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This is a link post RIP
www.theguardian.com/music/2024/jan/23/marlena-shaw-obituary
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 2:26, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2vrkPoSQzs
 (swank, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 21:25, Reply)
This is a link post Answers with Chuffley I made this!
Here's episode 2 of that thing. I won't post any more episodes here (I'm not a spamchap) but could you please help me by posing some questions for the next one? Either here or on the video, either would be great. I'm hoping that after a couple more editions the Great Algorithm (Jinsy praise Him) will start recommending my nonsense to, er, anyone,

Thank you!
(Chuffley, Tue 23 Jan 2024, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess you didn't like my box question. Too vague and simplistic, probably.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 23 Jan 2024, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Box question?
I may have missed that...

Edit:

Ah! The graviton shielded box! Yes, that one is on the list for special consideration.
 (Chuffley, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 7:57, Reply)
This is a link post BABY FART I made this!
start the new year with a new all time low

sorry
(si bennett, Tue 23 Jan 2024, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Childish
and I love it.
 (Dave Bagpuss a bit loose at the seams, Tue 23 Jan 2024, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew what was coming and still enjoyed it
top work
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 23 Jan 2024, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post thank u
thanks for your kind words on the newsletter Rob... appreciate it
 (si bennett, Mon 29 Jan 2024, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Very impressive

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Jan 2024, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post The only way is up...

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 23 Jan 2024, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post yazz it is

(si bennett, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
Nice work
 (I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post grat stuff and arf arf....mummy fart a bit wetter than I was expecting
I like this!



edit: maybe you should rename it baby shart.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 18:20, Reply)
This is a link post Rishi Sunak's NOTED or NOT? I made this!
From an idea from our Ginger Fuhrer, I bring you "NOTED or NOT?"

You'll see 10 random Rishi tweets. Your task is simple: guess which have been Community Noted.

With much thankings to christhebarker for the Sunak picture, which he coincidentally created with impeccable timing for this project.
 (Dave Bagpuss a bit loose at the seams, Tue 23 Jan 2024, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Huzzah
great to see this live
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 23 Jan 2024, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I was expecting a trick quiz where the answer is always yes.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 23 Jan 2024, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post 5 out of 10
A bit like Rishi himself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 23 Jan 2024, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post high praise that

(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post 7/10
Perhaps unsurprisingly, I was surprised by the ones I got wrong, but given that doing that quiz has doubled the sum total of my Sunak knowledge, I have no right to be surprised.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 23 Jan 2024, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post 9/10
Therefore I like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Jan 2024, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I got 6 out of 10 by guessing randomly.
I don't use Twitter though. What does being "noted" mean?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 3:40, Reply)
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It basically means that points made in the tweet have been flagged as incorrect or misleading, and users have written notes containing evidence and extra context to correct them. The community votes for the notes that are the most helpful (and truthful). The best voted appear under the tweet.

It is more complicated that this though, and it uses tricks to make it harder for groups of people to take the piss. It's probably the part of Twitter that works best at the moment.
 (Dave Bagpuss a bit loose at the seams, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm…
The idea that Twitter users’ votes equate with what is most truthful is hilarious.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 23 Jan 2024, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 23 Jan 2024, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Concriven!stulations

kisses sweetie. kisses
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 23 Jan 2024, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Candles ganglez kankuls

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Jan 2024, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Mega candleragulations

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 23 Jan 2024, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Candles!!!!
Many happy candle day. (Robs going to have to order more in as there is a lot of us hitting 20 candles this year)
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 23 Jan 2024, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to delete my account because ... complicated
I think I'd be hitting the same number myself otherwise.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Jan 2024, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Profile for Manofmilk: a member for 20 years, 8 months and 4 days...
Apparently I missed mine and I was really relying on that gold carriage clock and parker pen set to pay the bills.....
 (I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You don't get that anymore unless you flounce and leave.
Its a clever ploy to save money, mostly as if you have flounced and left then you won't be about to get said items and therefore they are never given out. 'tis a win for Rob really.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Are there still rumours circulating of the old Manuel clock, pen and whelk stall down at his local market?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be an ecumenical matter.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 22:46, Reply)
This is a link post Alan Whicker has nothing on this lad

