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This is a link post Dudes of hazmat
clean up after a science experiment goes wrong
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 22 Feb 2024, 17:19, Reply)
This is a link post Hokuseiho retirement: A timeline
Hokuseiho, the 22-year-old division 1 giant sumo wrestler, star pupil of ex-yokozuna Hakuho who was a personal favourite of mine, has possibly 'retired.'

Turns out he wasn't quite as nice, friendly and gentle as he appeared.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 22 Feb 2024, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Reirement confirmed.
Update video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYogdXC5SMU

BBC News are even reporting this now:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-68381695
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Feb 2024, 15:18, Reply)
This is a link post Alan Sugar - The Hmm-prentice I made this!
Beardy bigwig Alan Sir Sugar Lord hums along to the theme tune from his favourite TV show.
(Dave Bagpuss a bit loose at the seams, Thu 22 Feb 2024, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm truly sorry that you have to watch all of this shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 22 Feb 2024, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazed it's still on
Utter shit for cunts
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Feb 2024, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Does Trump make money from the British one?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 22 Feb 2024, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Obligatory Mitchell and Webb
youtu.be/3ss-59fi4nM?feature=shared
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 23 Feb 2024, 6:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It's much worse than that
It's a launch pad for extreme right wing twats and normalizes people being cunts to each other. Suspect the tories won't see it taken off air for exactly those reasons.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Feb 2024, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember...
ages ago the BBC moved the programme to a different month during election year, because of Beardy's public allegance to the Labour Party. How times have changed.
 (Dave Bagpuss a bit loose at the seams, Fri 23 Feb 2024, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Have they? Sounds like the sort of restriction they have to comply with every time there's an election on.
Anyway, I wouldn't worry too much about it. His days are numbered - The Lord Himself has spoken.


 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 23 Feb 2024, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ has returned as a mild mannered reporter for a metropolitan newspaper?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 23 Feb 2024, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't seem very mild to me,
he's back and he's PISSED.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 23 Feb 2024, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post He was labour up until the point when he got his peerage when he told them to stick it
Much cheaper than buying one from the tories one suspects
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Feb 2024, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Sugar joined Labour in 1997, Gordon Brown made him a life peer in 2009, Sugar quit Labour in 2015 claiming New Labour was changing back into Old Labour (shortly before the election of the anti-Semite Jeremy Corbyn as party leader),
but don't let facts get in the way of your prejudice.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Feb 2024, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post You're the one bringing his ethnicity into it love
He reckoned he left because they weren't "pro-business" enough.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Feb 2024, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, all business people loved Corbyn-era Labour and campaigned for them to be elected.
Much in the same way the tories control the BBC's light entertainment department.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 23 Feb 2024, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes, he quit because of Corbyn
Before Corbs had been elected by the party membership or nominated by the requisite number of MPs or had even announced he was standing. A chain of events that was seen as improbable or vanishingly unlikely at the time.

Alan Sugar, in a twist nobody could have foreseen, went on to endorse Boris Johnson and post some dubious stuff about black footballers on twitter. What a journey.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 24 Feb 2024, 6:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You said he "was labour up until the point when he got his peerage when he told them to stick it"
but the facts don't support that argument. Deliberately misunderstanding my argument (which is a generous reading of your responses) does not make your false statement true.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 24 Feb 2024, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Literally you're the one who did that.
I mentioned that Corbyn was an anti-Semite, which is true beyond any shadow of doubt.

I said Sugar claimed "New Labour was changing back into Old Labour" then mentioned future leader Corbyn in brackets. The election of Corbyn proved Sugar's theory, you see.

