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This is a link post Miss you, Sean
Edit: Shane
(ann onn, Sun 18 Feb 2024, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post shane?

(piss and shit, Sun 18 Feb 2024, 19:24, Reply)
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You're right, sorry.
Shinshire apologiesh.
Shawn, Shane, itsh too schimiar, mister Connery.
A rose by any other name would still smell of vomit.
 (ann onn, Sun 18 Feb 2024, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you imagine going to use a microphone after Shane?
*shudder*
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 8:58, Reply)
This is a link post Mr Pharmacist
"I want to buy a deodorant"
"Ball, or are-sol?"
"Neither, it's for my armpits"
(ann onn, Sun 18 Feb 2024, 2:59, Reply)
This is a normal post NTNON Swedish Chemist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS2N1mBsEdM
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 18 Feb 2024, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post L
Love it !
The fall got me into loads of stuff .
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 18 Feb 2024, 21:06, Reply)
This is a link post Butterbean's Comeback - One More Fight
I must have something in my eye.

CONTENT WARNING: Contains DDP and DDP Yoga
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 18 Feb 2024, 2:13, Reply)
This is a link post the scizophonics
had these guys playing at the club last week. still a few uk dates go see em , brilliant.
honestly they were like this in the bloody soundcheck.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I will check them out
for they do impress!
 (I helped save b3ta! rowlification 今は今, Sat 17 Feb 2024, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah bollocks
Was that at The Trades Club? I'm close by and would love to have seen them!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 17 Feb 2024, 20:55, Reply)
This is a link post The Mushroom Man I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! rowlification 今は今, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely, that.
Mushrooms have more DNA in common with humans than with plants, apparently. Makes yer think.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 16 Feb 2024, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post mushrooms
Since I did not know that it has made me think - Mushroom Man backstory!
 (I helped save b3ta! rowlification 今は今, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post They're amazing things:
Able to punch their way up through and crack paving stones.
Largest living organism (c.2,200 acres)
Can survive in outer space
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sat 17 Feb 2024, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Can cut glass underwater with scissors
Warm water, mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 18 Feb 2024, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just read your story about the cyclist on Highgate road!
...hahahahahaha! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! rowlification 今は今, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard a mushroom man lives in Drury Lane

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 17 Feb 2024, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder, does he wear
similar attire to this mushroom man?
 (I helped save b3ta! rowlification 今は今, Sat 17 Feb 2024, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post wanders around in nothing but a few buttons

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 18 Feb 2024, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post button mushrooms?

(I helped save b3ta! rowlification 今は今, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post b3ta put me in the newsletter!!!!
(* . * ) Recognition : ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )
 (I helped save b3ta! rowlification 今は今, Tue 27 Feb 2024, 9:49, Reply)
This is a link post Maggots for life I made this!
I know I said I wouldn't post another one of these, but I'm particularly proud of my jingle tune for this week's episode. Do people still write advertising jingles or is it all AI now?
(Chuffley, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 17:25, Reply)
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Still really enjoy your episodes, even Mrs Rob C had a go - made us laugh when you answered our questions. I keep spreading the word. :)

And yes, awesome jingle.
 (RobUKUSA, Sun 18 Feb 2024, 1:59, Reply)
This is a link post Thirty Years In The Making, our new LP is released today. I made this!
I and three others have made a Record, proper vinyl as well as digital for the go-aheads. This is the poppiest track and so occupies the spot at Side Two Track One. The rest is quite ambient, dubby and occasionally almost like normal music, I hope you like it.

openyellowcircle.bandcamp.com/album/new-meridian
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 16 Feb 2024, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll listen to that later
and will be trying to spot the Swifts
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you but there's only dogs ears on this one
(on track two)
Swifts will be in the follow up, hopefully in less than three decades.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 16 Feb 2024, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff
Ordered. Do you have a bandcamp for your solo stuff you post here from time to time?
 (Farty Funkhouser, Sat 17 Feb 2024, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I do thank you, it's for the other offshoot group
thesonsofsilence1.bandcamp.com/

And thanks very much for ordering. It seems a bit odd that record companies no longer do the plugging/promotion but I gather it's the same in publishing these days. The least qualified to market themselves are expected to do just that. But then maybe by the next album it'll all be different again!
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 18 Feb 2024, 7:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic
I'll check that link out when I've got some coffee in me. Thanks
 (Farty Funkhouser, Sun 18 Feb 2024, 9:12, Reply)
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That's lovely that, right up my street :)
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe hovers, menacingly, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sat 24 Feb 2024, 6:25, Reply)
This is a link post Cutting edge review... I made this!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a tremendous film!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 17:40, Reply)
This is a link post Terrifying. Apparently healthy and in good spirits, before dropping dead within 24 hours.
And completely out of the blue, too. Just tragic.
 (Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post What, no balconies in the gulag?
And at the risk of sounding flippant, what are the odds that “blood clot” had a high lead content?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 14:50, Reply)
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I guess it would look suspicious if he was accidentally shot down by Moscow's air defence.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 15:22, Reply)
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I think we're all surprised he didn't get deadified for so very long.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You are aware that apparently healthy people in good spirits drop dead all the time, right?
I mean, I'm not suggesting he wasn't murdered, because it seems likely that he was. It's just that your touchstones are irrelevant.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post They do?
REALLY?! Gosh.
 (Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Fingers crossed.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
🥲
 (Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Vaxxed?
Probably should clarify this is a joke.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 16:54, Reply)
This is a link post Nightmare time, people... Noseybonk!!!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 12:07, Reply)
This is a link post Classy