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 22:59, Reply)
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His videos are brilliant. The Darien gap one was unreal.
 (Terry Hoosh #3, Tue 23 Jan 2024, 20:29, Reply)
This is a link post Fucking gold. Really, this is fucking gold, frankincense, and myrrh
Skip fwd a bit if you don't want to listen to the music.
And share, share, share!
(Pompey Monkey, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 17:45, Reply)
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I don't think this is gold at all. I think it's bollocks. The guy at the piano sets up all manner of crappy scenarios to feed his YouTube channel., eg. "Policeman plays ragtime piano like a boss!" when it's just him in a police uniform (which is actually illegal)
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 18:37, Reply)
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So you didn't watch it then.
 (Pompey Monkey, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 19:04, Reply)
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I've watched enough of Brendan's videos while I was attempting and failing to learn ragtime piano. He's full of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post This ^
He cut out the bit when they came over and did some playing and everything was his usual passive-aggressive-nicey-nicey but then became all chippy when they realised he was probably monetising.

They were huge turds too and they're definitely feeling a tree-sized cockslap of streisand effect, so there's that.

Now he's all harry'n'meghan as he posts videos saying "I just want to forget about it" (whilst doing the rounds of TalkTV and Piers Morgan)

For anyone interested, this chap discusses who the 'mysterious chinese' people are (it's disappointingly predictable):

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZnWeWlWQ2o
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 0:18, Reply)
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Bloke: "We're not in China"
Policewoman: "You can't say that"

It works superbly on different levels. It's better than "You can't fight in here, this is the war room".
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 22 Jan 2024, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm, it’s good,but it’s not that good.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Further evidence that people who wear sunglasses indoors are massive fucking bellends

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched some of this tedious video
and now I'm having to remove GBeebies bollocks from my feed because of it. So thanks for that.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 23 Jan 2024, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Insufferable Youtuber vs Silly Chinese delegation
For people who get a bit tumescent at public arguments.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Back when he first started it was amusing.
And I did enjoy them but now its just "meh" A bit like the ones where white western people who happen to be fluent in Chinese or whatever deliberately walk around shops and markets and then "shock" the locals when they start speaking to them. And of course not forgetting the number of car "restorers" who have nicked the Wheeler Dealer idea and add BIG LETTERS to all their videos about how they bought the cheapest/most damaged/destroyed vehicle and then post inane videos of how bad they are at "fixing" them.

*rant over
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post BlackBeltBarrister discusses some case law around this video.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=cmwJoJ6iFUI
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 18:06, Reply)
This is a link post Giant Haystacks Bodyslams Jackie Fullerton (1980)
"My pleasure."
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 17:19, Reply)
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Oul Jackie 'fullarub' as he's know around norn iron. He compered at a wedding I was at, and he was brilliant. Natural comedian
 (Terry Hoosh #3, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Reyd muttahr-sycull hulmut.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 22:44, Reply)
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I'm sure that was sore
 (Terry Hoosh #3, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Lifted him up like he was a cardboard cut out, yikes.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Jan 2024, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post sadly I am old enough to remember that when it was broadcast.
Spoke to Jackie a few years later at an event and he was saying it was really sore for weeks afterwards.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 11:01, Reply)
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Me too, I think I was in p4.
 (Terry Hoosh #3, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post If his ribs weren't broken
they must have been severely bruised. Neck, shoulders, spine and hips would have been fucked too.

Haystacks threw him down like a sack of shit, offering him no protection at all, at an awkward angle onto a concrete studio floor. What a pro!
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 15:04, Reply)
This is a link post God I love the Finns. NSFW
Description be damned, it’s only ten seconds.

No preview image because it spoils the joke, not because there’s nudity or anything like that.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 16:35, Reply)
This is a link post RIP Laurie Johnson, composer of numerous tv themes
Trust the coffin will enter the church through a window
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I love The Avengers theme
this bit especially...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9pP6vC-ye4
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Truly the golden age of theme tunes.
Ski Sunday, World in Action and Danger Man to name but a few.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 16:25, Reply)
This is a link post I have not watched this video NSFW
The description alone is enough to make me feel bad, so I'm sharing it here to fuck you lot up.

I mean VOM!!! amirite???

(I've been on the Grappa after an argument with the wife, soz!)
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 14:06, Reply)
This is a link post Pound Shop Boys do the theme from Willy Fog I made this!
To add to our portfolio of classic kids theme tunes redone with choirs and orch hits the UK's fourth favourite synth duo have taken on the Andy-Crane-assisted Iberia-sponsored epic 'Around The World With Willy Fog'.
(qbahn, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Banging
This has proper cheered up my day.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 14:28, Reply)
This is a link post I went to see DakhaBrakha live in Leeds last night
Absolutely brilliant from start to finish. Highly recommended if you get the chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I am jelly

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post that's a mighty link!
Fuck am i clicking it
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 14:08, Reply)
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Have seen them live four times...