But jump on the race issue by all means, that's a line of discussion that will end well for you I'm sure.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 24 Feb 2024, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure I've ever encountered an Alan Sugar fanboy before
Top marks for wanking off one of the country's very worst people though. Sure he appreciates your support
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 25 Feb 2024, 7:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I thought idiots being cunts to each other was normal anyway.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68376802
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 23 Feb 2024, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post /links, you mean

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 24 Feb 2024, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post OBV

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 25 Feb 2024, 4:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
Baroness Brady.
Enough said.
 (Pompey Monkey, Fri 23 Feb 2024, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post He seems to be suffering from a continual problem of a stubborn stool.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 22 Feb 2024, 20:43, Reply)
This is a link post Polyrhythms
Mesmerising.
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Love a bit of Rechian phasing phrases, me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0345c6zNfM
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Cor, love that

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sat 24 Feb 2024, 7:33, Reply)
This is a link post The Twin Towers – Seinfield Spec Script (PDF)

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there a story behind this? Is the writer a Seinfeld regular?
At least it doesn't have that bloody bass on all the time.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sat 24 Feb 2024, 7:37, Reply)
This is a link post Fast Food Rhapsody I made this!
This took me so long to make I don't actually know if it's any good. I like the harmonies, at least. It's a parody of Bohemian Rhapsody about fast food joints.
(I helped save b3ta! Chairman L'Mao Wasp Whisperer, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It's good.
Even if I lack the qualification to make that judgment.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 22 Feb 2024, 3:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I giggled
Especially at the crotch shot circa 2:23. Jesus!

Excellent work.
 (Dave Bagpuss a bit loose at the seams, Thu 22 Feb 2024, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I hoped I'd got away with it
Thought I'd got away with that one as it's so fast.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chairman L'Mao Wasp Whisperer, Thu 22 Feb 2024, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
You can get a cream for that.
 (ann onn, Thu 22 Feb 2024, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody good that!
I bet Nando's would take that last 5 secs as an advert!

*golf clap*
 (I helped save b3ta! moogman, Fri 1 Mar 2024, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny enough...
I'm going to try this at my gigs this year, and got in touch with Greggs who have kindly sent me some uniform to use, which I thought was very decent.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chairman L'Mao Wasp Whisperer, Mon 4 Mar 2024, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
Excellent!
 (I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 2 Mar 2024, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking quality
Lovely work! I've raised you to #43324 on my "Favourite People" list.
 (Dave Murray, Sat 2 Mar 2024, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it! Glad it made it to the email
Good work! Your comment reminds me if my projects. Spend ages on them and being a bit obsessive! Then I ma not sure about the results. I can assure you this is gold!
 (Porphyria99, Sat 2 Mar 2024, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks very much
And to everyone else who said nice things!
 (I helped save b3ta! Chairman L'Mao Wasp Whisperer, Mon 4 Mar 2024, 15:05, Reply)
This is a link post Marek Larwood's video blog. He is adorable and I love him.

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I get him mixed up with Jim Tavaré.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Jim Tavaré = double bass
Marek Larwood = not double bass
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post So when Jim Tavaré puts his bass away he becomes Marek Lawood, got it.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. No. Wait....
hang on. Maybe he does....
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 22 Feb 2024, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I got excited for a minute there thinking someone had found a
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetic_monopole
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That would definitely be something.
This is still interesting, particularly given how it applies to many substances we already have to hand; applications may not be far away.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 22 Feb 2024, 6:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
“Kramers spin degeneracy” sounds like fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Sound's like a money making exercise class he's set up but he won't let George Constanza go to

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 22 Feb 2024, 17:23, Reply)
This is a link post Over 52% British pork!

(I helped save b3ta! Sgt. Welt, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ. John Cleese is looking unwell.

(Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post An early gammon.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Gammon Sushi

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 17:38, Reply)
This is a link post Who's Afraid of the Art of Noise?
1987 was particularly odd.
Reviews.
(ann onn, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post the virgin connie swail

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 21 Feb 2024, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Great film
mostly crap music. The original dum du-dum dum TV score is great, of course.

