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He didn't have to go to Canada to talk about tidal stream energy
when we are doing it here in the UK
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$imon $quibb ✅, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 20:04,
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What better way to advocate for green energy
than by taking an unnecessary transatlantic flight?
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Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 21:36,
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He walked there....?
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 28 Nov 2022, 21:49,
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He's not really advocating for renewables, though
- he's explaining why it doesn't work in this location, despite everyone thinking it would.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 7:58,
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^this
If the message of the video is anything, it’s that we should learn how to tidal power elsewhere before trying to tidal power there.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 8:06,
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Oh, okay.
I didn't actually watch the video. Probably should have!
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Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 8:29,
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that was succinct and thought-provoking
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ozof, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 7:35,
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Official Bart Simpson's invisibility
Not floating clothes but at least an invisibility cloak. A 24-year old Bart Simpson from the future turns full invisible with an invisibility cloak. At the end Bart is a floating head.
This is not an edit, it's 100% official from the show.
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Anthonyb3ta70100, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 19:23,
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arseboon dilbaro
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arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 19:32,
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mods
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 19:32,
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arseboon dilbaro
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 28 Nov 2022, 20:27,
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You didn't this?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 19:45,
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But he must have been what to the why on the where when the with meant the who at some point
Else how could be invisible?
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 22:46,
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I really think he dod ot
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 22:47,
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No. This is NOT a fanmade edit, it's 100% official from The Simpsons' production.
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Anthonyb3ta70100, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 0:18,
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Suspiciously correct apostrophe usage from someone with such a loose grasp of English
I'm now committing to my previous speculative call of troll or sockpuppet
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 19:33,
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Definitely not Tony Hayers.
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Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 11:33,
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I'd be surprised
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 12:25,
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D*DF*V**
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 22:47,
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Oh fuck no
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 17:53,
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Happy birthday Anthonyb3ta70100
Hope you have an invisible one!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 22:53,
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128 hours
the prequel, and in a cave.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 19:09,
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Amazing story
Not sure about the pictures though
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 8:55,
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Balls to the wall
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:04,
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See also Frames of reference (1960) - which I'd post separately, but eh, it's my own GC from 2020.

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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:20,
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That's no a fuckin' paradox.
On the drink early this week, Sock!
or just no off it yet?
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Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:33,
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Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:48,
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New person?
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PFC Hudson, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 1:48,
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This.
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 23:47,
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I know this will probably get a lot of people on here into a right lather,
but it's an eminently sensible move. Words have connotations, logical or not, and plenty of people around the world will stigmatise the disease and people with it because it's got "monkey" in the name. To a large extent the genie is already out of the bottle, but it's a move with clear benefits in terms of public health education, and no downside.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 14:22,
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Well, I can't speak for the rest of the board,
but I know that all my friends with Mpox will be absolutely delighted that they will no longer be stigmatised for having a sexually transmitted disease that presents as a blistery rash all over their mouth and bollocks.
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Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 14:35,
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I hear you can also catch it off 5G phone masts
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 14:45,
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wearing a mask won't help the spread but it will certainly cover those ugly dripping blisters from the rest of us
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swank, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 14:56,
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Look if you're rubbing your mouth and bollocks against a 5G phone mast then you've only got yourself to blame
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 21:53,
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It's not so bad
just as long as you're the first person to do it.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 10:44,
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Well that's great then, because they'll be more likely to seek treatment and less likely to spread it around even more.
When applied to a large population, this delight should result in fewer cases.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 15:17,
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I think they should have moved a little further away than just remove five letters.
"Er, what does the M stand for?" Asks anyone with even a vaguely curious mind. "Monkey." Replies anyone who can remember anything that happened recently.
Remember when we were all calling Covid Corona? That Mexican brewery’s PR team somehow swung a rebrand. Should get them on the case.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:11,
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Just tell everyone it stands for Mudweiser Pox
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:17,
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Wasn't that a song by Hanson?
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 14:54,
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Too slow, old man
b3ta.com/board/11382149
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 15:17,
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as far as primates are concerned
monkeys are at a lower evolutionary stage than apes. humans are apes.
everyone feeling offended by "monkey" is just stupid/uneducated/a wanking cunt.
