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This is a link post moths

(ann onn, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post i will watch this because moths are rad
you can attract them to your garden by leaving out some rope soaked with red wine
 (I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Here are more moths, then!
youtu.be/64XJ3mnI2kw
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
thank you
 (I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 Jan 2024, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You’ll be attracting a fair few moths today I see.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 30 Jan 2024, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post thatth a myth

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 28 Jan 2024, 11:21, Reply)
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Heat the wine (DO NOT BOIL) and stir in and dissolve the sugar. Allow to cool and soak the lengths of rope. Drape the “wine ropes” over low branches, bushes or fences just before dusk and check for moths by torch-light for the first two hours of darkness.

Taking part - Moth Night
Moth Night
www.mothnight.info › taking-part
 (I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 28 Jan 2024, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
moths alkies
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 28 Jan 2024, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
same difference.
 (I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 28 Jan 2024, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post that's awesome, I shall try this
Don't have any rope but I guess some twine will do... wine twine?
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 29 Jan 2024, 1:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
wine twine! see also: gin string. rum rope. cognac cords. tequila ties & brandy bunches.
 (I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 Jan 2024, 1:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Cachaça cords

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Jan 2024, 8:40, Reply)
This is a link post Not the greatest version
Sounds like a tramp down at the bus stop
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The amphetamine version.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 16:31, Reply)
This is a link post He said captain, I said wot d'ya want
Budgie smuggling. Possibly a parrot.

Edit: He had to re-upload the video, to correct a mistake.
It's here.
(ann onn, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 5:37, Reply)
This is a link post RIP Ingenuity :(
Rotor blade damage.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post NASA have to have some amazing people
To manage such projects and have the overperform so consistently is incredible. After years in business I have a real appreciation for the rarity of outstanding and lasting success
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the difference between building up to a standard vs. building down to a cost.
Combined with the fact that engineers of the first type always add a little, just to be sure.

In any event I hope that Ingenuity has now earned pride of place in K'Breel's collection of defeated invaders.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 3:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's hoping future missions carry some spare blades!
This isn't such a crazy idea IMO. Spare blades wouldn't weigh much. A suitable manipulator arm would be quite essential for sample return missions, so adding a spanner and some nuts seems reasonable.

I recall an interview with a rover engineer who said it was likely that most rover missions will include helicopters from now on.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post To quote a middling sci-fi film:
Why build one when you can build two for twice the price?

IOW don’t mess around with spare blades and AI-powered manipulators, just send two copters.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Those folks in Isle of Wight don't mess around hey

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 28 Jan 2024, 11:22, Reply)
This is a link post Bow wow wow

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a lurcher.
Great dogs, for all the reasons he said.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post My friend has a whippet and a lurcher
Nice dogs. One unkown lurcher came running at me in an empty field from about 300 feet away last summer.
It was chasing my boomerang. It landed by my feet and the dog looked at it in a confused way. Unusual stick.
The dog owner was shouting at their dog in the distance. She didn't seem very happy.
 (Sherbs, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Greyhounds on the other hand, are fucking useless with sticks.
You may as well be asking them to stick the kettle on.
You can literally fly them like a kite if they spot the neighbour's cat or some sort of woodland creature, mind.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post mate of my dad's had two greyhounds. spent most of their lives locked in a concrete backyard
they jumped out the open window of his car at the park and chased down and killed a toy poodle of some horrified sheila. he won a battle with the council not to have them put down.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 28 Jan 2024, 22:16, Reply)
This is a link post Is this real or gake?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Gake

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post A gake hake cake bake for jake's sake

(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post My friend Billy etc

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Like this?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=FYwL5H4ZNok
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post HAS A TEN FOOT WILLY

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno, but I know it’s old.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post My guess is fake
but crucially, it doesn't matter.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 16:04, Reply)
This is a link post Happy Candles to Me
18 fucking years! Anyway have some Bob Mortimer
(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Fri 26 Jan 2024, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post "not in the freezer of course"
Actually I used to put my Mars bars in the freezer. The chocolate shatters off in the nicest way and the toffee turns to glass.

