stealing from you to pay for her abortion"
Some great lines in that movie
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 8:37, Reply)
This is a link post We are all stardust
Melancholy or motivating?
I reckon three replies in before MAGA makes an entrance.
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I like Cristina's
version of that.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too
Remember taping it off Annie Nightingale one Sunday night. I must have been eleven, Wore that tape out listening to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post If you haven't explored further,
her albums are both pretty good, especially Sleep It Off.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post My Dad had this played at his funeral
Still pulls at my heartstrings, tough to listen to.

One of the greatest songs ever recorded
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 1:10, Reply)
This is a link post For those that care
a tiny bit of news about the next Deadpool movie.

Apologies for the twatter link
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post And this will make my penis longer, yes?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It should
but only if you care about seeing those two get it on.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 18:12, Reply)
This is a link post Bringing you Prufrock's opinions tomorrow, today

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post do swaggo next

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Sep 2022, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you upset at Kwasi Kwarteng’s policies? There, there, Benny. You can console yourself by telling everyone that he’s not really black.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you *not* upset?
Right now, even the IMF are weighing in against them. Would be interested to hear you defend them.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be interested in getting Cerebus back to talk us through how his left-leaning brexit went

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post why don't you care about the massive damage caused by those policies over the last few days?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Sep 2022, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh do pipe down, you bumptious, tedious twat. Swaggy’s over there, go and pull her pigtails.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha priceless!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Sep 2022, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
Is he seriously suggesting that the crash in the pound is due to traders pricing in a potential Labour government in *checks calendar* three years time?
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post another upset Tory making excuses for the monumental cock up caused by spazzy Truss

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Sep 2022, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Website called 'Conservative Home' in Tory bias shocker.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.theguardian.com/business/2022/sep/27/tory-donor-says-bets-against-uk-government-bonds-gifts-that-keep-giving

Tory donors would say otherwise.

I can't help but wonder why Kwasi Kwarteng is going to not stand for MP next term? It couldn't possibly be that some of his very rich friends are going to offer him a token post in their company for his 'services to business'...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post guess who that fat shed's first wife was

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Rob Manuel?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Sep 2022, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Mark Thatcher?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Veronica Moser?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post jfc

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to google her
and I still don't get it
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It's quite niche

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
iche utty
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
-h
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 28 Sep 2022, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
Revoltingness aside, I thought faecal matter was actually poisonous ... microorganisms etc that really should stay in the lower half of the digestive system?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably mildly toxic rather than poisonous.
I'm not sure you'd fancy going on the swings after eating one, but I'd imagine you could build up a resistance to third party poo pretty quickly.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I'm certainly not going to experiment

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post If you've ever had ice in your drink it's probably too late.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 1:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It's chocolate really*.
I keep telling myself.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 28 Sep 2022, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post JFC

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I think if I'd known (as i do now after googling) she was the undisputed Queen of scat porn
when i first read the comment that would have been a good joke. I shall now remember her name to drop into polite conversation in future.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Wed 28 Sep 2022, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 28 Sep 2022, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Politics, now a religion substitute.
WTF is wrong with people, this thread reads like a UK translation of a US one, we used to be a separate country.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 28 Sep 2022, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess that people will discuss politics in moderate terms
when it returns to a moderate position.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You have a point.
If only they could distinguish between thoughts and feelings, between philosophy and religion. *shrugs*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 28 Sep 2022, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Going by Benny's post history
I suspect he was molested by a Tory in his youth. brb/Tony Hayers/whatever account he's posting under these days will just oppose whoever is currently in power in order to continue being a contrary little brat - I don't think he really has an identity of his own.

I imagine that if you locked all the b3ta politicunts in a room together, the discord would rather quickly deteriorate into a sweaty middle-aged gangbang. It's all chest beating at the end of the day.
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post woah, I am NOT a brb account.
Man, that's harsh.
 (Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 28 Sep 2022, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post But fair.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, of course you'd deny it...

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post A BDSM sweaty middle-aged gangbang with the wrong sort of tits.
*out damned image, out I say*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 28 Sep 2022, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post + at The George

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey look he's using both accounts now.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Great British Energy sounds well good.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 17:19, Reply)
This is a link post Cooking With Children
Full playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKnlxp7ZpNh7_4n-jVKP6BwLyUj-SRZSb

Now excuse me, I’m off to fetch some milt.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It's what Ian Rush drinks

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 0:37, Reply)
This is a link post [Spoiler] don't press play if, you haven't seen the Venture Bros yet
Struggling to find a valid reason why... Enjoy the end of operation prom, featuring Pulp.
Season 4 Finale featuring 'Like a Friend' by Pulp | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim


 (Farty Funkhouser, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Boo.
I thought that they’d finally released that bloody film.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't imagine they're even 1/4 done with that yet.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 0:11, Reply)

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