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This is a link post LIPS TOGETHER I made this!
Back when women mansplained stuff and men didn't care
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 May 2023, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 May 2023, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post chortleworthy
also: ye Gods she is fucking beautiful
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 23 May 2023, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post and quite seggzy

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 May 2023, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The mail's in.

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 23 May 2023, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Pow !
Right in the kisser x
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 24 May 2023, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon apart from michael jackson he was the most talented of all the nonces

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 May 2023, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like you're putting together a Top Trump of Nonces
Though I think Jerry Lee Lewis may just squeak in
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 May 2023, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Elvis?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 May 2023, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Jimmy Page is not even in my top 10.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 23 May 2023, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post We're giving far too much airtime to musicians
Let's put Cyril Smith and Clement Freud in there too. Both big names in noncery.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 May 2023, 15:20, Reply)
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Also Gill and Picasso.
The cards will need an artistic ability score
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 23 May 2023, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Rolf would be quite close to zero on that scale
An appalling amateur splatterer. Could make some odd noises with his face though 1/10
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 23 May 2023, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post The man could really paint a fence.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 23 May 2023, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Multitalentless I think is the word
A black hole of inexpert dabbling and gurning at the camera. That fucking pet show as well
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 23 May 2023, 21:46, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 May 2023, 1:42, Reply)
This is a normal post He never meant shit to me.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 23 May 2023, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, me neither
just somebody who we were told was famous in the past but never watched. like neighbours, he seemed to do alright in England long after we'd forgotten about him
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 May 2023, 1:34, Reply)
This is a normal post whoosh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 24 May 2023, 6:59, Reply)
This is a normal post No, that was FF's response in the first take

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 24 May 2023, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Steeling myself for the inevitable onslaught of anti-nonce bigotry on this forum

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 23 May 2023, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You've just mentioned some of the names that we have to put up with every day and it's just another form of racism.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 23 May 2023, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post mind the piss

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 23 May 2023, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The Paedoph-Isles

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 23 May 2023, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post "It's just another form of racism."

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 23 May 2023, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It's only a matter of time.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 23 May 2023, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post They're so impatient, aren't they?

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 23 May 2023, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Leave it a couple of years. I did!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 23 May 2023, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright Charles, unfair that Andrew gets all the attention eh

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 23 May 2023, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post My mum and her sister chucked stuff at him when he was hired to do the workers' kids party they were at
Not because of his noncing or owt, but because they usually got to watch cartoons at these things , and Rolf wasn't the same as cartoons.

Properly splattered him with jelly and ice cream, and see, now he's dead.
Of course, I'm not saying my mum and aunt definitely killed him - but you can't argue with facts, right.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 23 May 2023, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Gary Glitter is 79 years old.
Thank god we shut down our economy for a year to extend the lives of these coffin dodgers. I loved the one that used to walk around his garden with a Zimmer frame though, that was magical. Gawd bless him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 23 May 2023, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You are weird Pru

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 23 May 2023, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon he was actually murdered.
It was nonce on nonce noncicide. Schofield dunnit, to get his story off the front pages.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 23 May 2023, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post sure he could draw a cartoon character and finger 14 year olds
but so what?
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 23 May 2023, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post We've all done it.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 23 May 2023, 20:45, Reply)
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Fourteen of them?
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 24 May 2023, 4:18, Reply)
This is a link post needs more rum and lash
(great teacher btw)
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 23 May 2023, 11:22, Reply)
This is a link post An hour and half of chill type music. Maybe do some colouring in to it or something :) I made this!


(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Tue 23 May 2023, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice =)
I sometimes make boomerangs with my spare time
 (Sherbs, Thu 25 May 2023, 10:08, Reply)
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NIce! As in you carve them?
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 25 May 2023, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post A mix of cutting out the shapes and sanding.
I use spray paint and stencils for decorating them =]
 (Sherbs, Thu 25 May 2023, 17:58, Reply)
This is a link post When Mirrors Talk Back (2) I made this!


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 May 2023, 2:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 23 May 2023, 7:47, Reply)
This is a link post Struggling with the terrible burden of big ears
"Thanks for the crisp!"
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 22 May 2023, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 May 2023, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I see what you did there

(Farty Funkhouser, Tue 23 May 2023, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post beers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 23 May 2023, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post steers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 23 May 2023, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post queers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 23 May 2023, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Which sort are you?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 23 May 2023, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post cowboy

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 23 May 2023, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post BOOBIES

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 23 May 2023, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post arrears!

(I helped save b3ta! Sgt. Welt, Tue 23 May 2023, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I see from the screenshot it won the Bolton film award
second place was CCTV of a grease fire at a chippy
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 May 2023, 5:47, Reply)
This is a link post Timely


(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:52, Reply)
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Very good.

Sadly I see this more as a factual representation more than satire :/
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 22 May 2023, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty much been the case
since Johnson over here, and Trump over there.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 May 2023, 14:33, Reply)
This is a link post "Babes" on bikes
I just find this hilarious, I can't help but see them as bobbleheaded adults, on bikes that have tiny wheels.
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks amazing fun.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 22 May 2023, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I would have loved
to have had a chance to do that at their age
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 22 May 2023, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Size of wheel to helmet ratio is crazy!