I recall the film inspired some Ickean Satanic Panic craziness... There was a lady who claimed to be the victim of Satanic ritual abuse interviewed by Icke, she basically retold the plot of Dragnet casting herself as the virgin Connie Swail.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 16:13, Reply)
This is a link post Art

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 13:39, Reply)
This is a link post Absolutely right to correct this heinous misrepresentation
Bees living inside the lung cavity of a dead lion? Everyone knows bees produce honey not Golden Syrup.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post They'll reverse the decision within a week i reckon

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely you don't think it's a cynical promotional stunt?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post it's increasingly difficult to get people to pay attention to treacle

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Depends if it kills or not
Boston molasses 40ft wave
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The death toll must have been huge in wasps alone.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't buy black treacle in NZ without paying a fortune at expat shops
So no treacle toffee (aka bonfire toffee) for me =/
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post At least you'll keep your fillings without it.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 22 Feb 2024, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Even treacle's gone woke now.
which is a sentence I'd love to send back in time about ten years to see what we'd have made of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, so that's what they meant by '...a sticky end.'

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more rainbow.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post NOT THE BEES!

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I always assumed they were flies.
Not complaining, though. Absolutely dreadful business, being forced to look at the image of a poor, dead lion being left out to rot whilst I shop for butchered cow flesh and cage eggs.
 (Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Thu 22 Feb 2024, 13:32, Reply)
This is a link post b3ta's favourite snow leopard charity owner seems to be in a bit of bother.
I do hope all the funds raised by b3tans over the years have been ring-fenced to pay his legal fees.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Good lord.

(RenegadeMaster, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Back once again?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post With the ill behaviour.

(RenegadeMaster, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That snow leopard doesn't look well.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like it's been cross-bred with a gerbil.
If that's the kind of lunacy that goes on in that place, I'm glad he's going to prison.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The Island Of Doctor* Terry

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I keep clicking the asterisk but I'm not seeing a picture of a naked squirrel with tits, please advise

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Time to dig out your previous previous previous hd and hit the JJ-PR0N-FAVES folder

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The Flames!!!
Happy Candlemas!
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 1:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candelabra old timer.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 3:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Silver key time!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Cankles!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Too many to count, festive St Btans Day, mofaha

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post there was always something distasteful about that whole episode, for a start j***** was very clearly a seriously fucked up individual

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Just don't comedically libel him.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post who?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The wielder of the baseball bat, J**led

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1613090
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post There were several reasons I grew disillusioned with this place around that time,
but that's one of the main ones. However good people's intentions were - and I have no reason to suggest they weren't - I didn't like a b3ta user's death being hijacked to funnel money into a charity that smelled off even then, run by a credulous nutjob.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems he went off the deep end during Covid.
Allegedly.
 (Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That happened a good few years before Covid, judging by his FB posts
and comments I remember (vaguely) on here around 2016.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't been there in ten years (!!!)
but nothing about the place caused me concern regarding the welfare of the animals on any of my visits there. Certainly I've seen far more stressed-looking animals in other, higher-profile zoos.

Not sure what's been going on since 2014 though, I stopped going when he started going down the conspiraloon rabbit hole...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all just very sad, really.
Hopefully any remaining animals will be taken care of properly, and justice is served. If he's not guilty of any wrongdoing, fantastic. If he is found guilty, then it's all the fault of the Jews swapping the north and south poles to deny Brexit and create the next pandemic so they can inject fake vaccines to kill us all.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh well

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post alright 'Fleetwood Mac'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I found it hard

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what she said!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Never mind

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Any 77 year old going on B3ta has gotta be a bit suspicious.

(Covid69 Boris variant., Tue 20 Feb 2024, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Terrible bullying, some of us just like it here.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post hanging around trying to impersonate 45-year-old shut-ins

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I always wondered what happened to that guy Jahled, and now I’m none the wiser.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I bought a camera on a fellow b3ta user's [very knowledgeable] recommendation about 15-16 years ago.
I took it to a London bash soon afterwards, and I have a vivid memory of him demonstrating how to use it by taking an upskirt picture of another /board user's unsuspecting partner as she was reclining on a sofa next to the wall opposite in the pub.