You have to gnaw at the corner and chisel it off and it gradually warms up and gets easier as you get to the end and it is fookin greeeart

That doesn't sound suspect at all
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post In the summer I sometimes put grapes in the freezer.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post festive b3tanday
bit of bob always welcome
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candleday!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles and love to Norway/Africa

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post RIP Bob
you were there when it counted
 (I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You're either incredibly quick or slightly premature.
But probably won't be long...
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry that was incredibly bad taste

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Can Cans to you

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 28 Jan 2024, 9:51, Reply)
This is a link post Jon Pertwee's rejected road safety film from 1973 I made this!
Remember SPLINK? The "handy" mnemonic for the Green Cross Code? Well, there was an even more ill-fated one before that. Not really, it's just a very stupid idea that made me laugh.
(AVR2, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 1:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh for goodness sake, grow up
hahahahahahaha!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I can now safely shoot across the road.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew what was coming but if made I laugh, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 26 Jan 2024, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Well conceived
Well executed.

*applause*
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Jon spurt wee, more like!!!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post All I can see when I look at Jon, is Sean in a wig.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You silly person

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 12:53, Reply)
This is a link post Mrs Wizard Arts Again I made this!
- this time, with annotation.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 19:11, Reply)
This is a link post OK, which ones of you lot have made the news?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 13:34, Reply)
This is a link post The Greatest Show - Returning? I made this!
To celebrate a possible announcement of the return of Mark & Lard (they are on Craig Charles's 6Music show from 1pm) I've cobbled together this classic cut from Fat Harry White, along with that dreadful "Oh Yeah" song from Ferris Bueller (which may or may not have been an influence on the Fat Harry vocal effect)
(Pesky Young Scamp, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It was a sad day when the last "Stop!" was broadcast... with not a "Carry on!" to be heard.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That's right
and then Edith Bowman and Colin Murray attempted to keep the fans with a 'carry on'. That was 20 years ago. This might be an update from Lard's Animal Sanctuary of course, but fingers crossed these two legends are back together in a decent slot causing mischief on the airways again.

#IwasHavinADrinkThen #FloggingTheCatchphrasesToDeath #Whooooooooooooooo?
 (Pesky Young Scamp, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post If it's just Mark and Lard "stepping into the ring", I will be very disappointed.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post They're doing a 20 years later Q&A theatre show :/
Am disappoint.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post same :(

(Pesky Young Scamp, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I just used to
performers being ripped off by the internet, or is £16.50 to stream a bit pricey?

There is a £10 option that makes you sound like a cheapskate.

To be fair, they did massively shape my taste in culture when doing the evening show, so I probably owe them anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I would pay that
If they came back.

To stream a Q&A theatre show seems... pricey.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Fancy a brew?
Yes I had similar feelings, I've never bought a ticket to watch an event over the internet, and it did seem a bit expensive. And yet if you add up all the hours I've spent listening to these two idiots, either together or apart, it must add up to several months or even years. So maybe 16 quiddles isn't so bad.
 (Dave Bagpuss a bit loose at the seams, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 17:06, Reply)
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Waasaaaaaap
 (Terry Hoosh #3, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 16:37, Reply)
This is a link post Snowbear loses it's head
Webcam had been focussed on the snowbear for hours. Who thinks the head topple had something to do with that bird? (1.37 for the money shot)
(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 8:02, Reply)
This is a link post Sick fuck.
“Prof Francl recommends… giving the drink a constant stir so the tea gets a good exposure to the water and milk.”
Why the hell would you want the tea exposed to milk?
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Urrgh - I missed the "milk" when I read it
No mention of using fresh water which is key IMO.
However, I'm going to try a pinch of salt. I'll report back.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 6:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Shows how much Americans know about making tea.

