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This is a link post welcome to britain

(razzle, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I used this in my 1943 mix but as usual just ripped the audio and didn't watch.
Interesting to see some visuals for the clips.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 21:33, Reply)
This is a link post Beautiful rendition of "Moscow Nights"
with Electrolux ZA65 accompaniment
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 19:05, Reply)
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These sex education videos are getting strange.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually,
it's to open 1000s more branches of Timpsons...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Not more politics
I prefer Larry
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXoWmidpciU
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post So much satire i couldn't actually work out what point they were making...
They put to instead of too and so imagine that they'd had capslock on for the initial draft before someone told them to tone it down and put on some goddamned trousers and that mess was the result.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Sat 6 Jul 2024, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Five Stars
and a PayPal donation?
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 7 Jul 2024, 12:13, Reply)
This is a link post Alaskan man uses 42 years of tracking experience
after he saw some interesting tracks near his house
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post he looks good for 42

(piss and shit, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post in woodpecker years

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post How to track a 14-year-old girl...
and you were searching for?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Don't look at another man's portal gun history. We all go to weird places."
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 7 Jul 2024, 2:26, Reply)
This is a normal post and I stiiiill haven't fo-ound
what I'm looking for
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 7 Jul 2024, 10:24, Reply)
This is a link post Enrico Intra - Paopop (1975) FULL ALBUM
If you like cinematic bachelor pad/lounge/easy-italodisco-progrock-jazz-classical fusion, this is just the thing.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 2:22, Reply)
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There is something of the advent jingle about this.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 23:00, Reply)
This is a link post He's a national treasure
Jonathan Pie: 'It's 50 Shades of Beige.' Meet Britain's New Prime Minister.
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post he's a cunt
ps I voted labour
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 5 Jul 2024, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post The Jonathan Pie character isn't good enough to be a comedian,
and not good enough to be the hard-hitting social commentator he aspires to be. Frankly, he's just not good enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Did your last comedy tour outsell his?
Is your satire more critically approved?

I'm not a fan but he's significantly funnier than several other professional comedians, and much less of a cunt than Francis Wheen, Ian Hislop, or John Sessions.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I care not two figs.
Unlike him, I know the limits of my talent. He comes across as a faux self-righteous twat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the act.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post he used the grenfell fire to score points against the tories
he's a cunt
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 5 Jul 2024, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You're right no one should have said anything
It's just one of those things, nothing could have stopped it.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Sat 6 Jul 2024, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't put words in my mouth please

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sat 6 Jul 2024, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't put the idea of putting things in your mouth in my head please

(dyllon nice beaver., Sun 7 Jul 2024, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post cock

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not an act.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post He's literally an actor, Pie is literally a role he plays.
Also pro wrestling is predetermined and there's no Father Christmas.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post What's Ian Hislop done to deserve being called a cunt?
From what I've seen he's consistently held up a mirror to those in power, whoever they are, and repeatedly put himself in the legal firing line in the process. Sure, I can see he might be irritating to some people but that doesn't make him a cunt IMO.
I might be missing something, in which case I'm genuinely interested what it is!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a tory tortoise

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 9:51, Reply)
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Speaking as someone who has watched HIGNFY for about 30 years - tory? Really?
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post If he's anything he's a Lib Dem.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Tory to the core
Suspect the other one is too at this point
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Told a thousand unfunny jokes and launched the political career of Boris Johnson...

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll forgive unfunny jokes
I'm not sure he claims to be a comedian. However, launching BJ's career is another thing entirely - when did this happen? I must have missed it!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post As entertaining as I find him, he’s very much a one trick pony.
It’s the same situation with Nerine Skinner, a.k.a. Liv Struss/Navine Borries; the Tories are out so now they’ll need to change their acts.

In the case of the latter she can switch to Rayner or Phillips (she’s already done some videos in these personae) but Pie will struggle without a target so universally hated as the Tories.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Private Eye still sells well under Labour.
Pie is not a Labour character, he gets flabbergasted by corruption, lies and incompetence. Labour are capable of providing him ample material, but hopefully less criminal and fascistic.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 22:52, Reply)
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you think?
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Good grief, give Labour a chance. They've only been in power for 24 hours.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 5:30, Reply)
This is a normal post What about the drains in Hackney?!

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 7:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Liv Struss videos are at least short
Do the joke, pull the face, done.

Pie rambles and labours the point.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post And has a successful carreer as a touring comedian with a Radio 4 comedy series.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Michael Mcintyre is also successful
- but that doesn't stop him being an annoying shit.

Entertainment is a matter of taste, and taste is famously highly variable.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't ever argue that Mcintyre isn't an annoying shit.
But if you claimed he wasn't good enough to be a comedian then I could simply point to his success to prove your claim to be false.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Never said Pie wasn't a comedian
Just not my taste, too much angry rant, not enough wit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon he's been on point for most of the tory omnishambles
and he's cut through for a mostly short video consuming generation that some of the old satirical mainstays like private eye no longer can. It's his videos that are getting widely shared around this election, not other comedians. People are familiar with the "off-camera reporter" conceit, and can just enjoy his take.
As to his predicted demise now the tories are smashed, people made similar predictions about the crowded gaggle of american late night satire hosts when trump lost, kimmel and that bloke who does a closer look et al, but they're all still around
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post He does this thing where he gives off the attitude of being furiously engaged in politics
but at the same time is very careful to not say anything his (centrist/mainstream) audience will bristle at, for example he will always say "populism" rather than "fascism" because you'll get pearl-clutching if anyone says anyone else in politics or the media (or voters!) is fascist or racist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 14:24, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQE6-2lsJbQ
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Some people have used the word "fasicst" as a meaningless insult, this does not mean that fascism is not a real force in action or a real threat.
Umberto Eco's list of fascist traits is useful on this point - www.faena.com/aleph/umberto-eco-a-practical-list-for-identifying-fascists
After WWII we said "never again" and we should have our eyes open to it happening again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 15:27, Reply)
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“The question was taken up by the recently deceased Italian novelist and semiotician”
Zombie Eco sez you is all fascists
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I hadn't noticed that.
Apparently he gets all sorts turning up to his live shows and he used to worry that the pro-Brexit morons would get offended and leave when he called them cunts, but everyone laughs along at everything.