I just dug out some photos from 2009, and there it is.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ^hasn't deleted the photo, though...^

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair point.
He took *loads* of pictures on my camera that day, that was one among hundreds. I didn't delete any of them, they were just there. I remember thinking at the time that it was a bit creepy of him to take a picture of an unsuspecting woman who was exposing slightly more flesh than she probably realised, but 'upskirting' wasn't a word then and I honestly didn't give it much thought since.

Now I've found it I'll add it to the wank bank, obviously.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 6:05, Reply)
This is a normal post What a scamp

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post All of those allegations
Skimping on animal welfare, selling off cats on the side, and delaying putting in audited accounts, point to an org that’s got itself into financial shit and can’t pay its way. He did get a bit whacky towards the end. Probable that delusional thinking extended to his fiscal decisions
Sad, especially since I helped him out with his advertising years ago

 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm sure the heart was in the right place and as already mentioned, probably just got too much and shit went wrong. Happened to all of us at some stage in our lives just luckily for ourselves, to not such an extent or as public.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 1:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, we've all obtained made-up PhDs in homeopathy
and then used the title "Doctor" to lend an air of credibility to our endeavours for decades while we shill our mate's free energy device (John Searl is dead now but he still needs money for research, keep sending it in).
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 6:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You clearly were not paying attention as homeopaths only refer to themselves as Dr, as using only a smaller part of the whole word is more effective

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 7:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I actually did have to study homeopathy as part of my degree.
Sadly I failed that unit, I got more than 0.000001%.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair, there's not a lot of difference between a fake degree in homeopathy and a real one

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Well yes, I didn't intend to imply any differentiation there.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, Jahled is Terry Moore? I thought he was his mate and he just took photos of his cats.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Jahled ≠ Terry

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post The photograph confirms what I suspected all along.
He has been experimenting with gnopsing live animals.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 23 Feb 2024, 0:50, Reply)
This is a link post 1913 - Suffragettes causing trouble in their fight for equality I made this!
The Time Trippers discuss the OGs of protest - Suffragettes. Just Stop Oil ain't got nothing on them.
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting as always

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 23:46, Reply)
This is a link post Coppola's Dracula by Gilbert and Sullivan
movie with light operetta
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 19 Feb 2024, 22:40, Reply)
This is a link post Commander Koenig's dirty little secret I made this!
If I'd had that much responsibility on my shoulders, I'd probably turn to the bottle too.
(AVR2, Mon 19 Feb 2024, 3:28, Reply)
This is a normal post the crash sound effects made oi larff

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 19 Feb 2024, 5:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
Nice use of the Wilhelm scream too!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 19 Feb 2024, 6:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 19 Feb 2024, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 19 Feb 2024, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post That is so brilliantly niche
…and I couldn’t be prouder to be part of the target audience.
 (I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 23 Feb 2024, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Aeeiigghh
Well done for including the Wilhelm Scream in there.
 (Naich Roolz, Sat 24 Feb 2024, 11:25, Reply)
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By the 3rd crash, someone should really have put a cone on that boulder.
 (NiceButDim it wasn't me, Mon 26 Feb 2024, 14:07, Reply)
This is a link post A Musical Interlude for Sunday
I was at a Bill Bailey show* yesterday and there was a skit about how many songs use the exact same chord progression. Today I listen to this tune and think "bloody hell, he's right", and he wasn't even talking about the chords in every rock and roll song ever.**

*Quite good as it turns out. He doesn't put out tunes as catchy as he used to, .i.e. Insect Nation, but there was a hilarious bit involving a Bizet aria and bad subtitles.
**It was Pachelbel's canon, if you're interested.