This is a belter


youtu.be/T3OJVMuHwcU?si=cukIFSFL8jx7C_CF
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, and one of the numbers they played last night.
Superb.

Four times, lucky you!
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 21:37, Reply)
This is a link post Weyland Yutani Animatronic RC car
Zenomorph racing at it's finest
(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 1:38, Reply)
This is a normal post cute the way he waggles his little feetsies

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 3:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha neat!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Jan 2024, 0:30, Reply)
This is a link post Yet more royal scandal.
Glossary:
tikanga - customs and tradition
whanau - extended family
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post typical Paki

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Because the pakeha are soooo much better.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 2:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, a bit of casual racism, my work here is done.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post except for the fussy travellers
can't abide the picky pikey pakehas
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 3:36, Reply)
This is a normal post If it weren't for Wellington Paranormal I'd have never heard the word.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 4:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I learnt from their What We Do In the Shadows how to ignore Energy Vampires
comes in handy on B3ta sometimes
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 4:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Lame racist puns, from one usually so shrill on such matters, tut tut.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 4:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, there's a trip down memory lane, I had one of those.
It got neglected, the batteries leaked badly, and that was it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I also had one.
In fact, 2 of the little feckers as we had a "band" and needed some extra keyboards and only owned a battered old ARP Axxe monosynth and rented a Juno 60. one of the vl's was specifically used as a drum machine (after it was fed through a tape echo and an old reverb unit) it was surprisingly good (unlike us) and the other used for a few leads. Thought we were the dogs dangly bits and played a few gigs before one night the guy who played the Juno (and was the sound guy) took a hissy fit and fucked off taking the sound desk with him. Last I heard he was engineering on the road in the states freelancing for loads of big rock bands. That'll teach him to leave us........
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 10:40, Reply)
This is a link post Don't sell human body parts baby! NSFW
Mortician explains the Harvard body parts trading case.

Maybe NSFW, due to macrabre images, etc.

Stick around to the end for the song
o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 21 Jan 2024, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Like any business body parts trading is at its worst when the bottom falls out at the market

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 21 Jan 2024, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Bravo!

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sun 21 Jan 2024, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 21 Jan 2024, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It must have cost them an arm and a leg.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post An expensive and competitive business, according to one Swiss trader getting ahead cost him at least six thousand francs

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post they don't have a leg to stand on

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Legs are extra
Of course then you'll also want feet
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Colonialist scales can gtfo
Metres 4tw
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 14:09, Reply)
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These are the only ones of which the spleen has come to Harvard
And there may be many others, but they haven't been discovered
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Jan 2024, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I bought a whole load of parts from them
got the 500 finger discount
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 4:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Def Leppard's drummer also bought a body part from them
second hand, of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 16:29, Reply)
This is a link post how to raise a newborn in 4 easy steps
Hidden gem! This tiny YouTube channel has lots of silly and absurdist animations.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sun 21 Jan 2024, 9:41, Reply)
This is a link post Does anyone fancy building a shed/store of cultural treasures?
Sadly all my books came in the minimalist black covers and since then I’ve moved to Kindle so I only have the low-res grayscale covers.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 20 Jan 2024, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post No spare room in Tate Liverpool?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 21 Jan 2024, 7:16, Reply)
This is a link post furze is back

(razzle, Sat 20 Jan 2024, 11:16, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 20 Jan 2024, 16:38, Reply)
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Is there also a list now of YouTubers that have been deemed sufficiently ideologically pure?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 20 Jan 2024, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Ideological purity, eh?
Because the climate crisis is ideological in nature?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 21 Jan 2024, 0:33, Reply)
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Colin lives down the road from me. He's a really great bloke... you should pop into the Stamford arms and spark up a conversation with him rather than posting your guardian induced climate fearmongery bollocks and trying to besmirch him. Just change your pants first… no one wants to smell the piss you constantly leak due to the fear of imaginary climate catastrophes.
 (swank, Tue 23 Jan 2024, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Oil giant greenwash sponsorship
Not even once
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 21 Jan 2024, 7:22, Reply)
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Not really secret is it?
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 20 Jan 2024, 22:35, Reply)

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