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Shame About the Song
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 18:40,
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Nice video
Shame about the song
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 17:48,
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Can anyone beat 1:50?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 19:09,
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Dunno. I skipped around a bit to see if it got better.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 19:59,
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I shall not bother.
Thanks you two for the warning.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 20:01,
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58 seconds
But tbf i was halfway there already from the ass pic below
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Although not of equal shittiness, there's a scene vaguely like this in Copycat (1995)
She launches this little video this serial killer sent her, which for some reason has an icon which is a skull with chicken legs, that then waddles away with giant buttocks after the video ends. I swear I'm not lying and this is actually in the film.
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I'm not quite sure what I read here
** re-reads ** WTF
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 14:48,
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One of my favourite movie web 1.0 moments
is Pinhead's Macromedia Flash effort, with a mystery meat navigation that would tear Jakob Nielsen's soul apart.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO6bOMSTIqk
I would remake it a la this Jurassic Park one, but suspect it might be a bit too niche.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 15:08,
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That's exactly how it happens
And computer goes "OMG I'm dying" with a whirring noise @ 7777777777
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 14:47,
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Trebuchet for sale
Go on. You know you want to...
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/335608141566
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 20:53,
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I can't justify buying another trebuchet, sorry.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 21:06,
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No thanks, I'm trying to be good and avoid this modern throwaway culture
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You could always aim it at the green bin and use it to make recycling more fun.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 23:05,
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Launch the bin at the lorry when it turns up in a new angle on putting the bins out
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I'm sure Hyacinth Trebuchet's surname should be spelled Treebucket
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it's a long shot, granted
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 11:44,
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How much do you normally buy your 8m trebuchets for?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 12:25,
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I saw a trebuchet video on TV once..
Some guy launched his wife and she screamed whilst taking off.
She had some injuries. I can't seem to find the video on youtube though.
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Found an article from the Beeb
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/769891.stm
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Five years later...
...a guy died.
www.theguardian.com/uk/2005/nov/01/highereducation.students
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 9 Oct 2024, 21:01,
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In 2000, nobody died.
In 2001, nobody died.
In 2002, nobody died.
In 2003, there was the incident with the pigeon.
In 2004, nobody died.
In 2005, somebody died.
In 2006, nobody died.
In 2007, nobody died.
In 2008, I mean, I could go on.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 22:17,
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I mean, he paid 40 quid to be thrown from an apparatus designed for chucking rocks.
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I hope he was called Chuck
Cos you would chuck Chuck wouldn't you
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simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 14:29,
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Cheers
..Before: Stella looks worried as she prepares to to be launched
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Remember I said I was going to attempt to make a Star Wars fan short? Well, here's a teaser trailer of sorts
I made this!
Hopefully I won't get sued
(, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 15:17, Share, Reply)
Very nice
How did you make it?
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 15:35,
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Lots of practical incl miniatures and puppetry, and some CG stock elements all melded together
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No AI - well, an AI filter for the thumbnail but from physical prop photography
Oh, and the Vader voice (if that's what you meant?) Everything else in camera is practical miniatures/sets/puppetry
I will post a 'Making of' when it's finished
Some evidence of it definitely not being AI here: www.instagram.com/offworldvision/
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Saw something recently where someone claimed that all you need for the Vader voice is an empty pint glass held at an angle to your mouth
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That's how Serafinowicz achieves the spatial effect
but speaking into an angled pint glass does not make you sound like an overweight black man from Mississippi.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 22:10,
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Lord of the Rings: the Pronouns of Power
Glascox says no apparently
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 12:50,
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A bunch of power bottoms with no tops to be found.
No wonder dwarfs are so grouchy.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 18:53,
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A weird hateful little video by some weird hateful little boys.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 19:53,
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Departures
Don't know anything about it, but l like the way it's done.
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Varmint, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 8:20,
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You are now unable to go to airports without thinking of this
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simbosan Hello you cunt, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 22:07,
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Operation Moneybags
When some commandos were given a little extra something in their water
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Anyone going to see Joel's band this Friday?
(yes, this is GC in 2014 but worth reposting...)
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:33,
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If I was her brother it would have been a grade 2 overall.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Oct 2024, 16:25,
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Yes
Ended up with LMNC thursday, 7 seconds friday then Lateral live show saturday
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Greenbat, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 5:23,
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Excellent
do you know what time they're onstage on Friday?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 8 Oct 2024, 10:21,
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Fantasbo!
See you then...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 8:40,
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Here's the link btw. This Friday. New Cross Inn
pit.live/events/7-seconds-of-love
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 9 Oct 2024, 8:41,
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"Is there anyone who might have a grudge against you?"
Genuinely struggling to think who they might be alluding to here.
Robert Maxwell?
Given he hasn't said or done anything remotely controversial or interesting in about 30 years I'm going to say no.
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Piers Moron
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 1:47,
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Moron.
Piers, that is. Also Carter Fuck, Boris Johnson, and Macho Man Julian Assange.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 17:52,
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I was mainly thinking of the Darius Guppy thing and Partygate
but you can take your pick.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 18:01,
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Guessing the next lookalike will be Hislop and either Trump or Kennedy
possibly also a plaster over the cover knight's ear
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Given the number of times he's been sued
There are likely to be several people who might bear a grudge.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 7:14,
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that's what he'd like you to believe, clearly
However:
all that litigation happened so long ago it's almost out of living memory - certainly many of the litigants are dead
he's an irrelevant establishment twat and so's the other one.
it wasn't an assassination attempt
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Who is the 'he' in 'that's what he'd like you to believe'?
