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This is a link post Tidings of comfort and joy.


(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post He didn't have to go to Canada to talk about tidal stream energy
when we are doing it here in the UK
(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post What better way to advocate for green energy
than by taking an unnecessary transatlantic flight?
(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post He walked there....?

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post He's not really advocating for renewables, though
- he's explaining why it doesn't work in this location, despite everyone thinking it would.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
If the message of the video is anything, it’s that we should learn how to tidal power elsewhere before trying to tidal power there.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 8:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, okay.
I didn't actually watch the video. Probably should have!
(, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post that was succinct and thought-provoking

(, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 7:35, Reply)
This is a link post Official Bart Simpson's invisibility
Not floating clothes but at least an invisibility cloak. A 24-year old Bart Simpson from the future turns full invisible with an invisibility cloak. At the end Bart is a floating head.

This is not an edit, it's 100% official from the show.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post arseboon dilbaro

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post mods

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post arseboon dilbaro

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post You didn't this?

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
But he must have been what to the why on the where when the with meant the who at some point

Else how could be invisible?
(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I really think he dod ot

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post No. This is NOT a fanmade edit, it's 100% official from The Simpsons' production.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Suspiciously correct apostrophe usage from someone with such a loose grasp of English
I'm now committing to my previous speculative call of troll or sockpuppet
(, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely not Tony Hayers.

(, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be surprised

(, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post D*DF*V**

(, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh fuck no

(, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy birthday Anthonyb3ta70100
Hope you have an invisible one!
(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 22:53, Reply)
This is a link post 128 hours
the prequel, and in a cave.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing story
Not sure about the pictures though
(, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 8:55, Reply)
This is a link post Balls to the wall


(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
See also Frames of reference (1960) - which I'd post separately, but eh, it's my own GC from 2020.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That's no a fuckin' paradox.
On the drink early this week, Sock!

or just no off it yet?
(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:33, Reply)
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Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post New person?

(, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 1:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
This.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 23:47, Reply)
This is a link post About time...


Monkeypox to be renamed mpox to avoid stigma, says WHO


(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I know this will probably get a lot of people on here into a right lather,
but it's an eminently sensible move. Words have connotations, logical or not, and plenty of people around the world will stigmatise the disease and people with it because it's got "monkey" in the name. To a large extent the genie is already out of the bottle, but it's a move with clear benefits in terms of public health education, and no downside.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I can't speak for the rest of the board,
but I know that all my friends with Mpox will be absolutely delighted that they will no longer be stigmatised for having a sexually transmitted disease that presents as a blistery rash all over their mouth and bollocks.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I hear you can also catch it off 5G phone masts

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post wearing a mask won't help the spread but it will certainly cover those ugly dripping blisters from the rest of us

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Look if you're rubbing your mouth and bollocks against a 5G phone mast then you've only got yourself to blame

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not so bad
just as long as you're the first person to do it.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's great then, because they'll be more likely to seek treatment and less likely to spread it around even more.
When applied to a large population, this delight should result in fewer cases.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they should have moved a little further away than just remove five letters.
"Er, what does the M stand for?" Asks anyone with even a vaguely curious mind. "Monkey." Replies anyone who can remember anything that happened recently.

Remember when we were all calling Covid Corona? That Mexican brewery’s PR team somehow swung a rebrand. Should get them on the case.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Just tell everyone it stands for Mudweiser Pox

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't that a song by Hanson?

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Too slow, old man
b3ta.com/board/11382149
(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post as far as primates are concerned
monkeys are at a lower evolutionary stage than apes. humans are apes.

everyone feeling offended by "monkey" is just stupid/uneducated/a wanking cunt.

I vote for renaming to "apepox" then, AND ONLY THEN EXCLAMATION MARK, is anybody of the species homo sapiens allowed to ...

as if I care lol
(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Please elaborate on lower and higher evolutionary stages.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post brb's mum -> trilobite -> mudskipper -> scouser -> brummy -> ape -> homo sapien

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Not now, Eddie Vedder

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 18:26, Reply)
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Monkey is a really weird term - I had a very long-winded discussion about it, which at least resulted in me learning about paraphyletic grouping, and thence an amazing podcast called "No Such Thing as a Fish".
(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently monkey is an offensive term for black people.
I only found out that my Nan had been unjustly racially abusing me for years when Primark stopped selling that t-shirt.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently, 'Eggplant' also has racist connotations.
Looking forward to that bout of social media outrage.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure how I feel about this
because I caught it when I fucked an ox.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post So you got some Oxtail?

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post now he's got oxpox

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
Bullockist.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post B'gox

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Most non-human animal carriers of this virus are rodents
Monkeys are going to be safe now. Unlike chickens who are still persecuted and grilled for spreading chickenpox
(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post German Measles is well-deserved, though.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post M pox pox pox muzik
New York, London, Paris, Munich
Everybody talk about mmm - pox muzik
(, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheggers Gets Pox

(, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 9:05, Reply)
This is a link post Evolving Lego Nativity I made this!
I've returned to B3TA after a long time to drum up support for my Christmas fundraiser: and evolving Lego Nativity Scene, with the proceeds going to Macmillan.

Direct Justgiving link: www.justgiving.com/fundraising/stupidchristmasproject

Stupid Christmas Project – Raising money for Cancer Care with LEGO!


(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 0:40, Reply)
This is a link post Because why not
The tits return again.

(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post 21st Century Titzoid Man

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Braless and Nippleblack?
b3ta.com/links/1591548
(, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 2:58, Reply)
This is a normal post She
Used to prostitute, da?
(, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 18:50, Reply)
This is a link post Guy hacks a “TV Guardian” from the ‘80s
TV Guardian from the 80s that is used to filter out filthy naughty language from the TV in real time and also remove it from subtitles.