As an aside, does anyone know if his lockdown show was ever released on DVD/streaming? I've searched far and wide but can't even find the name of the show. There was a hilarious part towards the end about heavy metal fans answering the doorbell.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 18 Feb 2024, 23:41, Reply)
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Pachelbel's canon and Green Day's Basket Case, by any chance?
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Mon 19 Feb 2024, 7:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm afraid not. It was Smells Like Teen Spirit.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 19 Feb 2024, 10:01, Reply)
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Could also have been The Farm's Altogether now.....
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Mon 19 Feb 2024, 13:43, Reply)
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b3ta.com/links/1613101
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy b3taday you old fart!

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 21 Feb 2024, 2:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Many Happy B3turns To You

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 21 Feb 2024, 10:47, Reply)
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Perhaps you're thinking of "Bill Bailey's Bunker Blog", although that was years before lockdown.
During lockdown, I think he was pretty busy with Strictly Come Dancing, and then writing En Route To Normal.
 (ann onn, Mon 19 Feb 2024, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post No, it was a live show held outdoors just outside Gosforth.
I was there.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 19 Feb 2024, 10:09, Reply)
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In that case, maybe Virgin Money Unity Arena At Gosforth Park, September 1, 2020
 (ann onn, Mon 19 Feb 2024, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Spot on. Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 19 Feb 2024, 22:12, Reply)
This is a link post This link bypasses the GBNews paywall so anyone can vote

- probably not the result they are looking for


 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 18 Feb 2024, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Britain should ally with Russia and and attack Ukraine from the west
they won't be expecting it, and you could double the size of Britain if you split it down the middle. Give every British citizen an allotment the size of kidderminster
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 18 Feb 2024, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Will I get a shed?

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 18 Feb 2024, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post shed agitation will not be tolerated in the new Russgland
You will be exiled to siberia, or if you're really causing trouble, scotland
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 18 Feb 2024, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post How about a polytunnel?

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 19 Feb 2024, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll put it to the polytburo

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 20 Feb 2024, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Poll not found on our server.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 18 Feb 2024, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't imagine why.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 18 Feb 2024, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Moral cowardice probably.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 19 Feb 2024, 2:16, Reply)
This is a normal post They still haven't got it into their thick heads that the number of people who want to fuck with their silly polls outnumber their viewers by at least 10 to 1.
And, like most right-wing headbangers who harp on about "woke snowflakes" they can dish it out but they can't take it.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 19 Feb 2024, 2:51, Reply)
This is a normal post The far right project their fears onto anyone different.
It's why they want a stern parent figure to look up to and cling to the past.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 19 Feb 2024, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Update on the poll shenanigans.
www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/gb-news-rejoin-eu-poll-hijacked-368905/
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 19 Feb 2024, 2:20, Reply)
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Edwin Hayward:
"Nothing says "representative sample" like only asking the people willing to pay for GB News."

GBeebies is on freeview, which means that they can't blame their pitiful viewing figures on anyone but themselves. Nothing to do with the poll but worth reminding everyone that even the target audience seems to think GBN is shite.

Shropshire Green Man:
"I saw this earlier. Isn't there a case for @Ofcom to investigate a right wing so-called 'news' channel trying to manipulate outcomes in this way?"

Given that OFCOM has done fuck all about serving politicians appearing on GBeebies as presenters, I wouldn't hold my breath.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 19 Feb 2024, 2:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny you should say that.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-68336048

GBN is a cheap version of Trump's OANN.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 19 Feb 2024, 15:19, Reply)
This is a link post Balls to Yer!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 18 Feb 2024, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post wonder if someone makes custom jockstraps where you can add your own logo
So I searched and it seems you can only add custom text. I'm mortally offended that on one site the default option was "very small"
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 19 Feb 2024, 5:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Terrible marketing on their part.
The available sizes for condoms or jockstraps should always be large or very large.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 19 Feb 2024, 13:24, Reply)
This is a link post Have this NES banger that I had never heard until today

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 18 Feb 2024, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ^doesn't watch enough OSWR or Botchamania

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 18 Feb 2024, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post facts

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 18 Feb 2024, 18:10, Reply)

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