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post They tend not to have kettles so they boil the water in the microwave.
I might be able to forgive that but the bloody barbarians put the bag in the cup first.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno, are there lipophilic components that taste nice when dissolved in the emulsified oily phase?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 7:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That had occurred to be.
But it’s still Obviously Wrong.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Sterols and polyphenols perhaps?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You clearly put the jam on top of the cream

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar
also right
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ridiculous, salt is normally only added to coffee.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post While we're at it
who the fuck thought salted caramel was a good idea? Because it isn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post wimmin amirite?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post i'll tell you what else shits me. Calling anything that doesnt come out of a tit "milk"
it's almond juice. it's oat juice. you juice vegetables. you milk animals.
well, I guess you could juice animals too if you had a good blender
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Coconuts

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post This is confusing

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair you need to squeeze the pulp fairly hard to get coconut milk.
The stuff sloshing around inside is coconut water.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I think we should replace the word 'milk' with 'squeeze'.
Babies drink tit squeeze, pina colada is made with coconut squeeze. Simples
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post why stop at milk just because it's white and reminds us of titty squeezins?
Why dont we call it beetroot blood? Almond jizm? Lychee phlegm? They all vaguely look like bodily fluids.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Don’t talk to me about lychees.
The first time I tried one was as a sample in the supermarket. Nobody told me there was a stone in the middle. I’ve never tasted anything so bitter.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 23:35, Reply)
This is a link post Cringe time!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post They must have an unexpected tax bill to pay.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post and then there's this.......
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB383WkXcqE
 (Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 4:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 7:16, Reply)
This is a link post This is AMAZING!!!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Why have I not heard this before??
Why have I not SEEN this before??

Seriously, world, stop hiding your best disco from me, please.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know
but in my Italian language lesson yesterday someone started talking about Rafaela Carrà and I kind of went down a bit of a rabbit hole. This was at the end and my trip was complete.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I've seen every one of her youtube videos by now
and this is her one cool tune. Lots of fantastic outfits(!) and dancing in the rest, but the rest is all a little tame compared to this, musically speaking.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
there's a lot of camp value in her stuff (plenty of sound effects and kettle drum Carry-on-esque boooooms) but this is solid disco gold.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post have you seen _this_ before?
Raffella Carrà and same dance troupe doing Prisencolinensinainciusol on Rai
vimeo.com/416517504
 (Quantum Mechanic is taking his work back underground…, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That video is blocked to outsiders
but I know the gibberish song.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that is a feast for the eyes
but I can only watch it once.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Like watching a flock of birds all flying in unison while wearing bell bottoms.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Not something I expected to read today

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post And they’re Flamingos at that.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post the bottoms are very impressive

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Something about the bass line reminds me of Ra Ra Rasputin?

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I count a half dozen familiar psyche1960s and 1970s disco/funk riffs put together,
but putting a name to any of them seems impossible at the moment.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 22:48, Reply)
This is a link post TEN YEARS AGO 'Jubilee Line Ticket Barrier Sings Blur's Song 2' I made this!
How time flies. It's 10 years since I made this, and what a crazy week that was. It's just 20,000 views shy of 1 million. Be great to get to that.

Thanks again to all the b3tards that commented, shared it and made it go viral back then.
(Pesky Young Scamp, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post suggested: garden sprinkler performs New Order's Blue Monday

(piss and shit, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
that was the difficult second album.
Garden Sprinklr does Blue Monday by New Order: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd9D_fZ-sqE

Heathrow moving walkway does How Soon Is Now by The Smiths:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtSdUbwFNxc

Finsbury Park Ticket Barrier performs Depeche Mode's Stripped:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mjj-iRvq7g
 (Pesky Young Scamp, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post New Order and The Smiths have been blocked.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 17:26, Reply)
This is a link post Grenade

(Sherbs, Wed 24 Jan 2024, 12:23, Reply)

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