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This is a link post Every Grand Designs ever.

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 21 Oct 2024, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I keep seeing him in Sainsbury’s adverts.
Someone should tell them that he’s the last person you want to persuade people the shop isn’t just for slightly posh people.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 21 Oct 2024, 6:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha I just came here to post this
That feeling when your own stuff gets posted to b3ta before you do :D
 (Dave Bagpuss a bit loose at the seams, Mon 21 Oct 2024, 9:12, Reply)
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Oh so that was you was it? Good work.
YouTube said it had been up for a couple of days though so I figured it was fair game.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 21 Oct 2024, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanky
No problem at all :) I was tardy with posting it here.
 (Dave Bagpuss a bit loose at the seams, Mon 21 Oct 2024, 9:39, Reply)
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Just needed reference to the ones that are so long and arduous the kids have grown up and left home, the wife has filed for divorce, and the guy is left alone in a half-finished shell £5m in debt.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 21 Oct 2024, 10:32, Reply)
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That is basically the story behind the guy who says '2 million'. I did try using more elements of his divorce and stuff, but I wanted to keep the length down so I cut it out.
 (Dave Bagpuss a bit loose at the seams, Mon 21 Oct 2024, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 21 Oct 2024, 23:42, Reply)
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Just wonderful
 (Bungo wombling free in Melbourne, Australia, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:33, Reply)
This is a link post God i want a bunker
In the 60s AT&T built a series of bunkers across the USA along a communications line to ensure comm's after a nuclear war. Nowadays you can buy them.
This is a tour of a well maintained one (for sale if you have $1.5 million).
Then this video m.youtube.com/watch?v=4H8ogjvjS7s is semi-derelict one being explored somewhere else, but both bunkers have the same layout and design so it's like some time travelling found footage student film.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Sun 20 Oct 2024, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure God reads b3ta links
Actually, pretty sure he's staying away

I suppose a church is the traditional spot but I'm skeptical he pays much attention there either
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 21 Oct 2024, 4:04, Reply)
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God will grant you a bunker, as long as you're willing to share it with two of every kind of animal, and don't mind a bit of a nuclear war upstairs
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 21 Oct 2024, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post The b3ta bunker is full?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 7:59, Reply)
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Basic, but could be yours for £10k?
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/oct/19/nuclear-bunker-in-norfolk-to-to-sold-at-auction
 (abc, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post one like that came up for sale near my house, the guy who owned it bought it when pissed
he'd done some work to it but ultimately got bored with it
Bunkers are interesting, but with no natural light and only one exit, I don't fancy living in one
 (piss and shit, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Generally bunkers are for when the chips are down

(dyllon nice beaver., Tue 22 Oct 2024, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post if the chips are down, I'd prefer fo have multiple means of escape

(piss and shit, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 20:50, Reply)
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Well they suggested it would make a good wine cellar. If you want a wine cellar in the middle of a field, of course.
 (abc, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 1:00, Reply)
This is a link post A new BirdBox Studio animation!
That will save Smartie123 a job
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 20 Oct 2024, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
Much nicer to see someone else post it :)
 (Smartie123 Smartie123, Sun 20 Oct 2024, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post This was
top drawer
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 21 Oct 2024, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks
their work always seems to be top notch! : ), Lovely animation skills
 (I helped save b3ta! rowlification 今は今, Mon 21 Oct 2024, 21:28, Reply)
This is a link post CockNews I made this!
All the news that's fit to cluck.
(shardcore, Sun 20 Oct 2024, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I never knew cocks had so many fingers
or tits.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 20 Oct 2024, 17:51, Reply)
This is a link post Real men vote for women!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 20 Oct 2024, 2:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Giraffes LOL.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 20 Oct 2024, 3:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
and "like a garbage bag full of buttermilk"
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 20 Oct 2024, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That gave me the lols , have a click!

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 21 Oct 2024, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Blutista returns!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 21 Oct 2024, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 21 Oct 2024, 20:53, Reply)
This is a link post Women! To hell with your “limits”!
But do make sure your makeup doesn’t get smudged. There’s a good girl.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post marks out of five
Phwoaar!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 20 Oct 2024, 19:57, Reply)
This is a link post A very big puzzle I made this!
Students try out a puzzle that is also an experience.. its pangea
(Anton Hecht, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 14:27, Reply)
This is a link post Bon Jobi - Livin' On A Prayer

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoa
oh
It's nice.
 (Sherbs, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 4:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it xxx

(frenchtoilet, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 21:30, Reply)
This is a link post Alan Moore talks about writing
This is amazing. I'd never heard him speak before.
(I helped save b3ta! Ten U Us results once we've taken all the cocks out, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's more of him lollygagging
if you're ok with a bit of "41st Best Standup Ever" added

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxqBnx9B-6g
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 20 Oct 2024, 12:21, Reply)
This is a link post Fresh Bloodywood

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 16:39, Reply)
This is a link post More W40K stuff - The Valentyne Heresy podcast.
Listen to a trio of nerds play an episodic D&D style Warhammer 40K TTRPG. Significantly more entertaining than it sounds.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 12:15, Reply)
This is a link post Chile-Dish: Make your own Adrian Chiles opinion piece I made this!
The beloved Adrian Chiles is well known for his "interesting" Guardian opinion pieces. I made this little generator that allows you to write whatever text you like and put his lovely face next to it.