I vote for renaming to "apepox" then, AND ONLY THEN EXCLAMATION MARK, is anybody of the species homo sapiens allowed to ...
as if I care lol
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 15:07,
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Please elaborate on lower and higher evolutionary stages.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:07,
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brb's mum -> trilobite -> mudskipper -> scouser -> brummy -> ape -> homo sapien
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Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:29,
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Not now, Eddie Vedder
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 18:26,
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Monkey is a really weird term - I had a very long-winded discussion about it, which at least resulted in me learning about paraphyletic grouping, and thence an amazing podcast called "No Such Thing as a Fish".
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:31,
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Apparently monkey is an offensive term for black people.
I only found out that my Nan had been unjustly racially abusing me for years when Primark stopped selling that t-shirt.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 9:00,
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Apparently, 'Eggplant' also has racist connotations.
Looking forward to that bout of social media outrage.
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Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 9:39,
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I'm not sure how I feel about this
because I caught it when I fucked an ox.
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Covid69 Boris variant., Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:02,
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So you got some Oxtail?
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Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:30,
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now he's got oxpox
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:57,
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Bullockist.
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 17:26,
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B'gox
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 18:27,
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Most non-human animal carriers of this virus are rodents
Monkeys are going to be safe now. Unlike chickens who are still persecuted and grilled for spreading chickenpox
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 20:31,
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German Measles is well-deserved, though.
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Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 9:59,
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M pox pox pox muzik
New York, London, Paris, Munich
Everybody talk about mmm - pox muzik
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 8:22,
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Cheggers Gets Pox
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 9:05,
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Evolving Lego Nativity
I made this!
I've returned to B3TA after a long time to drum up support for my Christmas fundraiser: and evolving Lego Nativity Scene, with the proceeds going to Macmillan.
Direct Justgiving link: www.justgiving.com/fundraising/stupidchristmasproject
Stupid Christmas Project – Raising money for Cancer Care with LEGO!
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coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 0:40,
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Because why not
The tits return again.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 22:43,
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21st Century Titzoid Man
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:21,
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Braless and Nippleblack?
b3ta.com/links/1591548
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simbosan is too tired, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 2:58,
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She
Used to prostitute, da?
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OverBlight, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 18:50,
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Guy hacks a “TV Guardian” from the ‘80s
TV Guardian from the 80s that is used to filter out filthy naughty language from the TV in real time and also remove it from subtitles.
The interesting thing here I think is two fold, the ingenuity to get access to the data on the EEPROM chip as well as the list of “naughty” words that are programmed into the chip.
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Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 21:56,
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Fuck off
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 22:50,
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Up yours you Cunt
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Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 23:01,
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Hey at least he engaged!
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simbosan is too tired, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 5:53,
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Not sure what he expected
especially from someone called 'mr horrible'
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 10:13,
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Jerk Van Gay lols!
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 23:54,
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Piss off
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 28 Nov 2022, 0:20,
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Wank
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 10:03,
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Sod ‘er
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 11:25,
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Crud in my Jerk, Wow Face
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 15:50,
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Yeah, I watched that
The amount of effort they put in is stunning. I presume it worked by picking up the words from the subtitles yeah?
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 10:01,
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I assume so.
I think it’s the only way it could do it.
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Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 10:22,
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A vintage episode of Tiswas
Just because.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 21:43,
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Ah Sally James.
Enough said.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 22:42,
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Tizwaz
The night before Christmas....
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Farty Funkhouser, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 22:19,
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Living in the Thames Television region, we had to get a lift to a mates house in Aylesbury (in the ATV region)to see Tiswas.
It's the only reason I've ever been to Aylesbury and now there is no reason to return.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 7:38,
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Racist...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 15:37,
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Der Großer Preis von Monaco ist scheiße.
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 19:49,
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I'm Writing Love Letters at McDonald's
The latest ballad from UK teen pop sensation Jim E. Brown
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kettinwirk-praxis, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 14:10,
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I see that “Ignore” has gained new features since I last used it.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 16:10,
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You'd get a more positive response if you engage with people a little.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 16:18,
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Wow
13 messages in a year, all links, only 1 like on top of that.
What an engaged member.
Engaged... engorged?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 10:11,
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Still infinitely preferable to being a well-established edgelord from /talk who needs to fuck off back there right now.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 9:02,
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You need to be far more specific.