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Wed 24 May 2023, 18:54, Reply)
This is a link post Would this have fooled you?


(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 22 May 2023, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?
I suppose that if I personally saw a man actually walk through a gate that had been apparated in a wall - like get up from sitting next to me, and walk through what had moments ago just been a wall, in the room where I'd been hanging out for a while, as opposed to on some sort of stage or rigged up set - then I'd be amazed.

But if what I actually saw was a charlatan project Google Earth onto a wall and his stooge went behind a curtain and then claimed to be in Buenos Aires, and "proving" this by telephoning him - then I'd be suspicious.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 22 May 2023, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post dunno

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Another honest linker!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 22 May 2023, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't you trust women on HRT?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
women HRT people religion
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 22 May 2023, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was a Dave Allen routine at the start

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 22 May 2023, 20:41, Reply)
This is a link post Sun Ra - NIght Music 1989
It would have been Sun Ra's birthday today, reason enough to post this performance. With a bonus Bootsy Collins appearance in the Arkestra :)
(I helped save b3ta! smiggy, Mon 22 May 2023, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Always time for some of this
Thanks
 (Farty Funkhouser, Mon 22 May 2023, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Same
Wonderful
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 23 May 2023, 7:48, Reply)
This is a link post Neil Young and Rick James
How they both got started with musics.

They weren't allowed groupies cos it's illegal to sex the mynahs
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 22 May 2023, 9:41, Reply)
This is a link post Video explains why wizards are the best
I have been on this site for 16 bloody years, and this is the first time I remembered my b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 22 May 2023, 7:22, Reply)
This is a normal post And as if by magic, candles!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 22 May 2023, 7:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Pow!
Fire ball!
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 22 May 2023, 7:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 22 May 2023, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post What lovely candles you have

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 22 May 2023, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post So hot!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 22 May 2023, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 22 May 2023, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post What do you call a Magician that's lost his magic?
Ian.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 22 May 2023, 9:30, Reply)
This is a link post Treasure of the Sierra Madre in 30 seconds I made this!
It's about all anyone remembers of the film
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 May 2023, 22:21, Reply)
This is a link post Epic Doom mod walkthrough / analysis
It's about the length of atypical feature film, but I found it was worth watching.

TL/DR version: there's a creepy and interesting and massively innovative Doom .wad which does strange and unexpected things; this guy plays all the way through it.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 21 May 2023, 19:30, Reply)
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That mod is very good. Worth a watch if you don't have DOOM 2, just to witness the creative game design.
 (WiggZ, Sun 21 May 2023, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post 16 happy flaming candles up your bum

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 22 May 2023, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm legally permitted to consent to that now
- but it's still a no-no for my bum-bum
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 22 May 2023, 7:55, Reply)
This is a normal post 16 candles
OF DOOM!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 22 May 2023, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hot Candle action!!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 22 May 2023, 1:40, Reply)
This is a normal post it is 16 times as hot as normally in here

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 22 May 2023, 6:04, Reply)
This is a normal post that wad really is a work of genius

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 22 May 2023, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing
Hour and 40mins well spent. Though I'm 'working' from 'home' today, so doesn't take a lot.

And happy sweet sixteen.
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Mon 22 May 2023, 13:24, Reply)
This is a link post Berthoud nailing it
If you watch to the "advert" at the end, you're a fan of slap bass
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 May 2023, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post He's very samey, isn't he?

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 21 May 2023, 16:30, Reply)
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Yep, it would be fun to see him do something of his own, or anything besides one video after another after another after another of overplayed bass.
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 21 May 2023, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post He does have a few original pieces on his channel if you look hard enough for them.
But they all sound like hold music.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 21 May 2023, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post LS18?
Yes. Yes, he is, and it's not a good thing.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 21 May 2023, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Gotta make a living
and this stuff gets clicks, likes and subscribes.

Having put all that work into becoming a virtuoso bassist there are limited ways to pay your rent and people do love these things.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 22 May 2023, 8:39, Reply)
This is a link post Your vehicle is a weapon, here's how to use it
Defeating ambushes and roadblocks 70s style
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 21 May 2023, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
Standard driving techniques for Deptford.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 21 May 2023, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Based on the (roughly translated) Your guide to friendly motoring in Paris

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 21 May 2023, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post not automatic then

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 22 May 2023, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
Deptford is more of a semi-auto area.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 22 May 2023, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post so...
not stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick then
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 22 May 2023, 12:41, Reply)
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Well played
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 22 May 2023, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I was taught all the good stuff by my high school pal's father.
Sadly no crash-test cars to play with.
 (I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 May 2023, 1:21, Reply)
This is a link post Early Computer Art in the '50s & '60s
Links to some interesting videos. Relevant given the current discussions about (so-called) AI-generated art.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 21 May 2023, 8:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It's on Internet Archive
That's by far the best bit, but it's quite a fun Twin Peaksy mess if you like that sort of thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 21 May 2023, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Might have a look at that.
I just posted it for the wtf factor.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 21 May 2023, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff
Thanks for the post - finding new Devo material every so often always makes my day.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 21 May 2023, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-)

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 22 May 2023, 1:42, Reply)

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