At some point I'll make a little quiz of "real Chiles vs fake Chiles", old fashioned styley, but haven't got round to it yet. Anyway, enjoy :)

N.B.: unlike Guinness Shandy (grauniad opinions, 2024-10-17), eating behind the wheel of a car (2024-10-16) and "small hard balls" (2024-08-08), this webpage has not been endorsed by Adrian Chiles.
 (dixonary_, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
and think it would be fun if you added some randomly selected ones if you refreshed the page
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 8:09, Reply)
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Now there's an idea...

[I've added a couple on there for fun. But other people are much better at coming up with them than I am!]
 (dixonary_, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff
However...

 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 10:08, Reply)
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Happy to report that this bug is fixed. Chiles to your heart's delight.
 (dixonary_, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
It works well with Adrian Mole quotes


 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good....

(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers, this will save some effort next time someone inadvertently Chileses on b3ta.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it a bad thing to Chiles?
I'd love those small talk skills.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 12:36, Reply)
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download-1
I have to admit I usually enjoy Chiles. There is an art to his mundanity!
 (abc, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ninja Spunk

(swank, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 17:00, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 19:03, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post This checks out.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 16:27, Reply)
This is a link post I haven't taken NOS, but this made me laugh...
Having worked the festival numerous times, I can categorically state that it is now drug-free...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post What a Moran...

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Colonel Moran wouldn't be impressed

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 12:03, Reply)
This is a link post RIP Pigsy
Toshiyuki Nishida dead at 76: Actor was best known for his role as Pigsy in the TV series Monkey
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Monkey was great.
Bummer
 (Covid69 Boris variant., Thu 17 Oct 2024, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't know, he never bummed me.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Well he can't bum everyone.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Not like Monkey and his magic expanding staff

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 1:49, Reply)
This is a normal post He was fun in Get Up!

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post At least he got a good innings unlike Tripitaka
RIP
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 23:22, Reply)
This is a link post Golden Crocoduck nominees 2024
(Potholer54)
The award is given every year on the feast day of St Jude Thaddeus (Patron Saint of Lost Causes), October 28, for the biggest breach of the Ninth Commandment in the pursuit of the creationist cause.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Add a summary.
Come on people, at least try...
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the golden crocoduck was well known round these parts, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 21:19, Reply)
This is a link post Tram journey across Hong Kong Island from September 2009 I made this!
I've made a new YouTube channel where so far I'm uploading long videos taken out of the windows of public transport in China. If that sounds interesting (it probably doesn't, I am aware of this) then here's one, and another more depressing one is here - youtu.be/Ex3yrwskcNg

May upload actually interesting content on the channel at some stage, will see how I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post cool
Went there for the handover. Odd times
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post just on technical side of things, you can eliminate the jerkiness (with the vid, this isn't a personal attack)
*by propping your elbow on the sill (im assuming you're just sticking your cam out the left window) or some other surface like an armrest (poor man's tripod)
*using stabilizer in post if you have video editing software. Premiere has warp stabilizer that does wonders, it's piss easy. Its been a few years since I was in honkers, but they used to sell pirate software every second shop in mong kok
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 4:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it's a video from 15 years ago with a rubbish camcorder from a very shaky tram
From memory I was steadying my arms against the ledge at the front (not out of the window) for large sections, I'd left my tripod in the UK but not sure it would have made much of a difference anyway. I did put it through stabilization software for the music video I made from it (in the description on youtube) but ultimately it's a done thing from an age ago and it is what it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ah, that explains the lack of teslas on the road

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 11:56, Reply)
This is a link post BIONIC LORD
What more do you need, beyond the phrase BIONIC LORD?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 17 Oct 2024, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Democratic socialism would be nice.
Oh look it's a tory who only started campaigning for social justice and equality once something bad had happened to him personally.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Zeal of the convert innit, might as well make the most of it while it lasts

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post A 'Dam'n we've been seen' conversion

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure he's a total knob-end. I just liked the phrase.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 17 Oct 2024, 20:34, Reply)
This is a link post I’ve been into 40k recently.
90% of what I know comes from this series.
Full playlist
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy b3taday jonbob!

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 12:10, Reply)
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NEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDD!!!

I mean I'm currently painting up a Tallarn Leman Russ but hey...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I just like the lore side of things.
I’ve never so much as picked up a brush; my nerdery tends towards a more papery direction. Or at least it used to.


Click for bigger (68 kb)


If you watch long enough for Magnus to show up you might just recognise the voice.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post that's brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this
Both TF2 and the skills. I'll look into TF 2 paper craft.
 (Farty Funkhouser, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
That's really well done! I love your colour choices quite aside from your modelling skills!
 (I helped save b3ta! rowlification 今は今, Mon 21 Oct 2024, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I can’t take credit, I didn’t create the model I just built it.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 6:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles!

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post cANdlezzzz !!!!
you Sir, are on fire !
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Flaming for one day only babe.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Spazzy hugs on candle day

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Quite agree ^

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post To you also

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 22:33, Reply)

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