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Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 17:20,
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Fake
That's not Princess Road Maccers, and the post-office is on Stretford Road, not Stratford.
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 19:04,
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Again? You're not even off the page yet
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 19:48,
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Why have you spelled "soars" wrongly on the back cover of your so-called autobiography:

But it is spelled correctly on page 10?
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Varmint, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 20:04,
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b3ta.com/links/1596421
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Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 22:09,
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b3ta.com/links/1596534
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 23:27,
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SUMO Kyushu Basho 2022 Day 15
see you in 3 months
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 12:01,
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Oh the drama!
Spoiler free comments:
My hatred of Takakeisho has not diminished.
I nearly cried at the penultimate match.
All the tournament leaders, even the heart attack hamster, deserve a ton of credit, especially lowly ranked Oho.
Hoshuryu seems to have taken his yokozuna uncle's advice at last. Surely not long before he's promoted.
What the hell happened to Terutsuyoshi?? I guess he's heading to division 2.
See you in 2 months. ;)
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 16:02,
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Bonzai railway
If you want a rabbithole, search z gauge.
And if you wish to disappear deeper into trainology, there's an astonishing amount of stuff trying to work out the island of Sodor.
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 7:45,
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Bonsai...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 10:42,
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bet bet bet
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custard, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 14:12,
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Banzai railway is more exciting.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 27 Nov 2022, 16:32,
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After three years of sitting on our arse the Rodeo Terrorists have a new song.
I made this!
Probably shouldn’t have bothered, but we’re still here
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rwbthatisme is on holiday this week, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 0:41,
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Bollocks
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 23:41,
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for once I agree
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 5:51,
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This is the lot behind Iron Sky isn't it?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 23:51,
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ja
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 23:56,
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Hopefully then it's Iron Sky good, not Iron Sky 2 bad then.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 0:13,
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But is it Star Wreck good?
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jonbob loves you, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 9:03,
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Maybe UHF and Idiocracy were documentaries after all.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 0:03,
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They can say what they like about the Swiss and their politics but their flag is a big plus
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 9:46,
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^Arf!
How long have you had that one up your sleeve?
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Varmint, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 21:03,
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Definitely unoriginal, I read it elsewhere a little while ago but had the impression it wasn't original then
Still good though
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 8:27,
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Sounds like a Tim Vine creation.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 13:29,
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'Map' of the observable universe.*
Every dot is a galaxy.
* Not actually a map.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 17:15,
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One paraphrase that has stayed with me.
Our universe contains at least 70 septillion stars, 7 followed by 23 zeros. Astronomers estimate there are roughly 10,000 stars for each grain of sand on Earth.
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Cock BANNED from /talk, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 20:49,
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Bullshit has anyone ever counted all of the sands
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 21:07,
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There's an awful lot of discussion about it on them internets.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 21:29,
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how many sand is there
About 1,030,000,000 results (0.54 seconds)
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 21:48,
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how fewer sand is there
About 99,600,000 results (0.46 seconds)
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 22:33,
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how less sand there is
About 582,000,000 results
Uncanny coincidence...
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Varmint, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 22:51,
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that's very close to avagadro's constant
coincidence, or does this signify our universe is just a mole of another?

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 22:51,
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 7:08,
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ha!
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 8:12,
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{:-D
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 27 Nov 2022, 16:34,
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sounds thirsty*
*citation needed
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ozof, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 17:52,
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That is only a little more than one mole of stars
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Hemipygous, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 22:05,
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Not another one.
One more for the annual Sgt Pepper then :(
Irene Cara: Fame singer and actress dies aged 63

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TBL I posted this on, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 15:28,
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I have a list of approx. 250 celebrities that have passed on this year, in case the annual Sgt. Pepper does not have enough yet
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 15:53,
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Fame!
I'm gonna live forever
Rest In Legwarmers
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simbosan is too tired, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 19:25,
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twilight zone
death ship
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 4:30,
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All you need to go back to the 80s
- the best bit of the 80s, at least musically
- shitey economic conditions and class conflict need not be included - but it does drive some incredible creativity
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 18:58,
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That's great!
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Varmint, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 19:30,
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Sounds like New Order
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 19:54,
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Poo Ordure, more like!!!
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 25 Nov 2022, 21:21,
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I liked this one better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AhuqgTLZFU
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 22:12,
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