The cab driver?
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Hislop would like people to believe he's a thorn in the side of the powerful when he's completely and utterly tame and has been for years.
In the improbable event that anyone would ever have a pop at him, the more likely culprit would be someone who's seen his kid do one of his excruciating skits on youtube
(, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 9:59, Share, Reply)
So you don't like him
That's fair enough, but saying he's irrelevant seems excessive. For example, didn't Private Eye report on the Post Office scandal well before it reached mainstream news?
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 10:20,
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ComputerWorld broke the story but the Eye has probably covered it most.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 20:51,
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Both the article you posted and the BBC report state that it was the cab driver that thought the cab had been shot at, not Hislop.
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Yes and his reaction to that was "well I DO have a lot of enemies"
He doesn't. He's a tragic old fart trading off a myth he built up 30 years ago. He's mildly irritating to local authorities these days. Toothless and decrepit.
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tragic
is posting the link in the first place, just so you can vent your valueless spleen
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He's not very funny any more*
but it is still pretty obvious when he's being flippant in a comedic fashion. To hinged people, that is.
*Since Spitting Image.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 18:05,
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Bit extreme mate
Austrian man reacts poorly to magic mushrooms
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 8:52,
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Odd how some words seem to sort of jump out
Blunt
Dirty snow
Mostly
Debriding
Four pieces
2 cm
coronal hypospadias
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 17:20,
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I only got as far as debriding.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 19:06,
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Consumed "four or five dried magic mushrooms"
I must have been picking the wrong type then, cause I had dozens and dozens at a time, and I never wanted to do that.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 18:32,
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From the description of the re-attachment operation
his todger looked Cep dick.
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Varmint, Sun 6 Oct 2024, 19:45,
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the aptly named Klingsor syndrome
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 1:43,
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"This is the first reported case of psilocybin-induced self-amputation or Klingsor syndrome, a rare condition that involves self-inflicted penile amputation, as reported by the Open Journal of Urology. "
Klingsor? As in, that's "Fu-klingsor?"
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Make your own 2000s tracks in seconds
I really like this as you can't just repeatedly hit the same notes over and over. It forces you to move the melody on
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 14:47,
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oohh... organy synthy noises
I like that
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TBL I posted this on, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 15:41,
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Archspire audition
NSFW
Archspire are one of the leading technical death metal bands and they've just lost their drummer. This is an audition video from the drummer from Benighted and it's on point.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 3:01,
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the little 'tonk' on the tiny cymbal at about 1.30 absolutely sent me
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I spend so much time
trying to make my programmed drums sound human. This guy seems to have trained himself to drum like a computer.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 16:37,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=_73NU6OlNuw
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 19:59,
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Ott - Hiraeth
Any Ott fans here? Just released - psychedelic dub artist if you don't know him, worth a listen on headphones as this guy is a fantastic producer.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 1:52,
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Not a great follower but came across Unit Delta Plus
Probably via here and is a classic beautiful track. Thanks for linkage I shall delve more.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 21:46,
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Glad you enjoyed
Probably check out Skylon or Mir as your next step ;o)
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 12:23,
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I for one welcome our new overlords.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 4 Oct 2024, 21:53,
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animated shorts
what you get from eating too many beans
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simbosan Hello you cunt, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 1:02,
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{:-D
Musical trousers
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 Oct 2024, 16:21,
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I parsed that title completely incorrectly
I went into that video thinking "but beef is soft"
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Me too!
But I thought it was a guy called "Learning Beef" cutting people up.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 18:15,
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A must for the budding cannibal gourmet.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 4 Oct 2024, 15:27,
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the info from this channel is brilliant
but god that guy grates on me in a way i can't describe
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MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 18:25,
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I've just started watching his channel,
I feel the same, lots of really good information on cooking, but I can only take so much of listening to him
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Is there no script or extension that can either read out the subtitles or listen and generate a different voice
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To solve the shitty AI voice problem just use Microsoft Agent
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Isn't the calf muscle a vestige from the time humans used to be veal?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 12:14,
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Erik Kain of Forbes reviews The Rings of Power Season 2 Finale.
Far more entertaining and well written than the actual episode.
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Given what an absolute state the first season was I wasn't planning to go out of my way to see it, but now I see it's got
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 10:54,
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Whatever could you ningly nongly dingly dongly hey nonny nonny umbly thrumbly mean?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 11:22,
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Wise choice.
Tom’s dialogue made me physically cringe more than any other character.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 19:09,
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I thought it was in keeping with tradition
in that the character of tom bombadil was simply so tolkien could shoehorn his shitty verse into LOTR regardless of context or lore, he might as well have had a dancing robot, and the writers of Rings of Power have followed suit
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 7 Oct 2024, 22:15,
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I've just discovered this Disney version of Mambo No 5
And I need to know what Lou Bega did to those cartoon characters.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 22:35,
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Well, that's an ear worm for the rest of the day. Thanks.
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