The interesting thing here I think is two fold, the ingenuity to get access to the data on the EEPROM chip as well as the list of “naughty” words that are programmed into the chip.

(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off

(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Up yours you Cunt

(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey at least he engaged!

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 5:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure what he expected
especially from someone called 'mr horrible'
(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Jerk Van Gay lols!

(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Piss off

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Wank

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Sod ‘er

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Direct link to
the text list of naughty words and mildly-amusing substitutions programmed in
(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Crud in my Jerk, Wow Face

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I watched that
The amount of effort they put in is stunning. I presume it worked by picking up the words from the subtitles yeah?
(, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I assume so.
I think it’s the only way it could do it.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 10:22, Reply)
This is a link post A vintage episode of Tiswas
Just because.

(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah Sally James.
Enough said.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Tizwaz
The night before Christmas....
(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Living in the Thames Television region, we had to get a lift to a mates house in Aylesbury (in the ATV region)to see Tiswas.
It's the only reason I've ever been to Aylesbury and now there is no reason to return.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 7:38, Reply)
This is a link post There are some races which I just don't like
The 800m is boring.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Racist...

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
Der Großer Preis von Monaco ist scheiße.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 19:49, Reply)
This is a link post I'm Writing Love Letters at McDonald's
The latest ballad from UK teen pop sensation Jim E. Brown

(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I see that “Ignore” has gained new features since I last used it.

(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd get a more positive response if you engage with people a little.

(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
13 messages in a year, all links, only 1 like on top of that.

What an engaged member.

Engaged... engorged?
(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Still infinitely preferable to being a well-established edgelord from /talk who needs to fuck off back there right now.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You need to be far more specific.

(, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake
That's not Princess Road Maccers, and the post-office is on Stretford Road, not Stratford.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Again? You're not even off the page yet

(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Why have you spelled "soars" wrongly on the back cover of your so-called autobiography:


But it is spelled correctly on page 10?
(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 20:04, Reply)
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b3ta.com/links/1596421
(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 22:09, Reply)
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b3ta.com/links/1596534
(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 23:27, Reply)
This is a link post SUMO Kyushu Basho 2022 Day 15
see you in 3 months
(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh the drama!
Spoiler free comments:
My hatred of Takakeisho has not diminished.

I nearly cried at the penultimate match.

All the tournament leaders, even the heart attack hamster, deserve a ton of credit, especially lowly ranked Oho.

Hoshuryu seems to have taken his yokozuna uncle's advice at last. Surely not long before he's promoted.

What the hell happened to Terutsuyoshi?? I guess he's heading to division 2.

See you in 2 months. ;)
(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 16:02, Reply)
This is a link post Bonzai railway
If you want a rabbithole, search z gauge.
And if you wish to disappear deeper into trainology, there's an astonishing amount of stuff trying to work out the island of Sodor.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 7:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Bonsai...

(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post bet bet bet

(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Banzai railway is more exciting.

(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 16:32, Reply)
This is a link post After three years of sitting on our arse the Rodeo Terrorists have a new song. I made this!
Probably shouldn’t have bothered, but we’re still here

(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 0:41, Reply)
This is a link post now playing in a Swiss/German/Austrian cinema near you! NSFW

(, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks

(, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post for once I agree

(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 5:51, Reply)
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This is the lot behind Iron Sky isn't it?
(, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ja

(, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hopefully then it's Iron Sky good, not Iron Sky 2 bad then.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post But is it Star Wreck good?

(, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe UHF and Idiocracy were documentaries after all.

(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post They can say what they like about the Swiss and their politics but their flag is a big plus

(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ^Arf!
How long have you had that one up your sleeve?
(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely unoriginal, I read it elsewhere a little while ago but had the impression it wasn't original then
Still good though
(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a Tim Vine creation.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 13:29, Reply)
This is a link post 'Map' of the observable universe.*
Every dot is a galaxy.

* Not actually a map.
(, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post One paraphrase that has stayed with me.
Our universe contains at least 70 septillion stars, 7 followed by 23 zeros. Astronomers estimate there are roughly 10,000 stars for each grain of sand on Earth.
(, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Bullshit has anyone ever counted all of the sands

(, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post There's an awful lot of discussion about it on them internets.

(, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
how many sand is there
About 1,030,000,000 results (0.54 seconds) 
(, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
how fewer sand is there
About 99,600,000 results (0.46 seconds) 
(, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
how less sand there is
About 582,000,000 results

Uncanny coincidence...
(, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post that's very close to avagadro's constant
coincidence, or does this signify our universe is just a mole of another?

(, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 22:51, Reply)
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(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 7:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds thirsty*
*citation needed
(, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That is only a little more than one mole of stars

(, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 22:05, Reply)
This is a link post Not another one.
One more for the annual Sgt Pepper then :(

Irene Cara: Fame singer and actress dies aged 63


(, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a list of approx. 250 celebrities that have passed on this year, in case the annual Sgt. Pepper does not have enough yet

(, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Fame!
I'm gonna live forever
Rest In Legwarmers
(, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 19:25, Reply)
This is a link post twilight zone
death ship
(, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 4:30, Reply)
This is a link post Horror game cartoon


SIX GUYS - Animated Short Film


(, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 3:54, Reply)
This is a link post All you need to go back to the 80s
- the best bit of the 80s, at least musically
- shitey economic conditions and class conflict need not be included - but it does drive some incredible creativity

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That's great!

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like New Order

(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Poo Ordure, more like!!!
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this one better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AhuqgTLZFU
(, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 22:12, Reply)

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