ETA: Turns out I hadn't noticed it because it's simply not true:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Hrn6vnOjRs
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post He's explicitly saying that the conservative party or even "hard right populists" are absolutely not white supremacists/fascists here.
Based on
* Boris was twice voted mayor of London (so what?)
* They care about Brexit (so what?)
* People voted for JRM and it "fans the flames of division" to suggest that they "voted for a nazi by mistake" (this is exactly the pearl-clutching I was talking about)
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post "for example he will always say "populism" rather than "fascism"

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes and that's a video of him saying why he/you shouldn't say "fascism"

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Typical bickering on this thread.
Once the Tories are out, the left of center resume fighting each other.
This is why we can't have nice things.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post It'll be interesting to see how long some folk keep up the Labour arselicking
Before conceding that they're just as self-serving and incompetent as the Tories they're replacing.
Rayner the Usurper's first proper go at knocking Starmer out of office should start the ball rolling, I reckon.

Also, I've just put £500 down on Kemi Badenoch to replace Rishi Sunack. I'm convinced that the Tories will see putting a relatively young black woman in the driving seat as being a 100% surefire way to win over young voters as Labour flounder under the suffocating weight of 'Great British Energy' and the fact they'll have fuck all money to do anything without raising everybody's taxes.
The £1200 might take some of the sting out of that for a month or two. For me, at least.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't discount the racism of the members.
They will need to work out a new system for choosing a leader anyway, maybe they won't ask them this time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Politics is one of the few bloodsports still allowed.
I'd prefer a more boring politics where people fixed stuff rather than jockeying for position most of the time. Fighting culture wars and thinly disguised corruption should be left to the Americans, we have our own British class system to oppress each other with.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post 500 squid on the black farage?
she'd probably pull a few back from reform, granted, but she's pretty fringe with her views. hardline thatcher-poster-on-the-wall ex-fund manager brexiteer who hates teh gays isn't going to appealing to the centre left despite her well documented blackness. Kemi got the least number of backers in the last leadership spill, knocked out in the first round. Glad it's your money, though given all the scratchings I guess she's in with a chance
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 7 Jul 2024, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I disagree. :)
The right's emphasis on loyalty and unity leads to mindless uniformity and blind faith in their ideological authorities. Leftist philosophy attempts a more scientific approach. Think of the bickering as peer review, or active error testing and correcting.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post While I broadly agree...
...the social cohesiveness required for a party usually leads to tribalistic groups which then define their identity by infighting and hampering progress; See also competitiveness.
A few hundred thousand years or so of adaptation might sort it.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post or a near extinction-level cataclysm
whichever comes first
 (ozof, Tue 9 Jul 2024, 6:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait until after the election
Wait until they've had time to settle in
Wait a bit longer, they still haven't had enough time yet
etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post "We're still in the Sunlight of Hope phase!"
"We won't begin seeing real change until we reach the Overcast Brunch of Discontent."
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Way before the "Silent Dinner of Realisation"

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 19:58, Reply)
This is a link post An animation of road signs

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post what an odd collective noun

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 0:50, Reply)
This is a link post UK politics

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant

(dyllon nice beaver., Fri 5 Jul 2024, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post heh
if I could be bothered I'd make up a newspaper front page that said:
"Election: Different bunch of lying useless bastards with second homes, hostages to fortune of the global economy, win majority"
 (Dan Gordon, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
government
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I have to admit that I was gobsmacked when I saw this yesterday
news.rr.nihalnavath.com/news/Axinos-Polling-Report-3eb4a6c7
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
Vintage internetting.
 (Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 20:59, Reply)
This is a link post hands up who's going to miss this cunt

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The pencil has been exorcised.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 17:47, Reply)
This is a link post Thankyou for the last 14 years.

(Planearm, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he stopping now?
Thank fuck for that.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Should have ended with
a massive zoom out to show all the other countries on the planet electing the fash.

The Frankie Two Tribes ending.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
I guess it's going to be less comfortable pointing out the flaws in your own team.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Would certainly lend him some much needed integrity, though.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 19:55, Reply)
This is a link post What's Rolf going to paint? I made this!
(play with sound)
Made this yeaaaaaaaars ago and just found it. Tracking a bit wonky the original vid was very low quality
 (Dan Gordon, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 9:55, Reply)
This is a link post apropos of nothing

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 0:15, Reply)
This is a link post Election night 1959 and we turn to the voters in Wales
in turn (sort of), Welsh Nationalist, Labour, Conservative and the female vote
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 23:43, Reply)
This is a link post For any late night election watchers

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 23:20, Reply)
This is a link post Get out of my pub!
And back by “popular” demand: b3ta.com/links/1581218
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 22:11, Reply)
This is a link post Vermin Supreme announces Pirate PARRRty PARRRtnership NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Rubbish parrot

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I know that's filmed on a GoPro or similar
but the headlights seem crap.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Does it matter?
If someone jumps in front of you in the dark or in bright light, you still won't be able to do anything about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Could go faster.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post better to keep your rhythm steady and use lube

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post YT encoding darkens footage, apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 15:08, Reply)
This is a link post Wall-E is looking YOKED
Japanese railway robotry
(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope it says "TADAAA!" every time it completes a task

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 2:01, Reply)

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