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 2:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I've seen worse
Yeah but meh
FUUUUUUCK HAHA
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 3:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Should be on wheels
Driven by a white Transit
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 3:53, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Well presented'

(Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 6:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, wow.
Mid-range lottery winners, perhaps?

I want a shit-coloured pelmet now.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 8:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
lou ve
p h
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 17 Feb 2024, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for that
I've always struggled to know what to do with basins and baths. Just a shame they didn't add "Shit" above the loo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post They need this for the kitchen

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post oh 'food'
I was struggling to read that word as anything other that IDDD
 (piss and shit, Sat 17 Feb 2024, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The part of the subconscious that is always thinking of massive norks
- Freud
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 17 Feb 2024, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post IDDQD
God mode in Doom.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 17 Feb 2024, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post My first wife's sister had a house just like that. Swags and tails.
What the photos do not convey is the overwhelming sickly smell of Airwick Summer Blossom Syrup throughout.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post If it were Through The Keyhole
my guess would be Vanessa Feltz.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post it would be bigger amirite?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post +have to

(piss and shit, Sat 17 Feb 2024, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post it would be bigger amirite? have to
you silly muppet, that has to be wrong
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 17 Feb 2024, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck that

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post worst thing is the kitty litter "garden"

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't have OCD, but if anything was going to tip me over the edge it would be the slabs.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post one instinctively knows
when something is right.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 16 Feb 2024, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The pink, make it stop.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 22:18, Reply)
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It's a brothel, right?
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 17 Feb 2024, 13:32, Reply)
This is a link post Computers. I made this!
Once all the rage. You don't hear so much about them nowadays, do you?
(Chuffley, Thu 15 Feb 2024, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone's obviously never played with a Newton's cradle
It's the way it slowly unravels that makes it for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 15 Feb 2024, 21:45, Reply)
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My favourite part is towards the end when there are two women in the middle, the one in front is bigger. The one behind tries to push the other forward with her feet. The bigger woman doesn’t move and the woman behind flies back to the beginning.

Also, I used to be able to embed a preview pic and have a time stamp, now YouTube seems to only let me do either or. Is this just me?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 15 Feb 2024, 22:46, Reply)
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Basic physics.

Needs more logic and less publicising tbh
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post How is this even a thing?

(Farty Funkhouser, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I know what you mean but wait until your team do well
I didnt give a shit about women's competitive estate agent-ing until the England women's team did so well recently in Seoul.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Fri 16 Feb 2024, 11:34, Reply)
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Interesting subtitling during the first team's performance. Literally WTF!
 (abc, Sat 17 Feb 2024, 22:33, Reply)
This is a link post Babylon nah care bout us I made this!
it certainly does not!
(bonnie_prince_bob, Thu 15 Feb 2024, 19:29, Reply)
This is a link post Suspend your disbelief
And read this. So many questions.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 15 Feb 2024, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post That's so mixed up.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 15 Feb 2024, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post the Chicory Tip of the iceberg of parental confusion

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 15 Feb 2024, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post “Dad, can I have some of your jism please?”

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 15 Feb 2024, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post So, who went first?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 15 Feb 2024, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a massive leap of faith to ask your Father to pass the gravy
Or muddle your Jizz.
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 1:35, Reply)
This is a normal post [The judge] continued that the boy "is a unique child who would not exist but for the unusual arrangements made for his conception".
The egg was fertilised by a single sperm from one of the two men, so I'm pretty sure he could have existed without the unusual arrangement.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 2 generations 1 beaker

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 16 Feb 2024, 17:04, Reply)
This is a link post Rishi Sunak is happy to say, he's genuinely a... I made this!
NSFW for pseudo-swears.
(Dave Bagpuss a bit loose at the seams, Thu 15 Feb 2024, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 15 Feb 2024, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post What a cuntr.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 15 Feb 2024, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post 1000/10 for effort
Good work
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 16 Feb 2024, 19:03, Reply)
This is a link post Turned out nice again NSFW
[GC, 5 years. What's the statutory limitation?]

My fucks have runneth dry,
I've tried to go fuck shopping but there's no fucks left to buy.
(ann onn, Thu 15 Feb 2024, 8:18, Reply)
This is a link post something to soundrack your next walk down the off-license - "Gator Bait" by the Gaturs

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 14 Feb 2024, 22:52, Reply)

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